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The new Mummy Film is getting shiteous reviews.
What?
Were you actually expecting it to be good????
Posted: July 31, 2008 at 3:45 pm
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Skip ItFiled under: Film Flickers
The new Mummy Film is getting shiteous reviews. What? Were you actually expecting it to be good???? Posted: July 31, 2008 at 3:45 pm
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duh
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I thought it looked ok
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and anyone who goes to see that is on crack
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KATY PERRY SINGLE IS A COVER BUT YOURE ON HER PAYROLL
SHE HAS SHITTY SONGS
GET OFF MILEYS BACK, SHE'S A BETTER SINGER ANYWAY AND DOESNT RELY ON GIMMICKS LIKE GIRLS GONE WILD TO SELL HER SONGS
figures …
Wasn't planning on seeing it anways! Go see X-Files instead! I know I am!
yes, because there are such great actors in it, except not…
first sukkahs!
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Not if it's not even got Mummy's in it, I like the Egyptian ones and Arnold Vosloo's really good in them, good cheesy fun! Don't fancy this one much though :/
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if your going to make a sequel then have all the same actors in it, i would go and see it but they have a different evie or whatever her name is, that;s the stupidest thing about sequels SMAE ACTORS PLEASE OR DON'T BOTHER!!!
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Yeah it doesnt look that great.
and what happened to his wifee?
second!!! NOOO
Reviews are for pussies…I would never go to the movies if I relied on reviews.
shitty reviews or not…..he's still hot!
DOESN'T MATTER…I'M STILL WATCHING IT!!! I'M PRETTY SURE IT'S GOING TO BE A HIT.
Yes, I was planning on watching it!
what's with the fucking remakes, people ?!
The first one was the only good one anyway.
sad… i liked the mummy series.
Who cares.
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The first 2 were great, so why wouldn't I expect it to be good also!
First! I love Brendan!!
Tastiota 4e!
nope looks like crap
I actually saw it Tuesday. It starts off good then just goes downhill from there.
*sighs* I loved the first one and the 2nd one wasnt too bad either!
nfc
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poop n pee
It looks like shit. They should never have made the new one.
Ebert gave it 3 stars. I dunno - I'd see it.
aw i was hoping that it would be good…
No. it's Brendan Fraser and the movie doesn't make any sense
you're shiteous
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Bad review? I guess I'll go. I always generally like movies the critics pan. I'm not jaded from watching too many movies.
Re: Sarah –
its not a remake idiot.
im gonna watch it…
i dont care what people say…!
Re: Aly – stfu
aaaaaaah i cant w8 to see that movie!
its gona be good
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Well no shit!
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HEY BRENDON FRASIER, go back to the 90's, nobody wants you here in the new millennium!!!!!!!
YEs, I expected it. I'm still watching it though.
I don't know…the review from Roger Ebert for it looks really good..
"" I was cheered by nearly every minute of it. I cannot argue for the script, the direction, the acting or even the mummy, but I can say that I was not bored and sometimes I was unreasonably pleased. There is a little immaturity stuck away in the crannies of even the most judicious of us, and we should treasure it."
"The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor" is the best in the series, and from the looks of it, the most expensive
iT DOES LOOK SHiTEOUS! BRANDON FRAYZER CON NOT ACT WORTH SHiT!
I loved it!!! It has the whole Brandon Fraser Mummy Charm as always!!!
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Make sure you see the abdominal snowman scene…and watch carefully!!! You will enjoy this!!!
Of course it is getting shitty reviews. Considering, historically that the Chinese don't mumify their dead. It seems that the creators are desperate to make a sequel they don't care about the context. The first and second were made well, but the second movie should have been the conclusion to the series. What is next… the main charactor's son ends up a decendant of Zeus and the entire family goes to Greece to take on the Titans. Only Cronus the King of the Titans is his grandfather so Brandon Frasier can't save the day.
Yes, I had an advanced screening!!!
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Thanks Richmond, Style Weekly!!!!
GRAVEEEEEEEEEY… whotf are you anyway perez you're a mean bitchy queen that gets more bitter every day
I've heard that this movie is a waste of time and money.
Baron, I think you have an idea!!! Time for you to cash in!!!
As a fan of the first two mummy films…I was hoping that this one wouldn't be as bad as I expected it to be…..it was. It was overly cheesy, and not in a good way. The setting is mid 1940's Asia…so they were trying to give it that dick tracy overly romantic feel, but with the bad one liners it just took away from it all. What made the movie good? one word…yetti.
i LOVED the 1st two, but i def did not expect this one to be good. it should have taken place in Egypt again, not freakin China
He was on Elliot In the Morning today (in Richmond, DC, and Baltimore areas) and was HIGHlarious. They were playing the clip of him at the Nascar race saying Gentleman start your engines (he got pretty into it). I wont go to the theaters to see this but will def. rent it when it comes out on DVD.
of course its shitty. his real wife isn't in it its some blonde bimbo.
it looks like it's going to have a sucky plot, but who really cares. Jet's in there, I'm going to watch it no matter what these reviews say. Everyone has different taste in movies and I never go to one b/c of the reviews. I go for the sheer enjoyment and the escape.
