If You Are Easily Offended….

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Madonna's backstabbing brother, Christopher, looking gorgeous at a book signing in Los Angeles on Wednesday night.

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Posted: Jul 31, 2008 at 1:00 pm / Email this »

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oisin says – reply to this

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1st
Laura says – reply to this

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That dude's alright in my book.
kylie says – reply to this

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bullshit!
sylvi says – reply to this

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first?
hes mean
mc says – reply to this

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28th
memem says – reply to this

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ASS!!
ASS!!
ASS!!
ASS!!
ASS!!
ASS!!
ASS!!
ASS!!
ASS!!
ASS!!
TwoGoofballs says – reply to this

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Whatever.
cm says – reply to this

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eww
ida says – reply to this

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bleurgh. What a foo fa
David says – reply to this

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first
sam says – reply to this

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hi
First says – reply to this

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Uno?
Big G says – reply to this

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People actually showed up for him?
mimi2 says – reply to this

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let him do his thing …shes a hack anyways ….booo vagdonna
icky says – reply to this

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Ugh, money whore
carly says – reply to this

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first
toad says – reply to this

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perez u suck
blah says – reply to this

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first
Madon says – reply to this

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I love Madonna but I commend him for doing this if it's true!
Jen says – reply to this

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uhhh nooo 1st???
TEAM says – reply to this

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HE IS DISGUSTING.. LOVE HOW HE MADE FUN OF YOU ON CHELSEA LATELY - NO ONE LAUGHED BECAUSE EVERYONE IS TEAM PEREZ!!!!!!!!!!

FIRST?
chris says – reply to this

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first
smoke says – reply to this

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lol
poozi says – reply to this

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Not too bad.
Gee says – reply to this

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Why so serious???
me says – reply to this

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jerk!
Rache says – reply to this

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Sexy chins!!!!!!!!!
Foxxe says – reply to this

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FIRST!
Anastasia says – reply to this

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*yawn*
SupreBecky says – reply to this

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ick. I can even see the resemblance.
poozi says – reply to this

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He appears more naturally good looking than his sister.
ME says – reply to this

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1st!!
longj says – reply to this

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Love, love, love, love the book!!!! I adore madonna and this was so different and refreshing and so real!!! you go christopher!!
coco says – reply to this

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he doesn't look that bad. no worse than that muscular, cheekless, freak that came out of the same womb as him.
jen says – reply to this

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first
jen says – reply to this

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first
kelly says – reply to this

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twinzees - mario
meme- says – reply to this

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What do you know - Madge's brother doesn't hold her in high esteem.
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Nor do I — the "publicity stunt" in adopting David fell flat — by the way, how come we are not hearing anything about him of late? Oh, that's right - the "stunt' didn't go over well.
asd says – reply to this

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FIRST BITCHES; EWWWWWWWW
ginge says – reply to this

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what's wrong with getting a little piece of the pie? A girls gotta eat!
ah says – reply to this

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ok
joe says – reply to this

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he has martian babies in his basement…and he has sex with them!
dvf says – reply to this

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??
ANNA says – reply to this

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I'm not offended at all by this picture.
kab says – reply to this

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he looks better then madge
sowro says – reply to this

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like brother like sister ;]
Truth says – reply to this

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TEAM CHRISTOPHER!
Hope he makes a billion…
she's a phony lamo.
Buck says – reply to this

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Perez, you are a good for nothing piece of s*it. Your website is nothing but copied material that you did not gather for yourself. You do nothing but steal info from everyone else and post it on this pathetic website. You make it look like you have gotten the material yourself. Your a thief and a skank!
Micha says – reply to this

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I'd hit it. Hes sexy..come on..
jenny says – reply to this

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Woho I hope I'm first!
Kara says – reply to this

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I'm glad he came out with his book, and I don't doubt anything that he says for a second. Madonna is a very manipulative human being and will screw over whoever she wants just to get where she wants to be.
jws says – reply to this

