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Very exciting news, Perezcious!

The Queen of All Media is thrilled to announce that he has a brand new weekly column appearing in Australia's Famous magazine.

Appropriately named!

Our weekly column begins with this week's issue, so run out and get it today.

xoxo

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128 comments to “Hey, Australia!!!!”

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  1. adrie says – reply to this


    1

    x-tina on your blog?

  2. amy m says – reply to this


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    booyeah

  3. B$ says – reply to this


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    First

  4. FATTI says – reply to this


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    CONGRATS Z-LISTER!

  5. krys says – reply to this


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    at least all the faces on the cover look like they've been altered… boo..

  6. Randi says – reply to this


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    i love you perez!



  7. 7

    damn it i thought i was first! oh well congrats=P

  8. Heath says – reply to this


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    Can u buy that in the US? FIRST!

  9. BMone says – reply to this


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    FIRST

  10. yady says – reply to this


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    wow!

  11. dain says – reply to this


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    first

  12. Rash says – reply to this


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    The Perez Hilton Song
    .
    Sung to the tune of “Puttin’ On The Ritz.”
    .
    .
    He’s the gossip encyclopedia,
    Perez is The Queen Of All Media,
    .
    Perez gets -
    All the website hits!
    .
    He has spies in all the right places,
    Catching stars with loose lips and red faces,
    .
    When Perez comes all the stars hide their faces,
    They know he will tattle their disgraces,
    He’s a Queen with Aces!
    .
    Those in the know all go to his website,
    To see the stars that just can not act right,
    .
    Perez whips,
    All the hypocrites,
    .
    Written by RASH MANLY



  13. 13

    congrats perez.
    u really got famous for making a blog.
    good good!

  14. cool. says – reply to this


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    hope your not at reporting stuff for them, like you are for ur website

  15. what says – reply to this


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    I thought you weren't allowed to talk about Britney anymore, Perez?

  16. mang says – reply to this


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    Hmm Britney has the cutest little kid… ANgelina can never look ugly, chick is perfect

  17. ,. says – reply to this


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    !

  18. Sarah says – reply to this


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    haha

  19. nick says – reply to this


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    congrats!

  20. She says – reply to this


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    Hells Yeah Babe!!!!

  21. moni says – reply to this


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    first bitches

  22. annie says – reply to this


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    Yay for you, Perezito!

  23. PD says – reply to this


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    Delta is a cancer survivor and smoker? Hmmmm, maybe it didn't feel deadly enough the first time ’round.

  24. steve says – reply to this


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    I like how you were announced as a new columnist on a Stars Without Makeup cover. Was that to make your photo look better?

  25. shana says – reply to this


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    you always make fun of tara reid for doing things in australia and now you are promoting your column in Australia?

  26. Rash says – reply to this


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    I left out one three lines of the
    song, sorry. The correct version.
    .
    .
    The Perez Hilton Song
    .
    Sung to the tune of “Puttin’ On The Ritz.”
    .
    .
    He’s the gossip encyclopedia,
    Perez is The Queen Of All Media,
    .
    Perez gets -
    All the website hits!
    .
    When Perez comes all the stars hide their faces,
    They know he will tattle their disgraces,
    He’s a Queen with Aces!
    .
    Those in the know all go to his website,
    To see stars that just can not act right,
    .
    Perez whips,
    All the hypocrites,
    While he gets
    All the website hits!
    .
    Written by RASH MANLY

  27. i hat says – reply to this


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    Why would you feel that you can judge others? The ONLY reason you are famous is because other people were famous first! If it weren't for all the celebs you dish on you would be nobody. As it stands you are barely more than a gay man with a big whole. CONGRADULATIONS!

  28. heath says – reply to this


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    What's different about you doing this and celebs go down under to make a living again?

  29. ha! says – reply to this


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    i'm a big fan of perez, BUT! funny (AND IRONIC) how he makes fun of celebrities who can only get jobs in australia…

  30. pam says – reply to this


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    Perez, it may be a cool mag and all, but you = Tara Reid, no ???
    And what the fu** has happened to Katie Holmes ?? She went from gorgeous to butt fugly…….WOW…….that hair……………

  31. mike says – reply to this


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  32. jenn says – reply to this


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    Fuck no. I would never buy your stupid magazine if it was the last thing to keep me alive. After all the shit you caused like that whole Selena Demi ; Miley Mandy fight, HELL NO. I don't even know why they would put your damn face on the cover. Good thing they made it smaller. You're a joke Perez.

  33. micha says – reply to this


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    thats classy.

  34. clair says – reply to this


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    want to know how to get a natural look?

    go to www.catfabulous.com for amazing beauty tips

  35. Chris says – reply to this


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    Awesome!

    When are you coming to Australia for a tour? Bring Kathy Griffin!!!

