Cutting The Cheese

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Looks like you'll be getting less cheese for your cheese at Mickey D's.

McDonald's is weighing whether to yank the popular double cheeseburger from its Dollar Menu because of the high cost of cheese.

Noooooooo!

Some franchises are reportedly selling the double-cheeseburger with one slice of cheese instead of two and calling it a "double hamburger with cheese."

Blasphemy!!!!!

Other franchises have replaced the double cheeseburger on the Dollar Menu with a double hamburger or have raised the price up to $1.10.

If you can't spring the extra few cents, just bring the burger home and put your own cheese on the burger!

McDonald's may also expand its mid-range menu - with food selling for $1.30 to $2 - to keep budget-conscious customers from abandoning the joint altogether.

"We know customers are facing tough times in this economy," said head honcho Don Thompson.

They're so thoughtful!

Times are tough, but you'll still be able to shovel junk into your bods!

[Image via Getty Images.]

    Posted: Aug 4, 2008 at 4:16 pm / Email this  »

    99 comments to “Cutting The Cheese”

    1. MissB says – reply to this


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      it's NOT McDonalds w/out the use of their gov'ment cheese. If I put my own Kraft or Velveeta singles it totally defeats the purpose of Mickey D's. They need to quit being so damn cheap.

    2. anna says – reply to this


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      5th?

    3. ANDY2 says – reply to this


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      woohooo!!!!!!!!!

    4. chauc says – reply to this


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      they hook it up with the doubles.

    5. HEHEH says – reply to this


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      Eigth!

    6. kalee says – reply to this


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      you can't get a double cheeseburger in new york for a dollar, it costs at least 1.35 i think maybe even more. california has more competition with carls jr. and in and out and better places than mickey d's. but in new york we've been screwed out of the double for years.

    7. Beebe says – reply to this


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      McD's nastttyyy.  cut back on the whole menu and do north america a favour. and wtf cheese doesnt cost a lot.

    8. simon says – reply to this


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      getting rid of the trans fat crap is going to do wonders already-leave the cheese,please

    9. Del says – reply to this


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      Actually, McDonald's was recently rated one of the top 10 healthiest restuarants. Not everybody gets a big mac!

    10. BG says – reply to this


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      they don't cut me a break when I order without cheese so why should they charge others for the cheese?? McD's is going down anyway,

    11. Mike says – reply to this


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      Without the cheeseburger from its Dollar Menu anymore Perez is going to be one broke-ass MF

    12. dbcgv says – reply to this


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      Bushiiit strikes again!!!



    13. 13

      THIS IS AN OUTRAGE

    14. Purty says – reply to this


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      How about cutting it from the menu because McDonald's is one of the reasons America is MORBIDLY OBESE, not to mention the fact that beef farming is one of the leading causes of global warming and eating meat is revolting? I'm just sayin…

    15. world says – reply to this


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      hey those girls look very young;; perez are they sluts or ho,s please tell me because i don,t know;; but i do know that you would know

    16. carmi says – reply to this


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      It's already been yanked from the dollar menu in NYC

    17. B says – reply to this


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      Some, not all, of this economy talk is just a way for companies to raise their prices blaming it on higher food costs. It is bullshit, they want more profit in their pockets. Besides, McDonald's is gross , and after you watch that Spurlock movie Super Size Me, your thoughts change about McD's. Everyone should boycott McDonald's, it will kill you.

    18. Amand says – reply to this


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      Yeah, with the increase in cheese prices, it probably costs them 12 cents to make a double cheeseburger instead of 8.



    19. 19

      Perez you need to go vegetarian, taco bell is much better than McDonalds anyway!

    20. varia says – reply to this


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      Dude…..it's not even real cheese - It's just oil and crap. How do you justify raising the price due to the increasing price of dairy when that crap is NOT dairy???

    21. schmo says – reply to this


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      I hope all McDonald's go out of business. They're destroying the planet.

    22. shelb says – reply to this


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      tsk tsk
      mcdolands is discuting anyways
      and its bad for you.
      who really NEEDS a dubble cheese buger?

    23. Ms Do says – reply to this


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      Agh! Get rid of it already! That shit is way too greasy gotdamnit!!!!!!!!!!

    24. aliso says – reply to this


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      yeah the double cheeseburger has been gone in alabama for a few months now…and some places took the mc chicken off too! theyre both like 1.75 now. LAMEEEEEEEE

    25. no says – reply to this


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      eww I don't eat fast food so I don't care. yuck those Mickey d workers could be spittin in your food and handling your food with their dirty nose picking finger… you would never know. No thanks!