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Perez: You're not that far from being a troll yourself.
brook says – reply to this

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hes alright with me. Have you even read the book Perez? umm looks like someone is a bit of a bitch at times and its not always christopher! lol. he did alot for her over the years and didnt get paid shit. he should be sitting pretty right now but instead he had to right this book to get what it deserved. not to mention she doesnt take car of her family the way she should. with all that money she is so stingy
dudda says – reply to this

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I dont get it.
michi says – reply to this

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he looks identical to his sister.

quit kissing Madonna's ass, Perez.
Tootl says – reply to this

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Why so much negativity towards Chris??? We know Madonna is a MAJOR prima-donna be-atch but to be that way to your own brother is NOT COOL!
You know she treats anyone who isn't a big power player like they're Cinderella!! Her music & shows are great but her personality is cunty!
Sweet says – reply to this

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all you naysayers should just leave the guy alone. None of us grew up with Madonna, did we? NO. So who's to say. I am a huge Madonna fan but, I believe there is truth in what Christopher has to say. Like he said, He was born his Mothers son and will die his sister's brother. I imagine she is a control freak and a bitch. That has been evident for a long time now. I believe he has done this as a way to heal and seperate from Madonna. If you dont like what he's doing, DONT PAY ATTENTION!!!
Cater says – reply to this

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He looks utterly disturbed with his over sized forehead and slight squinted eyes.

Someone needs to call EXTREME MAKEOVER on this one.
ANNA says – reply to this

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and why do u call him "backstabbing" Perez?why don't u say how many people Madonna backstabbed to become so rich and famous?or do you think that she's a saint?
@v@ says – reply to this

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I hope Christopher is slowly getting his mojo back. I think he's suffered quite a bit, and I also hope he and his sister eventually get together and build a better mousetrap. He had some very legitimate beefs, IMHO. It takes two to tango. I don't think she's all bad, either, just some self-absorbed and myopic. Sometimes you don't realize you've hurt another until much later. He was gentle with her considering how he could have framed things. She closed the door and left him no choice, really, and its obvious he loves her and did what he felt he had to do.
Scuzz says – reply to this

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Perez my dear you are so dumb , its well known that Madonna ghost/co-wrote the book with Christopher
Melis says – reply to this

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The book is great~ I suggest you pick it up~
herbieblog says – reply to this

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how is this offensive
Hyde says – reply to this

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Scumbag. Why's anyone buying this shit? Exploiting your family SUCKS.
Music says – reply to this

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You guys have to check out the songs on here, they are crazy……go to myspace and look up Will Fister and the Pubic Zirconians
kathy says – reply to this

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Leave him alone…
If you read the book you'd see who the REAL troll is.
I used to worship Madonna, but she really is a heartless,
conniving CUNT.
He held back, too. Which she didn't deserve.
I don't care if she OWNS the music industry, she has certainly sold her soul
somewhere down the line and I couldn't respect her less.
rod says – reply to this

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Beauty genes obviously ribn in the family!
Chris says – reply to this

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HEY IS UGLY ASS A BITCH FUCK HIM
Asia says – reply to this

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He played your ass on Chelsea Lately Perez.
Pamel says – reply to this

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It's not so much that some of what he wrote may be true but that after all that Madonna has done for him, he goes behind her back and writes this book. He is trying to profit off his sister's life; that's cold. As for Madonna screwing people over in the past, she apologized publicy for any chaos she caused to anyone.
KimmySita says – reply to this

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i watched him on chelsea lately.. he is funny.
wat he was sayin about madonna.. seems to be true

its okay in my book too
laura says – reply to this

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If you really disapproved, Perez, you wouldn't talk about him or his book. Instead, you keep giving him tons of free press …
Orgon says – reply to this

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Wow…He hasn't aged well at all. He was really hot when he was younger.
KimmySita says – reply to this

