Quote Of The Day
"No-strings relationships have helped cure me of love addiction. All my life I've been in long-term monogamous relationships. I had to break that pattern by not allowing myself to have a relationship for a year, stopping myself from committing to men. I haven't been celibate. I've had lots of dates and lots of sex, but I haven't been pushing to turn a date into a relationship. This has been a huge thing for me."
- Alanis Morissette, on how she got over her split from Ryan Reynolds
[Image via WENN.]
Crushed!
Eff Off Snobs: Jordan Gets The Last Laugh
WooHoo
Lol. She turned slutty. The only way to go.
alanis vs. scarlett.. easy choice
good idea.
firstttttttttttttt!!!
FIRST
Haha, go for it girl!
i dont know if its because my screen is dark of its the picture but she looks kind of fat
lots of sex with herself… cuz you know NO ONE is fucking her………. NO ONE !! nasty bitch
ha :]
Right on Alanis
I agree
FINALLY FIRst!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wow. From scorned serial-monogamist to righteous whore. Nice.
women tend to be much better off emotionally and financially if they don't make a relationship the main priority in life. committed relationships for women tend throw them off their career paths, and they sublimate their personalities. it's also bad for their health, as married women die younger than unmarried women.
1sttt hopefully,but how could he have dated her???she is sooooo uglyyy and he is ssssooooo hooootttt!!!
SO WHAT?? SHE IS A WOMAN WHO CAN HAVE SEX WITH WHO SHE WANTS!
Apparently by looking at her right now it was a lot of dinner dates.
Alanis is amazing!
listen to her Flavors OF Entanglement album it totally rocks
and yes she's kind of fat but she still rocks
wow…she looks like hell in this picture…someone's been doing a bit of stress eating..as well as the stress f*%#ing…enjoy it while you can sweetheart
go alanis! seriously she's gotten the short end of the stick over and over, i mean she dated Joey from full house >.
This is good excuse for binging on ice-cream, Alanis.
BELLA!!!
ASI ES, PICA FLOR!!!!
Oh poor her being in relationships all the time!!! Usually it's the other way around. Women find it hard to find guys that want relationships! I'm soo happy for her that her vadge has been getting a workout! NOT! She's stacked on the weight but she seems happy so that is most important. Oh and lots of SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I WONDER WHO WROTE HER THAT PRESCRIPTION FOR A CURE - LOL
I love her. So honest - and real. Oh, and she MUST be a whore if she did what men do constantly.
She's hot, talented and honest. Too much for some of you dimwits.
did he sex with a man? cuase she likes kinda dyky in this pic…and chubby too (i would be eating alot too if i had lose ryan - he is yummy)
you go girl!!!!!!!!!!!
For some reason, she just grosses me out.
Damn.
Getting all fat and slutty.
Is the WORST thing you can do after your boyfriend leaves you for someone like Scarlett.
Not beautiful at all. Many sexy airtessness are on militarysoulmate.com !
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I luv {{♥♥}} Alaniz
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she also turned to food after ryan reynolds….
I'd probably spiral out of controll if I lost Ryan's hott ass too.
poor Alanis.
SHE SCORED RYAN REYNOLDS?!?!?!
From the looks of her, she's been having lots of cheeseburgers as well.
alanis is fucking hot!
OK,
So you became a SLUT!!!
And FAT, as well!
~~ALANIS ROCKS~~
She looks like she has been on lots of dinner dates. Fatty.
Shes now a whore and bragging about it! lol! I hate people who sleep around EVEN MEN it's sooo gross!
I read this somewhere else like 4 days ago. You've been scooped!
Thank you Alanis and other gals who share your mentality. We men very much appreciate slutty girls who put out easily - rest assure you have a most valued role in our society
For about a year Alanis Morissette took a "moratorium" on relationship/commitment and just did whatever, but now she is dating a very nice man called Tom Ballanco, he's an environmental activist and lawyer and friend of Woody Harrelson.
What she doesn't mention is that most of the sex she has been having has been with the former cast of Full House.
good for her… ’cause she's getting ugly and old…
which is worse love addiction or sex addiction? Isn't reynolds with scarlett johannson now? talk about an upgrade-
she really, really looks fat.
I know that after she broke up with Ryan, she turned to EATING and DRINKING ALCOHOL and lots of it…. Which is obvious now with her massive weight gain. Curvy ass bitch
Bitch looks fatter than Queen Latifah
Good for her! Monogamy is an outdated custom that society keeps clinging to. It doen't work! Keep it up, Alanis!
this is obviously, just a bad photograph, as we
have all taken at some point in our lives..
she is not fat.
and she's not slutty.
women should not sublimate their personalities for men.
who cares who her ex boyfriend is with now.
Right on girl!
Looking quite fat I must say.
whatever works for her, but I don't really want to hear about it.
………that and binge eating
She forgot to say eating! …in ref to how she dealt with her break-up.
eww…like we really want to know. Zzzzzz we all do it sister.
"how she got over the break up……" by eating ALL of the pies by the looks of her! mind you she looks not bad for it….but….not good either! HELLLLLLOOOOOOOO from WALES UK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So she's proud to be a slut how? How is letting men use you for sex a revelation Alanis? Maybe you should try keeping your legs closed.
eww…do we need to know that?
alanis is gross and pathetic and needs to fu*k off!!
