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"Man tries to bike, swim and run away from police"

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Man tries to bike, swim and run away from police

A 29-year-old man accused of stealing a bicycle in Boston's North End tried to complete his own version of a triathlon to get away from police.

Police said Jason Duncan of Somerville rode the bike onto the North Washington Street Bridge, jumped off the bridge into Boston Harbor and swam to shore when they tried to arrest him Tuesday night.

He then ran down a harbor walkway before being caught.

Suffolk County District Attorney's spokesman Jake Wark says Duncan pleaded not guilty Wednesday in Boston Municipal Court to one count of larceny over $250. Bail was set at $500.

A message left with Duncan's attorney was not immediately returned Wednesday.

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    33 comments to “Headline Of The Week Weak”



    1. 1

      FIRST

    2. chees says – reply to this


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      lol

    3. jamie says – reply to this


      3

      woowowow

    4. Jessi says – reply to this


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      Mmmmmmmmm David.

    5. MAG says – reply to this


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      Perez, what's this you're calling AUTISTIC CHILDREN "RETARDS" are you serious???
      Shame on you



    6. 6

      WOW I PROBALLY GO TO THAT EXTREME

    7. opini says – reply to this


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      Boring. When did Perez get so boring?

    8. ANGEL says – reply to this


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      HASHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHA

    9. NNN says – reply to this


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      9 th yay…=]



    10. 10

      So funny!!! And his bail is hardly anything. :)



    11. 11

      {{{{{{{{{{ x/filez…I zeen them all }}}}}}}}
      {{{{{{{{….I luv when people run }}}}}}}}}}}}}
      {{{{{{{{ from the Fuzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
      zzzzz I zaw the NewYork copz…beating a black man }zz
      }} yezterday on the newz..beating hiz kneez with a{{
      }} metal baton..it waz brutal//hiz commander juzified it{{
      zzz saying that the guy punched the cop/resisted zzzzzzz
      ……..it made me cry//and sick…AL Sharpton:: where R U????
      zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    12. CDubb says – reply to this


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      Why does the guy with the 'X' on his shit look like David Ducovney??

    13. Slate says – reply to this


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      You shouldn't place an "X" over David's thick cock.

    14. THIEF says – reply to this


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      NICE COPY AND PASTE FROM YAHOO…YOU LAZY FAT FUCK

    15. bobsa says – reply to this


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      14!!

    16. old says – reply to this


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      I live here and this story is so old. Perez, I used to like you, but then you became lame. Your stories are either old or stolen. Yawn.

    17. Gia J says – reply to this


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      PEREZ! YOU CROSSED OUT THE BEST PART!!! HE'S HOT!!!

    18. babe says – reply to this


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      Re: Jessi –

      I concur! :D

    19. Gia J says – reply to this


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      Notice how no one is paying attention to the story. We just luvs us some David. Yuuuummmm.



    20. 20

      I heard they were adding a police chase to the olympic triathalon this year…seriously! LoL

    21. smart says – reply to this


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      Sports Report: Jason Duncan, who came second in the new Boston Iron Man Escapathon, says he intends to work on his running skills while in prison training camp.

    22. Liz says – reply to this


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      mmmmm thanks for the eye candy Perez….

    23. HAHA says – reply to this


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      Wow. David Duchovny is NOT aging well. He was such a hottie in the X-Files.
      *tsk.tsk.*

    24. MELOM says – reply to this


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      Re: Slate – u sick fuck!!!

    25. Cheer says – reply to this


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      People who take stuff that doesn't belong to them should always get caught like this. Props to Suffolk County law enforcement for doing their job.

    26. sofie says – reply to this


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      this is fuckin crazy!!! how the hell do you not get away!!!!!

    27. Greed says – reply to this


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      Not long until this guy comes out with a late night informercial entitled "Ironman Training for Effective Law Enforcement Evasion."

    28. bebuz says – reply to this


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      mmm…What´s with Duchovny´s picture?? Don´t get why you used it…

    29. Jess says – reply to this


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      Pshh. David Duchovny TOTALLY pulls of that…suit?
      Haha that 'x' should be gone. He's fucking SEXYYYY.
      You need the 'x' Perez…
      :)

    30. Fawkz says – reply to this


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      Re: Slate –
      You win.
      Seriously…

    31. Jon says – reply to this


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      david is hot

    32. danie says – reply to this


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      THATS MY COUSIN YOOO!!!!! GO GET HIM JASON U MADE PEREZ HILTON UR FAMOUS!! WHATS NEXT COPS!!!!

    33. Lala says – reply to this


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      David Duchovny is a HUNK!!!!!!!!