Lindsay Loves Cock
Filed under: Lindsay Lohan > Exclusives! > saMAN Ronson
LezLo and her gal pal, saMAN Ronson spent Monday night pAArtying it up in NYC.
Sources reveal exclusively to PerezHilton.com that the recovering drug addict and the third-rate DJ hitup gay bar The Cock.
"They stayed ’til almost 4 A.M.," an insider tells us.
We're sure they were engaged in good, wholesome fun!
P.S. Lindsay must be drinking a lot of "Red Bull" to have the energy to keep going so late.
saMAN too!
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: July 29, 2008 at 4:50 pm
FRIST
FIRST!!! HA HA HA
Wtf, a gay bar called "The Cock",
That's graphicc~
first?
cockccc
last
I was there and saw them making out. Yah, they're lesbians.
first bitches
1
ok i was 8th….i'll take it…
Good for them, as long as they are happy who cares!! Hell Perez you love Cock and you get it up your ass puto so dont make fun of others!!!!
first!
you're funny Perez. Yes Lilo must be missing the cock by now.
I love that Bar! That's the best Gay Boy Bar ever. Britney Spears once got so shit faced there she had to be carried out by her bodyguard. Also one time I saw X-tina aguilera there (During her Dirty Days) bumping and grinding sweaty with all these gays boys. I miss that bar. P.S. The Bathrooms are notorious for being Cruised and super dirty.
I think Perez is his own source on this one. lol Sounds like his kind of seedy place, maybe he owns it, Delusions of Grandeur on the name
FIRST FAG
So what! Better than when she was on drugs and acting like a disgusting whore like her mom.
ew who cares
I love ya Perez, but for someone who hates Lindsay, you sure do talk about her alot!
Slow news day? Lindsay parties we get it. Thats pretty much what she does.
there is also a gay bar called the Vagina
Hahahah
Gay Bars?!?!? I'm sure they were doing ICE♥! Cuz thats where it seems 2 be!
Of all the gay bars to go to? It really isn't that bad for gay hipsters but still hardly A-list or even B-list. Didn't any of the flamers have camera phones? Catch sh*t like this in pictures, thanks.
Is this a slow news day or you just need to use up the bytes? These skanks are yesterday.
Perez -
whilst demanding that celebrities be honest about their sexuality
you mock those who are
which not only makes you a hypocrite
but also a homophobe
get your head together
you unhappy fool
Remember everyone, lesbian gay Lindsay Lohan is gay,
and she was with her lesbian gay girlfriend, who is also gay,
Samantha Ronson, (gay) who is also gay, and they were at
a gay bar, bacuase they are gay and lesbians, gay lesbians
in fact. Who are gay.
WE GET IT ALREADY LINDSAY!
.
Remember that gay guy Jim Carry played
on "In Living Color" who always reminded people
at a party he was gay?
WE GET IT LINDSAY!!!
For once I have to agree, with Perez… anyone who is staying out until 4am and beyond is NOT just drinking, never the case people. If you're only drinking, you pass out. These sluts stay out doing blow all night… not that there is anything wrong with that. Enjoy chicklets… just be careful not to end up in rehab with no career in sight, oh wait, that already happened, so yeah live it up!!
I'm sure the A list men of hollywood are queuing up to star in a flick with Lilo, having to kiss her fishy lips. Why is her girlfriend getting skinnier by the day? that girl has got to be using something.
Re: Rash – ha hilarious, yes methinks the lady doth protest too much.
nice roots saMAN .. can't lindsay's hairdresser do something for ya?
SaMAN needs to GET HER ROOTS DONE!!!
I like gay people,
I take up for gay people.
I just think Lindsay Lohan is exploiting the
gays to prop up her sagging career.
.
I'm no homophobe,
i wrote The Larry Craig Song for pete's sake!
.
The Larry Craig Song
TAPPY FEET
.
(sung to the tune of
“HAPPY FEET”)
.
