Throat Infection=Poor Ticket Sales?

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Agyness Deyn's boyfriend, Albert Hammond, Jr. has cancelled his solo Australian tour because of a severe throat infection.

His reps say Hammond has lost his voice and had been advised against performing by his doctor.

However, Hammond was spotted skipping around New New York City with Agy on Tuesday!

He doesn't look very sick.

P.S. What do you think of Agy's new haircut?

We think it's pretty ridiculous. That's probably what she was going for.

[Image via Pacific Coast News.]

    Posted: Jul 30, 2008 at 5:30 pm / Email this  »

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    1. Lala says – reply to this


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      Looks like a DYKE!

    2. addy says – reply to this


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      i think she looks cute

    3. Alex says – reply to this


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      I think her hair is hideous.

    4. nobod says – reply to this


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      Isn't that Lindsay's girl/boy friend?

    5. KIM says – reply to this


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      saMAN's sister? Just as Gross!

    6. sTAR says – reply to this


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      The girl looks like McLuvin from Superbad

    7. ami says – reply to this


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      top 10?

    8. sTAR says – reply to this


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      close to first

    9. NANIE says – reply to this


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      FIRST?

    10. KATHY says – reply to this


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      U
      G
      L
      Y
      !

    11. chloe says – reply to this


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      she is so fuckin ugly and doesn't look like a model. please world forget about her and move on!
      and who the hell is him?



    12. 12

      Is that SaMANtha Ronson?

    13. Katel says – reply to this


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      umm i kinda like short hair
      but her hat is silly lookin
      im tired of hearing these so say musicans and thier sore throats goto work ((performing on stage with people adoring you)) faggles

    14. Cary says – reply to this


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      Albert's last girlfriend was a GEM! Catherine Pierce of The Pierces. Awesome group. Check them out!

    15. Get r says – reply to this


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      Just because he has a throat infection doesn't mean he is all bedridden. Just means he can't talk or sing. Since you know nothing you shouldn't be passing judgement.

    16. lalal says – reply to this


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      PEREZ!! That's the exact same haircut as sarah harding (of GA) got towards the end of last year. And the British press called her SPOCK!! Agyg isn't ovbiously a fashion leader but a follower!

      You should put that pic of Aggy next to a pic of Sarah's haircut and have a vote to who pulled it off the best.

    17. oy says – reply to this


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      Hey, Samantha Ronson cleans up pretty well.

    18. ILY says – reply to this


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      You dont need a voice to do shopping Perez.

      And I think she looks good as always.

    19. Nanie says – reply to this


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      she looks like a moran.. wtf is with the outfit and the bad hair.. atleast if she had a cute outfit it would probably cancel out the hair, but uh-uh, she really does look like saMAN's distant cousin or a sister that she never knew she had.. KEEP LEZLO AWAY! lol..

    20. Eh says – reply to this


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      I have one thing to say, Agyness looks
      like a fucking cleaner, and slightly prettier
      Samantha Ronson, so why does perez ADOREE
      Agyness and talk shyt about Samantha? i don't get
      it, they bof look like men!, just one's cleaner -____-

    21. STEPH says – reply to this


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      FIRST BITCHESSSSSS. PEREZ YOU SUCK

    22. JC says – reply to this


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      her haircut sort of looks like the way Sarah Harding from Girls Aloud had it.

    23. yo says – reply to this


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      6th =[

    24. gokd says – reply to this


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      5th?

    25. Joey says – reply to this


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      Whore!

    26. me says – reply to this


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      WHO ????

    27. hezzi says – reply to this


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      why is it insulting to look like a dyke, Lala? You do realize we are in the year 2008, right? homophobia is so yesterday. get over yourself.

    28. jo says – reply to this


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      i think her haircut is really cute - bangs look good on her.

    29. Aimee says – reply to this


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      Jesus, did you just say a bad word against your beloved Agy?

    30. joan says – reply to this


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      her hair looks super cute! first thing i thought when i saw the photo.

    31. greg says – reply to this


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      God you're fickle… Didn't you love her like 5 minutes ago?

    32. WoW! says – reply to this


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      she looks like SaMANtha Ronsons twin sister!!! lol

    33. Jenny says – reply to this


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      I think she is adorable…..nice to someone who doesn't fit into the cookie cutter mold.

    34. wtf says – reply to this


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      seriously, no one cares about either one of them. she's far too plain to be a supermodel, sorry perez.



    35. 35

      its not how everyone thinks its a ridiculous haircut, its how u flaunt it and i think thts wut matters… i have not clue if i made much sense there. xxx

    36. yeah says – reply to this


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      The super-short pixie cut that she had is really hard to grow out. That's what it looks like she is doing. I don't understand what people find attractive or interesting about her.

    37. Sassy says – reply to this


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      I love the new hair! Super cute!!

