Vagina Craze
Filed under: Wacky, Tacky & True
The Aussies sure love them some new vajayjays.
However, several Australian doctors have raised concerns about clinics offering vaginal cosmetic surgery, often called getting "designer vaginas".
Favorite story of the day.
According to the Royal Australian and New Zealand College of Obstetricians and Gynaecologists, there are several procedures being offered. Those include "vaginal rejuvenation, revirgination, designer vaginoplasty and G-spot amplification."
Who knew there were so many options?????
The college said in a recent statement, "What is involved in these procedures is often unclear since recognised clinical nomenclature is not being used."
They went on to state that the procedures were not only expensive, but also dangerous and unwarranted.
Adding that they discouraged the surgery especially since it isn't backed up by scientific evidence or any clinical trials.
Don't mess with your woo woo, ladies!
Most of the operations cost almost $10,000.
Crazy.
They added, "The real risks of potential complications such as scarring, permanent disfigurement, infection, dyspareunia and altered sexual sensations should be discussed in detail with women seeking such treatments. The college is particularly concerned that such surgery may exploit vulnerable women."
The college wants to educate women by having them understand that there are "a large number of variations in the appearance of normal female genitalia."
Ted Weaver, the chairman of the college's women's health committee, said "We feel these operations might prey on people with insecurities and fears who actually need psychological help. They are also not very anatomically-based and have the potential to cause serious harm."
Don't fix what's not broke, ladies.
[Image via WENN.]
I' D EAT THE SHIT OUTTA HER ASS, SHE'S HOT
YIKESSS!!!!!!! What the hell is that thing and why does it is it trying to do with a vagina?
maybe the surgery helps control queefs?
she looks weird.
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That's all just code words for female genital mutilation
still practiced by muslims
to sew up their daughters vadges
so they can't be fucked before marriage
without being ceremoniously sliced open by the father.
So why Kim Kardassian?
this is the dumbest thing ever.
revirgination?
anyone interested in that should fall off a cliff.
nothing worse than a droopy pookie
That's all just code words for female genital mutilation
still practiced by muslims
to sew up their daughters vages
so they can't be fucked before marriage
without being ceremoniously sliced open by the father.
So why Kim Kardassian?
interesting
jjajajaj vajina!!!!
sereously ewww
That's all just code words for female genital mutilation
still practiced by muslims
to sew up their daughters CUNTS
so they can't be fucked before marriage
without being ceremoniously sliced open by the father.
So why Kim Kardassian?
When are women going to draw the line in terms of what they are willing to do for men?
re virgination?
really?
why would you want that?
ew
Re: jay – Get help.
So says the man who calls LC "beef curtains". Listen, I hate LC as much as anyone else, but I will not let Perez Hilton try to pass himself off as some women-loving person when he's clearly sexist enough to denigrate women by insulting their genitals. I'm pretty disgusted by this two faced jerk.
3RD!!!!!!!!!
The American College of Obstetrics and Gynecology has issued a similiar statement years ago. This is a MAJOR scam for women-great way to make money……..
THIRD!!!
Leave your vajayjay's alone, they all look different, don't be ashame of it, and make it worst than what it already was, lol..Love yourself ladies!!
Okay well someone needs come up with a way for us to pick our bits off the floor after kids. I see something in facelifts now, I completely understand why Cher has a beard.
I hate girls who this shit to themselves, vain bitches. Men don't give a shit how your cunt looks as long as it's tight… and stop getting plastic surgery, not like men are rushing to the surgeon to get penial implants for you!!!
Re: pais –
If you live in a repressive anti female society where women are treated
as merchandise, you NEED 're-virgination"
All these hindu and muslim and chinese sluts fuck around and get sewed up
before their 'wedding day"
Revirgination? It doesn't matter if they give you a new cherry to pop you can't ever really get your virginity back. I really personally don't think that anyone should be messing down there with knives.
Female genital mutilation
Look it up
Re: Astri –
sooo true… he makes a reference to LC's "beef curtains" at every chance.. which is basically every couple of days. he couldn't be more hypocritical if he tried, but this is just one example of MANY.
Those religious freaks with the 16+ kids REALLY need this done, well then again any woman with more than 2 kids should get their shit tightened!
