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Completely Gratuitous

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David Beckham poses pretty in the new issue of Men's Health.

Once again, we must ask….

Where's the shirtlessness????

    Posted: Aug 4, 2008 at 12:16 pm / Email this  »
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    55 comments to “Completely Gratuitous”

    1. usio says – reply to this


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      Surprising!!
      Recently he is playing on " C asual se ek . co m " . It is said that he wants to find a nice girl on " C asual se ek . co m " to be his girlfriend. Who will be the lucy firl? You or Me?

    2. wiek says – reply to this


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      joehoehh

    3. Tony says – reply to this


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      Does he EVER play soccer anymore?

    4. PSR says – reply to this


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      His face in the bottom picture looks completely messed up!

    5. ANDY2 says – reply to this


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      FUCK YES!!!! BECKS, PLEASE SIT ON MY FACE!!
      FUCK YES!!!! BECKS, PLEASE SIT ON MY FACE!!
      FUCK YES!!!! BECKS, PLEASE SIT ON MY FACE!!
      FUCK YES!!!! BECKS, PLEASE SIT ON MY FACE!!
      FUCK YES!!!! BECKS, PLEASE SIT ON MY FACE!!
      FUCK YES!!!! BECKS, PLEASE SIT ON MY FACE!!
      FUCK YES!!!! BECKS, PLEASE SIT ON MY FACE!!
      FUCK YES!!!! BECKS, PLEASE SIT ON MY FACE!!
      FUCK YES!!!! BECKS, PLEASE SIT ON MY FACE!!
      FUCK YES!!!! BECKS, PLEASE SIT ON MY FACE!!

    6. ANDY2 says – reply to this


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      FUCK!!! I MUST COMMENT AGAIN!!! I WOULD SO DRAIN THIS MAN OF EVERY BODILY FLUID AND RUB IT ALL OVER MY FACE!!!

      FUCK!!! I MUST COMMENT AGAIN!!! I WOULD SO DRAIN THIS MAN OF EVERY BODILY FLUID AND RUB IT ALL OVER MY FACE!!!

      FUCK!!! I MUST COMMENT AGAIN!!! I WOULD SO DRAIN THIS MAN OF EVERY BODILY FLUID AND RUB IT ALL OVER MY FACE!!!

      FUCK!!! I MUST COMMENT AGAIN!!! I WOULD SO DRAIN THIS MAN OF EVERY BODILY FLUID AND RUB IT ALL OVER MY FACE!!!

      FUCK!!! I MUST COMMENT AGAIN!!! I WOULD SO DRAIN THIS MAN OF EVERY BODILY FLUID AND RUB IT ALL OVER MY FACE!!!

      FUCK!!! I MUST COMMENT AGAIN!!! I WOULD SO DRAIN THIS MAN OF EVERY BODILY FLUID AND RUB IT ALL OVER MY FACE!!!

    7. LENA says – reply to this


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      H——-O——-T

    8. simon says – reply to this


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      he's hanging on to his nut(s) with a wife like that

    9. Hanna says – reply to this


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      first

    10. ANDY2 says – reply to this


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      OH…AND NOT TO MENTION THAT I WOULD TOTALLY EAT HIS ASSHOLE RIGHT AFTER A LONG, HOT AND SWEATY SOCCER MATCH!!!
      OH…AND NOT TO MENTION THAT I WOULD TOTALLY EAT HIS ASSHOLE RIGHT AFTER A LONG, HOT AND SWEATY SOCCER MATCH!!!
      OH…AND NOT TO MENTION THAT I WOULD TOTALLY EAT HIS ASSHOLE RIGHT AFTER A LONG, HOT AND SWEATY SOCCER MATCH!!!
      OH…AND NOT TO MENTION THAT I WOULD TOTALLY EAT HIS ASSHOLE RIGHT AFTER A LONG, HOT AND SWEATY SOCCER MATCH!!!
      OH…AND NOT TO MENTION THAT I WOULD TOTALLY EAT HIS ASSHOLE RIGHT AFTER A LONG, HOT AND SWEATY SOCCER MATCH!!!
      OH…AND NOT TO MENTION THAT I WOULD TOTALLY EAT HIS ASSHOLE RIGHT AFTER A LONG, HOT AND SWEATY SOCCER MATCH!!!
      OH…AND NOT TO MENTION THAT I WOULD TOTALLY EAT HIS ASSHOLE RIGHT AFTER A LONG, HOT AND SWEATY SOCCER MATCH!!!

    11. Chels says – reply to this


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      hooootttt! 7th?

    12. ANDY2 says – reply to this


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      BECKS, I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    13. aj says – reply to this


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      notice how he never smiles?? I saw him on Ellen and he has a mouth full of crooked teeth! It changes his whole appearance! Nerdy voice too, but great body!

    14. Princ says – reply to this


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      He looks pretty hot with his clothes on!