    38. blah says – reply to this


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      PEREZ,
      WHY ARE YOU OBSESSED WITH THIS AGYNESS GIRL? SHES UGLY! AND NO ONE KNOWS WHO YOURE TALKING ABOUT WHEN YOU MAKE A POST ABOUT HER!
      thanksbye.

    39. g says – reply to this


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      she is so hideous you like all the gross chicks agyness, rihanna…. but you talk so much shit about the good looking people maybe because your the uglyest fattest fag i have ever seen and u got to stick together

    40. melin says – reply to this


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      her hair cut looks like julie andrews in the movie the sound of music

    41. j says – reply to this


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      That girl is SO not pretty. I don't know why you are obsessed with her, Perez.

    42. um, n says – reply to this


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      Sorry but she is not cute. period.

    43. sarah says – reply to this


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      why do you talk about this person nobody knows? is it because she is canadian or something…i don't get it, she looks nasty, he boyfriend looks nasty, stop talking about this nobody!

    44. Danie says – reply to this


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      This woman is so ugly!

    45. epi says – reply to this


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      Re: nobod
      That's who I thought it was!

    46. blam! says – reply to this


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      if you have a throat infection that prevents you from singing it doesn't mean that you are so sick that you can't be around doing things. His throat is probably messed up enough that if he sang he'd ruin things. geesh, perez…i thought you'd be a bit more "in the know" than you are. you're pretty stupid about things. you really should ask someone you know who's in the music biz before you open your mouth and stay something really stupid.

    47. ZZ says – reply to this


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      I think she is overrated BUT I like her hair! It's very 60s, very Spock. The fringe alone is ridiculous but I think the pointy side bits make it work somehow.
      I hate the dress though…

    48. me says – reply to this


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      I'm just sayin' saMAN Ronson

    49. cooki says – reply to this


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      WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU????
      YOU LOVED HER 5 MINUTES AGO AND NOW YOU ARE DESTROYING HER???
      WTF??

    50. Pupa says – reply to this


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      He reminds me of the guy who lives in the garbage can at Sesame Street.



    51. 51

      She's so boring, plain and fake. The hair is cute though, makes her face look smaller.

    52. sarah says – reply to this


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      She looks very marria in sound of music

    53. Mel says – reply to this


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      That doesn't look like Albert Hammond Jr.

    54. sabri says – reply to this


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      i think she looks really cute

    55. Drew says – reply to this


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      NOOOOO!!! Stop doing drugs with your girlfriend Al, your getting too skinny!!!!!!
      NOOOOO!!! Stop doing drugs with your girlfriend Al, your getting too skinny!!!!!!
      NOOOOO!!! Stop doing drugs with your girlfriend Al, your getting too skinny!!!!!!
      NOOOOO!!! Stop doing drugs with your girlfriend Al, your getting too skinny!!!!!!
      NOOOOO!!! Stop doing drugs with your girlfriend Al, your getting too skinny!!!!!!
      NOOOOO!!! Stop doing drugs with your girlfriend Al, your getting too skinny!!!!!!
      NOOOOO!!! Stop doing drugs with your girlfriend Al, your getting too skinny!!!!!!
      NOOOOO!!! Stop doing drugs with your girlfriend Al, your getting too skinny!!!!!!
      NOOOOO!!! Stop doing drugs with your girlfriend Al, your getting too skinny!!!!!!NOOOOO!!! Stop doing drugs with your girlfriend Al, your getting too skinny!!!!!!
      NOOOOO!!! Stop doing drugs with your girlfriend Al, your getting too skinny!!!!!!

    56. chase says – reply to this


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      im here waiting to see when albert is coming to the states , wanting to see him in concert and waiting to see how he will influence the stroke new album next yr

    57. Elisa says – reply to this


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      I just have to say one thing; I HATE Agyness Deyn!

    58. ryan says – reply to this


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      everyone talking shit is a hater. she can rock any thing she damn well pleases cause shes a SUPERMODEL.

      read up bitches. agy knows fashion!

    59. nysro says – reply to this


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      Chances are , whatever he has, was caught from that Skank "model" he is fucking, er dating…

      that bitch looks like a walking disease trap.



    60. 60

      She looks exactly the same!

    61. mccau says – reply to this


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      gee now well never get to find out who this nobody is. Who are these people and who cares where they take their vacations?

    62. FReal says – reply to this


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      Does she keep him around to make her self look less hideous by comparison?

    63. PEREZ says – reply to this


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      perez always takes the chance to bitch on ronson because she BEAT HIM IN COURT…

      Seriously dude i love your site but get over it.

      Some of the hypocritical homophobic rubbish you write as an excuse to get at her makes you look like a douche

    64. Hilla says – reply to this


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      He looks GAYER than she does!