    26. Kel says – reply to this


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      College students everywhere will have to go back to surviving on Ramen Noodles and cereal.

    27. EVIL says – reply to this


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      Perhaps you can make some loot by selling your cheese to them at discounted prices Perez.

    28. simon says – reply to this


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      Re: world

      It's Chloe and Chewybacca Kardashian(whatever)

    29. nickn says – reply to this


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      its a sad day, oh well where's the side salad at

    30. Jill says – reply to this


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      I am proud to say that I have NEVER eaten at McDonald's, Burger King, Carl's Jr., Jack in the Box, Sonics, etc. and I have a damn hot body (35-25-35).
      .
      Don't eat that garbage or you will look like Roseanne Barr.

    31. ACK says – reply to this


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      Finally a set of buns in a picture that is bigger than Kim K's!

    32. QT says – reply to this


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      Double Cheeseburgers are 1.70 at our McDonald's…

    33. ulame says – reply to this


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      everybody meet me at mr.chows

    34. lol says – reply to this


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      That is an evil, demented picture and the funniest damn thing…lolololol

    35. size0 says – reply to this


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      Hey Piggy…
      You know this is not Miley.
      You are such a fucking tard
      trying to initate some fake
      billshit.
      >
      Mickey Dees is also
      introducing a new pig burger.
      Thank you Perez! for donating
      the meat from your face and
      back.

      Oink Oink

      :)

    36. Thora says – reply to this


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      Man, fuck McD's. None of that shit is real food anyway. It's UNFOOD. Garbage. I should know, I used to work there years ago. You want a real double cheeseburger, go make one at home. Just slap a burger patty on one of those George Foreman grills and in like five minutes you have a well-done burger and you can put as many slices as of your own damn cheese you want and whatever else you want on it! :)

    37. DUBYA says – reply to this


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      ……..WELL, WELL….LOOKEE YONDER. McDONALDS ADDED THEM TWO KARDASHIAN SKANKS' I.Q.'s TOGETHER AND PUT THE TOTAL ON TOP OF THAT 'BIG MAC'!
      ……….SHORE MAKES ME LAUGH, CAUSE' MY I.Q. IS ALMOST 40 ALL BY MY LONESOME…HE HE HE……."IS OUR CHILDREN LEARNING?"



    38. 38

      I'm so horrified. Looks like I won't make McDonalds my breakfast, lunch, and dinner any longer. Good greif….

    39. duthi says – reply to this


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      what are you going to gourge on now perez you fat pig? I hope you choke on a burger

    40. becky says – reply to this


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      LI McDonalds 1.69 and 1.89 for double cheeseburgers. Its not on the $ menu.

    41. GGG says – reply to this


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      The double cheeseburger has not been in the $1 menu for a LONG time here in NY! You cannot even get the McChicken at a lot of places for $1.00!

    42. luis says – reply to this


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      o hell no perez i love those double cheeseburgers bring back the cheese please

    43. big f says – reply to this


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      Poor Perez! we will be so skrooed… boo hoo we will have to gnaw our arms off.

    44. FuckY says – reply to this


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      I think McDonalds is a bunch of assholes. They won't even let you substitute ketch and must with mayo for free, so you have to ask for a mayo packet which is free, bullshit. Their Big Mac is almost the same as a double except 1 slice of cheese, stupid sauce, lettuce, 2 pickles, middle flat piece of bread, and seeds, yawn, but costs 1.5x as much. Sorry no one wants a double hamburger, then they will charge 20 to 30 cents a slice to add cheese, fuck that. Reducing it down to 1 slice, that sucks too. I could maybe handle a 10 cent increase, but if you are gonna raise it up every 6 months that's bs. The double cheeseburger being cheap is the ONLY reason I still even go there. They better think twice before they fuck with the last people still willing to eat their shit!

    45. good says – reply to this


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      chloe is sooooo ugly! I would rather look at Rumer Willis. OK maybe not.



    46. 46

      they should come out with meat free food before considering getting rid of CHEESE… wft!



    47. 47

      ewww.

      it has twice the cow flesh and nearly triple the calories of any regular meal!

      go veg people. This s**t is nasty.

    48. Gator says – reply to this


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      Supersize me…..! ACK! I just spat mah soda and mah last toof on my keyboared. Gone crayfish hunting and frogging.

    49. AHHHH says – reply to this


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      Perez, you need to go to mah church. I can speak in tongues and my snakes can cure you…

    50. cindy says – reply to this


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      Do people ACTUALLY call THAT CHEESE!!!! Yikes!!! NO WONDER NORTH AMERICANS ARE SOOOOOO FAT AND UNHEALTHY!!!!! HELLOOOOOOOOOOO?

