Dopehead Inspired Mr. Madonna

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Pete Doherty is actually good for something.

Guy Ritchie has admitted that a character from his new film, RocknRolla, is based on Doperty.

In the film, a painting falls into the hands of rock star Johnny Story, the shambolic musician inspired by Dopey. He's hiding out in a crack den, having been declared dead, and finds himself caught in the middle of a battle between the Russian mob, the established London underworld and its rising tough guys.

Guy said, "At the time I was writing it, Pete Doherty was everywhere. It's either genius marketing or a happy - or unhappy - accident. It's creative self-destruction in the sense that he's doing it creatively."

We don't think it's marketing genius at all.

Can dopeheads even think strategically????

Pete just seems like one big cracked out mess, just like Guy's marriage!

[Images via WENN.]

    Posted: Jul 30, 2008 at 12:45 pm / Email this  »

    44 comments to “Dopehead Inspired Mr. Madonna”

    1. amber says – reply to this


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      crazy.

    2. amber says – reply to this


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      first and second?

    3. tia says – reply to this


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      HAHAHAHAHAHA
      first?

    4. jully says – reply to this


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      first!

    5. savi says – reply to this


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      first
      idc about this

    6. janey says – reply to this


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      but if he's declared dead how can he find himself in middle of a gang war?
      mysterious mr ritchie, mysterious.

    7. mags says – reply to this


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      firstttttttttttttttttttt

    8. MC says – reply to this


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      MC's rock!!(MAriah Carey,Madonna Ciccone,Miley Cyrus) they're dominating the music world

      i should initial my child MC



    9. 9

      eeeksssssssss!

    10. susie says – reply to this


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      Just don't let Madonna near the film

    11. WHY? says – reply to this


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      WHY ARE YOU SUPPORTING THIS FUCKING HOMOPHOBE PEREZ????

      BOYCOTT ROCKNROLLA AND THE STICKY AND SWEET BULLSHIT MADONNA TOUR.

      HAVE SOME SELF-RESPECT.

      WHY GIVE "CHEEKS CICCONE " ANOTHER FUCKING PENNY????

    12. LACEY says – reply to this


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      GUY IS HOT! I ENVY MADGE'S VADGE!!!
      GUY IS HOT! I ENVY MADGE'S VADGE!!!
      GUY IS HOT! I ENVY MADGE'S VADGE!!!
      GUY IS HOT! I ENVY MADGE'S VADGE!!!
      GUY IS HOT! I ENVY MADGE'S VADGE!!!
      GUY IS HOT! I ENVY MADGE'S VADGE!!!
      GUY IS HOT! I ENVY MADGE'S VADGE!!!
      GUY IS HOT! I ENVY MADGE'S VADGE!!!
      GUY IS HOT! I ENVY MADGE'S VADGE!!!
      GUY IS HOT! I ENVY MADGE'S VADGE!!!
      GUY IS HOT! I ENVY MADGE'S VADGE!!!
      GUY IS HOT! I ENVY MADGE'S VADGE!!!

    13. size0 says – reply to this


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      Dumb Story

    14. sueSu says – reply to this


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      Re: MC

      omg — so true!!!!! MC = Mariah C. & Madonna C. wowzers! i love both divas! and to the other idiot above — don't read into everything. i don't believe guy is a homophobe. get your facts straigth and not from her creatin brother.

    15. Truth says – reply to this


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      Even this dork knows that
      BUSH SUCKS!
      IMPEACH!
      IMPEACH!
      IMPEACH!
      Send our brave wonderful troops HOME & send Bush & his
      crooked cronies to fight their stupid ass war today.
      Thank you.

    16. PUNK says – reply to this


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      YEAH, THE "MC'S" RULES! I DIG MADONNA…CAN'T WAIT 4 HER TOURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

    17. TJ says – reply to this


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      Pete Doherty is a crackhead and still has more talent than 99% of the "musicians" in this world today. Madonna, Katy Perry, Fall Out Boy…this shit that everyone listens to now is complete shit, shallow and they have no talent for anything but looking like sluts and singing about dancing and kissing.

      Interesting how Pete can be on crack and still play guitar, and write awesome songs. America doesn't know what good music is.

    18. TJ says – reply to this


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      Pete Doherty is a crackhead and still has more talent than 99% of the "musicians" in this world today. Madonna, Katy Perry, Fall Out Boy…this shit that everyone listens to now is complete shit, shallow and they have no talent for anything but looking like sluts and singing about dancing and kissing.

      Interesting how Pete can be on crack and still play guitar, and write awesome songs. America doesn't know what good music is.

    19. size0 says – reply to this


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      Hey Yall,
      I wanted to be Perez for
      halloween this year.
      ————————
      Does anyoene know where I
      can find a costume made of:
      fat, beat hair, shit, more fat,
      cum, marshmellows, PIG,
      retard genes and weeds?