    65. 65

      *****************************************************
      TROUBLES IN PARADISE ALERT!!!
      Remember how this nobody used to be Perez's goddess??? Well now that she is sorta famous she doesn't want to be related or photographed next to PErez that's where all the hate is coming from… it's just a matter of hours or minutes till he starts drawing dicks or worst things around her face… I really don't care cause she is a nobody not even cute… Perez had this sick crush on her cause she looks like a gay 16 year old… we all know PErez likes those…

    66. j says – reply to this


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      throat infection???
      AHAHA ITS CALLED MONO!

    67. ummmm says – reply to this


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      ugliest couple ever.

      stop talking about this ugly bitch, no one gives a fuck about her.

    68. uBUGr says – reply to this


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      Hey Perez, was it you who gave him that throat infection?
      :l-

    69. ? says – reply to this


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      Who the hell are either of these two people?

    70. Tara says – reply to this


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      she's a super model??? can I ask why?????? or how??????
      does her daddy own a cosemtics company or something?
      I don't see the "model" in her.
      Now a days they make anyone a model- good in a way but get attractive regular people at least!

    71. Sue says – reply to this


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      Stupid hair but even uglier boyfriend. Yuck!

    72. Beano says – reply to this


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      I think she's rocking a new vulcan look. I like it!!!

    73. asscr says – reply to this


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      i wish 80's fashion won't make a comeback. She's wearing something I would have worn in 7th grade.. it sucks!!



    74. 74

      She got the Sarah Harding! Go watch the music video for "Girls Aloud-Call The Shots" and you will know what I'm talking about…



    75. 75

      Re: sTAR – haha, she totally does! perez you should do a seperated at birth with agyness and mclovin.

    76. joann says – reply to this


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      I have a bad mouth infection at the moment so I can say right now, you don't need to LOOK sick, to BE sick. I feel absolutely fine everywhere else, just sore as fuck in my mouth and can't speak or eat very well. It would be tough as a musician definitely.



    77. 77

      Re: PEREZ – im pretty sure perez kicked her ass, didnt she have to pay his legal fees.

    78. laura says – reply to this


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      that is one ugly-ass couple

    79. sam says – reply to this


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      That's the first harsh thing you've said about Agyness. o_O
      haha What happened to worshipping her??

    80. Gary says – reply to this


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      Oh Come On Perezious!!

      A Throat Infection Is Not exactly - Get Yourself To Bed & Stay There!!

      Retract Your Nails - This Is Lame Coming From You!!

      We Expect Better From You!!

    81. zombi says – reply to this


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      she looks cute, well, she's a supermodel after all, she looks good with anything!

    82. jenna says – reply to this


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      she looks like she is a vulcan (like spock) from star trek hahah



    83. 83

      This bitch is ugly and I do not understand how you could ever think she's cute. The haircut is just as stupid as the rest of her.

    84. lis says – reply to this


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      hair: totally cute
      throat: all good ['cept alchol] w anti-biotics

    85. lis says – reply to this


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      hair: totally cute
      throat: all good ['cept alochol] w anti-biotics

    86. Brand says – reply to this


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      new haircut? Agy is a model her hair is probably going to change in 2 days. and I think your weight is rediculus.
      xoxo B.

    87. Johnn says – reply to this


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      Haha, i love albert and she looks ferocious. Jealous?

    88. Chane says – reply to this


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      definetly ridiculous

    89. jen says – reply to this


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      agy looks like tom hanks son with blond hair!

    90. Ella says – reply to this


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      definetley ridiculous is rightt,,,good job chane!

    91. lynn says – reply to this


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      ZERO TICKET SALES is why he cancelled. He thought Aussies were suckers but we showed him!

    92. HAM says – reply to this


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      LIMP WRIST!!! He's sooo gay!

    93. cec says – reply to this


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      when the drs. tell him not to perform because he is sick, just means that he should not sing under any circumstances and limit talking. did not affect his motor skills

    94. peanu says – reply to this


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      In my books, she can do no wrong.

      Blah throat infections - will this never end?

    95. Lionh says – reply to this


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      You don´t have to look sick because of a throat infection.

    96. zombi says – reply to this


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      Re: PrettyCatEyes
      too bad you're ugly, if i had your face i wouldn't say crap about anyone!
      she's the cute one honey, deal with it ;)

    97. pj says – reply to this


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      I have no idea what you see so alluring in this model. She is about average for all intents and purposes. Not even very pretty.

    98. bitte says – reply to this


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      Who? Seriously? Who the fuck are either of these people?!

    99. Jacki says – reply to this


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      I think she can do whatever the hell she wants. She could make a shit stained burlap sack look fabulous.

    100. size0 says – reply to this


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      I want to be Perez for
      halloween this year.
      ————————
      Does anyone know where I
      can find a costume made of:
      fat, bear hair, shit, more fat,
      cum, marshmellows, PIG,
      retard genes, KATE PERRY,
      ass, more shit & weeds?
      I will pay a finders fee
      Thanks

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