First and foremost, MUMMIES DO NOT EXIST IN CHINA. This means that the entire premise of the story is a huge waste of time. I have no idea what the hell the writers were thinking. Hollywood needs to stop making crappy sequels/re-makes!
GO FUCK A MONKEY PEREZ! that movie has been getting good reviews.. looks like you managed to find one bad one.. did you blow him for it?
since i heard it wasn't anymore an egypt mummy i said that it would be shiteous but anyway i'll watch it because i have nothing interesting to do this week
brendon frasier is the worst actor that ever lived.
and this movie will suck ass.
The problem is that nobody has a fucking imagination anymore. These movies are n't supposed to be believable, I mean look at Dr Jones resurecting an alien space ship…give me a fucking break, what a piece of crap that was. The movie is about special affects and suspension of disbelief.
Yes I am expecting it to be good… I loved both of the other ones. I will judge for myself, I never go by what so called critics or you say!
well I saw the movie today
…… and I kinda liked it
It's not a major piece of movie, it's not an epic, it's just a good fun movie nothing else
Disappointed about Rachel Weisz, going to see it anyway…
I loved this movie! I can't believe it got such bad reviews - it's my favorite one of all the trilogy!
I'm going to see it no matter what, and I'm sure it will be a blast. People are too critical. It's just entertainment.
Well Batman Suck and got get reviews so go see the Mummy.
well it can't be worst than the second one!!! The only reason i watched it all the way through was to see if it could get any worse… it didn't disappoint!
Just watch it to see both the worst acting AND the worst special effects rolled into one - makes for pure comedy!
One does get tired of seeing the same movie over and over.
uhh that's just one review perez. i'm going to wait till tomorrow when all the reviews come out and read them then.
Well, no shit.
I still wanna see it cuz of the dragons.
I seriously think that they were on meth when they made another one.
They should've released it earlier…WAY earlier if they wanted it to be better…
u always say that perez and most of the movies have been in the top 5 so shut up… i'm gonna see this movie.
Why the fuck do I want to listen to what someone I don't even know has to say? I HATE HATE HATE movie reviewers…it's just their own personal opinion of something. Who are they to say what's good and what's bad? They don't know me or millions of other movie goers out there…so why the fuck do they have the say-so to piss on or thumbs up a movie? I like the Mummy movies…and this one looks to be a helluva lot better than the second one, so I'm already anticipating seeing it. Plus it has a kick-ass fight scene with Jet-Li and Michelle Yeough in it…how the hell can that be bad???????????????
I'm not expecting it to be good but my husband and I saw The Mummy on our first date in 1999. The second Mummy came out in May a few years later so we did an anniversary viewing. Kind of tradition to see all of them now…no matter how crappy they get.
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Jet Lee and Jacky Chen are two old farts who make crappy movies. Same old stories, same stunt. Only idiots pay to watch them. When I see Jet Lee in Mummy, I know it's a bad movie already.
I'm going to go see it anyway. What do they know?
Screw reviewers!!!! Jet Li RULZ!!!!!!…times like these brain candy is good
im prolly gonna just see it for kicks…its not the same as the first two so no wonder it sucks already
Meh I don't trust critics. These are the same people that said Atonement had "strong performances, brilliant cinematography" Yeah it also had me pondering just why the f*&k I had wasted 2 hours and 13 minutes of my life on a training video for anorexia. The only entertainment I got was from trying to count all the ribs on Keira Knightley. DOOD EAT something! POINT IS: Don't believe everything the critics-or fat hispanic gay dudes-say.
Perez….. Maybe if there was a FAT, GAY, CUBAN Mummy maybe then would it be a good movie.
Wow, it almost seems as if Perez is getting paid to constantly bash Brendan Fraiser. Hmmm. I really don't get it. He's not that bad! I mean sheesh ya he's getting older but he's still getting jobs and I like him! I don't get the hate Perez. Jealous? What did Brendan Fraiser do to you?! Back off and keep making fun of whores like Lindsey Lohan and SamRo. Who fucking cares you fat insecure prick?
SOooo not skipping it I'm looking forward to seeing it I don't listen to others reviews I listen to mine and plus it's got Jet Li so I'm sure it'll have some Action pack stuff meaning Kung Fu stuff that's what I'm going to see.
are you kidding?
going to be a great movie! and brendan frasier=awesome
those critics need to eat their own shit they don't know what the hell they're talking about
They are spitting movies out like watermellon seeds these days. And it shows.
why did they have to make this stupid movie? i loved the first mummy, and jet li is LEGENDARY. stop making shitty films just ’cause it's hollywood!
I've always thougt the mummy films were a little bit…cheezy? I'm kinda only seeing it because Jet Li is in it. I hope he is doing a good job in the film!
It actually WAS good. Reviews me shit unless you trust someone else's opinions and can't think for yourself. I personally was expecting it to be shit, but honestly it was suprisingly good…great effects, Jet Li's the shit, the son is hot.
See it for yourself. Make ur own judgement.
I'll still see it because Jet Li is in it.
Hmm, Roger Ebert, an erudite, educated, articulate professional gives it 3 stars.
Perez Hilton, amateur illiterate bellwether, passes along third-hand gossip that it's not good without seeing it.
Thanks, Roger!