Oprah's The Biggest Loser

Magazine sales are down - way down.

Across the boards, people bought less mags at newsstands, but some titles are double DOUBLE DIGITS in the first half of the year.

Surprisingly, the mag that was hurt the most was Oprah's, followed closely by Anna Wintour's Teen Vogue and Vogue.

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On the bright side, Vanity Fair saw an increase in their readership during the first half of the year.

Their newsstand sales are up by 5.8% thanks to that little slut!

    Posted: Jul 29, 2008 at 10:15 am / Email this  »

    47 comments to “Oprah's The Biggest Loser”

    1. jenny says – reply to this


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      first bitches

    2. em says – reply to this


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      haha oprah 2nd

    3. BigBe says – reply to this


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      F5! F51 F5! Shit – only 568th! My life now has no meaning. Thank you, America, for your witty comments and guttural noises. You entertain us like monkeys in the zoo eating their own faeces. At least they have the intelligence not to interbreed. Rivers of Blood – Enoch Powell. Google it then read it.

    4. v says – reply to this


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      3rd!!!

    5. Trick says – reply to this


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      LOOKS LIKE THE OBAMA ENDORSEMENT REALLY HURT OPRAH…ESPECIALLY W/ THE RACIST WHITES !!!

    6. ANDY2 says – reply to this


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      Brad Pitt, if you're reading this: I WANT YOU TO PISS DOWN MY THROAT!!!
      Brad Pitt, if you're reading this: I WANT YOU TO PISS DOWN MY THROAT!!!
      Brad Pitt, if you're reading this: I WANT YOU TO PISS DOWN MY THROAT!!!
      Brad Pitt, if you're reading this: I WANT YOU TO PISS DOWN MY THROAT!!!
      Brad Pitt, if you're reading this: I WANT YOU TO PISS DOWN MY THROAT!!!
      Brad Pitt, if you're reading this: I WANT YOU TO PISS DOWN MY THROAT!!!
      Brad Pitt, if you're reading this: I WANT YOU TO PISS DOWN MY THROAT!!!



    7. 7

      LOL Was your crush on BO worth backstabbing millions of women, O?



    8. 8

      "Teen Vogue" - that's an oxymoron.

    9. Sweet says – reply to this


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      of course sales are down. it's a dying media. computers will destroy all paper media soon enough.

    10. size0 says – reply to this


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      3rd douch bags

      If u don't care about being
      1st then suck it!



    11. 11

      [[[[[[[[[[[]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]

      i HATE OPRAH…..

      NEVER…EVER WATCH…..

      ZHEZ A TRAITOR…..

      I THOUGHT ZHE WAZ….

      4 /WOMAN..TURNZ OUT…

      ZHEZ JEALOUZ OF THE

      BEZT WOMAN IN OUR

      COUNTRY…………………HILLARY……………….
      ZO EFF HER…DAT ZTUPID BITCH…….
      Y BUY MAGAZINEZ
      WHEN WE HAVE
      YAHOO HOMEPAGE
      PEREZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ????????????

    12. abby says – reply to this


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      perez, does it make you feel better to talk shit about a 15 year old girl? grow up..

    13. RF says – reply to this


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      Anna Wintour is not the editor in chief of Teen Vogue (though she does, basically run it).

    14. nobod says – reply to this


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      where are the news on slutty cyrus' condom brand spokespersonship? lifestyles condoms would like to have her as a face to sell to teens that get pregnant and STDs

    15. Dawn says – reply to this


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      you dont have to buy most of these just collect coke bottle caps and you can get them free at mycikerewards.com!!!!!!

    16. Ariel says – reply to this


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      OBAMA'S POLL NUMBERS ARE ALSO DROPPING. THEY ARE DROPPING FASTER THAN MARIO'S PANTS AT A GAY BUKAKKI PARTY.

    17. bubye says – reply to this


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      The reason mag sales are down (besides the fact that the economy sucks ass!) is that people can watch shows on a lot of those topics now using cable, and internet searches provide similar enjoyment for people. The only mags listed above that I used to subscribe to are Marie Claire and Good Housekeeping, and Cosmo a LONG time ago. Oh, and I like In Style. But, who has the $ or the time to read magazines anymore!? Buh-bye magazines of the past!

    18. DOG says – reply to this


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    19. DAWN says – reply to this


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    20. Mary says – reply to this


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      Re: DaBitchIzIndakrazihouze – write normal hag - no one thinks you are cool!

    21. Tayy says – reply to this


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      Perez..
      You are currently on the radio :D !!

    22. It's says – reply to this


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      Oprah lost my trust when she chose Obama over Hilary.
      I can understand some people would have a hard time accepting a woman with better credentials over a man with less experience, but NOT Oprah.

    23. tom says – reply to this


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      o yeh perez , ur really mature

      pickin on a 15 year old,

      sumone needs to grow up a bit, well alot xxx

    24. KIM says – reply to this


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      She's so rich she should lower the Price of the mag so Everyone can afford them!

    25. Lala says – reply to this


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      Oprah lost MY respect too when She chose Obama over Hilary "IT'S"
      Maybe NOT buying Her Magazine is a good way to Show HER!!