Tappy feet,
Craig has those tappy feet,
Give him a down low beat,
And he’ll come out dancing,
.
I don’t know,
If he’s on the down low,
.
But his dancing,
Is so entrancing,
A bathroom beat
born for romancing!
.
Feeling blue,
Cause he just tapped my shoe,
While he was looking through,
The crack in my stall door,
.
Not to gripe,
But he is not my type,
Because he has those tappy feet!
.
Written by RASH MANLY
SaMAN needs to do her roots!!
Really… You're gay and people fought hard to pave the way for you to live that way in decency. What's with your negativity towards anyone elses sexuality? Sea hombre, sea decente, sea algo…
Lindsay looks fabulous love her!!!
Seriously, Samantha…. fucking wash your hair, clothes, face, and all the other nooks and crannies that I'm certain rarely see soap and running water. Now I know why you always wear that hat. Your hair looks like a drunken scarecrow did it. Oh yeah, it was done by a drunken scarecrow — YOU! Good thing you're eating at Lindsay's Y or you'd just be another angry, ashtray-smelling, uncool, unhip weirdo.
man, she's only 22. do you expect her to go to bed early like some pensioner or chicken after the sunset?
O.M.F.G! Don't these silly fags have anything better to do than go around naming bars The Cock? Remember what Lauryn Hill said! How come she's the smartest singer yet?
Could someone tell these 2 dirty girls to DO SOMETHING WITH THEIR ROOTS?!?!?
Re: yermo – Seriously………I stay out til 4a or later all the time and haven't touched a drug in YEARS. Just because YOU can't stay up late doesn't mean others need drugs to do so. Get over yourself.
She gets a lot of work for a third rate dj. Perez is such a hater. I remember being that age and going to the club until 4am and then to work at 7am I NEVER touched a drug.
LOL!! so funny. the cock is fun, but you hardly ever see girls there. it's usually guys–you never see dykes there.
dont be such an old fart and assume that everyone that stays up until 4 is doin coke. you sound like my grandmother.
Wow, that has got to be the first pic in ages with Samantha Ronson not wearing her trademark (and ugly) hat.
This couple are becoming really boring. Dancing all night at a gay club with your homely DJ girlfriend isn't as exciting as hooking up with rehab patients who already have girlfriends or partying on a weekend coke binge in vegas and then getting busted while driving intoxicated on the come down.
LiLo, your drama is slipping.
Can't they stay in one night and touch up each other's roots? YUCK.
I was there last night, they were practically eating each other out
It is ironic how homophobic you are being towards allegded lesbians.
Sad.
Be an example for the readers.
mmmmmm hmmmmmm
the cock is a good place to score bad coke and hang out with cool gays and their friends all night
its a shit hole but very cool and chill
why are lindsays roots black isn't she a redhead. lol
Re: robb – what do you mean? explain! in detail! were you really there???????
Re: T –
T, you're obviously not at the same parties (after parties really) I attend where all these Hollywood whores are slamming mounds of coke up their noses just to have a personality. No good happens after 2am, trust me. If you are one of the VERY FEW people that can party until 5am while sober, more power to you, but I doubt you're telling the truth.
Perez you are gross.
Calling Samantha third rate is um… surprising from a bottom feeder like you who makes a living dissing other people.
I miss The Cock Bar!
Re: robb – you lying CUNT i was there last night and i didn't see anything
saMANtha has the fugliest hair ever.
HOO-FUCKING-RAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! samantha finally took off that dreadful hat. now, please, do something with that dreadful hair.
Lindsay, if you are reading this, which im told you do…..
.
.
.
YOU ARE RUINING YOUR CAREER.
THE GAY STIGMA WILL NEVER GO AWAY.
IF YOU ARE GAY, KEEP IT IN THE HOUSE.
MOST NORMAL PPL WILL NEVER EVER LET THEIR KIDS SEE YOUR MOVIES, OR BUY YOUR SONGS AFTER YOUR BEHAVIOR.
