Hey, Australia!!!!
Filed under: Personally Perez > Australiastic

Very exciting news, Perezcious!
The Queen of All Media is thrilled to announce that he has a brand new weekly column appearing in Australia's Famous magazine.
Appropriately named!
Our weekly column begins with this week's issue, so run out and get it today.
xoxo
Posted: July 29, 2008 at 10:34 pm




x-tina on your blog?
booyeah
First
CONGRATS Z-LISTER!
at least all the faces on the cover look like they've been altered… boo..
i love you perez!
damn it i thought i was first! oh well congrats=P
Can u buy that in the US? FIRST!
FIRST
wow!
first
The Perez Hilton Song
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Sung to the tune of “Puttin’ On The Ritz.”
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He’s the gossip encyclopedia,
Perez is The Queen Of All Media,
.
Perez gets -
All the website hits!
.
He has spies in all the right places,
Catching stars with loose lips and red faces,
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When Perez comes all the stars hide their faces,
They know he will tattle their disgraces,
He’s a Queen with Aces!
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Those in the know all go to his website,
To see the stars that just can not act right,
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Perez whips,
All the hypocrites,
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Written by RASH MANLY
congrats perez.
u really got famous for making a blog.
good good!
hope your not at reporting stuff for them, like you are for ur website
I thought you weren't allowed to talk about Britney anymore, Perez?
Hmm Britney has the cutest little kid… ANgelina can never look ugly, chick is perfect
!
haha
congrats!
Hells Yeah Babe!!!!
first bitches
Yay for you, Perezito!
Delta is a cancer survivor and smoker? Hmmmm, maybe it didn't feel deadly enough the first time ’round.
I like how you were announced as a new columnist on a Stars Without Makeup cover. Was that to make your photo look better?
you always make fun of tara reid for doing things in australia and now you are promoting your column in Australia?
I left out one three lines of the
song, sorry. The correct version.
.
.
The Perez Hilton Song
.
Sung to the tune of “Puttin’ On The Ritz.”
.
.
He’s the gossip encyclopedia,
Perez is The Queen Of All Media,
.
Perez gets -
All the website hits!
.
When Perez comes all the stars hide their faces,
They know he will tattle their disgraces,
He’s a Queen with Aces!
.
Those in the know all go to his website,
To see stars that just can not act right,
.
Perez whips,
All the hypocrites,
While he gets
All the website hits!
.
Written by RASH MANLY
Why would you feel that you can judge others? The ONLY reason you are famous is because other people were famous first! If it weren't for all the celebs you dish on you would be nobody. As it stands you are barely more than a gay man with a big whole. CONGRADULATIONS!
What's different about you doing this and celebs go down under to make a living again?
i'm a big fan of perez, BUT! funny (AND IRONIC) how he makes fun of celebrities who can only get jobs in australia…
Perez, it may be a cool mag and all, but you = Tara Reid, no ???
And what the fu** has happened to Katie Holmes ?? She went from gorgeous to butt fugly…….WOW…….that hair……………
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Fuck no. I would never buy your stupid magazine if it was the last thing to keep me alive. After all the shit you caused like that whole Selena Demi ; Miley Mandy fight, HELL NO. I don't even know why they would put your damn face on the cover. Good thing they made it smaller. You're a joke Perez.
thats classy.
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Awesome!
When are you coming to Australia for a tour? Bring Kathy Griffin!!!
Perez, that is a darling pic of you! You look great!
OMG! Ur like almost as famous as tara reid now! how freakin exciting!! LOSER
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okay…i thought you weren't ever gonna talk or have any relation to Christina, Britney, Justin, J-Lo
..and yet there's a big pic of you and xtina.
hypocrite much?
So, when Tara Reid gets press in Australia its patheic but for you its amazing? Hypocrisy at its best.
Re: JonasBrothers –
Its not a blog stupid its a magazine
Yahoo…I read it, I liked it and can't wait for more! Australia loves you spunk rat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey Perez,
A few things: Delta SMOKES?? After having cancer? Im sure that's not tru!! WTF??
Also, why would you want to report for Famous? That magazine is full of shaiser!! Everything they write is not tru! You should be writing for OK or Who Weekly, they report correctly.
And how come u can report on britney through famous but not on ur website?? Bring britney back, you are nothing without her!!!
Christina's boobs look a lot smaller and better. . . .
Perez
Yayyy i'm so excited
Im 14 and from Australia
We absoloutly love you
Cant wait to read your column EVERY WEEK
xx
yay!! i can read you on my lunchbreak from the supermarket now!!! now i have something to read in those trashy magazines
x-tina looked like she really didn't wanna be near you in the pic lmao
Anybody else see that?
Ohhh I see you've joined Tara Reid's club!
Hey Perez just wanted to say that you look great! Nice and healthy with a little meat on your bones! You look fabulous and you've inspired me to become more fit and healthy!
Much love!!!
Perez you've totally changed since you "became a celeb". I miss the normal guy from a couple years ago!!
You'd have to be mentally retarded to not realize that most of those pictures on the cover are not of the actual celeb!
Mirandaa Kerr is naturally gorgeous~
lindsay is a sex addict? that could be true! compulsions can be interchangeable.