      Thanks



    20. 20

      {{{{{{{ and 2/think that Kate Mozz }}}}}}}}}}}}

      {{{{{{{{{ waz effen thiz dizeazed """magetfuk””'}}}}}}}

      {{{{{{{{{{ what a lozerbitch her/him iz }}}}}}}}}



    21. 21

      Re: size0
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    22. 22

      im seeing that film coz gerard butler is in it

    23. isis says – reply to this


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      i thought you were defending the ritchie marriage? i know this is your blog and you can write what you want- but your waivering loyalties are really confusing- at least to this sometimes reader.

    24. Santa says – reply to this


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      Re: size0 – Maybe your father will let you borrow it! Look no further than your own back yard!



    25. 25

      "Creative self-destruction" is making one crappy movie after another, and having a wife who screws ball-players.

    26. BORE says – reply to this


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      MADONNA AND GUY = so boring. snoozefest I'm so sleepy I just might fall asl

    27. asf says – reply to this


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      'It's these ignorant faces that bring this town down'.

      Whatever problems he may have, Doherty is probably also the most influential musician in the UK over the last 10 years. With the Libertines he changed the entire sound of the indie music scene. FACT.

    28. jaja@ says – reply to this


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      Oh! i didn't know Mr. Madonna ACTUALLY worked on something

    29. aly says – reply to this


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      well this movie's going to be um… *awesome*…

    30. HAM says – reply to this


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      Yes we can think strategically! Drug addicts are MATER MANIPULATERS!!!!

    31. shell says – reply to this


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      damm u actually called madonna's marriage a mess …for awhile there i thought you were so far up her vadge that u couldnt see straight all bc she sent u a little video ….its about time you speak the truth

    32. Lala says – reply to this


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      Why doesn't "Guy Ritchie " do some good for His Wife-Madonna and keep Her away from the Plastic Surgeons!?

    33. zetti says – reply to this


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      Pete is so pathetic !
      Drug addicts are LOSERS!
      He is a waste of space.
      I wish that he would crawl his sewer rat self to the sludge filled gutter and needle screw his veins intill he's no longer breathing.

    34. Sam says – reply to this


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      Pete Doherty is god. When you figure that out, it will be your salvation.

    35. Capt. says – reply to this


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      Guy Ritchie has a career? I thought his job was to be the douchebag that madonna cheats on……..

    36. Marce says – reply to this


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      Do people actually care about Pete Doherty? No. U need to stop writting about him and stop putting those Fugly ass pictures of him. Nobody cares about his dumbass.

    37. size0 says – reply to this


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      I am looking for a
      Perez Costume…..
      ————————
      Does anyone know where I
      can find a costume made of:
      fat, herpes, old cunt, ass,
      donkey dick, crack,
      bear hair, shit, more fat,
      cum, marshmellows, PIG,
      retard genes, KATE PERRY,
      ass, more shit, Fat,
      diarrehia,
      AngelGangztaBitch Breath,
      & weeds?
      I will pay a finders fee
      Thanks

    38. Daz says – reply to this


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      What an arse faced dick head!

    39. AK says – reply to this


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      Pete Doherty is an inspiring fellow, noboby can deny that. Not inspiring in the sense that one would want to be like him but inspiring like one could live through him and be entertained by his actions. He is one of the few musicians today that makes references in his music to, omg it DOES still exist…literature. He pulls inspiration by all forms of art from pop culture to homosexuals living undercover in France at the turn of the 20th century. He may do crack or drink but I masterbate and pick my nose and Bill Clinton gets his dick sucked by a hungry bitch in the oval office, who cares? What is important is that what he is famous for, his songwriting, poetry, and ideals are well developed, diverse, authentic, and catchy.

      Madonna is the loser, doing all this PR, with this BULLSHIT divorce stuff because her album sucks so bad she would rather break up her family than see it fail. I loved that bitch. She was my idol. It's surprising that she's so smart and she can't accept one of the most simple laws of the universe; what goes up must come down.

      Guy Rithie…PLease.

    40. bunse says – reply to this


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      What's so freaking "creative" about drugging yourself down the toilet? Ritchie's an idiot if he thinks that Doperty's doing anything new or creative (or interesting).

    41. caroa says – reply to this


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      International cuckold Guy Ritchie has another project? Did the wifey provide the financing?

      Will A-Rod be invited to the premiere?

      You're only as good as your last movie(s), and Ritchie's been skidding for awhile now.



    42. 42

      SOMEONE NEEDS TO GET HOLD OF MR. DOHERTY AND HELP HIM BEFORE HE KILLS HIMSELF OR SOMEONE ELSE. DRUGS ARE AND CAN BE BAD. PLEASE SOMEONE HELP THIS YOUNG MAN.

    43. touch says – reply to this


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      Pete just seems like one big cracked out mess, just like Guy's marriage! —- ouch LMFAO. Ok this was very funny.

    44. Loser says – reply to this


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      FUCK all you haters.