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Headline Of The Week Weak

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"Chatty burglar overstays welcome, gets arrested"

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Chatty burglar overstays welcome, gets arrested

WINNSBORO, Texas - An apparently intoxicated suspect chatted with a burglary victim long enough for officers to arrive and arrest him, authorities said.

John Michael Baker, 25, of Winnsboro was jailed Friday on bond totaling $59,500, the Wood County Sheriff's Office said.

Baker was charged with burglary of a habitation and burglary of a vehicle. He was also wanted and charged in Franklin County with being a felon in possession of a firearm, possession of marijuana and burglary of habitation, a jailer told The Associated Press.

Jail records did not list an attorney for Baker.

Sheriff's Chief Deputy Debbie Foster said a woman saw a man breaking into her home, and she called her husband.

The husband hurried home and saw Baker making his getaway. He called 911 before heading over to talk to the suspect, whom he knows. The men chatted by the side of the road until deputies arrived.

Foster told the Tyler Morning Telegraph that Baker was "pretty intoxicated."
Posted: August 2, 2008 at 2:08 pm

48 comments to “Headline Of The Week Weak”

  1. b says – reply to this


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    g



  2. 2

    not first

  3. cryst says – reply to this


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    thats awesome

  4. chatt says – reply to this


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    yaeh right i dont believe it. illumanti

  5. sydne says – reply to this


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    Ha
    .first?

  6. missk says – reply to this


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    WHATEVER WHATEVER CHICKEN DINNER!

    -MISSKNOWITALL

    PS. DAMMIT PEREZ QUIT WASTING YOUR TIME ON THIS BULLSHIT. REPORT ON MICHAEL JACKSON OR SOMEONE ELSE.

  7. carme says – reply to this


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    first

  8. maaik says – reply to this


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    first

  9. Blah says – reply to this


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    IDIOT!

  10. maaaa says – reply to this


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    first

  11. ~*ME* says – reply to this


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    stupid!!

  12. clare says – reply to this


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    lol

  13. steph says – reply to this


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    what the hell

  14. sadie says – reply to this


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    you posted this one already =/



  15. 15

    haha

  16. maaaa says – reply to this


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    last

  17. chloe says – reply to this


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    you posted this one already perez seriously i come on here for GOSSIP not old shit what is this wow did u seriously forget??????????????

  18. Shann says – reply to this


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    Old old news.

  19. Meaga says – reply to this


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    You posted this like a month ago

  20. em says – reply to this


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    you have already put this article on a couple weeks ago.. i guess you didnt have anything else to put on!

  21. fff says – reply to this


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    you already posted this one awhile ago.



  22. 22

    I'd read the whole post, but seeing that picture makes me want to go get a hamburger. Big Mac? Whopper? Life is full of tough decisions.



  23. 23

    i definitely read this weeks ago somewhere

  24. poop says – reply to this


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    this is an old post

  25. shish says – reply to this


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    hes a dumbass!



  26. 26

    Haha, it was probably the husband's friend. "Maaaaan, what are you doing here? Haha, you are so drunk."

  27. Andy2 says – reply to this


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    WHAT THE FUCK!!! YOU FAT, LOOSE-SKINNED PIECE OF SHIT, YOU ALREADY REPORTED THIS SAME FUCKING SHIT ON JULY 15TH!!! SAME CULPRIT, SAME CITY & STATE, SAME BOND AMOUNT…SAME STORY!!!!! YOU FUCKING LOSER!!! ARE YOU RUNNING OUT OF SHIT TO POST ON THIS SITE, THAT YOU MUST RECYCLE YOUR OWN SHIT OVER AND OVER, JUST TO GENERATE SOME HITS ON YOUR WEBSITE? HOW FUCKING SAD!!! THAT'S A SIGN THAT YOU'RE GOING DOWN, YOU IDIOT!!! HAHAHA….

    FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO CARE TO CHECK IT OUT, IT'S ALSO FILED UNDER Headline of the Week "Chatty burglar overstays welcome, gets arrested". It was originally posted on July 15th.

  28. Alex says – reply to this


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    Yeah, awkward. Definitely already posted this.

  29. Taylo says – reply to this


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    You already posted this 2 weeks ago you douche.

  30. Andy2 says – reply to this


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    See…..this is the result of your heavily-rumored meth abuse. It creates lapses in memory. For all of us who are part of the gay world, here in Cali, we all hear how you lure in cute, young boys with drugs and money. It's no secret you venture off into bath houses, and with your money and influence you manage to pull off it discretely. It's no secret you PAY young guys for sex, and often bribe them with crystal meth. The very same drug you use. I guess you're no better than Miss Winehouse, are you?

  31. Maria says – reply to this


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    already been posted, you douche!!! get some new material!

  32. carol says – reply to this


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    this is a repeat posting you idiot!

  33. Maria says – reply to this


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    ugh

  34. mm` says – reply to this


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    hahahha dumbass

  35. poop says – reply to this


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    perez you fat fucking homo



  36. 36

    haven't you already done this one?…

  37. sarah says – reply to this


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    yea u already posted this one. whats wrong perez? amnesia?

  38. laure says – reply to this


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    you already posted this a while ago….

  39. uBUGr says – reply to this


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    PEREZITE - YOU MORON - YOU ALREADY RAN THIS STORY A LONG TIME AGO - FOOL.
    :l-
    stupidcubans

  40. Faye says – reply to this


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    i've read this post already few weeks back…..

  41. mss says – reply to this


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    How LAME Perez - I read this weeks ago!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  42. kat says – reply to this


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    umm pretty sure this is old news you've posted already perez?

  43. maci says – reply to this


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    why are you all being so hard on Perez about posting this before? Its just a fucking post, if you have already read it, then skip it and go to the next blog. its not that big of a deal.

  44. PFOP says – reply to this


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    www.pocketfullofpaper.com
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    www.pocketfullofpaper.com

  45. rokch says – reply to this


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    we get the point its already been posted

  46. kin says – reply to this


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    Ay, Perezito! You reported that story already, luv.

  47. zxvsd says – reply to this


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    this story is like over a month old, gez perez, could you be anymore behind

  48. Mary says – reply to this


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    Freaks.