    51. aj says – reply to this


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      we've still got it here in Arkansas, plus the McChicken, sausage mcmuffin, large sweet tea, 2 hash browns, medium fry and the parfait thing. I like the parfaits and the side salads are still a dollar but they don't have tomoatoes, only lettuce and carrots

    52. Donut says – reply to this


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      Just a thought Americans–a side salad is also on the dollar menu. I'm just saying……

    53. ESB says – reply to this


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      Oh the horror, first Perez loses his favorite jerk off material, Playgirl, now he's gonna lose the double cheese to stuff that fat hole of his.

    54. yeah says – reply to this


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      just letting everyone know-
      backing up Del…

      mcDs is THE HEALTHIEST fast food restaurant in the nation and is doing more than you know to keep costs down and keep the planet in better shape.

      there is a LEED certified restaurant opening up in Chicago in a week. Tell me what other restaurant is doing that (going green).

    55. dmd says – reply to this


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      Uhmm there is a reason why Americans are the fattest fucks on this planet!! Poor people eating crappy ass food that has a million calories thanks to fast food joints. Shit is disgusting!

    56. Icedc says – reply to this


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      I do not eat McDonalds food but I love their Iced Coffee and Iced tea for that matter. I get an iced coffee there most mornings. Just last week I noticed a fancy new sign. It had all the extra charges for SAUCE on it. If you get a six piece chicken, you get 1 sauce..anymore sauce it like 25 cents..it goes on from there.

      That is CRAP.



    57. 57

      Gross, do all you people really eat McDonalds??? No wonder America is so fat. Get over it, who gives a shit if they use 1 slice of fake cheese or 2?? Might as well slather it on your ass!

    58. chees says – reply to this


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      Fail. The double cheeseburger is the most delicious thing on the menu

    59. P says – reply to this


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      Why the fuck are you calling it Mickey D's?

      lmfao, it's Maccy D's.

    60. monsa says – reply to this


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      Mcdonalds burgers aren't made from cows anyway, they're made from soy, oil, and yellow dye #54

    61. annie says – reply to this


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      american are too fat anyways.
      idiots



    62. 62

      I'LL PAY MORE!!!
      .
      DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER IS MY FAVE!
      .
      PLEEEEEEEEAAAASSSSSE DON'T MESS WITH THE CHEESE TO MEAT TO BREAD RATIO!! ITS PERFECT!!

    63. myko says – reply to this


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      That's just like you Perez, thinking to put your own cheese on your burger when you get home! Sounds like you've been there, done that! Closeted eating disorder? You probably go to Subway too, order lots of veggies on your turkey sammy, get home and add a bunch of cheese, double the meat, smear it with mayo and dip it it ranch dressing. How's your diet treating you?

    64. DUBYA says – reply to this


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      …..NEXT TIME I GO TO MICKEY-DEEES, I'M GONNA SIT ON THE HAMBURGLER'S LAP.

    65. stoma says – reply to this


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      I'm hungry



    66. 66

      Sucks for my hubby b/c he loves those double cheeseburgers

    67. jc says – reply to this


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      who's still eating that crap?

    68. drama says – reply to this


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      They're $1.29 here…
      I used to be able to get a double cheeseburger, medium fries, and an ice water for lunch for just over $2…not anymore!

    69. chess says – reply to this


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      yo oh snap i just went 2 macdonalds and i recorded a dvd theres a 600 pound man eating a big mac little kids cursing in the play place oh snap theres ketchup on peoples butts the dvd includes 5 new macdonalds theme songsby jive records the dvd is coming out this fall check out my website yoburgersyum.com

    70. texas says – reply to this


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      NOOOOOO!!!!! That's bull shit!!! They need to cut some jobs, not cut the cheese!!! Why is the consumer having to pay more for less anymore!?!? BULL SHIT! I'll just go to Burger King instead from now on!!



    71. 71

      WHY A PICTURE OF THE 2 PSEUDO CELEBS WITH THE MOSTEST GIGANTICEST COLLOSSUSSESSEST A$$ES AS EATING AT MCDONALDS?

    72. Krist says – reply to this


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      Try moving to Alaska where its the $1.50 menu…

    73. ewwww says – reply to this


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      personally, i hate mcdonald.

