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Jerry Busted for Packing Heat

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According to reports, old school funny man Jerry Lewis was busted for carrying a concealed weapon at Las Vegas' McCarran International Airport on Friday.

Authorities discovered an unloaded firearm in his carry-on luggage.

The old dog claimed he didn't know the weapon was in the bag and stated that other people in his family had used the bag.

His manager told the media that it was a "fun gun" — essentially a show prop — and he did not know it was in his bag.

Grrrreat excuse!

[Image via WENN.]

    Posted: Jul 29, 2008 at 3:20 pm / Email this  »
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    50 comments to “Jerry Busted for Packing Heat”

    1. jo says – reply to this


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      Douche

    2. incom says – reply to this


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      *yawn*

    3. Amazi says – reply to this


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      I seriously doubt that Jerry Lewis's "gun" is much fun anymore….

    4. fds says – reply to this


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      wow.

    5. ISSA says – reply to this


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      JERRY!!!!!!!

    6. susan says – reply to this


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      who cares

    7. Turq says – reply to this


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      First, bitches!!!

    8. patty says – reply to this


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      first!

    9. tt says – reply to this


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      1

    10. g says – reply to this


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      first

    11. Lanni says – reply to this


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      CAN YOU SAY E A R T H Q U A K E??????????
      E A R T H Q U A K E??????????
      E A R T H Q U A K E??????????
      E A R T H Q U A K E??????????

    12. dee says – reply to this


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      they say that up until the age to 40 you have the face that God gave you (you should ask for a "do over", Mario) and after the age of 40 you have the face you deserve.
      this is what a mean, angry, vengful, self serving asshole looks like in his 80s…we have 10 more years to see what Perez's "reveal" looks like! Geez..now THAT'S gonna be unbelievably awful…can't wait…teehee!

    13. leean says – reply to this


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      omg. i think im first! lamooo

    14. Laura says – reply to this


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      first

    15. M says – reply to this


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      COLDPLAY ROCKS

    16. DUBYA says – reply to this


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      ……..I AM ISSUIN' AN EXZEKITIVE ORDER THAT EVERYBODY WILL HAVE TO CARRY A GUN WHILE BOARDING A PLANE. THAT WAY NO EVILDOIN' TERRORIST BASTARD WILL MAKE A FUCKIN' MOVE TO HIJAK' THA PLANE ….OR IT'S CURTAINS FOR THE SUMBITCH!
      …….MY BUDS AT THE N.R.A. AGREE WITH ME AND BIG DICK CHENEY HAS VOLUNTEERED TO BE MY PERSONAL SKY MARSHALL….. THA OLD PRICK IS DEADLY WITH A GUN….. {{{{{{{{{{{BANG}}}}}}}}}}}}
      …………………….
      ………IT'S ALL PART OF MY GREAT PLAN TO PERTECT YOU PEOPLE: MY STRATEEGERY! REMEMBER IT AND STOP WHINING! YOU'RE SAFE NOW!

    17. hi says – reply to this


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      PICKLED CUNT
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    18. 18

      That is some funny shit.

    19. mags says – reply to this


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      i like how hes filed under "old people" lol

    20. butt says – reply to this


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      When your going down a slide;
      And your feeling something Glide;
      Diarrhea… DAMN!!! … diarrhea

    21. butt says – reply to this


      21

      When your sitting on the john all the toilet papers gone
      Be a man use your hand
      Diarrhea… Yumm that tasts good!… diarrhea

    22. butt says – reply to this


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      When your butt is fat
      And you have a cat
      Diarrhea… cha cha cha… diarrhea

    23. butt says – reply to this


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      Pack it up pack it in
      Don't let the crappin begin
      Binding Problems!

    24. butt says – reply to this


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      When your sitting in the office and your
      Poop begins to feel the softest
      Diarrhea… cha cha cha… diarrhea

    25. butt says – reply to this


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      When your at home and need a parp
      But when you do it feels sooo sharp
      Diarrhea… cha cha cha… diarrhea

    26. butt says – reply to this


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      Strainin' and a-stressin'
      But my drawers I won't be messin'
      Constipation..It won't come out..constipation

    27. butt says – reply to this


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      When your sittin on a log
      And you feel something clog
      Constipation… That hurts… Constipation

    28. butt says – reply to this


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      Here I SIT BROKEN HEARTED TRYED TO **** BUT ONLY FARTED
      Ten MINUTES LATER TOOK A CHANCE TRYED TO FART
      And **** MY PANT

    29. butt says – reply to this


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      Diarrhea, diarrhea, what a crock!
      At least it don't come out in a block!
      Diarrhea…Dam, them corners hurt… diarrhea

    30. crack says – reply to this


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      30 years ago, security at the airport would have said, "Mr. Lewis, make sure you pack that more securely so you don't lose it. Have a great flight!"

