This Is Not A Joke

Filed under: Anglophilia > Amy Winehouse

Amy Winehouse's crack kitty pipe.

Nice MTV award.

At least she keeps her crack pipe clean!

[Image via Mr. Paparazzi.]

Posted: Jul 30, 2008 at 5:45 pm / Email this »

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haley says – reply to this

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first?
lalo says – reply to this

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FIRST BITCH ! I HOPE !!!
erin says – reply to this

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First????
JTA says – reply to this

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????
allis says – reply to this

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FIRST!
CC says – reply to this

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I hope she can get the help she clearly needs, before it is too late. She has a great talent, and it would be a shame for it all to be wasted.
nicol says – reply to this

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eewwwwww
allis says – reply to this

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FIRST!
nanie says – reply to this

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ew?
nanie says – reply to this

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ew?
LAURA says – reply to this

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FIRST!!
Milla says – reply to this

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First..

Where did they get that picture?
melic says – reply to this

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i don't get it…
Spenc says – reply to this

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Wow She Really is a Crack-A-Lacky
s says – reply to this

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crack killz
Vs says – reply to this

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First!! And what a waste of talent she is. It's a shame.
mslib says – reply to this

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Oh yes–when I think of Amy Winehouse, I think, "Now that's a tidy girl!"
kryst says – reply to this

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first. wtf?
wtf says – reply to this

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i don't get it
Sarah says – reply to this

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Eurotrash.
Deck says – reply to this

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Now we know why shes so troubled, she doesn't know what to reach for on the shelf.
mmmee says – reply to this

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omg!!!
ally says – reply to this

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1st what is this??
yoyoy says – reply to this

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WTF
aaa says – reply to this

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1st
pamel says – reply to this

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Amy's a nutbar
lalal says – reply to this

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sad, first!
TIRED says – reply to this

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first bitches!
Miss Mac says – reply to this

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This made me laugh, then weep, then laugh again! XD
lara says – reply to this

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cute kitten
Nanie says – reply to this

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i feel so bad for her.. and i don't care about her talent or anything of the sort, but it's just sad that she is yet another life lost becuase of drugs.. she doesn't even realize the damage that she has done to herself, all for that "fix".. poor girl, i hope she comes to a realization before she ends up dead.. and she is so young..
M :) says – reply to this

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LOL
bhbh says – reply to this

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ROFL! that's hilarious
j says – reply to this

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1st?

or 6th?

x
shand says – reply to this

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haha
rush says – reply to this

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crack is cheap, crack is whack*
giggl says – reply to this

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what a joke
Rache says – reply to this

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first
rach says – reply to this

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first
bobsa says – reply to this

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thats special
nick says – reply to this

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Ugh!
nizzy says – reply to this

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for a second i thought it was a real cat
Nanie says – reply to this

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LMFAOOOOOO!! i just realized that these are her most prized items.. an MTV award and her crack pipe.. f*ing girl.. GET UR ACT TOGETHER, WINO CRACKHOUSE!!
yeah says – reply to this

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WTH? Is that cat real?
tyler says – reply to this

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wtf.
carri says – reply to this

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first!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Victo says – reply to this

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hahaha
what?!
lrain says – reply to this

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It looks like a miniature glass vase?
iuiou says – reply to this

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aww.

btw, t.A.T.u.-GIRLS got… married.
nizzy says – reply to this

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im seriously surprised she isn't dead yet
jess says – reply to this

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lolz
Lala says – reply to this

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Where's Her family and friends??????????
Help Her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lala says – reply to this

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Where's Her family and friends??????????
Help Her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAM says – reply to this

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Thats cute!
zetti says – reply to this

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I'm so sick of hearing about her .
She is so pathetic !
Drug addicts are LOSERS!
She is a waste of space.
I wish that she would crawl her sewer rat self to the sludge filled gutter and needle screw her veins intill she's no longer breathing.
rgrgt says – reply to this

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c'mon amy. WAKE UP AND SAVE YOUR LIFE.
this is too sad.. ugh
rgrgt says – reply to this

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c'mon amy. WAKE UP AND SAVE YOUR LIFE.
this is too sad.. ugh
jesus says – reply to this

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she's so fucking crazy.
smith says – reply to this

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Britney turned her sh*t around, mostly b/c friends and family put her into conservatorship, so why isn't this woman's family and friends doing the same?
Britney was close to kicking the bucket I think…seeing this…one would think Amy Crackpipe would have learned from it?
She will be laying all blue in a sh*tty motel somewhere soon if she doesn't straighten her shiz out.
ZZ says – reply to this

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I agree with CC. A lot of the time I don't care that much about druggy celebrities, for instance Pete Doherty, because I don't care about their career/creative output in the first place. But Amy has (or had, at least) such talent, and now it's all going down the drain.
I hope she can get well, and I hope that she's not so far gone that she can never reach those heights again.
mike says – reply to this

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Ok…i don't understand this pic.That little bottle is a crack pipe??? (when i saw the vid of hers smocking crack,the crack pipe she was using looked nothing like that-is that a different model of crack-pipe???:) Second question:is this cat real??Third "observation":the place looks really tide and clean…i am pleasantly surprised:)
Freak says – reply to this

