Jerry Busted for Packing Heat
Filed under: Old People > Busted!
According to reports, old school funny man Jerry Lewis was busted for carrying a concealed weapon at Las Vegas' McCarran International Airport on Friday.
Authorities discovered an unloaded firearm in his carry-on luggage.
The old dog claimed he didn't know the weapon was in the bag and stated that other people in his family had used the bag.
His manager told the media that it was a "fun gun" — essentially a show prop — and he did not know it was in his bag.
Grrrreat excuse!
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: July 29, 2008 at 3:20 pm
Douche
*yawn*
I seriously doubt that Jerry Lewis's "gun" is much fun anymore….
wow.
JERRY!!!!!!!
who cares
First, bitches!!!
first!
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CAN YOU SAY E A R T H Q U A K E??????????
E A R T H Q U A K E??????????
E A R T H Q U A K E??????????
E A R T H Q U A K E??????????
they say that up until the age to 40 you have the face that God gave you (you should ask for a "do over", Mario) and after the age of 40 you have the face you deserve.
this is what a mean, angry, vengful, self serving asshole looks like in his 80s…we have 10 more years to see what Perez's "reveal" looks like! Geez..now THAT'S gonna be unbelievably awful…can't wait…teehee!
omg. i think im first! lamooo
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COLDPLAY ROCKS
……..I AM ISSUIN' AN EXZEKITIVE ORDER THAT EVERYBODY WILL HAVE TO CARRY A GUN WHILE BOARDING A PLANE. THAT WAY NO EVILDOIN' TERRORIST BASTARD WILL MAKE A FUCKIN' MOVE TO HIJAK' THA PLANE ….OR IT'S CURTAINS FOR THE SUMBITCH!
…….MY BUDS AT THE N.R.A. AGREE WITH ME AND BIG DICK CHENEY HAS VOLUNTEERED TO BE MY PERSONAL SKY MARSHALL….. THA OLD PRICK IS DEADLY WITH A GUN….. {{{{{{{{{{{BANG}}}}}}}}}}}}
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………IT'S ALL PART OF MY GREAT PLAN TO PERTECT YOU PEOPLE: MY STRATEEGERY! REMEMBER IT AND STOP WHINING! YOU'RE SAFE NOW!
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That is some funny shit.
i like how hes filed under "old people" lol
When your going down a slide;
And your feeling something Glide;
Diarrhea… DAMN!!! … diarrhea
When your sitting on the john all the toilet papers gone
Be a man use your hand
Diarrhea… Yumm that tasts good!… diarrhea
When your butt is fat
And you have a cat
Diarrhea… cha cha cha… diarrhea
Pack it up pack it in
Don't let the crappin begin
Binding Problems!
When your sitting in the office and your
Poop begins to feel the softest
Diarrhea… cha cha cha… diarrhea
When your at home and need a parp
But when you do it feels sooo sharp
Diarrhea… cha cha cha… diarrhea
Strainin' and a-stressin'
But my drawers I won't be messin'
Constipation..It won't come out..constipation
When your sittin on a log
And you feel something clog
Constipation… That hurts… Constipation
Here I SIT BROKEN HEARTED TRYED TO **** BUT ONLY FARTED
Ten MINUTES LATER TOOK A CHANCE TRYED TO FART
And **** MY PANT
Diarrhea, diarrhea, what a crock!
At least it don't come out in a block!
Diarrhea…Dam, them corners hurt… diarrhea
30 years ago, security at the airport would have said, "Mr. Lewis, make sure you pack that more securely so you don't lose it. Have a great flight!"
I knew there was a reason he is still a hero of mine. Jerry will ALWAYS fucking rule.
When your Stomach reallly Hurts
You're bound to get the SQUIRTZ!
Diarrhea… squirt, squirt, squirt… diarrhea
When your on the toilet squriten,
And you know that you would rather be jerkin'
Diarrhea Ahhhhhhhh… that's better
I get so hard in the Middle of the week
Constipation…….Constipation…
When you've got a stuck poop and can't let out the goop
Squeeze with might and hold on tight
Diarrhea… it's comin'… diarrhea
I haven't had it in weeks, I miss you diarrhea
Why haven't you come? oh my….
Yeah! You're coming, woosh blub blub woosh
When you push with all your might,
But your *** is clenched to tight.
Diarrhea… push…push… diarrhea
When straining on a heavy load
Pop the cork, and then explode
Diarrhea…Pop…Blurp… diarrhea
When you think its constipation
You'll feel a funny sensation
Diarrhea… cha cha cha… diarrhea
This guy is crazy enough to use a gun so he shouldn't be allowed anywhere near one, fake or not. He's so full of himself, he would think he wouldn't get in trouble.
What he should do is throw a wad of cash over to Ed, his faithful telethon partner and get him out of debt as a thank you for all his years of service.
When you constipated
And your poop is out dated
Diarrhea… cha cha cha… diarrhea
PEREZ - YOU MUST DO A SEPARATED AT BIRTH WITH THIS PIC OF JERRY AND YOURSELF! ESPECIALLY THAT PICTURE OF YOU IN THE ZOOT SUIT AT THE MICROPHONE. THE HAIR, THE OPEN MOUTH - PERFECTION!!!
Re: Nashv –
Darn it Nashv, that separated at birth was what I was going to post … sad thing is that Jerry looks better than Perez
TSA: "Hey Abdul, what's this bomb in your carry on?" "Oh that is my funny bomb, you know, joke, gag?" Stay home Jerry.
Dear Jerry, private jet.
Haven't you heard of the right to bear arms retarded people?! This is America afterall, and whether you like it or not guns are NOT illegal. What would you do if someone was breaking into your home or trying to kill you?! Seriously, some of you people are retarded. I have a concealed carry permit and carry one with me always. I am a rape survivor and finally feel like I have a way to protect myself. Washington DC had the highest crime rate because guns were basically illegal to own. NO one could protect themselves. Criminals don't care, they will shoot you, stab you, beat you, rape you. If someone is going to try and harm my family or me..they are better off dead anyway.
i just realized something. i fucking hate perez.
Jerry who????
How ya doin partner????
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What are you, Perez, gunaphobic? I'd bet you hope you have a gun if you are ever the victim of a violent crime. If all law-abiding citizens were armed and trained, we'd be less easy marks for criminals, who would stay away. People who have concealed carry licenses have to be trained. You can't just get a concealed carry permit without taking classes. So stop being so gunaphobic.
JERRY FUCKING RULES!! He the love of my life! LOL
JERRY! JERRY!JERRY!!!
xxoo