.
.
I KNOW U READ THIS, SO BE WARNED.
YOUR CAREER IS HEADED TO THE TOILET DUE TO YOUR ASSOCIATIONS.
Another Lindsay Lohan at a nightclub story………
I am sure the Hollywood movie execs are impressed…..zzzzzzzzzzzz
I hope she enjoyed her career while it lasted.
LL needs to sic her hairdresser/makeup artist/stylist on SR. stat.
They never smile, do they? They just seem like they'd be in some sort of suicide pact, like in Ginger Snaps.
To each his (or her), own…..But really, what is up with Samantha's hair??
Do your roots girl!! Damn!!
Just because someones out at club till 4 am doesnt mean their doing drugs..who knows if she is or isnt but i go out till 4 or later in nyc without doing coke and i can still stay up
The way she is offering the cigarettes is their code for "After your done with the smoke, I want you to inhale the juice out of my fish tank."
Stop picking on Samantha's DJing. She is awesome and that's that!
Oh yeah Perez, they must have been on "something" if they were up till 4am… STFU and leave them alone, Ronson seems like a cool chick
Omg people can party all night w/o drug use jeez…
looks like shes back to smoking again , one for her one for sam !!
bull that it's red bull helping her stay awake.
cokenot cock .
Wanna know something funny? People Magazine refers to SaMANtha as an "A-list DJ" in their article on her and LiLo in this week (with Obama and his fam on the cover.) Gee…what must they know that everyone else doesn't???? LOL
up all night,
it's one thing for a 22year old to party til 4 am,
but what time did she get up for work ?
6 am, 7 am,
thats when the
cock , i mean coke, kicks into play ……….
and the red bulls, yes, right …………
nice fuckin roots
LOVE THEM!
I understand being into girls, but THAT one. As much as that ugly little DJ smokes her box must be like licking an ashtray.
if that's what sam's hair looks like it's no wonder she always wears that fugly hat
You DO realize that she is used to California time, where it would have only been 1am?
So sick of your drama fat ass.
i cant stand Lindsay Lohan and her pale spotted skin
We know what Lindsay is. What the hell does this chick actually do?
Just because a person stays up until 4 am does not mean they are on drugs. It just means they know how to hang and have a good time. I have stayed up that late plenty of times completely sober.
Perez "Fat Lonely Turd" Hilton is just jealous because nobody wants to go to a bar with him. Otherwise he wouldn't be hating on Linds and Sam.
SaMAN is so GROSS
Military defend our freedom & safeguard our safety, don't blame them in iraq,
they just do their line of duty! show your respect and love Uniformedmatch*co
sounds like a club the "QUEEN OF CUT + PASTE" would love.
too bad mario's not on the A-list like samantha.
*** jealousy is an ugly emotion.
So that's what the back of Samantha's head looks like. I see why she always wears that hat, ha.
Seriously though, apart from this picture where her hair and sweater scare me, I actually think she's pretty hot. Am I the only one, other than Lindsay? IDK, I like her eyebrows. I don't care at all about her ~career~ though.
seriously perez backoff lilo and her gf…ur a pathethic douchebag who has no life….fyi sam is totally a alist dj/nd her style is relevant and unique…i have faith lindsays career is going to improve…ur offically a proffesional hater perez a unattractive lonely hater…btw ur clothes with hot topic is disgustingggg…like seriously its hot topic u retard…i soo dont get why over the last few months all the post on ur site of lilo is negative so whatt if shes gay ur gay too u dumb ass queer…u shud be encouraging gay celebs not daily-weekly bashing them on every little thing that happens in their life….wtf r u a stalker???