  36. elle says – reply to this


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    Perez, that is a darling pic of you! You look great! :-)

  37. stupi says – reply to this


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    OMG! Ur like almost as famous as tara reid now! how freakin exciting!! LOSER

  38. yolan says – reply to this


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  40. rob says – reply to this


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    okay…i thought you weren't ever gonna talk or have any relation to Christina, Britney, Justin, J-Lo

    ..and yet there's a big pic of you and xtina.

    hypocrite much?

  41. rikki says – reply to this


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    So, when Tara Reid gets press in Australia its patheic but for you its amazing? Hypocrisy at its best.

  42. Your says – reply to this


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    Re: JonasBrothers

    Its not a blog stupid its a magazine

  43. Yahoo says – reply to this


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    Yahoo…I read it, I liked it and can't wait for more! Australia loves you spunk rat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  44. cat says – reply to this


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    Hey Perez,
    A few things: Delta SMOKES?? After having cancer? Im sure that's not tru!! WTF??
    Also, why would you want to report for Famous? That magazine is full of shaiser!! Everything they write is not tru! You should be writing for OK or Who Weekly, they report correctly.
    And how come u can report on britney through famous but not on ur website?? Bring britney back, you are nothing without her!!!

  45. Meg says – reply to this


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    Christina's boobs look a lot smaller and better. . . .

  46. Zoe says – reply to this


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    Perez
    Yayyy i'm so excited
    Im 14 and from Australia
    We absoloutly love you
    Cant wait to read your column EVERY WEEK

    xx



  47. 47

    yay!! i can read you on my lunchbreak from the supermarket now!!! now i have something to read in those trashy magazines

  48. Alyss says – reply to this


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    x-tina looked like she really didn't wanna be near you in the pic lmao
    Anybody else see that?

  49. Tres says – reply to this


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    Ohhh I see you've joined Tara Reid's club!

  50. lisa says – reply to this


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    Hey Perez just wanted to say that you look great! Nice and healthy with a little meat on your bones! You look fabulous and you've inspired me to become more fit and healthy!

    Much love!!!



  51. 51

    Perez you've totally changed since you "became a celeb". I miss the normal guy from a couple years ago!!

  52. Someo says – reply to this


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    You'd have to be mentally retarded to not realize that most of those pictures on the cover are not of the actual celeb!

  53. Ely says – reply to this


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    Mirandaa Kerr is naturally gorgeous~

  54. jenbu says – reply to this


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    lindsay is a sex addict? that could be true! compulsions can be interchangeable.

  55. TO EL says – reply to this


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    I look better than Miranda Kerr au naturel. Anytime someone has to plaster "naturally gorgeous" on your face to ensure others don't misinterpret the picture as "bad" is a sure sign it's full of shizer.



  56. 56

    Lol just reading the cover i realized the how cheap that mag is… but well you are cheap PErez so just enjoy it while it lasts…

  57. Ellen says – reply to this


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    -
    P-NASTY!!!
    -
    YOU NEVER TOLD US YOU THINK POSH BECKHAM IS PREG!!!!!
    -
    I HAD TO ZOOM IN THE PIC ON THIS ARTICLE FOR "FAMOUS" TO LEARN THAT JUICY MORSEL!!!!!
    -
    TELL US ABOUT IT, PLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    -

  58. reddy says – reply to this


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    deltas a smoker?
    wow… i thought she was so good and everything…

  59. FAMOU says – reply to this


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    Re: cat

    Um… OK! magazine is boring!! FAMOUS at least has stuff that young women want to read about! Who is great too but known for articles not gossip! keep up the good work Perez x



  60. 60

    However, there is no doubt that this is a major victory for the photo agencies, who have been pressuring Hilton’s Australian host, Crucial Paradigm, to take action. On Wednesday the company said it would shut the site down if it received just one more copyright complaint against Hilton, the next day it made good on that promise.

    What remains to be seen now is whether or not this victory can and will translate into a victory in the courts.

  61. Lush says – reply to this


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    Perez Delta Goodrem does not smoke! You caused a huge stir in Australia with that comment. However her boyfriend Brian Mcfadden does.. love you all the same.

  62. Alex says – reply to this


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    Read the fucking comments PEREZ DAMN!. Anyways you look pretty good dude, seriously congratulations on the body/appearance.
    Won't read your shit but you look good so it's a win-win.

  63. Vival says – reply to this


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    Perez, my dear-

    FAMOUS would have to be the trashiest of trashy magazines here in Australia…

    And yet that somehow always makes it the most appealing magazine on the stand…

    and I will definitely be reading your articles…

    BETTER BE BITCHY!!!!!

    Gwyneth Paltrow looks like a scarecrow without her makeup on…

    …sex-appeal…?

  64. Tabat says – reply to this


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    omg yay!

    suchhhh a good idea!

