Headline Of The Week Weak
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"Man tries to bike, swim and run away from police"
He's got gumption! CLICK HERE to read the article accompanying this headline.
[Image via WENN.]
Man tries to bike, swim and run away from police
A 29-year-old man accused of stealing a bicycle in Boston's North End tried to complete his own version of a triathlon to get away from police.
Police said Jason Duncan of Somerville rode the bike onto the North Washington Street Bridge, jumped off the bridge into Boston Harbor and swam to shore when they tried to arrest him Tuesday night.
He then ran down a harbor walkway before being caught.
Suffolk County District Attorney's spokesman Jake Wark says Duncan pleaded not guilty Wednesday in Boston Municipal Court to one count of larceny over $250. Bail was set at $500.
A message left with Duncan's attorney was not immediately returned Wednesday.
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lol
woowowow
Mmmmmmmmm David.
Perez, what's this you're calling AUTISTIC CHILDREN "RETARDS" are you serious???
Shame on you
WOW I PROBALLY GO TO THAT EXTREME
Boring. When did Perez get so boring?
HASHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHA
9 th yay…=]
So funny!!! And his bail is hardly anything.
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Why does the guy with the 'X' on his shit look like David Ducovney??
You shouldn't place an "X" over David's thick cock.
NICE COPY AND PASTE FROM YAHOO…YOU LAZY FAT FUCK
14!!
I live here and this story is so old. Perez, I used to like you, but then you became lame. Your stories are either old or stolen. Yawn.
PEREZ! YOU CROSSED OUT THE BEST PART!!! HE'S HOT!!!
Re: Jessi –
I concur!
Notice how no one is paying attention to the story. We just luvs us some David. Yuuuummmm.
I heard they were adding a police chase to the olympic triathalon this year…seriously! LoL
Sports Report: Jason Duncan, who came second in the new Boston Iron Man Escapathon, says he intends to work on his running skills while in prison training camp.
mmmmm thanks for the eye candy Perez….
Wow. David Duchovny is NOT aging well. He was such a hottie in the X-Files.
*tsk.tsk.*
Re: Slate – u sick fuck!!!
People who take stuff that doesn't belong to them should always get caught like this. Props to Suffolk County law enforcement for doing their job.
this is fuckin crazy!!! how the hell do you not get away!!!!!
Not long until this guy comes out with a late night informercial entitled "Ironman Training for Effective Law Enforcement Evasion."
mmm…What´s with Duchovny´s picture?? Don´t get why you used it…
Pshh. David Duchovny TOTALLY pulls of that…suit?
Haha that 'x' should be gone. He's fucking SEXYYYY.
You need the 'x' Perez…
:)
Re: Slate –
You win.
Seriously…
david is hot
THATS MY COUSIN YOOO!!!!! GO GET HIM JASON U MADE PEREZ HILTON UR FAMOUS!! WHATS NEXT COPS!!!!
David Duchovny is a HUNK!!!!!!!!