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Guess That Ass Scratcher

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It happens to all of us!

Who was snapped picking his wedgie???

CLICK HERE to find out!

[Image via KM Press Group.]

It's The Pivert, in L.A. on Thursday.

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Posted: August 1, 2008 at 4:15 pm

128 comments to “Guess That Ass Scratcher”

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  1. Santa says – reply to this


    1

    Herpes?

  2. andre says – reply to this


    2

    weird.

  3. gared says – reply to this


    3

    Diggin' for gold!

  4. laur says – reply to this


    4

    he's a cool jew

  5. jess says – reply to this


    5

    nice

  6. Kimmy says – reply to this


    6

    Bummer!



  7. 7

    Pivert!

    1



  8. 8

    Jeremy Pervert…my balls itch too.

  9. laur says – reply to this


    9

    i like him in the gap ad

  10. jojol says – reply to this


    10

    love me some jeremy..

  11. sp says – reply to this


    11

    wow thats sexy

  12. Saman says – reply to this


    12

    first.

  13. brian says – reply to this


    13

    first…ew

  14. woop1 says – reply to this


    14

    This wouldn't happen if he would wipe better!

  15. aliso says – reply to this


    15

    pick it….pick it GOOD

  16. WWWW says – reply to this


    16

    who the heck is that?

  17. Mary says – reply to this


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    WIN
    I totally called that.

  18. erin says – reply to this


    18

    first?

  19. ally2 says – reply to this


    19

    first

  20. lesli says – reply to this


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    sexy

  21. amand says – reply to this


    21

    first?

  22. lesli says – reply to this


    22

    YEEEEAAA!!! =D

  23. laure says – reply to this


    23

    first?

  24. mrs.e says – reply to this


    24

    1st!

  25. Yo says – reply to this


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    Lol gross.

  26. chic says – reply to this


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    Great Shabby Chic stuff
    www.ReVampedChic.com

  27. afslk says – reply to this


    27

    FIRST

  28. gkfjk says – reply to this


    28

    haha first

  29. bRITT says – reply to this


    29

    First? and Haha

  30. abs says – reply to this


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    i guessed it!

  31. Julie says – reply to this


    31

    I don't care what you say, I think he's hot.

  32. skipp says – reply to this


    32

    Is it possible? Am I FIRST!?!

  33. lkjh says – reply to this


    33

    he is soooooooooooo fine. yummy.

  34. Susan says – reply to this


    34

    First

  35. LA says – reply to this


    35

    Lol! I thought it was Brad Pitt!

  36. pop says – reply to this


    36

    ooh!

  37. Jane says – reply to this


    37

    Should have known…

  38. linds says – reply to this


    38

    whattttt

  39. baba says – reply to this


    39

    Oh my! Love asses.

  40. dave says – reply to this


    40

    1st

  41. Karen says – reply to this


    41

    EW! First

  42. ant says – reply to this


    42

    haha

  43. arrdd says – reply to this


    43

    we

  44. Heath says – reply to this


    44

    He is beautiful. Even picking his ass.

  45. boo says – reply to this


    45

    i thought so!

  46. bet says – reply to this


    46

    ewww piven….. digging in

  47. tami says – reply to this


    47

    figures

  48. first says – reply to this


    48

    first!

  49. erin says – reply to this


    49

    i love him hes so funny

  50. Paula says – reply to this


    50

    Grosss



  51. 51

    I knew it just didn't know his name!

  52. 1st! says – reply to this


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    So Piven picks his ass and all of a sudden it's socially significant? What does it say about society, if this is what has become discussion worth. What does this say about me?

  53. Elain says – reply to this


    53

    Who's that???…Random!



  54. 54

    whos he again?

  55. bec says – reply to this


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    i thought it was penn badgley..



  56. 56

    omg wow

    youve lost loads of weight thats amazing :)

    hot!



  57. 57

    gotta b a jew
    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
    I luv jewzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  58. ANDY2 says – reply to this


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    Fuck yeah!! I'll scratch his ass anytime!! I want this boy to squat over my face so I can sniff, suck, lick, and eat out his asshole!!!!
    Fuck yeah!! I'll scratch his ass anytime!! I want this boy to squat over my face so I can sniff, suck, lick, and eat out his asshole!!!!
    Fuck yeah!! I'll scratch his ass anytime!! I want this boy to squat over my face so I can sniff, suck, lick, and eat out his asshole!!!!
    Fuck yeah!! I'll scratch his ass anytime!! I want this boy to squat over my face so I can sniff, suck, lick, and eat out his asshole!!!!
    Fuck yeah!! I'll scratch his ass anytime!! I want this boy to squat over my face so I can sniff, suck, lick, and eat out his asshole!!!!
    Fuck yeah!! I'll scratch his ass anytime!! I want this boy to squat over my face so I can sniff, suck, lick, and eat out his asshole!!!!

  59. aaaaa says – reply to this


    59

    who is he?

