It's official! After fans have asked the right f*cking questions for months about who would star in the next season of True Detective, we finally have our answer!
Black magic woman Jessica Simpson is back to haunt you Cowboy fanatics!
She’s getting an early start on the cursing business.
According to a new report, Poppa Joe Simpson revealed that daughter Jess is planning on hanging with your football boys at their pre-season training camp up in Oxnard, CA (about an hour north of LA).
Joe was ALREADY spotted at the Cowboy camp over the weekend.
There's more bad news.
Poppa Simpson told a reporter, "She's coming to the games this year, so you better get ready. She's a fan from the beginning to the end."
Pops also had something to say about his boobalicious daughter's BF, Cowboy quarterback Tony Romo, "He better have the year of his life. I hope he does. He works hard — always working his game, always thinking about it."
Joe can't keep his meddling ways at bay. If Poppa keeps it up, Romo might break up with Jess.
We're sure y'all in Dallas are hoping for it!
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