TRUE STORY…..MY BROTHER-IN-LAW'S MOM WAS LIVING WITH A MAN 20 YEARS YOUNGER AND WENT TO MEXICO (HER NATIVE LAND) TO HAVE HER VAGINA TIGHTENED LIKE A VIRGIN. HE DID BREAK UP WITH HER A FEW YEARS LATER BECAUSE HE WANTED TO HAVE KIDS.
Sounds like South Park material to me.
I find it absolutely appalling that you use My image for this post!
Even more appalling? THAT NONE OF THESE BITCHES HAVE EVEN MENTIONED MY NAME ON YOUR COMMENT BOARD.
I USED TO WATCH HER AS A KID ON MAUDE. BOY SHE'S OLD. MY MOM IS THE SAME AGE AND SHE'S LOOKS OLD TOO. 84 I GUESS IS OLD.
when my older sis met her future husband she told him she was a virgin and she was not. they have been married 30 years now and he still thinks she was a virgin. family secrets! i guess she made herself tight down there.
I love Bea. Her vagina is fine just the way it is
Thankfully, this story wasn't actually about her!
Re: swat – Christians in several african countries do it too
Re: Bea A –
ROTFLMAFAO!!!! well let me be the first to say geezus bea u look a hot ass mess!
Isn't that Bea Arthur in the picture. What the hell does she have to do with this story, except being old? She ought to sue your ass.
You know, Perez, when you call Lauren Conrad "Beef Curtains" you add to the number of women who think there is something wrong with them. Practice what you preach, man. Though of course I agree this is really beyond the pale ridiculous.
my dad does those procedures and said that the revirgination is very popular among middle eastern college-aged women who must return to their countries to marry as virgins. seems kinda superficial to me..
Hi Perez its Zsa Zsa Giggleman who represents Dr Rand Pink the celebrity gynecologist and Dr Pink believes in exercise and thats why his Malibu Vaginal Boot Camp is so busy with a second location in Miami opening in the Fall.With all of the crazy things you report the above mentioned is right on. You look great by the way how's your vagina don't forget to stretch.
Thanks for being responsible about this, at least.
YOU ARE A CONSIDERATE PERSON. I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE MORE OF YOU EVERYWHERE MARIO. ANYHOO, MY CHINA ISN'T THE BEST LOOKING, BUT OH WELL. THANKS FOR ADDRESSING ALL THIS CRAP, AS TO THE WAY WOMEN ARE "SUPPOSED TO BE". IT'S A MYTH. LETS BE HAPPY WITH WHAT WE HAVE. XOXOXOX
Bea Arthur is the shit. Revirginization is for brainwashed people with no future who rely on others to support them financially. I was proud to lose mine at 17 and ten years and 19 men later, still proud and in a 4 year monogamous relationship (and tight, even with a gorgeous and very well hung man, so don't worry ladies, just protect yourselves against disease and unwanted pregnancy! Oh, and take everything you read on the internet with a grain of salt, maybe two for tabloids).
Perez should have used a picture of himself for this story, he is the biggest vagina in the world.
just don't have sex that much-'it' will stay tight, no problem
wtf is her picture doing up here…You leave her alone. She is icon that could tear you to threads with her wit.
I would love to take pics of you at your worst and post them for the world to see…Asshole
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Hey Asswipe…what the hell does this story have to do with Bea Arthur???? Why don't you post your mother's picture, you fat load of shit!!!!!
It's not such a bad idea. I could never go more than one night with a girl with either :
a. beef curtains
b. a shotgun blast
c. chewed bubblegum or
d. an inside-out cat
It really should be 'tidy' and even etc. Of course I don't say that to the girl, I just don't return calls, start an argument and break up etc.
So yeah, nice tidy vaginas all round!!
i just had sex in the water of coney island with a total stranger…. my vajay is good….. what the fuck could be wrong?
hehehe It Bea ^.^
the story is kinda sick.
Bea A is awesome tho.
thanks perez, for caring about my vag.
But some women NEED to fix it…because it LOOKS broke.
What in the hell would you know about vagina, Pigez, you peter-puffer? Huh?
Unless you have proof that Bea Arthur has had such a procedure, I don't understand why you're humiliating her like this, asshole.
So true!!!!
Vaginas are beautiful!
Nothing new here. The back pages of New York magazine are filled with ads for these procedures every issue.
why do you think people feel like this? maybe because people like perez, use insults such as "BEEF CURTAINS" and think it's hilariiiiious!!
