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This Is Good For A Chuckle

Filed under: Barack Obama

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The Globe claims that Barack Obama is caught in the midst of a love child scandal.

What, do they think they're the National Enquirer now????

102 comments to “This Is Good For A Chuckle”

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  1. lilly says – reply to this


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    1st :D

  2. eug says – reply to this


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    haha wtf?!

  3. Thea says – reply to this


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    …first?!!!

  4. seuio says – reply to this


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    I knew this news earlier on a d'ating s'ite " C asual se ek . co m ". Many discreet news can be found on it.

  5. Me says – reply to this


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    LAMe!!!!!



  6. 6

    Goodness they'll put anything in print these days

  7. Slutt says – reply to this


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    Not First

  8. jesus says – reply to this


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    fuck you

  9. Jess. says – reply to this


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    EUH AHHA WTF ?!?!?!

    C'est vrm n'importe quoi LOL

  10. Jess says – reply to this


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    fourth? lol



  11. 11

    PLEASE, IF HE WAS ITRUE T WOULD BE ALL OVER THE MAJOR NETWORK MEDIA!! MCCAIN'S PEOPLE PROBABLY FED THEM THE FALSE STORY! THEY'RE JUST ITCHING TO FIND SOMETHING….DESPERATE BITCHES!

  12. wowie says – reply to this


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    wow scandal..where do these papers get their stories from

  13. Miche says – reply to this


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    I'm more interested to know why Rue, Bea & Betty stayed away.

  14. size0 says – reply to this


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    1st.
    Wow…way to perpetuate
    bullshit.
    Team Bullshit Perez



  15. 15

    I HOPE HE SUES THEM FOR DEFAMATION OF CHARACTER!!!

  16. veron says – reply to this


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    They obviously got Obama mixed up with John Edwards! That's funny, I thought Obama wasa closted gay man (Larry Sinclair rumors), now he's fathered a child like Jesse Jackson did. I don't think so!

  17. Marty says – reply to this


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    I am more likely to believe this than to believe all the fluffu statements Obama makes trying to get votes. The man is a snake.

  18. GG 4e says – reply to this


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    More importantly…what do they report about Bea, Betty, and Rue not going to Estelle's funeral?

  19. Aquar says – reply to this


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    OMG I hope this is TRUE!! Maybe then this country will wake up and realize that he is bad news!!! I can't stand OBAMA or John McCain for that matter, neither of these dipshits needs to be President. I'm a Democrat and I'm sure as hell not voting for Obama and I'm not voting for a Republican either so bring on the Independent (sure wish Hillary would switch parties).

  20. chica says – reply to this


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    least believable cover EVER…

    but if you ever want a love child obama, i'm here for you! love you, man ;)

  21. crash says – reply to this


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    ha , i could only hope its true .
    i dont want a pansy for president



  22. 22

    hahahahaha

    love this shiz!
    from now to the election, we will be seeing tons of stuff in the tabloid'ish type rag-mags,,,

    gotta love the right to free press

  23. Sharo says – reply to this


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    Such bullshit!!

  24. Carin says – reply to this


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    Absolute nonsense! They just want to sell magazines!!

  25. Robin says – reply to this


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    GG 4e says – reply to this 18More importantly…what do they report about Bea, Betty, and Rue not going to Estelle's funeral?
    ——————————————————————
    I was just going to post the same message. Why didn't they attend? Bless you Estelle Getty.

  26. Laure says – reply to this


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    I think they've confused him with John Edwards.

  27. L says – reply to this


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    lol

  28. Rhond says – reply to this


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    Obama wishes he had a "love child" would help with all the "girlie man" problems he has. He hangs with Oprah, Gayle and now we know Rev Wright is so "pissed" Is Rev Wright still alive?

  29. MeowM says – reply to this


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    The Globe is owned by the same company as the National Enquirer so yes they do think they are the same. I worked for the company that owned them, "American Media" and working for them is just as much bullshit as they write on the covers. Nasty company to work for!

  30. silly says – reply to this


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    I'm sure the baby mama is probably some white chick he dated before he decided he wanted to claim his blackness.

