In Defense of the Troll

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We're guessing that Mary Kate TROLLsen isn't happy with reports that emerged early Monday that she won't speak with investigators about Heath Ledger's death unless she gets immunity.

Looks like she had her lawyer issue a statement to perhaps cool some of the heat she's feeling.

Says Olsen's attorney:

"Despite tabloid speculation, Mary-Kate Olsen had nothing whatsoever to do with the drugs found in Heath Ledger's home or his body, and she does not know where he obtained them…Regarding the government's investigation, at Ms. Olsen's request, we have provided the government with relevant information including facts in the chronology of events surrounding Mr. Ledger's death and the fact that Ms. Olsen does not know the source of the drugs Mr. Ledger consumed," the statement from her attorney continues…We don't know the source of the information being quoted in the media regarding the government's inquiry, but these descriptions are incomplete and inaccurate."

But still…immunity? Shady!

P.S. The Associated Press confirmed the reports, so it's not just the "tabloids" talking.

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    Posted: Aug 4, 2008 at 6:07 pm / Email this  »

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    1. k says – reply to this


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      tramp

    2. 1st says – reply to this


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      Fi-zirst Biznatchios!

    3. yy says – reply to this


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      first

    4. PAT says – reply to this


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      FIRST…BITCHES!!!

    5. k says – reply to this


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      Can't stand her.

    6. k says – reply to this


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      Re: PAT – too late!

    7. Myron says – reply to this


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      HEY ALL YOU BREEDERS!!!
      GO GREEN–
      HAVE YOURSELVES SPAYED OR NEUTERED!!!

    8. k says – reply to this


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      Re: yy – Too late!

    9. k says – reply to this


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      Re: 1st – Too late Biatch!



    10. 10

      leave her alone

    11. Beavs says – reply to this


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      The Chair! The Chair! Give her the Chair!

    12. oobs says – reply to this


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      Who cares. Seriously.

    13. :D says – reply to this


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      whatever who cares about the Trolls? Theyve had their chance in the spotlight which they ruined with shitty acting, bad merchandise and unkempt hair. MOVE ON!

    14. sss says – reply to this


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      1

    15. wilma says – reply to this


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      Well, you only ask for immunity if you have something to hide. So I would say she is absolutly hiding something. Sad, to do that to a friend.

    16. rob says – reply to this


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      it is on the advice of her estate attorney's. she needs to be cautious of her fortune, that's why this is happening.

    17. jenny says – reply to this


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      hahaha perez you post everything five hours after D L I S T E D . C O M and now you're stealing his nickname for the Olsen twins! Spend less time cultivating your own celebrity and more doing your job!!

    18. Ash13 says – reply to this


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      What does she have to do with Heath Ledger?

    19. b.s says – reply to this


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      seeking immunity because she is guitly of something .

      she is running scared now .
      all her money will pay off the immunity plea and she will walk free.
      injustice to heath and his family.
      the law all b.s.
      she she TALK !
      make her !

    20. hide says – reply to this


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      she can runbut she can't hide.
      to plead for immunity in itself proves she has something bad to hide about his death .
      why else would she plead not to speak.
      she should of been hauled in as soon as heath died.
      RIP HEATH .
      and to hell with the troll .
      she needs to deal with her actions.
      karma is a bitch .

    21. sarah says – reply to this


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      she sucks….. this story should just end because nobody wants to hear that mary kate and heath were hanging out-even if they were.

    22. guilt says – reply to this


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      perez,
      write

      guilty

      across her big fat bottoxed forehead .



    23. 23

      Let dead dogs lie…..dead dogs lie..ha ha ha!!!

    24. haha says – reply to this


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      Re: sss – NOPE: Your 14!

    25. drugs says – reply to this


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      ooooooh,
      i wonder what she has to hide ? not.
      the fact there was illegal substances next to heath.
      where did he get them from ?
      oh i wonder .
      make her tell the truh,
      make her squirm.
      she is still alive and heath is gone forever .
      what a waste .
      RIP.

    26. kat says – reply to this


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      Do you even bother to report anything NEW anymore? You finally update the site but there are 2 items? LAME! LAME! AND OLD NEWS!!



    27. 27

      She killed my dad. I am going to cut her face.

    28. PRSpi says – reply to this


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      With alot of money you can buy people to do all the sweet talking for you but you could still end up a TROLL!



    29. 29

      …nice to know that the monies they made on their 'tween clothing line and cheesy films went to good use…keeping hard working dope dealers gainfully employed….FUCK these trolls…they have done NOTHING with their money except promote their excesive lifestyles and buy freedom from the legal process…FUCK THEM!!!! BOYCOTT THE TROLLSEN!!!!!!!!! FUCK THEM TO HELL!!!!