I have a message for women: the Feminist movement was a crock. Sure it's nice in theory to have the same rights as men but the reality of situation is that feminism has hurt women. You can't even go on a simple date anymore without being expected to perform a blowjob. It wasn't like that in my mother's day, back then you went on a date and weren't expected to do anything even kiss. Men treated you like a lady and had to MARRY you if they wanted sex. Feminism has turned us females into nothing more than sex objects for men. And as far as jobs, most women to this day STILL earn less than men for the same job so what has it really done for us other than leave us with stress related health disorders?
Great strategy, Alanis, become a fat pathetic skank who will settle for anything. Let me know how that works out.
She should date Anthony Keidis from Red Hot Chili Peppers. They look alike.
You have put all your faith in another's honesty and the reliability of the almighty condom to prevent you from getting Aids, Herpes, Syph and Gone and the boys, etc. etc. You don't know other than what your "date" tells you the true history of all those male organs that have been inside you.
Re: foxy –
I thought she was a dyke. Isn't she always making out with women?
Re: Lana – Men are lying sacks of shit.
even her recent weight gain proves that men are no good for women. women put their all into men, which leaves nothing for women in the end. so when you break up, you don't even have your own soul–you try to fill the man void with food and sex and booze and drugs and and and… men just aren't raised and conditioned to sacrifice their identity for women, they don't give a fuck about anyone but themselves–men are the centre of the universe and have been since the written word of the bible.
She will always be a QUEEN!!!!
And we care WHY? What's with this woman….the world doesn't need to know that she is having sex……get over yourself Alanis. Why kiss and tell…tacky, tacky, tacky.
wow, my previous comment was up, and then it got axed. how odd.
when did she get fat
And why would this a problem in the first place? Get a life woman please.. look out from yourself … This is just masturbating in your on intellect.
Fugly disgusting hobag. It's not shocking. I once read–on POP UP VIDEO–that she often make bets with her bandmates to see who can sleep with the most people.
She can talk all the bull shit she wants. She is not over Ryan Reynolds and is still in love with him. When you are over someone, you don't feel the need to talk about it, you just move on. The more she talks about him, the more I am convinced she is still in love with him and wants him back. She is still in pain over this break up. I say better to have found out what an ass he was than to have been married and have had kids with him. Think about poor Rosetta Getty and that ass of a husband of hers that fucked Sienna Miller.
it's back, i must be drunk again…
Alanis, I love you but you have a double chin while looking UP….you need to get it together.
Her ex wasn't even hot, she'll get over him !
okay…is it me OR DOES SHE LOOK HUGEEE HERE??????????
Re: Halla – Why is it disgusting? do you think men don't do the same thing? FUCK your double standard! A woman should be able do whatever she wants and not be called a slut for it, especially if men aren't. Good for her.
As a man, I'd still do her for sure. She is intellignet, talented and seems like a decent person. I wish more women were like her. I wish I could FIND more women like her. Humans are not meant to be with the same person for years and years. It is rare to find somebody you want to be with for that long. If anything, couples should be allowed to take "vacations" from each other. I think it helps commited relationships as long as all people involved are on the same page.
perez, did you give her that double chin????
dude she needs to get over him. they broke up what like over 2 years ago and she still talks about him incessantly. he's already moved on and even gotten engaged she needs to move on too.
OMG SHE GOT FUCKING FAT. VERY UNFLATTERING, HE BODY ISNT PLEASANT TO THE EYES.
She looks like she needs more sex and less donuts! Damb girl!!
she looks fat in those pants…
I thought that pig was a dyke. Guess not, she must be really good becuase she's wacky or really bad becuase she's so deep and all that bs. Who cares, she's a pig! needy freak.
there she blows!!!!
i'd have to do that to get over ryan too! damn he is sexy
yeah, and I thought she was a vegan. Wow she must be eating tons of rice.
…were those dates at Sonic Burger? I'm sure she wanted her own super loaded Sonic burger with extra large fries and an extra large Sonic shake before she put out.
GAWD, SHE'S SO FUCKING GROSS!
The more she talks, the dumber she sounds. Please shut the hell up and sing.
SHE IS LOOKING CHUNKIER THESE DAYS ..BUT I LIKE HER MUSIC .."JAGGED LITTLE PILL" IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE ALBUMS !!
I'm celibate and more content than anyone I know in relationships. Plus, I'm not ridden with STDs, which is usually what happens when a person mixes lots of booze with lots of random sex with strangers. Celibacy is grossly underestimated in today's sex-ridden society. It should be considered just as viable an option as whoredom, but often those who've chosen this path are denigrated, chastized and thought to be crazy.
Re: midi – I agree which is why women should not sleep with men until they have a SERIOUS commitment from them. Why should a woman open herself up emotionally/physically to a man whose motives are questionable? Protect yourselves girls!!! Make them wait!!!!
Re: WHORE – Agreed. If women are that horny just get a dam vibrator. Maybe when men can't get sex so easy they will learn some RESPECT for us!!!
Just ’cause she's not a size 2 doesn't mean she's fat. she looks AVERAGE.
omg….SHE IS SOOO FAT!!!
That sounds an awful lot like the plot to "Chasing Harry Winston" if you ask me…
Re: Anastasia – once again… you are a retarded bitch… you should stop, seriously… the world has enough morons. find a gun buy a bullet
Horse face is not over Ryan. She is just saying this because he doesn't give a flying rats ass about her any more. Do you blame him? She looks like "Jabba the slut" with a horse face.