    74. GoVeg says – reply to this


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      There is as much suffering and death in a slice of cheese as there is in a piece of meat. McDonalds is an evil corporation that contributes to obesity, especially among African Americans and Latinos. This corporation is spreading its evil and murder all over the globe at an astonishing rate. Every dairy cow ends up in a slaughter house. Go vegan! Save the planet! Factory farming contributes to global warming more than any other single contributing factor.

    75. swat says – reply to this


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      That slice of cheese probably costs them two whole fucking cents.



    76. 76

      Is that Kim Khardasian with her boobs hanging out again…???
      I swear, she's got the Tourrette's Of The Boobs Syndrome. Turning those babies loose at the most inopportune moments.

    77. Nicho says – reply to this


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      Um….in ny I haven't seen the double cheese burger on the dollar menu for yearss….at least 4 or 5. I did notice that the other day there was only on slice if cheese on my cheeseburger..

    78. HamBu says – reply to this


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      Already yanked from some ORLANDO Mc Donald's. They sell for $1.49

    79. uBUGr says – reply to this


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      TAKE IT HOME AND PUT YOUR OWN CHEESE ON IT. HA HA. YOU ARE SO GHETTO. YOU CAN TAKE THE GIRL OUT OF CUBA, BUT YOU CAN'T TAKE CUBA OUT OF THE GIRL.
      :l-

    80. bek says – reply to this


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      In Australia a simple cheeseburger cost $2.00 & we have had the trans fat banned for ages - the chips taste crap now!!

    81. So Du says – reply to this


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      That's the most utter crap I've ever heard. Mcdonalds is RAKING in the cash, and they can't afford an extra 10cents for a slice of cheese on every burger? my god, what is this world coming to O.o

    82. crist says – reply to this


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      quit bitching!!!! try living in alaska where everything is 10x more expensive than anywhere in the lower 48. Our gas is 4.50 to 4.75 a gallon. People here even have to pay for fuel to heat there homes during the winter….where it reaches upwards of negative 40degrees……..We dont have dollar menu's….there called 1.50 menus….. and its not uncommon to pay almost $10 for a value meal at any fast food chain…….

    83. yep! says – reply to this


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      Well I guess the Kardashian's are a good choice for the picture. With their big butts I'm sure they cut the cheese right, left and sideways.

    84. roz says – reply to this


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      In England a Mcdonalds double cheeseburger costs about £1.19 which is approx $2.50 according to current exchange rate. When you guys talk about your dollar menu we also have a 99p menu which is like you guys paying $2.00 for a mcflurry, medium fries, medium drink, sundae etc….You can't really complain about the prices!!!



    85. 85

      is that the kardashian sisters?

    86. jaks says – reply to this


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      Re: Purty – I totally agree with you! The amount of soybeans that are fed to the cows to produce the meat McD's uses to fatten up the world could feed ALL the hungry people…

    87. jaks says – reply to this


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      Re: GoVeg – ditto!

    88. Mrgrt says – reply to this


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      Being that the cost of cheese is so high at the moment, shouldn't that mean that the Double Cheeseburger is safe and sound? Cuz we all know that yellow slab of melted then resolidified plasticine isn't actually cheese. In fact, if the price of beef went up, the price of a Double Cheeseburger STILL wouldn't be affected…

    89. PFOP says – reply to this


      89

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    90. poop says – reply to this


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      that cake looks soooo coool!

    91. Leena says – reply to this


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      Dang, I was wondering why they don't have double cheeseburger meals at my mcdonalds anymore.

    92. Kimbe says – reply to this


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      It's sad when a few slices of cheese cost more than hamburger meat.

    93. kelly says – reply to this


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      like they don't make enough money already to give us a free slice of cheese. bastards. i get nuggets anyway mmmmm



    94. 94

      Glad i don't eat that shit.. i feel sorry for ya PErez… where are you going to fill now that greasy stomach?



    95. 95

      That's cheap! Here in the UK, the double cheese burger is £1.20, so what? About $2? And a meal costs £3.50ish so about $7. Thank your lucky stars!



    96. 96

      Oh well, I don't really care much because I don't get their food most of the time. However, I hope they keep their awesome yummy iced coffees at $2 for a large! Those things rock and are FULL of caffein and at least a buck cheaper than something from Starbucks!



    97. 97

      So what? aren't americans fat enough? though I suppose the cheese lends some nutritional value, blahhh Micky Ds is gross



    98. 98

      Wow! I'm so glad that I stocked up years ago! Few people realize the extended shelf life a lot of Mickey D's menu items have! My 4 year-old fries look just like I bought them yesterday! Happy Meal!



    99. 99

      i can't believe this is in the news
      i find it amazing that people still eat this shit