Re: Booby –
UM what are B and D on this list?
Also, you are an ASSHOLE
you probably have a little dick!
Shut the hell up already.
my girl needs a Labia reduction. Shit looks like wet cardboard hanging from a rusty nail.
Hmmm,….this hole story smells awfully fishy to me.
HEY, WHO IS THIS A PICTURE OF — MADONNA? WOW, MADONNA LOOKS SO MUCH FRESHER AND YOUNGER HERE THAN SHE DID IN THOSE CHEEKBONE IMPLANT PHOTOS FROM LAST WEEK. LOL. MADONNA = OLD HAG. BEA ARTHUR = AMAZING.
What do you know about V's - assbandit?
love the article perez bit what the heck does of have to do with Bea Arthur???
Re: Booby – I could never go for a dude with A: a small dick. B: only one nut or C: has been circumized (damaged) …
you're seriously writing about this when fucking new miley pictures are up? c'mon perez, you're losing your touch.
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What do you have against VJs, P? Oh, wait — that's right, you're a 'mo. END OF DISCUSSION
Oh Perez, you KNOW you'd stand in line for a headplasty if they were offered.
Re: swat –
ahahahha…where on earth did you get such an idea??
it doesn work like that.that i can tell you
Re: swat –
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"If you live in a repressive anti female society where women are treated
as merchandise, you NEED 're-virgination"
All these hindu and muslim and chinese sluts fuck around and get sewed up
before their 'wedding day""
seriously…
where did u get these ideas of yours.
total BS.
we are not treated as merchandise..
we do not get 'sewed up'.
Re: swat –
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"If you live in a repressive anti female society where women are treated
as merchandise, you NEED 're-virgination"
All these hindu and muslim and chinese sluts fuck around and get sewed up
before their 'wedding day""
seriously…
where did u get these ideas of yours.
total BS.
we are not treated as merchandise..
we do not get 'sewed up'.
and its called circumcision NOT mutilation.
Okay every one is getting a little too serious on here. The surgery is completely cosmetic, as crazy as it sounds you can order vaginal rejuvination along with some boobs a face lift and maybe a little rhinoplasty. Its a choice that one makes and after an evaluation a doctor and a psych make only then can you be put forward as a candidate. Everybody chill this is the world we live in. This procedure is generally for women who have had children and are no longer experiencing pleasure as they once had, or just plastic surgery nuts, you know the kind.
All this talk of mutilation well maybe you should put piercing, tattooing, hair dye on their too because it al alters our natural selves. Lighten up and welcome to the 21st century.
Developing countries are a whole different story, get your facts straight first.
That's Bea Arthur from The Golden Girls and Maude. What does she have to do with Australian vaginas?
aka what to do with a tired twat.
If you have messy flaps hanging out even when your legs are closed you should get them snipped. Many women look like an m-80 went off between their legs. Be glad they haven't perfected penile implants becuase every man would have 12 inches walking around and tear you in half.
Perez, you should go get one of these surgeries on your butthole considering you wish you had vagina
Where the f*ck have you been for the past 5 years, Perez? This is nothing new here in the States - just pick up a copy of the LA Weekly and look in the FRONT for once, instead of the backpage ads for hot gay sex. Don't pretend that you give a sh*t about a lady's vajayjay, either - you are the biggest vag hater in the universe.
Dr Matlock on Dr 90210 who is currently doing all of these procedures was featured in Jezebel.com and the criticism mentioned by Pereez is true. In the New York Times it was pointed out that exercises such as those that began in the late eighties with Dr Rand Pink and Dr Lara Saperstein in Malibu are the most effective way to continue to have vaginal muscle spasms. Yes some surgery is done for specific reasons such as comfort or cases of true disfigurement but the cosmetic end that is being marketed is not proven to work and can be hazardous.
Re: Booby – Yeah, and I suppose your peen is 12 inches and smells like candy. You're a 'tard and pretty soon, you'll be trolling strip joints in search of the perfect coochie in lieu of having a meaningful relationship with a woman. Good luck with that, douche.
Okay damnit… Is this Bea Arthur of Golden Girls?… not that Im going to be shady… but I lfucken ove her and the show…. yup, im a big ol' jota! so whaaaat!
OK, I'll bite;
What the F*** is the connection between a vajayjay story and Bea Arthur?