  31. Rhond says – reply to this


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    Obama is so fake, he's got his little fake presidental seal, did his world tour like he thinks he already won the election. I'm sure his peeps call him "Mr. President" in private, Depending on which poll you want to believe, the old guy is four points ahead or two points behind. Not exactly the blowout Hussein envisions! Of course, he has got keep RACE alive, if he loses it will be because our country racist. He will play the victim card to the hilt if he loses.

  32. gomcc says – reply to this


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    Figures!!! It is quite common for muslim to date little boys. Look it up people!!! Homosexuality is considered normal for people inthe middle east espically with little boy. He even looks like a molester.

    Go MC Cain!!

    Osama will end all of america freedom!!!

  33. world says – reply to this


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    sheep gives birth to human;; another bullshit globe headline;?



  34. 34

    lieees! i refuse to believe lol

  35. kat says – reply to this


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    Re: Rhond – girlie man?
    Uh.. he's a diplomatic intellectual and not a thug in a monkey suit like bush or McCain.. He's also happily married with a family..
    There are obviously no lengths low enough for his detractors to sink to in an effort to smear and diminish his intrinsic superiority over McCain as a candidate.

  36. karen says – reply to this


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    It is probably just a repackaging of the John Edwards drama since he is a potential running mate! They are the masters of bait and switch. When will we ever learn instead of accepting what they tell us at face value?



  37. 37

    …….AND I AM THE BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!
    ………………………………………….
    …….AND JOHN MCCAIN IS THE MOTHER…..SO FIGURE THAT OUT, FOOLISH EARTHLINGS. ALL I WILL SAY IS THAT AREA 51 AND ROSWELL ARE IN THE SOUTHWEST!!! HA HA HA!

  38. stop says – reply to this


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    does perez censor your comments if you mention his sister



  39. 39

    ………I HATE FUCKING PALM TREES!

  40. AMAND says – reply to this


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    THIS MAG AND COVER ARE A HOT MESS. WITH MAGAZINE SALES DOWN SHOULDN'T THIS ONE BE COMPLETELY OUT OF BUSSINESS?

    IM JUST SAYING.



  41. 41

    WELL, AT LEAST WE KNOW WHO JOHN EDWARDS WAS VISITING NOW. WHICH ONE HAD THE BABY….OBAMA OR EDWARDS? MY GUESS IS EDWARDS….GREAT BOTTOM POTENTIAL.



  42. 42

    …….DAAAAYUM! I SHORE HOME JENA AINT THE MOTHER. THAT BUTT UGLY HORSEFACED DUDE SHE MURRIED WOULD JIST HAVE HIS HEART BROKEN.
    ……..LAURA WOULD BITCH AND SQUEAL LIKE A PIG.
    …..LIKE DADDY SAID, "WE GOT A LOT OF THEM 'BROWN' ONES IN THE FAMILY ALREADY….OLD JEB SAW TO THAT WHEN HE 'RAN FOR THE BORDER' ….IF YOU GIT MUH DRIFT!!!

  43. HI says – reply to this


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    Do you all really think that if Obama gets president he will try to go all mideastern on us? I think if he wins the election and he tries to do something crazy someone would know and all the decisions a president makes have to go through so many people, so if one person even thought he was going to do something it would be well known. I am Democrat, but not sure if I will vote in this election because McCain is not much better.
    AND It would be funny if Obama did have a love child, But McCain probably does too. Dont most polys cheat on their wives. So most of them probably do have a love child.

  44. Dani says – reply to this


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    What a crock of shit! If there were any truth to this story, we would have heard about it from ABC, CBS, NBC, CNBC, MSNBC, CNN, The New York Times, The Los Angeles Times, and the Washington Post. Since none of these organizations have mentioned this story, there obviously is no truth to it.

  45. wtf says – reply to this


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    wtf at another article about navarone in these trashy mags



  46. 46

    zzzzzzzzzzzzz how much U wanna bet zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    zzzzzzzzzzzz that luv/child iz ”purple" zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz??

    zzzzzzzzzzzzz like hiz lipzzzz/penizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  47. Coral says – reply to this


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    Obama and Priscilla Presley have a drug-addicted love child?

  48. Carly says – reply to this


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    Duh it's not true. What is true though, is that Obama is a n*gger.