    30. cammi says – reply to this


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      Re: JokerBaby
      You're wierd. I bet you feel special because you stayed up all night to see the opening of Dark knight. Epic fail for you because you have way to much time on your hands. Get off the computer and go play dungeons and dragons sweetheart.

    31. Kelle says – reply to this


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      i Definitely believe she supplied the drugs, she's way too involved in his death..don't ya think?? and immunity IS code for "i've done something wrong"

    32. lala says – reply to this


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      i think thats a pic of Ashley

    33. idiot says – reply to this


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      HEY # 15 WILMA…..sad to do that to a friend? Did you ever think that maybe what she has to hide is something that would make Heath look really bad and perhaps change more than what has been changed of the way people view him? I mean if that was my boyfriend/GOOD friend and they were gone and what I had to say wouldn't solve nor bring them back and all it would do is hurt the legacy they have left…..I wouldn't say anything either. You guys can't insult her or just assume you know what happened…that's what's wrong with the world today….people ASSUME too damn much. People need to stop believing everything on this site ( I find quite a few misses on here-meaning misinformation) or any other publication. Their sources tend to be anyone with a story these days. Here I got one……(someone just told me 50 cent is a white female go tell everyone it must be true b/c a source just told me) Go followers go run with it!

    34. ObJoe says – reply to this


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      She asks for immunity? That's odd. Did she give him the drugs or something?

    35. dumba says – reply to this


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      to bad thats ashley in the picture you cock suckerrr!@@!!!!

    36. GUILT says – reply to this


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      This evil little troll is so guilty… it's not funny. She's just so loaded that she's got big time attorneys that are working overtime to save her little troll sleezy ass from getting in any trouble… I call BULLSHIZ!!! She's a jerk.. couldn't act worth a shit… just made lots of money hocking shitty little kid's records and tapes…bitch

    37. lizz says – reply to this


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      Wasnt he staying at her old place 421 broome street.didnt she know about the drug use didnt the maid call her first i want the truth, you cant handle thw truth the best thing for true tv which was court tv is if there was a civil case against her and she would dress for court and it would be a bohemian fashion show, free publicity for her line hearh died from drugs his partner is already fucking director spike. and every woman that is so sad about his death go to Dunn Reade an suck on a heathbar. That heath what a joker

    38. Donut says – reply to this


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      Everyone knows that her "masseuse" was actually her dealer and apparently Ledgers. Her bony ass could be in some serious shit.

    39. Lilly says – reply to this


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      Actually, Mario, she's simply following her lawyer's advice and exercising her right to plead the Fifth and asking for immunity. I'm Canadian, and even I know she shouldn't be talking to the cops about jackshit without a lawyer mediating the interview because the cops can AND will use anything she states against in in court. She could be 100% innocent, and she's still well within her rights. It's not shady, it's smart.

    40. daklg says – reply to this


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      too bad thats ashley in the pciture you cock suckerrr

    41. heath says – reply to this


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      Always thought there was something suss about "non involvement" with Heath. Why be called when the man is taking his last breath? to say there was nothing going on and then grace the front covers of sad rags saying she's been depressed and she now says she was having a realationship with the man? are we supposed to feel sorry for the lying cow? And she wants immunity? Isn't that for the guilty????????????

    42. Mel says – reply to this


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      they need to investigate more.. im sure they can find out were he was getting the pills.. everything has to have a link.. i"d love to see someone getting jail time for that



    43. 43

      Ooooohooooo…Miss Scarlett. Why is it evah time I see one of these little twin gimped-up has-beens, bruised & gangly legs & all—they's mouths always looks likes they's trying to imitate a pu$$y fart…???
      Showly theys can affords the lip injections. Won't somebody tells 'em that the ducklips is the trademark of a porn star…???

    44. Bianc says – reply to this


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      Perez, are you sure that's Mary Kate? It looks more like Ashley to me. Ashley's face is rounder than MK's.

    45. J says – reply to this


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      Can't they let the man Rest In Peace??

    46. aussi says – reply to this


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      I hope Mary Kate MOLEsen gets hit by the dark knight curse, couldnt happen to a better person! (insert devil face here)

    47. aj says – reply to this


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      Heath was using her massuse, maybe that's why they called her first.

    48. Perez says – reply to this


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      Re: Bianc – Its Mary-Kate.

    49. swat says – reply to this


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      For all her millions of money, she can't look half good?



    50. 50

      Well of course she's gonna' say she don' know nothun' ’bout no drugs.

    51. WTF says – reply to this


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      SHE'S THE ONE THAT GAVE HEATH THE DRUGS……..THE TROLL DID IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    52. sam-n says – reply to this


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      turdez–when u finish law school, u can comment. until then, stick to your sticky disney crap. it more suits ur 11 yr old sensibilities.

