Winter Wedding?

It will be the event of the winter season!
The Daily Mail reports that Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal plan to wed later this year, on or around Jakeypoo's birthday on December 19th.
Jake's in Morocco at the moment filming the picture, Prince of Persia.
An on-set snitch reveals to the paper:
"Jake is telling everyone they are getting married at Christmas. He told me he had proposed several times but she kept telling him she wanted to give their relationship more time. When he asked her again a couple of weeks ago, she finally said yes."
Reese's son Deacon will make such a cute ring bearer!
Let's hope this report is true!
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It;ll never last
doubt it
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They aren't gonna last. I give it 2 years, tops. First bitch?
i love them.
i hope its true.
I like the fact that they are a low-key couple. Congrats to them!
kool.
is it me or is reese looking a little more "round" in the midsection?!? hmmmm……
I am so not cool with this. I always thought I would marry Jake. I hope this isn't true. I would be quite unhappy if they got married.
His birthday is teh day before mine!
Yeah! I love them! I hope it works out and is true!
i love them, they're so cute together!!!
Absolutely love them!!! Best wishes to the happy couple! (take that Ryan…what's his name!!!!!!)
I'm so jealous!! Jake is so hot!! But like most hollywood marriages…2yrs tops!!
She is so ugly and frumpy. She looks like his mother. And what the hell is up with that huge pointy chin. She's almost as ugly as Rumor Willis.
O M G! you did not have any beard comments this time-what is wrong? did you lose your little pencil?
check out at the way he' s looking at her-
So cute..they seem like fairly down-to-earth people…hope they find some happiness with each other!
Hope this is true! Yay for Jake and Reese!!!
Wayyyyyy too hot for her!!
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!I'LL BEAT THAT BITCH WITH ABAT….
DO NOT TAKE MY MAN YOU WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She is to fugly and her vajejey is alredy to streach….
He's way too hot for her…
I LOVE HER!! THIS IS GREAT AND WONDERFUL AND ALL RAINBOWS AND SUNSHINE!!!
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BUT…
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I WOULD HAVE ENJOYED SEEING HER GO ALL POST DIVORCE TRAMP AND HUMP 'N DUMP A BUNCH OF RANDOMS!
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SHE USED TO DATE MARKY MARK WAHLBERG FOR CRYIN OUT LOUD! SHE'S GOT SOME WILD N CRAZY IN HER!!
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PS - SOME TIMES SHE LOOKS SO SEXY, EVEN WITH THE SEXY POUT AND STARE… YET SOMETIMES … LIKE IN THE PIC ABOVE … SHE LOOKS LIKE MY GRAMMA!
Don't marry her Jake, she is a skank she will ruin your career and your life!!! Don't do it pls!!!!
She is the reason why i stopped buying AVON, i hate her face and hate the fact that i will ever look as fake as she is if i keep on buying that brand… hate her and every single thing about her!
"It will be the event of the winter season!"
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There will be NO wedding.
Freakish head. If she said no he would be crying himself to sleep on an enormous pillow.
"I like the fact that they are a low-key couple. "
THOSE TWO FAME WHORES???
WHAT A JOKE!
REESE WILL NEVER FORGIVE RYAN FOR DUMPING HER UGGLY ASS.
POOR STUPID BITCH.
ooh I just think this is soo SWEET he´s so cute and reese too.. they make a beautiful couple!! I wish them the best!!!!
Can we file this under the 'who cares' label? I absolutely adore Jake and Reese's films and their personalities separately, but as a couple, they're just weird frankly. It's almost like they're trying too hard.
most boring hollywood couple. possibly ever.
geez,big deal..how pathetic..it's not gonna last anyway,so go fuck yourselves
How naive can you be?
This latest tabloid shit about the fake "couple" is already denied.
Nooooo! Please, Jake I love u…..don't…..!….Iwant u for myself!!! Shit. If only. She's the luckiest–and if this happens she better make him really and happy and be good to him. *sigh* darn…urgh..
I hope they don't have any kids together. With her huge Jay Leno chin and his massive head it will be one ugly child. She is so ugly—don't know what anyone sees in her!!!!
this is the one that needs to come out
ARE YOU CRAZY ???????