  49. steph says – reply to this


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    perez, why would you even post this? aren't you an obama supprter, yet you're posting bullshit lies about him? or, are you actually a disgruntled hillary supporter, who's still upset that she lost..? (since she ran an unorganized and hateful campaign). a recent study by ABC shows that while obama gets much more media coverage than mccain, 72% of this coverage is NEGATIVE. this story/lie was probably "leaked" by the RNC. since the only way mccain can possibly win is by making obama look bad. truly disgusting.

  50. Rhond says – reply to this


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    Re: kat – Like I said "girlie man" Have you heard the 9 minutes of aws, and uhs, if the news media ever gets over their love affair with the black guy and play Obama off the telepromter, Bush is going to sound like a freaking genius. l

  51. what says – reply to this


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    Re: steph – McCain will get President because no one wants a Muslim for president, end of story….McCain really doesnt even need to put anything out there about Obama. Obama is doing a good job of that himself. And by no means am I on McCains side either. I think Americans have a no win situation. And if Obama was to get President I hope and pray he will do good and proves everyone wrong. But how do you not know that your rev. is a racist, I bet he never said any of that racist stuff until Obama started running for President, WHATEVER!!!!

  52. Joe B says – reply to this


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    They should just stick to the facts. Obama was born a Muslim. Obama went to a Church for 22 years that hates America. Obama is friends with terrorists who bombed the Pentagon and the U.S. Capitol building. Tony Rezko helped buy Obama's mansion and lot. He has ZERO experience and is DANGEROUSLY UNQUALIFIED.

  53. Glori says – reply to this


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    JAJAJAAJAJAJAJAJAAJ

    OBAMA ES UN PENDEJO QUE NO SABE IDIOMAS NI GEOGRAFIA!!

    HEY OBAMA HOW MANY STATES ARE THERE? JAJAJAJAAJ

  54. Sam says – reply to this


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    I doubt the “love child” bit, but what I don't doubt is an email I recv'd from a friend in Afghanistan and what he said about Obama is disturbing—and first hand:

    “As you know I am not a very political person. I just wanted to pass along that Obama came to Bagram on his visit to 'The War Zone.' He got off the plane and into a bullet proof vehicle to go to a meeting w/the commander. As the soldiers were lined up to shake his hand, he blew them off and didn't say a word as he went into the conference room to meet the General. When finished, he went to the ClamShell (a big top tent that personnel can play basketball or work out in) so he could take his publicity pics shooting hoops. He again shunned the chance to talk to soldiers and thank them for their service.

    So really he was just here to make a showing for the Americans back home that he should be Pres. I think that if you are going to make an effort to come all the way over here you would thank the soldiers for what they're doing. I swear we got more thanks from the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders than from him–a guy who wants to be President of the US. I just don't understand how anyone would want him to be our Commander-and-Chief. It was almost that he was scared to be around the soldiers. If this is blunt and to the point, I am sorry but I wanted you all to know what kind of caliber of person he really is. What you see in the news is all fake.”

  55. Rhond says – reply to this


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    Re: Sam – Sam, my DOCTOR, was talking about this. He is a former Navy doctor, and the military is buzzing about all the snubs to people in uniform. Doesn't sound very American, does it? You know it's bad when your doc looks like he's about to blow a gasket!

  56. riri says – reply to this


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    I said it before- vote Hilary.
    Now the idiots that decided to bet on a guy no one knows and has done NOTHING and stole all her plans, should explain themselves.



  57. 57

    I'm more interested at The Batman Curse…

  58. jane says – reply to this


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    oh so now obama and edwards each have a love child?don,t ya love these stories?

  59. linz says – reply to this


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    Re: gomcc

    You racist scum- you should not even be allowed to vote as your IQ is obviously to low to comprehend life.

  60. Phil says – reply to this


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    Obama has greasy eyelids. He's using an old choirboy trick of putting vaseline on his eyelids to make it look like he has more light on him than he does… "angelic light" coming down from above.

    That's where the sparkle comes from. Greasy eyelids.

    Great, just what we need in the oval office. Ol' Greasyeyes.

    Weird seeing a dude walking around a country fair eating country jam and blinking his greasy eyes.

