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You Want A Piece Of Shia???

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Some [fill in the blank] people are trying to profit from Shia LaBeouf's car drunk driving accident last weekend.

A new auction has popped up on eBay selling debris from the accident!!!

The listing states:

"Shia LaBeouf truck debris from his L.A. crash"

This is your chance to own a piece of Hollywood History

Like the moronic driving-challenged Hollywood geniuses of the past… Paris, Nicole, Britney, Brandy, Lindsay, Mischa, Kiefer… now comes the one with the dumbest name of them all… Shia!

Own a piece of his shame

Shia's Truck Debris

I just happen to live a few blocks from the crash site and collected some leftover souvenirs… broken glass and some plastic pieces from Shia's truck. (some of the pieces can be from the car he hit but his truck flipped and definitely suffered more damage) The debris was collected afterwards and was in the public domain on the street. a.k.a. it's legal.

The pictures show where the accident happened. You can see the debris scattered on the street in the middle of the road.

Get this piece of history before he spends 2 hours in jail and learns a lesson he will quickly forget.

The current bid is only $0.99 cents and the auction will end on August 2nd.

Happy bidding if you're into that sort of thing!

129 comments to “You Want A Piece Of Shia???”

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  1. rober says – reply to this


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    Someone needs to slap this bitch.

  2. asfj says – reply to this


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    hahahahah YES

  3. alex says – reply to this


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    1st? dammmit!!

  4. =) says – reply to this


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    1

  5. first says – reply to this


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    WHAT I DOUCHE



  6. 6

    "Own a piece of his shame?????" He already manned up and owned it, by taking responsibility for his actions.

  7. heath says – reply to this


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    Wow….that's all I can say. Wow.

  8. first says – reply to this


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    I MEAN WHAT A DOUCHE

  9. kim says – reply to this


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    i love you shia!

  10. Robyn says – reply to this


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    how fucking stupid! or as perez would say STOOPID!!!

  11. Burn says – reply to this


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    first… =)

  12. raul says – reply to this


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    ya i want his pretty cock in my mouth and butt…………………

  13. Kate says – reply to this


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    Stupid.

  14. Danie says – reply to this


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    Whatever dude, Kiefer is the dumbest name.
    But Kiefer is still way awesome.

  15. v. says – reply to this


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    LMFAO

  16. Burn says – reply to this


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    first??? =)

  17. britt says – reply to this


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    this is lame. and i dont think it should be profitted on.



  18. 18

    I've just had a look at it, love love love shia but wouldn't buy broken glass from a car that was involved in an accident with him! These people are sad money grabbing b*sturds putting that on ebay! Hahaha!

  19. BEE` says – reply to this


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    wow some people really need money. Why would anyone ever do this.

  20. crap says – reply to this


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    Since when is shit like this hollywood history? No it's another car wreck which in LA are a dime a dozen.

  21. ddddd says – reply to this


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    wtf? weird ass people



  22. 22

    I'd rather have some of Pharrell's soon to be removed skin :P

  23. Saman says – reply to this


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    Anything for a buck. Stupid greedy Americans.

  24. douch says – reply to this


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    from one douche to another right?

  25. tia says – reply to this


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    i wanna be first

  26. jamie says – reply to this


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    That is sad. I think he handled the situation really well considering…much better than the flakes mentioned in the listing. I think he needs to be left alone and allowed to handle this as an adult and with whatever dignity he can muster.

  27. jessa says – reply to this


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    FIRST!

    AHAH

    im gonna bid

  28. jessa says – reply to this


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    FIRST!

    AHAH

    im gonna bid

  29. jessa says – reply to this


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    FIRST!

    AHAH

    im gonna bid

  30. no says – reply to this


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    it could be debris from any road. people are just dumb to even list this shit.

  31. MissS says – reply to this


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    what a bunch of IDJITS!

  32. hello says – reply to this


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    that's pretty funny

  33. Me says – reply to this


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    I would bid on Shia, himself…..but not the debris from his accident.

  34. grey says – reply to this


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    LOL OMG. we at thegreylist.com think this barely qualifies for a piece of "hollywood history" t4p

  35. josh says – reply to this


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    IM THE HIGH BIDDER RIGHT NOW!