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Re: Pamel – actually the only she did was give him a job. he was like her slavey assistant forever. he did everything for her too. he said on chelsea lately that she only sends her father tickets to see her show and nothing else. like if i were her i would do n e thing for my family with my money

but she doesnt.
GirlsAloud says – reply to this

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Why am I never offended by these things? And yet I always click on the damn link…
b says – reply to this

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-He looks just like she would if she were a regular person without the money to pay to be enhanced.
-It takes a lot of $$ and time to look like her. But I'd prefer to look like him, he doesn't look ill.
-And who really cares anyway? Madonna probably encouraged him to write the book, because any publicity is good publicity. Like we didn't already know she is a self-absorbed bitch. Surprise, surprise!
debsi says – reply to this

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Looking oh so Elton Johnish !!!!!!!!!!
OH says – reply to this

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He and Madonna are facially scarily very alike - anyway I'll mirror @v@ comments and hope they build bridges and realise they're actually quite similar in a lot of good ways and bad ways respectively and probably share the burden on blame equally. He enabled her behavior – she treated him poorly because of the enabled behavior – which isn't an excuse for that all. Anyway x
Abby says – reply to this

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I am currently reading his book, and it has completely changed my view of Madonna. I hope she holes herself up in a room and reads it, because she has a lot of explaining to do. I dont care if you are famous or NOT, you should never treat anyone especially family the way she has treated him. It is disgusting. Either read the book and form your own opinions or just keep your mouth shut.
Willi says – reply to this

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GREASY and FAT and Intoxicated..AND I heard one of his former lovers Bit off part of his Dick
What says – reply to this

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WHAT DOES "FIRST" MEAN??????
Lucy says – reply to this

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I believe that he and Madonna are in cahoots on this book. He did not do any serious damage and everyone knows he could have.
Marky says – reply to this

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Now here's someone who could be your father Mario. You and he look very similar and he's also a back stabbing bitch just like you.
Ms. L says – reply to this

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whats up with him ???????????
HI says – reply to this

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blind says – reply to this

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The book is probably a lot more fun than she is.
what? says – reply to this

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Why dont you post something that's really offensive? instead its the same stupid close-ups. whats so bad about that? jesus christ, post something actually shocking for once! like you used to!
CassyWilliams-xo says – reply to this

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Lookin gorgeous??
Uhm, I don't think so Mister. (:
Lookin fugly.
whate says – reply to this

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Perez, it is really ironic that your entire career is built off of hitting celebs below the belt, and yet this book bothers you so much. At least Christopher has a REAL relationship with the celebrity he writes about. Your entire life is built around bullsh*t that you just pass on from other sources! Christopher had a story worth telling– if you read the book you will see for yourself.
yes says – reply to this

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he's gross, but he still looks better than you
eatit says – reply to this

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Re: TEAM – um, everyone laughed and god knows i did….fuck you and your Team Perez
yes says – reply to this

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Re: Hyde – yeah exploiting your family sucks and that is exactly what his dumb bitch man beast sister did to him and the rest of his family…..so fuck her cause she totally deserves everything that comes to her
Bitch says – reply to this

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He looks like hes high on cocaine
fuck says – reply to this

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Re: Pamel – what the fuck has she done for him? abandoned her own brother because her good for nothing euro-trash husband is a closeted homosexual and can't control himself around other gay guys? abuse his talent and then screw him over when it comes to paying the bills? Fuck her, fuck you, fuck him, fuck Perez, fuck anyone that acts like they don't talk shit or have an opinion about celebrities or even their own family members. get over yourself!
MICHA says – reply to this

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I thought that was a chubby Michael Keeton at first.
s says – reply to this

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HAHA.
kim says – reply to this

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his book is so good! props to him for standing up for himself…that is if what he says is 100 percent the truth!
reverendramona says – reply to this

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"Does this look paunchy to you?"

Ummm…..
JJ says – reply to this

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Separated at birth Christopher and Perez.
kitty says – reply to this

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what does first mean?

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