  61. barba says – reply to this


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    hey
    please tell us more.
    before or during marriage ?

    xoxox

  62. Carly says – reply to this


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    Re: linz
    Being a racist means you have a higher IQ……duh.

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  64. bebe says – reply to this


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    One word …. LAWSUIT!

  65. PoeEd says – reply to this


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    Re: Sam
    You honestly think we believe this story word-for-word? No, I don't. Just as I don't believe anything that comes from any of the sleazy tabloids. Don't waste my time.

  66. PoeEd says – reply to this


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    Re: Phil
    Even though I don't know you, your posted comments give me the creeps.

  67. erika says – reply to this


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    omg such a lie! if it was REALLY true…the story wouldve come out during the jessie jacksons situation.
    TEAM OBAMA!

  68. Poop says – reply to this


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    Leave this negro alone, that is their culture knocking up females (preferably white ones) and leaving them for us to support with our overly generous welfare system. Who has read the newest news on AIDS guess they say it's a black disease since half of those who have it are black and blacks are only about 13% 0f the population. Jump back Affyka, America's blacks are leaving you all behind .. LOL

  69. ann says – reply to this


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    Good ! I hope the black fucker drowns!!



  70. 70

    bull shit



  71. 71

    why don't they write shit about mccains whore of a wife or about the cock he always has in his mouth

  72. Sam says – reply to this


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    Re: PoeEd

    PoeEd - believe what you will and if you don't want your time "wasted" why bother responding to my post?!?



  73. 73

    CMON! do they always find a way
    to make up so bull?!

  74. Nobam says – reply to this


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    Hell, I'd vote for 1 more mandate for W before voting for that mysoginist, arrogant,unqualified bastard. I hope McCain crush his balls on election day!

  75. Carly says – reply to this


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    Re: MRS. RICKY MARTIN LOVER

    This is coming from someone who thinks Ricky Martin is cool…..hahahahahaha.

  76. mandi says – reply to this


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    would never read this bullshit.

  77. Lala says – reply to this


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    NOT TRUE!

  78. rick says – reply to this


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    Re: Carly – and what is wrong with ricky martin?

  79. lola says – reply to this


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    Re: gomcc – yeah that's exactly why homosexuals are still killed in some of those countries. sure (i'm not even speaking of the fact that Ghana, where Obama's father is from is FAR from the middle east but in central Africa).
    and child molesting is considered wrong everywhere.
    This whole story sounds totally ridiculous. Poor them have to make up stuff as there aren't any scandals.

  80. Rhond says – reply to this


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    Just read in People mag that Obama doesn't buy his girls Christmas or Birthday presents. Everything about this man just strikes me as odd!

  81. islan says – reply to this


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    YEHHHHHHHHHHH, YEHHHHHHHHHHH, YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Maybe this will be his final undoing……..Not bad enough he appeared to be running as leader of Germany as well as other countries, all the while letting, in his speeches. that we , AMERICANs, aren't exactly perfect. I hope a country n Europe wants him and keeps him..PLUS.he's on this weeks People Magazine Cover [won't be renewing that subscription ever again] with the little wifey [well not so little] and little girls. He acts like he's already President. I wanted Mitt Romney but anyone would be better than Barack and/or Hillary. I personally know of 11 people who no longer will vote for Osama's distant cousin due to his statements abroad, esp. in Germany.. He acts so pompous, and that is a big Turn Off…….marci,ct.

  82. islan says – reply to this


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    Re: Carly You hit the nail on the head with this one……Ricky Martin should sue her for using his name with revolting language…Anyway Mrs. would or his not what he has chosen in case everyone else doesn't already know that….marci.ct.

  83. islan says – reply to this


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    To the Obama person,,,,,he can't sue anyone for that as HE has no CHARACTER to sue for deformation of. He's a phony. Part of public like be it actors or politicians, life is an open book and all the skeltons will eventually fall out…. He is a phony man who will raise my income tax to the roof and doesn't give a dang about protecting our USA from more attacks. His campaign slogan should be."SHOW ME THE MONEY." That's his platform……..And the stupid lie of why he didn't visit our injured troops stationed in a German Hospital. Shame on him! The Democrats picked two loosers, even Democrats I personally know are now voting Republican….marci.ct.



