Stuff A Feather In Her Cap
Filed under: Anglophilia > Jordan
She's expanding her empire!
Katie Price has launched a new linens and bedding range.
The glamour model formerly known as "Jordan" debuted her collection at Matalan in Milton Keynes, England, on Tuesday.
It's cute. Kinda.
It looks like something a 12 year old girl would love - or Avril Lavigne!
What thinks U of the bed-wear?????
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: July 29, 2008 at 5:03 pm




1
first? ehh, can take it or leave it
FIRST
Yuck! It's awful.
It UGLY!
um, id rather have a comforter with vomit and semen stains
No doubt her line
of pillows is well stuffed…
Oh my goodnes, what she thinking perez?
1sttttt
PEREZ IS A FATTY FAT FATTY.
Nope, heeedious!
fristtttttt
first!
FIRST!
cute for tweens……not so sure about 20's. wow that girl sure nows how to keep her name out there! Impressive
i like it
it's tacky
first
DONT LIKE
Looks like cheap crap. So does the bedding.
EWWW horrible taste perezzz
no way
I like it!
Ok i guess, but I agree VERY 12 year old Avril Lavigne Fan.
Headed to a Tuesday Morning near you!
My neice would like it! Little too childish looking for me, but it's cute
matalan?? its hardly kate moss for topshop lol
WHY IS THIS HOE FAMOUS?? I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHO SHE IS THAT PEREZ ALWAYS TALKS ABOUT HER?????
i think its really cute. but its kinda wierd that she would be selling anything geared towards children…
first
nice
I LUV HER
WOW, she really needs to eat a BIG MAC, and get that super sized!! The bed is cute for a tween but I HATE the pants tucked in the sandels..Yuck..She sorta looks like a booble head
Re: Kimba – How funny, but so true!!
its cute…but she needs a chuleta….shes scary thin…..
LITTLE GIRL SHIT!!!!!!!
Like all old, dried-up, washed-up, useless horses, Jordan should be taken out back, shot, and turned into glue.
Her legs are disgusting!!
first
haha the picture at the top is like the miley one
she looks like a barbie doll
I went to the website to check it out and there is only one collection that is considered adult enough for someone over the age of 16. The rest of it is cute for young girls so I hope thats the target she was going for when creating this line.
WHY ARE HER LEGS SO SICKLY SKINNY!?!?!
BARF
she looks too thin!!!!!!!
I would have loved it in sixth grade.
first
me no likey
Second!!!
cool
Not so brilliant…tacky/cheesy-looking
Re: jj – not quite there fag
Eh, when did she get so skinny? Her legs kinda look like Posh, eww
hmmm perez ur my cum muffin and katie price bed sheets yummy
I'd do her
WHO SHIT ON HER NECK?
Oh-that's her head.
hates it.
she looks like a scrawny tranny mess!!
Does she look abnormally thin to anyone else? Her legs look as skinny as my arms!
You're so full of shit, Perez! No, you've got it all wrong…Avril Lavigne would love your failure of a clothing line. Pompous pus bubble!
It looks identical to your awful failure to launch clothes, little turkey gibbler perez. such a fucking hypocrite!!
wat is that? looks like skank meets road kill
WOAH! Thin legs!!!!
Looks like some shit a 16 year old would buy at Hot Topic.
.
What is she charging for it?
I really like it! and I'm 18…so whatever call me immature for liking something that's cute if you want…XD
her legs are twigs!!
the shit looks totally tacky…i could buy the same garbage at walmart!
It sucks - just like her!
Not into matchy matchy eh!? lol
it's NOT for lil girls? i was thinking my 9 year old would love this! whoops!
It looks like something a 12 year old girl would love - or Avril Lavigne!
Good line Perez.
ya know, it kind of reminds me of the absolute shit you put out in hot topic. something a 12 year old would indeed like.
puke - o -rama
I love it just like I LOVE HER!!! WE need more of her in the U.S thanks perez
I Love Katie !!
it looks tacky and cheap! I can find better at Sears!
UM HER PENCIL LEGS ARE NOT PROPORTIONAL TO HER BODY, LOOKS LIKE THEY ARE GONNA SNAP OFF
tres tacky!
Erm hello….. it's from shatalan! nuff said!
I love her pants, what kind are those??
You're right Perez, Avril would lovee this shitt.
Looks like she had her shoulder muscles surgically removed and her leg muscles got atrophy from laying on her back so much.
think she can make star trek-esque bed covers and pose as a vulcan? no? well ok…
lurrve katie but she is too skinny. She looks a bit like an alien with her hair like that. She's still fabulous though.
Gonna be honest im a fan of katie price's
not many glmaour models have come this far or made such an empire for themselves.
It may be tacky to some people but others will like it
Personally i think she's a role model to young women , not for gettin her funbags out but for creating her own empire and not stoppin til she achieves her goals.
GO KATIE PRICE!!
Shitious
"It looks like something a 12 year old girl would love - or Avril Lavigne!"
hahaha it's so true.
skinny whore.
a little unintentionally too 80s for me. looks like something that would be in stephanie or dj tanner's bedroom. blah.
Absolutely disgusting, juvenile and uncreative. My 5 year old son could have drawn those hearts and flowers. Stick to what you do best, posing with your peeps hanging out.
Love it! I would buy that for my daughters, for sure. (12 and 15)
Damn, Jordan got skinny!!!
her and Wino love those hearts to show. . .thru their skin!
it's ugly. i hope she's selling these to 9yr old girls.
Reminds me of the Lee sisters — Ug and Home!
That is revolting. There is no amount of money you could pay me that would make me put that hideousness anywhere near my bed.
Did it really take 4 boob jobs to get this result?
I don't see her wowing the U.S. market. Ever.
Where's chicken-pox Princess? Who's minding Harvey and the others? What's Peter Andre's job, again?
oh my gawd she looks anorexic !!!!!! would someone feed her please!
uhhh whats with the total douchewhore pose?
I LOVE JORDAN. SHE IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE WORLD. I WANT ALL HER STUFF!
Jordan has to lay off the METH. It's bad enough she has meth face-now she has meth legs!
right up YOUR ally, fatty
OMG I used to work there!! That store sucks ASS!!!