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That cat looks like a ceramic figure to me, but the pipe is real! Dunno about the MTV award; those are easily duplicated. I didn't see anything about this on mrpaparazzi.com, Perez, are you sure this is really Amy's stuff or is someone pulling a joke on you?
mz. parra says – reply to this

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she keeps it clean to get stronger hits off the pipe. at least that's what pot heads do.
jenni says – reply to this

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poor thing she needs alot of help stay strong amy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
rember crack is wack
DanaMarie=] says – reply to this

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hahaha omg she's fucked up
Eilee says – reply to this

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wait..what?
AMB57 says – reply to this

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thats not a real cat right?
Firefly says – reply to this

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It doesn't look lke a real cat. If it is, IMO, she can just go ahead and die now. Destroying yourself is one thing, but hurting a helpless, innocent animal is inexcuseable.
She's beyond help, anyway. She doesn't want it and her "tortured artist" excuse is getting old. I've lost patience with her, there are other talented musicians out there who are able to manage their lives with much less drama. I do feel sorry for her dad, though, but he's in so much denial that he'll always manage to find someone else to blame it on, right up until the time she dies. He doesn't realize that she's doing this to herself, nobody else is forcing the drugs and alcohol into her body.
DUBYA says – reply to this

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…….I'M GONNA' MAKE AMY MY SEKUTARY OF HEALTH EDUKATION AND WELFAIR! HE HE HE
Kate27 says – reply to this

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It's scary how you always get this "creepy" pics from inside her place… makes me wonder…
Kate27 says – reply to this

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It's scary how you always get this "creepy" pics from inside her place… makes me wonder……..
murr says – reply to this

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look at that toy cat.
look at it's big eyes and how close it is to the crack pipe.
THE TOY CAT IS AN ADDICT TOO!!!!! NO!!!!!!!
PuertoRicansr0k says – reply to this

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im sorry about LMFAO! not @ the crack but at the concoction used to smoke it
HI FUCKIN LARIOUS
psych says – reply to this

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Are you sure thats not a pic of your crack pipe perez?
kayla says – reply to this

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i feel bad for amy winehouse.. i think she's going to die soon D:
moe says – reply to this

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SAVE THE KITTY!
noxkrux says – reply to this

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Truly sad…
She need serious help.
misopretty says – reply to this

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That is a fake kitty!
Reall says – reply to this

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I dont get it. Help me visualize, pls.
ArmyGirl says – reply to this

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Not sure how you can tell this is her place, but if it is..that's kind of sad. Crack is whack!!
Aimee says – reply to this

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Riiight……i'm sure you've got some evidence that that is her house. Bullshit.
DaBitchIzIndakrazihouze says – reply to this

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Re: DUBYA –
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ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
DOEZ Y'R BEANZ MATCH THOZE MAZZIVE NUTZZ?????
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
AMY:::….DAT ZHIT IZ GONNA KILL U…i LUV u AMY…
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZTOP NOWZZZ
Lionh says – reply to this

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What´s the purpose of this?
Cindy says – reply to this

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I dont feel bad for her, I feel bad for that poor kitten.
size0 says – reply to this

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Perez…who cleans your pipes?

I want to be Perez for
halloween this year.
————————
Does anyone know where I
can find a costume made of:
fat, bear hair, shit, more fat,
cum, marshmellows, PIG,
retard genes, KATE PERRY,
ass, more shit & weeds?
I will pay a finders fee
Thanks
size0 says – reply to this

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I am looking for a
Perez Costume…..
————————
Does anyone know where I
can find a costume made of:
fat, herpes, old cunt, ass,
donkey dick, crack,
bear hair, shit, more fat,
cum, marshmellows, PIG,
retard genes, KATE PERRY,
ass, more shit, Fat,
diarrehia & weeds?
I will pay a finders fee
Thanks
Krysi says – reply to this

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Srsly, like what the hells? That poor kitteh looks like its cracked out! Where's PETA when you really need them?
yomom says – reply to this

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crack is wack!
perez says – reply to this

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just like all your stories, you have evidence to back this shit up? DIDN'T THINK SO. you're a fat poof who gives a bad name to gay men and loves eating cum
amartin says – reply to this

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what a cute lil kitty .. wonder if Kitty Hits the Pipe too .. hmmm
SHARO says – reply to this

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Seattle Hempfest Loves Perez Hilton! Keep up the 420 reports! Hug hug kiss kiss!
bokit says – reply to this

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doesnt look like a real cat to me. Poor kitty!
WTF says – reply to this

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THAT CAT BETTER BE FAKE!!! It's a foggy picture so I'm not sure.
MichaelFindlay says – reply to this

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I dont want know how the picture got taken. Someone cleaning her house must have done it.

I feel sorry for her, hope she gets the help shes needed for a while.
Rosebud says – reply to this

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I Fist u fools
Rosebud says – reply to this

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Re: size0 – r u smoking crack with Amy?
alici says – reply to this

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That cat is SOOOO Cute!!! His eyes look a little bugged out though but that's probably because he's sitting up next to the crack pipe getting high lol. Maybe he's fake but he's SOOO CUTE
Steph says – reply to this

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thats not a crackpipe you fat ass fudge packer
STEPH says – reply to this

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Awww i love amy whinehouse, but she really need to clean up her act. and at first i thought it was a realy cat…lol
Be-ya says – reply to this

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Crack is wack!!

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