  65. anna says – reply to this


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    I can't believe Delta Goodrem smokes. She had cancer! Is she that stupid?!!

  66. Me says – reply to this


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    Yay!

  67. adddi says – reply to this


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    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, Delta, you homewrecking cunt, no fucking wonder you had cancer of the throat, that's the result of smoking!

    Not only is this slut of the homewrecking variety, she's a dumb cunt as well.

  68. Aussi says – reply to this


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    Hate to tell you Perez, but Famous magazine is not a good mag here, its like the equivalent to your Star magazine? (think thats right) - informations always wrong, bad journalism, spelling mistakes etc. And another thing, aren't you always paying people out for only being able to get a job down here, ie Tara Reid, little hypocritical don't you think?

  69. Jacki says – reply to this


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    Perez, you made it in the newspapers here for saying Delta Goodram smokes. No way, the girl already has cancer! Her boyfriend Brian is the smoker

  70. lydia says – reply to this


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    awesome :D



  71. 71

    yay I love that magazine!!

  72. caitz says – reply to this


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    delta goodrem does not smoke!!
    \her fiance brian does!

  73. carol says – reply to this


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    love you perez!!

  74. soph says – reply to this


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    i def will be buying it!



  75. 75

    Congrats Perez!

  76. emory says – reply to this


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    AUSTRALIA?? HOW TARA REID OF YOU, PEREZ. YOU TWO Z-LISTERS ARE JUST ADORED IN AUSTRALIA AREN'T YOU

  77. Kate says – reply to this


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    Oh my god my friend worked for Famous and I used to help out doing vox pops. How exiting!

  78. belle says – reply to this


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    perez! delta doesn't smoke?! she is now a recovered cancer survivor!
    ps: her mum is pissed!

  79. cassi says – reply to this


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    woo hoo!
    yay!

  80. mojo says – reply to this


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    Congratulations on confirming that you are a fame whore and a wannabe star fucker. I used to think you were one of us, asshole. I am done. You suck and you are still fat and ugly!

  81. hmmmm says – reply to this


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    that's a really pretty picture of aguilera. rarity

  82. Ant says – reply to this


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    As someone who actually knows del I would like to let you all know that she is not a smoker, brian is.
    Peace

  83. tom says – reply to this


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    yawn……..

  84. Ferna says – reply to this


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    OMG PEREZZ !!
    you're in autraliaaa !
    thats amazingggggggggggggggg !

    youre awesomee

  85. auzi says – reply to this


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    famous clearly know what they are doing… i ususally read NW (the comp of famous) but i have now swaped cuz i LOVE perez xoxox



  86. 86

    Congrats P!!!!

  87. Ugly says – reply to this


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    Speaking of ugly bitches without their precious makeup, Christina looks like Jodie Foster without her cake. UGGGHHH!!

  88. dave says – reply to this


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    Lol, I can't believe you have the cheek to say you 'adore' Famous magazine and that it is appropriately named for you. You're not a celebrity, cuntflaps, you're a blogger!!!
    .
    Hahaha what are you going to do when people get sick of you??
    .
    I'm guessing you probably approached this Aussie tabloid joke and begged them to let you ramble - why didn't you just ask them to post a link to this failing website?

  89. Ugly says – reply to this


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    Eva Longoria and Jessica Alba look the worst. They really do look like ugly WETBACK maids without the makeup.

  90. Dumz says – reply to this


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    Not exactly VOGUE is it? Then again you're only just scraping the Z-list yourself eh Perez?

    Congrats… it's good that you're not aiming too high, I hate to see a grown man cry when everything goes tits up.

  91. greg says – reply to this


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    Re: Dumz – Haha, well said. I don't like how he's promoting himself through a blog by promoting himself through a magazine. Fucking tosser.

  92. Court says – reply to this


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    Yay Perez.. I will definently enjoy reading your trash XX

  93. proud says – reply to this


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    pfoew you're a dumb ass.

  94. Jessi says – reply to this


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    Lets hope you can actually spell in the mag.

  95. Told says – reply to this


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    Perez lost weight & boy does he clean up nicely.

  96. size0 says – reply to this


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    Wow another bullshit
    shit celebrity mag…
    Go Fatty.

    Perez your head is bigger
    than the earth with a giant
    chin.
    Uhmmm are u wearing
    eyeshadow?
    Still FAT :(

  97. Told says – reply to this


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    How high was Gwyneth to think she could get away without wearing makeup?

  98. Told says – reply to this


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    Re: Mario – Your condition is known as scizophrenia, a form of psychosis.

  99. Told says – reply to this


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    Re: mojo – Your condition is specified as 'LOSER'.

  100. Told says – reply to this


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    Re: Aussi – Being that your country is a former penal colony? You all are descendants of prison iinmates. Shut up!

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