  36. Rezz says – reply to this


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    I don't know what is more pathetic- the person who actually picked it up off the street and put it on EBAY or the jackasses bidding on garbage??? Hmmm…. I am gonna go with the bidders on this one. At least the seller is making some moola off these unfortuante and sad sacks.

  37. ams says – reply to this


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    omg, i would never buy this ish, but this guy's commentary is hilarious and TRUE.

  38. Laure says – reply to this


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    Bids are currently at $20.00

  39. oonr7 says – reply to this


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    perez… how are you any different than this person selling pieces of the crash? You both make money off celebrities.



  40. 40

    It's up to $20.50 now! I'm interested to see how much it will actually go for. It could potentially go for hundreds because of how competitive people are.



  41. 41

    This kinda shit makes me embarrassed to be American. Sorry rest of the world, this is how we live, expecially in Los Angeles…sad…fucking sad.

  42. winny says – reply to this


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    HAHAHAH some people are willing to pay 20 dollars for that crap



  43. 43

    good job perez, now its only getting bids bc u posted it on here, way to encourage the idiots.

  44. kjer says – reply to this


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    ló jest słit.

  45. cryst says – reply to this


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    How STOOPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…. what a jerk….

  46. ryan says – reply to this


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    I'd pay $100 for a vial of his cum.

  47. OMG says – reply to this


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    OMG its up to $54!!! Somebodys gonna pay $54 for debris?!?!?!?

  48. the s says – reply to this


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    i just bid $50+ … but I'm losing already :(

  49. weuf says – reply to this


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    i just checked e-bay and the current bid is $54. wtf who would bid on this??

  50. meh says – reply to this


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    haha its already up to 54…

  51. jesus says – reply to this


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    that's one way of making money from nothing!

    stop bidding you assholes!

  52. Oweno says – reply to this


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    I'd be ashamed that I'm so strapped for cash I had to scavenge bits of debris from the scene of a celebrity car accident. "Yeah, this is the front end of Shia's car when he got that dui in 2008. I think it really compliment my collection of Britney's hair when she brokedown and shaved her head." Bleeping lame! Get a real Job.

  53. lsfh says – reply to this


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    WTF??? SOMEONE IS BIDDING $82. THIS IS CRAZYYY

  54. kate says – reply to this


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    Now it's up to $54… w/ 3 days left… it's a good idea for the guy selling it, as long as he doesn't somehow get sued or something. Easy money!

  55. lsfh says – reply to this


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    WTF??? SOMEONE IS BIDDING $102. THIS IS CRAZYYY



  56. 56

    It's up to 102.00 now - good grief.

  57. Yeah says – reply to this


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    Current bid… $0.99

    HAHAHAHAHAHA.

    "Own a piece of 'Hollywood History'"

  58. Bobbi says – reply to this


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    This is freaking rediculous….bidding now up to $79.99……I would rather give my money to a homeless shelter!

  59. kate says – reply to this


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    And now its at 140… its tripled in the about 10 min since I looked when I last posted! This is ridiculous!!!

  60. Aimee says – reply to this


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    I was totally gonna bid until i saw that it was up to $147…

  61. sabri says – reply to this


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    The bid is now $147.50!!!! WTF?!?!?! STUPID FUCKIN IDIOTS!!!

  62. hcat says – reply to this


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    good lord its up to $150!

  63. tanya says – reply to this


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    147.50…Im gonna laugh my ass off if someone pays like 5000 for that crap when they could actually go out and buy a used car for that much..

  64. Delia says – reply to this


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    Hey someone's gotta profit from that. The bid is up to $147.50 right now. there are 39 bids and it's only glass and some plastic from the cars. Somebody is that desperate.

  65. court says – reply to this


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    this is just sad…

  66. Hilla says – reply to this


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    It's up to $158, crazy.

  67. shelb says – reply to this


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    AHHAHA
    oohhmannn
    i looked and its like 158 bucks now.
    i wish i would have thought of that… lol

  68. cele says – reply to this


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    hes smart, hes making a profit from picking up garbage!