    15. nat says – reply to this


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      dayum he's hot.. and first

    16. asdf says – reply to this


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      He's not hot.

    17. ANDY2 says – reply to this


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      I OFTEN FANTASIZE ABOUT MARRYING THIS MAN AT A DRIVE-THRU CAPPEL IN VEGAS (WITH A LARGE DIET COKE TO GO), AND THEN FUCKING LIKE SAVAGED CRACK-HEADS, AT A CHICKEN NUGGET DRIVE-THRU. OMG, HE JUST MAKES ME LOSE ALL REASONING AND SANITY AND LOGIC!!!!!!!!!

    18. Sammm says – reply to this


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      :D:D:D:D:D:D:D

    19. JJK88 says – reply to this


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      he can do me anytime he wants!

    20. matty says – reply to this


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      I'm SO sick of David Beckham

    21. size0 says – reply to this


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      He looks like K-fed. Fag

    22. inmom says – reply to this


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      What an absolute dickhead this pratt is. He is sooooooooooooo into himself vain greedy and such A FUCKING DICKHEAD. GO AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY.

    23. Patty says – reply to this


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      He and Justin Timberlake are starting to look like twins.

    24. bling says – reply to this


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      here we go again with ur beckham obsession.

    25. nina says – reply to this


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      even with his shirt on he is hotttt. :) I LOVE YOU BECKS!



    26. 26

      Shirt or No Shirt.. Thank You. : ]

    27. JJK88 says – reply to this


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      Thankfully no Posh in this spread!!

    28. ahhh says – reply to this


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      perfect way to start a monday…drooling all over the keyboard. I absolutely love this man. His soccer skills, his face, his chest, his sexy calf muscles…
      yummy.



    29. 29

      HE IS NOT CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!
      WHAT THE HELL IS THE BIG WHOOP??
      UGH!!! GAAG

    30. renee says – reply to this


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      that suit and hat look rediculous!

    31. renee says – reply to this


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      Re: ANDY2 – UR SCARY!!!

    32. avera says – reply to this


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      waaay overrated in the looks department!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    33. 33

      I am so sick of this Beckham shit. $200 mil. to play soccer and he's so in luv with himself he goes and does this shit….Pansy ass!!!

    34. Prett says – reply to this


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      I love this man……..

    35. Jenny says – reply to this


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      Over hyped. He's nice looking but not to the extent of drooling. He should just model full time because he's abandoned soccer I see.

    36. Emma says – reply to this


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      love him :D

    37. Leah says – reply to this


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      just keep it coming perez=)

    38. f says – reply to this


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      its hrd nt seein becks arnd in the uk,i love cumin on2 ur page perez,i nearly always find him here lol. isnt he an absolute diamond? hes gorgeous

    39. wow says – reply to this


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      wow that all i have to say!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

    40. Josh says – reply to this


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      he is looking VERY OLD–and he's gonna regret all those "tramp stamps" in a few years. hell, look at how silly (and skinny, btw) his arms look now…

    41. WHIT says – reply to this


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      WHY DOES HE MAKE ALWAYS MAKE THE SAME FACE
      THE 'I WANNA KILL YOU' FACE

    42. GetOv says – reply to this


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      It's all about the lighting. have you seen this guy live and in the flesh? I was so disappointed when I saw him at a Soccer game. He's nothing special in " real life" .

    43. anne says – reply to this


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      Yes he is totally hot - that is until he open his mouth and you hear his squeeky voice. And not longer after that it is easy to understand he is not the sharpest knife in the drawer plus adding his idiot pig nose wife to the picture - then you are left with yet another self absorbed moron.

    44. €sp says – reply to this


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      WTF?
      Planet of the apes?

    45. tar says – reply to this


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      KEEP THEM COMING PEREZ!! I LOVE MR. BECKHAM!

    46. ken says – reply to this


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      dumbass, the "shirtlessness" would be gratuitous.

    47. uBUGr says – reply to this


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      THIS GUY IS UGGO, AND SO IS HIS SCRAWNY, BONEY, TRIANGLE-HEADED WIFE.
      :l-



    48. 48

      FUCKIN SEXXXXAAYYYYY

    49. tArDy says – reply to this


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      Re: ANDY2 – Sorry you didn't get the one where I told you I was a girl. I knew I would find you right here. And you didn't disapoint. You make ME wish I was a guy, so that I could do him in the ass! I hope you're getting your salad tossing on as I type!!
      Love ya!!

    50. Scorn says – reply to this


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      Over Rated

    51. Danny says – reply to this


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      I just threw-up looking at him.



    52. 52

      Boring!



    53. 53

      Perez, what do YOU see in this Man??



    54. 54

      Re: torrrieB –

      I hear ya! He looks like a leprachaun in pic 2



    55. 55

      Even though im really jealous that Posh has Becks, there like the ultimate dream family..3 Goregous boys, a beautiful mom and my one true love Mr Beckham.. He's my everything