    26. dale says – reply to this


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      I hate Oprah. She deserves to fail. She should keep her fat ugly ass out of politics. She has no talent and it is a mystery how she became so popular and rich. There are a lot of gullible housewives out there who worship her. How sad.

    27. anna says – reply to this


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      wow ur rude to miley perez ur a fatty and way jealous that shes less then half ur age but has 20 times the money as you. & im not surprised all those mags SUCK



    28. 28

      It's sad, but why buy a mag when you can see almost the entire contents on the web for free? Fan sites scan mags all the time and big photo shoots are covered by gossip sites.

      xoxo, Isa

    29. Jenna says – reply to this


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      Oprah is such a moron. I can't stand her and I'm actually glad her magazine sales are down. And Teen Vogue and Vogue magazine is just a JOKE. I actually looked at those two magazines and the prices are just ridicilous. Honestly, no teens can afford those stupid looks they put in the magazines. It's just a horrible magazine. Perez, you oversized fool. If you "hate" Miley Cyrus so much, why do you keep talking about her? Are you having a slow day again. That's quit a shame to call a 15 year old kid a slut when you've never met her or anything. You need grow up. You're what 30 years old? She's half your age and you just don't stop, do you? You need to open your eyes, Perez.



    30. 30

      GOOD!! THAT'S WHAT SHE GETS FOR BEING A TRAITOROUS WHORE!!
      .
      MAKING B-B-B-BILLIONS OFF OF WOMEN YET GOING TO DRASTIC MEASURES TO SUBMARINE THE FIRST WOMAN TO EVER HAVE A CHANCE TO BECOME PRESIDENT!!
      .
      BLOOD SUCKING BEAST!! WOMEN ABSULUTELY SHOULD BOYCOTT THAT HORRIFYING PARASITE!!
      .

    31. robin says – reply to this


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      THose mags. stink anyway!!!



    32. 32

      In the case of the "controversial" photo, the person who deserves credit for Vanity Fair's success is the great Annie Leibowitz, who regularly shakes people up with her images (for the Cyrus family to pretend they did not know this going in and are not thrilled with their result is ridiculous).
      Not to mention Wollcott, Hitchens, Wolff, Dunne and all the other great writers who contribute to the magazine.

    33. PFOP says – reply to this


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      www.pocketfullofpaper.com
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    34. Karma says – reply to this


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      Oprah is getting what she deserves for shoving Obama down our throats, and for choosing him over Clinton, and for having the hubris to use her celebrity to elect a President.

      She crapped on her female audience big time, and now it's coming back to her in terms of steadily eroding ratings, sales, and respect.

    35. Hyde says – reply to this


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      Good-fewer trees killed.

    36. jim says – reply to this


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      this bitches think they're somebody

    37. L says – reply to this


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      Oprah's magazine started out at 28.00 a year for a subscription!!! Now it's "only" $18.00! That's more than most people are willing to pay. I don't know who she thinks she is, but 10.00, or 12.00 at MOST, is more like it.

    38. Rosaa says – reply to this


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      Geez perez,shes 15 years old! Give the teen a break

    39. Marin says – reply to this


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      "Fewer" mags, not "less"

    40. Angel says – reply to this


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      I can honestly say that I have never bought Oprah's magazine since I realized that it is her on the cover every issue. Nothing against Oprah, but it is extremely self-centered.



    41. 41

      Time to quit

    42. Melis says – reply to this


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      I won't even click to her channel during her show, go to her website, much less buy her magazine. What a disapointment to women. What she did to Hillary was unspeakable…

      Hillary 2012

    43. CeeJa says – reply to this


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      Ever since Oprah self righteously laid into James Frey thousands of viewers have lost interest in her show. She came out looking less than professional in that incident. On top of that her long string of associations with Hollywood figures have tempered the devotion of her regular viewers. Time to step back and re-evaluate her image and show.

    44. tre says – reply to this


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      aint this bitch run out of posing ideas yet, she's on EVERY cover

    45. hank says – reply to this


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      Just put a picture of miley on the cover and sales will skyrocket.

    46. pippy says – reply to this


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      I've never bought the Oprah Magazine. Elle is my fave of the bunch, Glamour I've never been into, InStyle sucks although I might get this month's cuz Rihanna is on the cover. GQ I have bought like 4 times if there's a funny man on the cover like Will Ferrel. Teen Vogue has a lot of cool dresses and I like to have someone replicate for me to wear for a nice party, Vogue I only buy if there's a model on the cover. I always read my sisters GH mags, Seventeen is blah. and while Marie Claire still has great articles about women around the world, they no longer do interesting celeb articles like when they had Drew, Cameron, and the Asian actress (I forgot her name!) do a survival thing in the woods and they documented it all, or when Rebecca Romijn swam with sharks or when Claire Danes went to a koala sanctuary or whatever. I don't know why Marie Claire changed this but I didn't renew my subscription in part because of this.

    47. Troy says – reply to this


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      Oprah should have stayed out of politics. She dumped Hillary and played the race card, which turned people off. Hillary has the experience, BOZO has the color.