  69. Lala says – reply to this


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    No Thanks!

  70. Jamie says – reply to this


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    CURRENT BID 202.50… lol why would u pay for glass and some plastic….

  71. bling says – reply to this


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    wtf.. get a fuckin lifeeeeeee.. ithink ill take a shit and sell my feces on ebay will that sell? good lord



  72. 72

    $200+ now!



  73. 73

    LAME-O!

  74. ashle says – reply to this


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    its now 202 dolars

  75. sam says – reply to this


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    OMG $255 now!!!!!!

  76. Nick says – reply to this


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    I'll take a piece of shia–hopefully 7+



  77. 77

    this is redic and that guy is a cuntcake.

  78. Manda says – reply to this


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    First of all, he isn't doing anything more then you are, which is profiting off of "celebrity" mistakes. Second, you're encouraging people to feed into it since your advertising the sale…which makes me wonder if it is actually you selling it for a quick buck. Frankly, I don't think it's below you to do such a thing, you've taken any offer that comes your way no matter how much dignity you have lost in the process.

  79. steph says – reply to this


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    this is the funneist thing ive ever heard…. whats funnier is if you look at the price now!

  80. josh says – reply to this


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    The price on that shit is going up like wildfire! Lucky little bitch is gonna make a mint on that shit!

  81. Ducky says – reply to this


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    Re: oonr7 – Really eh. There is zero difference between the person behind the ebay auction and Perez Hilton, the media whore. They're both looking to profit off other's misery.

  82. Z says – reply to this


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    $510!?!?! ppl are so dumb and would buy anything!!

  83. marim says – reply to this


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    the bid is currently at: $690.44

    [July 30, 6:29pm EST]

    wooow.

  84. k8lin says – reply to this


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    it's up to 700$, i guess if somethings that important to you…….

    …..

    …..

  85. marim says – reply to this


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    i refreshed the page a couple times… its AMAZING….

    current price is: $730.44

    [July 30, 6:32pm EST]

  86. Hmm.. says – reply to this


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    UP TO $806!!! SOME PEOPLE ARE CRAZY!!!!

  87. niki says – reply to this


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    DUMMMMBBB

  88. Debbi says – reply to this


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    This is so fucking retarded… I can't believe anyone would actually want to bid on this, even if you are a fan of Shia.

  89. Jessi says – reply to this


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    OMG are you kidding me?? Its at $806 and still has 3 days to go. FOR GLASS AND SOME PLASTIC!!!! People are pathetic. Can't you spend your money on something better???

  90. Mered says – reply to this


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    Actually, I don't think it's THAT appalling of an idea. If the buyer is legitimate, what an ingenious way for the seller to make some pocket change! Would I bid on it? No way, especially since it's going for $806 already! But there will always be those people ready to profit from others' losses. This is nothing new.

  91. Mando says – reply to this


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    These have to be fake bids!!!!

    Current bid: US $1,525.00

  92. dkdj says – reply to this


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    hahahahahaha.

  93. me says – reply to this


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    You know what's really funny? Most of these bidders have brand new accounts and zero feedback. That's why their bidding like morons. They have no desire to actually pay for this crap. It's all just a joke. The final laugh will be on the seller, when he has to pay huge closing fees and has trouble collecting from these idiots. Unbelievable.

  94. sherr says – reply to this


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    Sadly, it is already past $1500. How pathetic are people to spend that kind of money on such crap.

  95. drew says – reply to this


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    I have a broken tail light, can we pretend it's from someone famous and trade it for a starbucks frapaccino?

  96. LO says – reply to this


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    haha its up tp 1525.00…lol fu*k in losers lol

  97. sandy says – reply to this


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    i don't think shia's fans are bidding
    it's just stupid
    if u like shia, go and buy his films
    i love u shia!!!!!!

  98. karen says – reply to this


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    yeah and now it is up to over $1500 As of 7:00EST crazy crazy!

  99. !!Hel says – reply to this


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    That shit's up to 1,525.00 what MORONS! Glass and plastic…..OMG LMAO!!

  100. sus says – reply to this


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    $1,625.00!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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