I look better than Miranda Kerr au naturel. Anytime someone has to plaster "naturally gorgeous" on your face to ensure others don't misinterpret the picture as "bad" is a sure sign it's full of shizer.
Lol just reading the cover i realized the how cheap that mag is… but well you are cheap PErez so just enjoy it while it lasts…
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P-NASTY!!!
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YOU NEVER TOLD US YOU THINK POSH BECKHAM IS PREG!!!!!
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I HAD TO ZOOM IN THE PIC ON THIS ARTICLE FOR "FAMOUS" TO LEARN THAT JUICY MORSEL!!!!!
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TELL US ABOUT IT, PLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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deltas a smoker?
wow… i thought she was so good and everything…
Re: cat –
Um… OK! magazine is boring!! FAMOUS at least has stuff that young women want to read about! Who is great too but known for articles not gossip! keep up the good work Perez x
However, there is no doubt that this is a major victory for the photo agencies, who have been pressuring Hilton’s Australian host, Crucial Paradigm, to take action. On Wednesday the company said it would shut the site down if it received just one more copyright complaint against Hilton, the next day it made good on that promise.
What remains to be seen now is whether or not this victory can and will translate into a victory in the courts.
Perez Delta Goodrem does not smoke! You caused a huge stir in Australia with that comment. However her boyfriend Brian Mcfadden does.. love you all the same.
Read the fucking comments PEREZ DAMN!. Anyways you look pretty good dude, seriously congratulations on the body/appearance.
Won't read your shit but you look good so it's a win-win.
Perez, my dear-
FAMOUS would have to be the trashiest of trashy magazines here in Australia…
And yet that somehow always makes it the most appealing magazine on the stand…
and I will definitely be reading your articles…
BETTER BE BITCHY!!!!!
Gwyneth Paltrow looks like a scarecrow without her makeup on…
…sex-appeal…?
omg yay!
suchhhh a good idea!
I can't believe Delta Goodrem smokes. She had cancer! Is she that stupid?!!
Yay!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, Delta, you homewrecking cunt, no fucking wonder you had cancer of the throat, that's the result of smoking!
Not only is this slut of the homewrecking variety, she's a dumb cunt as well.
Hate to tell you Perez, but Famous magazine is not a good mag here, its like the equivalent to your Star magazine? (think thats right) - informations always wrong, bad journalism, spelling mistakes etc. And another thing, aren't you always paying people out for only being able to get a job down here, ie Tara Reid, little hypocritical don't you think?
Perez, you made it in the newspapers here for saying Delta Goodram smokes. No way, the girl already has cancer! Her boyfriend Brian is the smoker
awesome
yay I love that magazine!!
delta goodrem does not smoke!!
\her fiance brian does!
love you perez!!
i def will be buying it!
Congrats Perez!
AUSTRALIA?? HOW TARA REID OF YOU, PEREZ. YOU TWO Z-LISTERS ARE JUST ADORED IN AUSTRALIA AREN'T YOU
Oh my god my friend worked for Famous and I used to help out doing vox pops. How exiting!
perez! delta doesn't smoke?! she is now a recovered cancer survivor!
ps: her mum is pissed!
woo hoo!
yay!
Congratulations on confirming that you are a fame whore and a wannabe star fucker. I used to think you were one of us, asshole. I am done. You suck and you are still fat and ugly!
that's a really pretty picture of aguilera. rarity
As someone who actually knows del I would like to let you all know that she is not a smoker, brian is.
Peace
yawn……..
OMG PEREZZ !!
you're in autraliaaa !
thats amazingggggggggggggggg !
youre awesomee
famous clearly know what they are doing… i ususally read NW (the comp of famous) but i have now swaped cuz i LOVE perez xoxox
Congrats P!!!!
Speaking of ugly bitches without their precious makeup, Christina looks like Jodie Foster without her cake. UGGGHHH!!
Lol, I can't believe you have the cheek to say you 'adore' Famous magazine and that it is appropriately named for you. You're not a celebrity, cuntflaps, you're a blogger!!!
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Hahaha what are you going to do when people get sick of you??
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I'm guessing you probably approached this Aussie tabloid joke and begged them to let you ramble - why didn't you just ask them to post a link to this failing website?
Eva Longoria and Jessica Alba look the worst. They really do look like ugly WETBACK maids without the makeup.
Not exactly VOGUE is it? Then again you're only just scraping the Z-list yourself eh Perez?
Congrats… it's good that you're not aiming too high, I hate to see a grown man cry when everything goes tits up.
Re: Dumz – Haha, well said. I don't like how he's promoting himself through a blog by promoting himself through a magazine. Fucking tosser.
Yay Perez.. I will definently enjoy reading your trash XX
pfoew you're a dumb ass.
Lets hope you can actually spell in the mag.
Perez lost weight & boy does he clean up nicely.
Wow another bullshit
shit celebrity mag…
Go Fatty.
Perez your head is bigger
than the earth with a giant
chin.
Uhmmm are u wearing
eyeshadow?
Still FAT
How high was Gwyneth to think she could get away without wearing makeup?
Re: Mario – Your condition is known as scizophrenia, a form of psychosis.
Re: mojo – Your condition is specified as 'LOSER'.
Re: Aussi – Being that your country is a former penal colony? You all are descendants of prison iinmates. Shut up!