I WOULD NEVER MARRY THAT UGLY PRETENTIOUS BITCH.
LOVE LOVE LOVE THEM!!! SO EXCITED! Hope it's true! They deserve to be happy!
Isn't he Toothy Tile? I thought he was gay.
It'll never last, give them 3 years tops…
Besides, I'm so not cool with this! I hate that girl, Jakey you can do better!
Reece has a good head on her shoulders and will be a stabilizing force in his life - after their Brokeback themed wedding with a full drag chorus ensemble, of course. Toothy Tile, married? Why not. It could be he's actually in love with the woman. Geesh, what an idealist I am.
Why are you running this story after Reese's publicist has already denied this story?
Oh, and why did you delete all of your older posts suggesting Jake is gay once you started running all of these Reese and Jake stories? Did their pr people pay you take them down?
lol for some reason i thought he was still with dunst. i am way behind on things sometimes :'D
69! Damn she's one lucky girl. First hot Ryan, now even yummier Jake.
I hope it works. She seems very genuine. I guess Gyllenhaal must be a really nice person because…he's not a good looking guy. No neck, goofy lookin' head and face. I hope he's kind to her because she's been put thru the wringer.
i think it isn't true, because this soo much sounds like johnny cash and june carter , she said no, and eventually yes…
Jake has a lovely beard.
I want them to get married, they are so cute together, they would be a perfect family.
I like these two together. Ryan was never really into Reese. I don't know why he married her.You could see it when they were together. I like Jake. I think he'll be good for her. Boring is better than being all flash and nothing else. I think they will last.
This was denied in the NY Daily News this morning by HER publicist. Geez Perez at least research every other day.
They are so cute together! I wish them all the best if this is true!
Man oh man, this girl goes frm one hot husband to the next. Lucky…….
CONGRATS! REESE IS A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, AND JAKE IS DAMN GORGEOUS!.
BUT I WAS KINDA HOPING THAT HE'LL COME OUT OF THE CLOSET(I HOPE HE'S GAY),BECAUSE HE'LL LOOK BETTER WITH A GUY. I GUESS HE'S BI,AND HAS FALLEN TO THE WOMEN'S SIDE. IT'S OK THO',HOPEFULLY THERE MARRIAGE LASTS A LONG TIME.
nice beard! Perez should stop kissing up to Reese and say what he really thinks about gay ass Jakey Poo.
Re: rach – Ryan only married her because she was pregnant.
They make a great couple i'm proud of them their my favorite couple their wayyyy better than that damn brangelina i'm getting so sick of brangelina.
Reese is marrying a gay guy , why?
PLEASE! I can't believe Jake is still keeping up this sham with Reese. Everyone knows he's Toothy Tile.
SO CUTE HOW HE'S STARING AT HER !! WOULD LIKE SOMONE TO LOOK AT ME THIS WAY….
Who fucking cares?
Re: beard –
That's true I remember the timing and didn't Reese ask Ryan?
cutee couple
I'll have 18 (!) on that day!! I didn't know Jake and me were born on the same day!:P
"The winter season?!" What, are you a lady who lunches or maybe a character in an Edith Wharton novel? Laughable the way you try to be so highbrow, Pigez.
They are such a cute couple! I am rooting for them.
WHY IS TOOTHY TILE MARRYING A WOMAN? Please explain. I thought fake marriages are totally passe already.
WHO CARES! they are right up there with the nasty jolie pitt clan
Mazal tov! Reese and Jake will make beautiful babies. Just don't start adopting these third world leftovers.
Reese must be awesome in bed!!! I mean. How the fuck does she get with Ryan for 11 years and goes right from that to Jake. Waking up next to Jake every fucking day. Getting into his bed every fucking night. Shit.
……I LIKE THAT THUR GYLLENHAAL DUDE. THAT MOVIE 'BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN' BROUGHT BACK SO MANY MEMRIES FER ME! IT WAS LIKE A REPUBLICAN CONGRESSMAN'S WET DREAM….ALL THAT BUTCH MANILNESS AND ROUGH MAN-ON-MAN SEX AND NOBODY GITS PREGGERS……UNLIKE MUH DEMOCRATIC BUDS! WE GAY OLD PARTY BOYS KNOW HOW TO ENJOY RSELVES WITHOUT THE WOMENFOLK….HE HE HE.