      I knew there was a reason he is still a hero of mine. Jerry will ALWAYS fucking rule.

    31. butt says – reply to this


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      When your Stomach reallly Hurts
      You're bound to get the SQUIRTZ!
      Diarrhea… squirt, squirt, squirt… diarrhea

    32. butt says – reply to this


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      When your on the toilet squriten,
      And you know that you would rather be jerkin'
      Diarrhea Ahhhhhhhh… that's better

    33. butt says – reply to this


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      I get so hard in the Middle of the week
      Constipation…….Constipation…

      When you've got a stuck poop and can't let out the goop
      Squeeze with might and hold on tight
      Diarrhea… it's comin'… diarrhea

    34. butt says – reply to this


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      I haven't had it in weeks, I miss you diarrhea
      Why haven't you come? oh my….
      Yeah! You're coming, woosh blub blub woosh

    35. butt says – reply to this


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      When you push with all your might,
      But your *** is clenched to tight.
      Diarrhea… push…push… diarrhea

    36. butt says – reply to this


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      When straining on a heavy load
      Pop the cork, and then explode
      Diarrhea…Pop…Blurp… diarrhea

    37. butt says – reply to this


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      When you think its constipation
      You'll feel a funny sensation
      Diarrhea… cha cha cha… diarrhea

    38. McMah says – reply to this


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      This guy is crazy enough to use a gun so he shouldn't be allowed anywhere near one, fake or not. He's so full of himself, he would think he wouldn't get in trouble.

      What he should do is throw a wad of cash over to Ed, his faithful telethon partner and get him out of debt as a thank you for all his years of service.

    39. butt says – reply to this


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      When you constipated
      And your poop is out dated
      Diarrhea… cha cha cha… diarrhea

    40. Nashv says – reply to this


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      PEREZ - YOU MUST DO A SEPARATED AT BIRTH WITH THIS PIC OF JERRY AND YOURSELF! ESPECIALLY THAT PICTURE OF YOU IN THE ZOOT SUIT AT THE MICROPHONE. THE HAIR, THE OPEN MOUTH - PERFECTION!!!

    41. Mike says – reply to this


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      Re: Nashv –

      Darn it Nashv, that separated at birth was what I was going to post … sad thing is that Jerry looks better than Perez

    42. Pervo says – reply to this


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      TSA: "Hey Abdul, what's this bomb in your carry on?" "Oh that is my funny bomb, you know, joke, gag?" Stay home Jerry.

    43. TRUTH says – reply to this


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      Dear Jerry, private jet.

    44. Ms. A says – reply to this


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      Haven't you heard of the right to bear arms retarded people?! This is America afterall, and whether you like it or not guns are NOT illegal. What would you do if someone was breaking into your home or trying to kill you?! Seriously, some of you people are retarded. I have a concealed carry permit and carry one with me always. I am a rape survivor and finally feel like I have a way to protect myself. Washington DC had the highest crime rate because guns were basically illegal to own. NO one could protect themselves. Criminals don't care, they will shoot you, stab you, beat you, rape you. If someone is going to try and harm my family or me..they are better off dead anyway.

    45. aaron says – reply to this


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      i just realized something. i fucking hate perez.

    46. chris says – reply to this


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      Jerry who????

    47. Dean says – reply to this


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      How ya doin partner????

    48. yolan says – reply to this


      48

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    49. News says – reply to this


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      What are you, Perez, gunaphobic? I'd bet you hope you have a gun if you are ever the victim of a violent crime. If all law-abiding citizens were armed and trained, we'd be less easy marks for criminals, who would stay away. People who have concealed carry licenses have to be trained. You can't just get a concealed carry permit without taking classes. So stop being so gunaphobic.

    50. heyla says – reply to this


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      JERRY FUCKING RULES!! He the love of my life! LOL

      JERRY! JERRY!JERRY!!!
      xxoo