  60. wtf says – reply to this


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    PEREZ DON'T TRY TO ACT LIKE YOU DON'T HAVE YOUR FINGER UP YOUR ASS 24/7
    PEREZ DON'T TRY TO ACT LIKE YOU DON'T HAVE YOUR FINGER UP YOUR ASS 24/7
    PEREZ DON'T TRY TO ACT LIKE YOU DON'T HAVE YOUR FINGER UP YOUR ASS 24/7
    PEREZ DON'T TRY TO ACT LIKE YOU DON'T HAVE YOUR FINGER UP YOUR ASS 24/7
    PEREZ DON'T TRY TO ACT LIKE YOU DON'T HAVE YOUR FINGER UP YOUR ASS 24/7
    PEREZ DON'T TRY TO ACT LIKE YOU DON'T HAVE YOUR FINGER UP YOUR ASS 24/7
    PEREZ DON'T TRY TO ACT LIKE YOU DON'T HAVE YOUR FINGER UP YOUR ASS 24/7
    PEREZ DON'T TRY TO ACT LIKE YOU DON'T HAVE YOUR FINGER UP YOUR ASS 24/7
    PEREZ DON'T TRY TO ACT LIKE YOU DON'T HAVE YOUR FINGER UP YOUR ASS 24/7
    PEREZ DON'T TRY TO ACT LIKE YOU DON'T HAVE YOUR FINGER UP YOUR ASS 24/7
    PEREZ DON'T TRY TO ACT LIKE YOU DON'T HAVE YOUR FINGER UP YOUR ASS 24/7

  61. lou says – reply to this


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    does anyone else remember when this dude was BALD on the ellen show years back? how come no one ever calls him out for his HAIR PLUGS!!! double ass standard.

  62. kate says – reply to this


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    duechebag

  63. Sylvi says – reply to this


    63

    YEAH I GUESS IT!

  64. swat says – reply to this


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    His momma din't wipe him good that day.

  65. MANEA says – reply to this


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    OMG! I WOULD DO DO THIS MAN! I LUV HIM. SEXY MOTHER F!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    DAMN U KNOW HE IS GOOD IN BED!
    I WOULD LIKE A TASTE OF THAT GOODIE..BOTH THE BACK AND THE FRONT….
    GIVE HIM 2 ME FOR 1 NIGHT.



  66. 66

    Nice!

  67. kt says – reply to this


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    obviously piven!

    no one else has that car (is that short)

  68. Erica says – reply to this


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    Before I even scrolled down I said outloud, "It's The Pivert".. too funny.

  69. Bilbo says – reply to this


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    I don't know whether to be proud or ashamed that I was able to guess correctly… :/

  70. lisa says – reply to this


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    Re: lou – OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO REMEBERED THIS ASSHOLE WHEN HE WAS LICKING ELLEN'S ASS ON HER SHOW AND NOW HE GETS PLUGS AND THINKS HE'S SO HOT!!! HE TRIED TO PICKUP MEGAN FOX AND SHE WALKED AWAY FROM HIM!! HE'S AS ASS!!!

  71. tlg says – reply to this


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    haters…he is hot..



  72. 72

    ew…and look at the man-boobs

  73. loveh says – reply to this


    73

    I love Jeremy Piven! can't wait for a new season of Entourage!

  74. Rude says – reply to this


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    Re: ANDY2 –

    LOL I LOVE YOU ANDY 27

  75. tobi says – reply to this


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    dumb hat

  76. HAM says – reply to this


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    I thought so! I could smell him a mile away! He's awesome!

  77. meaga says – reply to this


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    judging by that ridiculous looking hat, i was going to guess brad pitt.

  78. presh says – reply to this


    78

    Who??

  79. FReal says – reply to this


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    I knew who it was by his corny fucking hat. Does he shop with Kevin Spacey and Brett Michaels?

  80. s says – reply to this


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    HAHA. So sexy.

  81. LAMS says – reply to this


    81

    Do you think that he smelled his fingers when he was done????

  82. jess says – reply to this


    82

    dig deep man lol

  83. Itali says – reply to this


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    The Pivster is too cool…. I've said it before and I'll say it again… he's one tasty dish of hot beef!



  84. 84

    HAHA… I totally knew who that was. The hat gave it away.

  85. wtf? says – reply to this


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    How is that sexy? you nasty filthy bitches? he's picking his fat ass and touching is dick.. He looks like he smells like ass and his face is gross.

  86. josep says – reply to this


    86

    Remember Piven before the rug?

  87. Yanke says – reply to this


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    I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHY PEOPLE THINK THIS DUDE IS HOT. TO ME HE'S HOT LIKE A STEAMING PILE. HE'S NASTY. ICK.

  88. simon says – reply to this


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    thought it was DORF!!!

  89. SB says – reply to this


    89

    I thought it was TR Knight. That would have been funnier. :)

  90. uBUGr says – reply to this


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    PERESite, not everyone is thrilled by ass-scratching like you, YOU IMMATURE GEEK. The only slug lower than you, is the slug that took the picture.
    :l-

  91. whost says – reply to this


    91

    Would've been way hotter if it was Joaquin…

    Mmmmm….

    Hot!!

  92. Zer says – reply to this


    92

    Thought it was Robet Downey Jr



  93. 93

    Yah, but the folks in Chicago have had to contend with him sticking his hand inside his pants and then shoving it under their noses as he tries to prove that it doesn't stink.



  94. 94

    who the hell is he??!!

  95. DEUCE says – reply to this


    95

    Raffa Nadal got a haircut?



  96. 96

    first off whats pivert? second…. who cares, everyone picks a wedgie.

  97. FART says – reply to this


    97

    EVERYONE PULLS THEIR UNDERWEAR/PANTS OUT OF THEIR ASS. NATALIE PORTMAN HAD HER HAND INSIDE HER PANTS ONCE TALKING ON THE PHONE IN A PARK. SMELL MY FINGERS!!!!!!!!!!!

  98. LP says – reply to this


    98

    I was watching Oprah once and they had a Dr on that said when your butthole itches it's actually as a result of tiny worms trying to come out of it. I swear to GOD I didn't make that shit up!!!!!!

  99. LP says – reply to this


    99

    Re: lou – I agree! I remember all the bad mocies he was in in the early to mid 90's——NO HAIR! I still like him tho

  100. Linds says – reply to this


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    Looks like he's wearing those little pedicure slippers they give you at salons. Haha.

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