Separated At Birth

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Left: Janice Dickinson. Right: Aerosmith's Steven Tyler.

    Posted: Aug 1, 2008 at 4:45 pm / Email this  »

    86 comments to “Separated At Birth”



    1. 1

      Now that shit was right on….Janis is looking more like a fish every day, but I still love her.



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      First



    3. 3

      Oh, and fucking first cock sucking jackoffs.

    4. Ameli says – reply to this


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      HAHA.

    5. angie says – reply to this


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      hehehe thats good

    6. ktues says – reply to this


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      holy moly…

    7. lalal says – reply to this


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      hahahaha. maybee first. this is funny lol

    8. Mary says – reply to this


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      finally someone agrees with me! :bows down to perez:



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      really? i thought janice was on the right… oops.

    10. mishy says – reply to this


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      lol they really do look alike

    11. emmie says – reply to this


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      yeah, but he's hotter :)

    12. saSSy says – reply to this


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      FIRST!!!!!!!!!!

    13. lizzy says – reply to this


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      and i thought i was the only one who noticed the resemblance. thank you, perez.

    14. Poop says – reply to this


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      Hahahahahahahahahahhahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    15. woop1 says – reply to this


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      oof! Scary!

    16. furst says – reply to this


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      furst

    17. Mike says – reply to this


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      How old is that pic of Steven Tyler??? It looks like it was taken before he had all that (horrible) plastic surgery

    18. zzzz says – reply to this


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      zzzzzzz

    19. fsdaf says – reply to this


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      HAHAH TRUE!!! ldfjkasdf asdf

    20. moe says – reply to this


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      ha ha! ur right. first?

    21. yep says – reply to this


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      LOL I love Perez, even if I don't agree with everything he says.

    22. manda says – reply to this


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      oh be kind, steven at least has always looked like that. and i do adore steven tyler til the day i die.

    23. Janic says – reply to this


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      Gosh Perez, leave her alone! She looks great with no makeup and certainly doesn't look like Steven Tyler!!

      You, by the way, already look like you're in your mid 40s with your whale blubber.

    24. Hot T says – reply to this


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      So right on!

    25. HAM says – reply to this


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      Right on the money!

    26. zap says – reply to this


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      Don't like his music as I like real rnr but Steven had/has the sexiest rockstar style/clothes ever. And Janice is an old miserable bitch I wanna kick in the cunt!



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      zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
      zhez gonna luv U 4/that
      zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    28. miley says – reply to this


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      mr.perezhilton…you are mean you are totally worthless and so is this website……i just go here to see all the shit you write about theses ppl how would you like ppl to write like this about you ….i think its time….you are a worthless scum bag and you definetly should not be calling ppl ugly…i mean…do you own a mirror …ou are such a fucking jackass!!~!!

    29. Amy says – reply to this


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      perez hilton, do you ever think that you're going to hell? lol just wondering…

    30. Kala says – reply to this


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      Really freaky how close that is! Perez watch out she is gonna get ya!

    31. Chloe says – reply to this


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      HeeHee Iii See Itt ! x



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      HAHHAHAHHA
      YOURE SOOO MEAN….!

    33. Bree says – reply to this


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      Steven Tyler is much prettyier though haha

    34. nati* says – reply to this


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      She still looks way better than Madonna… wich kindda means Steven Tyler looks better than Madonna w/out makeup… Jah!

    35. Kera says – reply to this


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      call me crazy, but I'd still fuck him in a second.

    36. Sugah says – reply to this


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      OMG! That's hysterical! Aren't they close in age? LOL!

    37. meme- says – reply to this


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      Sorry Perez - Janice looks GREAT for 53.

    38. meme- says – reply to this


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      GO NATI* !!!!!

      I COMPLETELY AGREE WITH YOUR STATEMENT:

      She still looks way better than Madonna… wich kindda means Steven Tyler looks better than Madonna w/out makeup… Jah!

    39. Purpl says – reply to this


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      RE: Cait

      Leave Perez alone, you catty twat!

    40. presh says – reply to this


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      Steve may be unfortunate looking, but at least he has talent. What does she have?

    41. MRP says – reply to this


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      Perez, Please do a Predator - Maria Shriver separated at birth.
      They have the same face.

    42. wilma says – reply to this


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      WHAT AN INSULT TO STEVEN TYLER!



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      GROSSSSSSSSSS

    44. Yanke says – reply to this


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      LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    45. Sunsh says – reply to this


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      Thank you! That's the first thing I thought about when I saw her photo.