PLEASE-PLEASE LEAVE THESE TWO ALONE—-HELLO-I AM A MARRIED WOMEN TO A MAN WITH TWO BOYS—HELLOOOOO-THEY ARE HAPPY-GET OVER IT—STOP THIS STUPID SHIT AND LET THEM BE HAPPY- L-LOHAN-GREAT ACTRESS-SAM-GREAT D.J-LET IT GOOOOOO—-YOU ARE EMBARASSING YOURSELVES——LET THEM BE—-TEAM SAM-LILO
OMG Sam without that stupid hat! Its a miracle! LOL
Girl needs a makeover…
they r engaged?
really??
ps Lilo u should go to bed early lol
AS IF Perez or any other gossip columnist is going to leave LiLo and SamRon alone. Lindsay has be drama fuel for the gossip fires, its what celebutants do and why we keep coming back to sites like these and buying magazines, devouring the minutia of their lives.
Sam Ronson isn't really making exciting waves with her music so you can't really write much about her and harping on poor Lindsay's floundering is just cruel at this point. I doubt there will be a Drew Barrymore-like career turn around for the girl.
Sad - especially about her career cause she was promising - but the most exciting thing about her is where she's partying on a weeknight.
Also: yeah, that hat has to go.
lilo deserves all the shit she gets.
what talent ?
she is finished,
finished when she faked her
rehabs. finished when she didnt have to serve time in jail for
class a drugs in her pocket in the police station and
she lied and said " they were not her pants"
finished for crashing into someones fence and fleeing the scene of the crime,,,,,,finished for being in turkey remake movies and finished for getting the rasberry awards………..finished i say !
last years summer of stupidity,
lindsey s career is a joke now,
it's over for her .
what about those gross marilyn monroe pictures with her saggy 40 year old looking boobs. not a good look .
didnt she kidnap some guys truck too and chase down a friend of hers ?
drunk driving and crashing into some guys van on robertson and crashing into other places. she needs to not drive at all .
why leave them alone.
they are public fodder and it's their actions that allow us to comment …….
if they had a positive high standard and set good examples no one would be interested in them or talk about them.
since they always display ridiculous behaviour and act suspicously
they draw attention to themselves.
sure being together is just some publicity ploy and this alone
draws suspision . how can one go from fucking every man on earth
to being solo with a woman who is a lesbian.
why would a lesbian want to be with a
slut .?
it doesnt really add up if you think about it.
i am thinking it is all a media mission for the two of them .
Yes, it's possible for Lindsay to stay up past 4AM sober just like it's possible for me to become president of the United States. But, based on past history, precedent, the odds that Lindsay will go out sober/I will become president of the United States is so astronomically low that it approaches 0…not to mention the fact that the majority of people at clubs afterhours are not sober…
They should make a porn. HOT LESIBAN ACTION! What man wouldn't wanna see it? I know my husband would ! Imagine the money they could make !
stop insinutating that samantha ronson does drugs. its just not true…
hahaha, the cock! yeah right, more like hole-sum fun! how embarassing, hahaha!
Come on!
In rest of the world 4 o'clock in the morning is veeeeery early to leave a club.
All you isolated gossip addicted americans should start exploring the world.
We don't need drugs to stay partying till 9 in the morning!
Pathetic comment perez!
why are lesbians huge news everyday for you? should i refer to you as sherez since you are of the gay orientation like lindsay and saman? it's just annoying like who do you think you are judging people, when you aren't straight yourself? and i have a few gay people in my family, and i think so highly of them and i AM NOT
why are lesbians huge news everyday for you? should i refer to you as sherez since you are of the gay orientation like lindsay and saman? it's just annoying like who do you think you are judging people, when you aren't straight yourself? and i have a few gay people in my family, and i think so highly of them and i do not have a problem with their sexual orientation, or anyones for that matter. but dont think its okay going around flaunting someone else's sexual relationship/preference like it's this huge mess or joke, when you prefer taking it in the butt as well. who do you think you are? AND DO YOU HAVE ANY SELF RESPECT OR SELF WORTH? "perez loves cock" might be the right caption, you hypocritical douche.
isn't that Roger from American Dad hanging out all the time with lezlo
maybe he is trying to get her some work on his show.