  84. 84

    Mmm at first sight it looked like that Famous mag from Australia where you are posting a lame column….

  85. :) says – reply to this


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    Obama can use the proceeds from his law$uit against the Globe to reduce Hillary's campaign deficit. Ka-Ching. What, are mystery people paying them to write this crap paying more than they're guessing Obama might get in a defamation suit?
    Reminds me of the auto industry scandal when they allegedly buried recalls as the cost of lawsuits from wrongful deaths would be potentially less than fixing faulty parts.

  86. shay says – reply to this


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    So now Barry Hussein says "This is the moment the world has been waiting for" ME! Can this guys ego get any bigger. His Obama "presidential seal" should have been a clue. Now on the tail of his campaign plane he has his Obama "presidential seal" instead of American flag.

  87. Obama says – reply to this


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    Dumbama is just another hypocritical lying Democrat. Keep this colored out of the White House!

  88. Logic says – reply to this


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    Damn!! He is one ugly m@#her f#*ker. His lips look like they were burnt by a crack pipe. And those ears….oh those dumbo ears.

    And if his ignorant ass says "um" one more damn time when a reporter asks him a question that he can't read the answer from a telepromter, I'm going toss Perez's salad.

  89. Democ says – reply to this


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    Neither the Globe nor the National Enquirer is worth any attention. They've both been publishing articles about "Divorce in the White House" for the entire Bush presidency, and no one has even given them a second thought. I have a feeling people take such rumors more seriously when Democrats are involved due to Bill Clinton's indiscretion–but his approval rating was still very good, even during the Lewinski scandal.
    This is bullshit and you know it.

  90. silly says – reply to this


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    Re: Aquar – why are all you flaming gays up Hillary's ass …is she a gay icon ? she could not run her own Champaign ! she is still in debt you twinks

  91. silly says – reply to this


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    Re: Logic – can you please describe the beautiful artful MCSHAME or if you are a young unattractive gay boy …describe your hero Hllary rotten clinton

  92. alone says – reply to this


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    Re: Obama – and white re-pubics have done a real great job …. my brother died in there fucked war so fuck you and your grandmother in your racist assssssss

  93. Snitz says – reply to this


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    There not the same? They look the same. Why aren't they the same?

  94. wes says – reply to this


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    those rude old bitches!!
    i can't believe they didn't go to estelle's funeral.
    sophia 4 ev!

  95. size0 says – reply to this


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    I am looking for a
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  96. cc says – reply to this


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    Re: what – Why do all you morons think that he's muslim? Hasn't he already stated that he's not? If my name were Veroniqueca it wouldn't necessarily mean I'm black.
    And RHOND…what are you watching? Obama is an incredible orator and an incredibly brilliant individual.
    Perez - STOP TRYING TO FUCK SHIT UP FOR THE REST OF US THAT WANT TO LIVE IN A HATE-FREE WORLD!!!

  97. sonia says – reply to this


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    bonjour
    y a t il des français ou francophone sur ce site? car j'aimerai qu'on m'explique ce que veut dire love child scandal. J'ai regardé l'histoire du scandal john Edwards et si j'ai bien compris il aurait un enfant illegitime . La phrase love child scandal veut dire enfant illegitime? est en amerique c'est un scandale?si c'est le cas et bien il s'enerve pour rien au USA visiblement

    Good morning
    there is french on this site? because I'd like you to explain what it means to love child scandal. I looked at the history of scandal's John Edwards and I understand he would have an illegitimate child. The sentense love child scandal means illegitimate child? in america is a scandal that a man have a illegitimate child?in USA we shocked for nothing

  98. horse says – reply to this


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    Re: crash – AMEN!!

  99. DeeDe says – reply to this


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    America is going off a cliff and many of you are going to vote for a mean old man with a violent temper who cheated on the injured wife who helped get him out of a P.O.W. camp! McCant will be four more years of Bush…and we all know how well THAT has turned out!!! Obama may not be perfect, but I am very willing to give him a chance!!! He's intelligent, makes fantastic speeches and will bring America pride, not shame, when he represents our country. And that is more than good enough for me!

  100. jERMA says – reply to this


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    Re: Poop – u will die of aids in 8 days

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