If you're going to make weak connections between stories and celebs you will need to 'splain yourself.
Why are u Bea Arthur on a story about vaginas? Why would woman want to willingly have this done? I have yet to find a man that would turn any down no matter what it looked like.
these surgeries are offered right here in Costa Mesa, Ca…..I worked for a plastic surgeon and it happens more than you know. I agree, if it ain't broke….but sometimes….things break!! mind you I would never reccomend anyone go to the place I worked. completely unethical and corner cutters…..but ya gotta do what you gotta do
Yeah PeeRez….you only WISH you had a "woo woo" to take care of.
This is old news, the first season of the L Word had a a few episodes with B stories about it.
Perez, why don't you get your saggy baggy tea-bag balls sewn up. I'm sure it sucks when they dip in that cold toilet bowl water like a tea bag every time you sit to pee!
BEA ARTHUR IS A MAN & HAS NO VAGINA. SHE HAS SAGGY BAGGY TEA-BAG BALLS!
This is NOT news, Perez! Just because you think you're a "tastemaker" and whatever you say is the newest, craziest shit, does not make it so! Vaginoplasty has been around for quite a while and it's been in the news a lot. Don't credit yourself for telling people about this.
Um, Perez? Weren't you the one calling LC roastbeef or some such? THAT's the reason women are doing this…trying to attain some other unrealistic standard of beauty set arbitrarily by men, gossip blogs, celebrity rags, celebrities…so watch what you say, because you have the power to give women a big fat complex.
WOMEN: YOUR VAGINA IS PERFECT JUST THE WAY IT IS NOW. YOU DON'T NEED SURGERY TO MAKE IT PRETTIER, THREAD TO SEW IT UP TIGHTER OR THE REST OF THE WORLD TELLING YOU WHAT A "PERFECT" ONE SHOULD LOOK LIKE.
These stories started to appear quite regulary almost five years ago.We saw Dr Rand Pink and Lara Saperstein mentioned in a comment and they are the true pioneers of what is known as physically fit from the inside out. We have studied the book by Pink and Saperstein,Vaginal Fitness, The Hole Truth and use it as our manual for our Ob/Gyn practice.We strongly disagree with you referring to women as beef curtains and wish you would refrain from middle school humor. This site is not the New England Journal of Medicine so we were surprised by this article,however,please stick to celebrity gossip that's why we visit
I had a great body when I was younger. Large firm, perky breasts, tiny waist,tight va-jay-jay…all of it. I had a kid when I was 33 & after 14 hours of labor, I couldn't "wait until we're in the delivery room." Needless to say, my body went to hell after that. I never thought I had body image issues until after I gave birth. It took many years to get used to my new shape & even more to learn to love it. Stretch marks, sagging, & "loose lips" are a badge of honor that women should be proud of. They are the result of caring for another human being that you created out of love & carried inside of you. Yes, my boobs may look like mud flaps now, but that was because I chose to go with the most nourishing (as far as nutrition & bonding go) way to feed & love my very own miracle - which is what all babies are.
And they think we're stupid? This is stupid and nasty.
"Don't miss what's not broke, ladies." Says the guy who makes fun of any woman who has prominent labia - which, for the record is totally normal. Hypocricy much?
You leave bea alone mister.
HOW MANY TIMES DO YOU HEAR HORROR STORIES ABOUT BREAST IMPLANTS THAT NEED FIXING, OR BOTCHED LIPO, OR SEE PICTURES OF CELEBRITIES WITH HIDEOUS THINGS DONE TO THEIR FACES? REVAGINATION? CAN WE JUST STOP WITH THE DUMB PLASTIC SURGERY THING ALREADY AND TRY TO HELP WOMEN WITH THEIR SELF-ESTEEM ISSUES?
Perez, have you considered looking into this for yourself?
but what if it is broke?!
DO YOUR KEGELS LADIES!
Don't let a Dr. put a knife down there faster than you need too, the vajayjay is a muscle & it needs excercise too.
Doesn't matter if you're a virgin, celebate, sexually active, or whatever.
You'll "snap right back" after having a baby if you do them before, during and after pregnancy.
Do it during sex too . . . it'll make him come fatser.
Kegels are your friend and they're FREE!
Now just exactly what is so wrong when an older lady just wants a little pu$$ylift…???
Iron things out.
And maybe a flexible stretchy implant to "tighten up" the hole itself.