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Getting Domesticated…in the Valley

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The ball and chain is officially locked on!

Pete Wentz is in the process of selling his Hollywood Hills bachelor pad.

It's apparently going for a cool $1.7 million.

Not too bad for an LA hills home.

He should've kept it!

We're sure there's going to be days he's going to want to escape the wife and kid. Turn it into a recording studio!

Petey has shacked up in Asslee's massive Valley mansion.

Looks like the missus is in control of the ship!

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54 comments to “Getting Domesticated…in the Valley”

  1. blah says – reply to this


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    w w w w i n n e r s u s e d r u g s c o m

  2. emili says – reply to this


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    who cares?

  3. Ljkef says – reply to this


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    2nd!

  4. Cha says – reply to this


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    2

  5. m,mm says – reply to this


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    LOL pete sucks en ashlee even more

  6. kesle says – reply to this


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    second yo



  7. 7

    She wears her bangs like that so she doesn't have to look at his ridiculously ugly face/self.

  8. lilly says – reply to this


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    check out perezhiltons hot topic "fashion line" it's going down the fucking drain. now you can actually buy his shitty flip flops for 2 bucks

  9. Boo! says – reply to this


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    How does she see with her hair in her face like that? It doesn't even look good.

  10. Prett says – reply to this


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    WHO

  11. Gwen says – reply to this


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    why u keep deleting my comments?

  12. Mothe says – reply to this


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    what's with the gay fucking hairdo's, still…? God I want to yank their fucking bangs outta their face…ugh.

  13. rell says – reply to this


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    Re: emili

    "Who Cares?" Alot of people say this on these blogs…. what I dont understand, is why are you here if you arent interested, why bother writing 'who cares' if you dont care? clearly you have some interest at least in writing that you dont care…. so when you think about it. You actually do care.

    emili- whoever you are, go outside and do something with your life. We are all wasting our lives being online looking at other people's lives, instead of being remotely interesting ourselves.

    GO outside and get some exersize, do some gardening, mow the lawn…. go see your friends and stop wasting your time on this bullshit website, if you really dont care- like you say you do.

    WASTE OF TIME THIS ALL IS………………….
    fortunatly, I Like wasting my time on my days off… therefore, I care.

  14. HOPE says – reply to this


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    Looks like the missus has to trim her bangs. She is starting to look like one of my sheepdogs.

  15. yaYA! says – reply to this


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    I wonder what papa Joe thought when she brought home that queer bate.

  16. ANDY2 says – reply to this


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    I want to slurp on his cock. He is so fucking cute. He can stay with me!!!!

  17. Me says – reply to this


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    this is mean but it seems like she lost her personality when she lost her nose

  18. swat says – reply to this


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    Don't care.
    Soooo don't care about these two at all.
    Stop posting about them Perez

  19. anony says – reply to this


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    Ewwww…the valley? Sorry but there's is NOTHING cool about suburbia. It's not the place to raise children and if you guys have an ounce of style and class you will sell her 'McMansion" and move.
    Sorry valley people but you know this is true. Ashlee's obviously needs some lesson in style if she even bought a house there to begin with.

  20. NJ Ma says – reply to this


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    what's with her fucking hair????

  21. Sam says – reply to this


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    What's your beef with Ashlee? She's cute and fun and she's happy.

  22. Eric says – reply to this


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    What Lil' Ole Ashlee doesn't know is that Pete has a condo back in Illinois. Guess he's keeping that as a backup plan. :-)

  23. myk says – reply to this


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    Mario's beef with Ashlee is exactly that she's cut and fun and happy. Because Mario's just a jealous and insecure poor excuse for a human being with a deep inferiority complex. An internet bully, if you will.

  24. Yo Ma says – reply to this


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    Re: Sam – She is so not cute…and um…btw…you can't keep a gay man straight for long….and that chin of hers….yikes…ir looks better on Jay Leno.

  25. artie says – reply to this


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    why does she always have that fucking pointy chin posed in a way that she thinks looks good. She is chintastic. perez you eat ass stop showing this annoying cunt and her cocksucking bitch

  26. Green says – reply to this


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    WTF is up with her hair. Jesus I wish celebs would all just go somewhere with their stupid clothes, hair, accessories, faces blah :P

  27. Marge says – reply to this


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    Is it just me or is Ashlee's chin looking more and more like the Rock of Gibraltar than a chin?

  28. Green says – reply to this


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    Re: rell – E-X-C-E-R-C-I-S-E. Sorry, it's the editor in me!
    Other than that, good post, well said!

  29. capit says – reply to this


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    The chin on that baby is going to be enormous.

  30. chris says – reply to this


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    is there room in the bathroom for BOTH of their flat iron collections!?!

  31. OldB says – reply to this


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    How on earth does a talentless twat like this afford a "massive Valley mansion"?

  32. rich says – reply to this


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    He can do way better than her

  33. Lula says – reply to this


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    Don't care about Mrs. CHIN.

  34. josh says – reply to this


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    I'd lick every square inch of Pete……

  35. Tara says – reply to this


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    Leno's chin is cuter!

  36. Heath says – reply to this


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    You can't 'shack up' when you are married.

  37. Queen says – reply to this


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    Pete's going to need that pad when he realizes how tough life will be as a rock star, parent, husband! He'll regret it!

  38. jf says – reply to this


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    asslee needs to seriously cut her hair. she looks like a shaggy sheep dog!

  39. India says – reply to this


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    That will big a very ugly kid with these two hideous things as parents.

  40. bling says – reply to this


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    pete wentz looks like such a tool. worst haircut ever



  41. 41

    what in the hell is wrong with her bangs, is she trying to get pete's look, but only in a longer version???

  42. emily says – reply to this


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    god her hair looks terrible!

  43. Sophi says – reply to this


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    People are so evil about these two. Pete's actually a really nice guy.

  44. grus says – reply to this


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    Who cares about the house. Now asslee looks like a disco queen. I must mention that she has no talent.

  45. bosto says – reply to this


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    I think I'm going to throw up. These two make me sick.

  46. Lamis says – reply to this


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    IM SO JELOUS OF HER SHE IS GONNA HAVE SUCH AN EASY BIRTH WITH THAT LOOSE ASS NASTY TWAT OF HERS! hahaha Shes ugly i hope her kid inheits her ugly bumpy nose. SUPER NACA OUT OF Los Angeles PLEASE.

  47. DICK says – reply to this


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    Not by the hair of my…
    LOOK AT THAT
    CHINNY CHIN CHIN!!!!
    Holy Moly!!!!!

  48. DICK says – reply to this


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    OMG !!!
    Is she related to POTATO HEAD???
    ARE they both related to POTATO HEAD???



  49. 49

    I didn't know that poppa Joe was into real state too….

  50. what says – reply to this


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    Check out Petes orb on his chest. Pretty cool…

  51. AM24 says – reply to this


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    Maybe he can use the money to buy her a hair cut. Are they going to buy the baby a new face too?

  52. AM24 says – reply to this


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    Maybe he can use the money to buy her a hair cut. Are they gonna buy the baby a new face too?



  53. 53

    Congrats- I hope They last!
    BUT, Perez why should He keep a "bachelor pad"??



  54. 54

    am i the only one who no-longer finds him attractive now that he's married?