    46. jacki says – reply to this


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      hahaha!!!! Thank you Perez I was just wondering this morning when I saw Janis Dickenson's picture why you haven't done serperated at birth with Steven Tyler!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

    47. MArcu says – reply to this


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      JANICE IS UGLY!!!!!!!!!!!!! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

    48. sam says – reply to this


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      perez, you just used this pic to show how beautiful she was..
      make up your damn mind!!

    49. kiki says – reply to this


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      Oh NO YOU JUST DIDN"T!! How dare you make fun of my boyfriend Steven Tyler!

    50. Smack says – reply to this


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      She looks more like that guy on Flipping Out to me. Same lips less botox

    51. NICOL says – reply to this


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      PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ.
      you jackass.
      when will you ever realize
      how amazing (and not to mention sexy)
      steven tyler is?
      as for janice dickinson,
      i have one word.
      RETIRE.
      ROCK ON STEVEN TYLER.
      WE ALL LOVE YOU.
      xxx



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      Perez, this is exactly what I said earlier, thanks for using my suggestion. Kisses.

    53. Marit says – reply to this


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      I LOVE YOU STEVEN TYLER!!!! YOU"RE THE MOST GORGEOUS MAN ON EARTH!!!!!!!!!

    54. You K says – reply to this


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      HAHA!!!! This one hits the mark! and speaking of hitting, doesn't Janice look like she's been beaten with the UGLY STICK!!!!

    55. sergi says – reply to this


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      Hey Fat Ass!

      Both of these individuals look a hecka lot better than your precious Mandonna Cheekoni, who is beginning to look on the outside what she has always been in the inside - a fucking chupacabra!

      Have a nice day Fat Ass!

    56. sakee says – reply to this


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      lmao shit she probably screwed him too!

    57. BM says – reply to this


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      I knew someone who said they saw her at the Bristol Farms store before and said she smells…..like liquid shit! Either she had a bad case of the farts or she's trying to conserve on toilet paper but either way she stinks to high heavens!

    58. trish says – reply to this


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      BAHAHAHA.
      that's amazing.

    59. kiki says – reply to this


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      Janice's face looks like a cats but hole!

    60. matt says – reply to this


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      At least steven tyler knows hes a man.



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      hahaha sooo true perez!!!

    62. NcYby says – reply to this


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      Perez, that was so uncalled for!!! Now do a side by side comparison of you and a sea slug.

    63. elle says – reply to this


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      Please don't insult Steven Tyler!

    64. so says – reply to this


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      Have the nerve to post Obama and a sock monkey as separated at birth. I dare you!

    65. al says – reply to this


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      i like janice- i find her hot for some reason- shes a perfect bitch!

    66. bunse says – reply to this


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      Steven looks WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY better than that over-surgeried skank (is "over-surgeried" a word?).

    67. NCSt8 says – reply to this


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      Wow, so true!! I am a Janice fan but that woman gets uglier and more manly every day… stop w/the surgeries Jan!

    68. Shudd says – reply to this


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      Re: Kera – Ditto. He's a rock God. Haven't been here in a while. Now I remember why.



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      Steven Tyler looks waaay better than Janice Dickinson.



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      THAT is a good one!!!!

    71. jenny says – reply to this


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      its nasty cuz they actually dated at one point! ewwwwww

    72. jenbu says – reply to this


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      that's a MAN, baby!

    73. guy says – reply to this


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      Both faces show bad plastic surgery. At least Tyler has real talents.

    74. gaga says – reply to this


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      Re: woop1 – oof LMAO!..I ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT TO:D

    75. sugar says – reply to this


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      ROFLMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    76. Lauri says – reply to this


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      THIS IS THE BEST 'SEPARATED AT BIRTH' YET!

    77. ahaha says – reply to this


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    78. mary says – reply to this


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      absolutely!

    79. Tanra says – reply to this


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    80. Huffa says – reply to this


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      Re: Marit – Nope. Tyson Ballou is. After that, it's Johnny Depp.

    81. ekh says – reply to this


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      what the shit is this ?
      they look like fucking twins !

    82. monke says – reply to this


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      HA
      HA
      HA

    83. clare says – reply to this


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      i've been saying this for years

    84. Ellie says – reply to this


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      HA HA HA lol That´s just sooo funny!

    85. nana! says – reply to this


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      separate after surgery!!!!



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      Not even close Perez!