……I MEMBER THA FIRST TIME I HAD SEX….I CAME IN LATE AND DADDY WUZ AWAITIN' FER ME. WHEN I TOLD HIM I GOT LAID HE SAID HE WUZ PROUD AND FER ME TO GIT ON TO BED…..HE LOOKED PUZZLIED WHEN I SAID NEXT TIME I HAD SEX I'Z TAKIN' ME SUM VASOLINE….CAUSE MY ASS WUZ KILLIN' ME!
……AHHHHHH…THEM WUZ THU DAYS!
Ryan is gonna flip his lid
i lovee reeesee
She is looking a little pudgy~and the chin looks pointier. Remember as we get older our "qualities" seem to get distorted.(our pudgy noses and pointed chins become more pronounced & not so cute !)…she seemed really nice, though, on Ellen. I LoVE him he is soooo hot. This website sucks on Sundays. The last post was madonna about 6 hours ago.
It's not true Perez. Their reps released a statement saying they are not engaged or getting married. That this is all tabloid lies.
Reps for Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal are denying tabloid reports that the couple are engaged.
"They are not engaged, getting married or any of the reports," the reps tell PEOPLE exclusively, calling the reports "lies."
Witherspoon, 32 and Gyllenhaal, 27, began quietly dating in April 2007. They recently were seen together in Paris with Witherspoon's kids.
wow. prince of persia. and why are they rushing? I wonder.
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Yawn. She's boring. Avon lady calling ??
She seems very nice. She deserves to be happy. Her ex was an ass for cheating on her.
this has got to be one of the luckiest woman in the world, having had Ryan and now Jake??!!!!
Im soooooooooooooooooo Jealous!!
God I want him for myself!!!!
I can´t wait to see Prince of Persia. Go Ubisoft!
This woman haven´t got something to do! Come on, marry to Jake is ridiculous!
She has already a great career, a lot of money and TWO KIDS.
What more she wants!
Jake is too young for her! This woman will do Jake her slave. I think he must run away while he can!
They're a nice couple.
she should just follow whichever direction that chin points!
she is the prettiest and he is the hottest, they are a great couple
There both so darsh gone cute lol
ok he's hot and 2
She is showing the world that you don't need a fake chest, tan, long extensions to be a success and for that I THANK HER.
The highest paid female actresses are naturaalll. Thank goodness.
All that fake junk is what women do when they don't have real talent like these girls!!!
I hope they are happy together.
Um, isn't Jake Toothy Tile?????
Re: ;{ – STFU! THAT WAS REALLY CRUEL AND UNNECESSARY, U STUCK UP HEARTLESS BITCH!.
Ive said it before and Ill say it again "IT WONT LAST". Their relationship is NOT meant to be. If they do get to the marriage part, I give it a year or two, MAYBE three tops. Just more hollywood BS just like everyone else in Hollywood.
Damn, her chin implant really sticks out in that photo.
What's wrong with her chin?
nooooo jake is mineeeee
Hopefully it will last as long as it can in Hollywood. Just imagine the pressure of doing films with other very attractive actors for months with them… there is no doubt that anyone would develop a mutual attraction. I'm sure they will last longer than her last husband since both of their signs are the best fit for each other. Reece is an Aries and Jake is a Sagittarius, those two signs match best with one another, Ryan was a Virgo which isn't the best match for a Aries.
A horse face and a gay dude
with a huge head….
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Is it true that Reese has denied these marriage rumours? Please let that be true! I respect both these people as actors, but just cannot stomach stupid publicity stunts in treir real lives.
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too bad it's not true….
Gyllenspoon Sticks Fork in Wed Talk
Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon just want to make one thing perfectly clear: They're not getting married, despite what everyone's reporting.
"They are not engaged, getting married or any of the reports," say reps for the couple to People. The reports are all just "lies," as if the former statement weren't emphatic enough. The couple was spotted recently in Paris with Reese's kids, and they've been together for more than a year.
"wow, my beard's older than me…
weird!"
What is it with that Chin Of Hers? It looks like it is a pouch for a little russet potato. Is she related to Jay Leno in some way?