    53. Shame says – reply to this


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      She could have saved him but she chose to cover up her involvement and shelet him die!
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      He could have been save. All she needed to do was to call an ambulance ASAP.
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      She was more concerned about negative publicity to herself and sent someone to clear the apartment from the drugs SHE PROVIDED.
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      She should be held accountable for her decisions.
      Her decisions cost Heat his life.

    54. Lulu says – reply to this


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      Sad that she won't assist authorities in someone's death - someone who was meant to be a friend (or more). Any real fried would do anything to help.

    55. gg says – reply to this


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      Somebody is talking my sources at the da in nyc say that someone close to thos a maid, a driver,an assistant has been caught on something and they promised to clear that if they talked of courst trolldoll has been implicated now she has called in the $800 an hour attorneys she would have gone straight to the investigators in the beginning but she knows something and she was afraid. Well my pint size vagina now you must cooperate and the family can sue and they seem like money whores so you better start singing. This is finally getting exciting This is good healthy gossip P, fuck the non stories give us the dirt go back to being the online Enquirer more interviews with tell all assistants did Rob Lowe show his weeeny to the nanny does Streisand like Brolin to put bagels up her ass and eat brunch on her thigh tell us these thing P

    56. Joey says – reply to this


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      Immunity? who does she think she is? A diplomat?

      this is the U.S kid…If you're big enough to take drugs, you're big enough to deal with the consequences.

      all this talk about "accidental" this and that…Its no accident when you willingly mix and match medicine. IT WASN'T AN ACCIDENT.

      All these drug overdoses and drug deaths that people go through could be called accidents. Why aren't they though? Did Kurt Cobain accidentally blow his head off? did Bradley Nowell accidentally inject himself with too much heroin? I think people are smart enough to realize that there are no accidents when it comes to drugs. For the people that take drugs, you take them at your own risk. Everyone knows the risks and side effects.

      the matter should be closed…he died because he did something stupid. he brought sadness to a lot of different people in the world. He also made his film one of the biggest in history. Before he died, there wasn't this much hype for the movie. Now when this guy died, "oh he deserves an Oscar, he deserves this and that"

      Why does he deserve anything? Because he died? After watching the movie, i thought it was good but, he doesn't deserve anything but 2 thumbs up and that's it.

    57. MARIO says – reply to this


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      MARIO HAS VENDETTAS AGAINST CELEBS WHO DON'T SUPPORT HIS HISPANIC/HOMO AGENDA.

    58. zp says – reply to this


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      My God. It looks like she… could it be… ate something. She kind of looks attractive… like she has a face… not just bones with skin hanging off of them.

    59. ceec says – reply to this


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      I don't think she had anything to do with his death-he was a big boy, he took the drugs himself. She probably does not want to implicate herself as taking illegal drugs, giving him drugs, etc. alot of people ask for immunity-everyone knows she does drugs. I would give her immunity to clear things up, too many people think there is something suspicious around his death, not just someone who's drug taking got out of hand

    60. Queen says – reply to this


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      "We don't know the source of the information being quoted in the media regarding the government's inquiry, but these descriptions are incomplete and inaccurate." Exactly. I mean gee, it's not like the government lies or it's not like "sources" claim to be in the know, when in reality, they're just stirring up shit. The story is total crap. If the Feds wanted her to talk, she'd have been talking. This supposed and convenient anonymous source is probably you Perez. Jealous fat queen.

    61. jANET says – reply to this


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      the bitch is asking for an immunity………….. sounds fishy as she looks. i bet she knows about these drugs. she something to do with it……is she supply drugs in exchanged of great sex?



    62. 62

      It is far from "odd" that she asked for immunity. Haven't any of you idiots heard, "Don't trust the Government?". They will find a way to pin this on her. Never, Never, and I mean Never, talk to Feds. or police about anything unless you are protected. She's a smart girl for getting a good legal team.

    63. Putzy says – reply to this


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      :D says – reply to this 13whatever who cares about the Trolls? Theyve had their chance in the spotlight which they ruined with shitty acting, bad merchandise and unkempt hair. MOVE ON!
      ^^^^^^^^^ Clearly you live under a rock. Their clothing lines are a huge success. Their company, Dualstar, does over a $ Billion in retail sales annually. Oh yeah, worth about $450 million and they're just total failures. Putz.

    64. Yak says – reply to this


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      SMILE BITCH!!!!

    65. Kitty says – reply to this


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      LMFAO! And now PIGrez commenger gg has a source as the DA. Uh-huh, surrrrre you do gg. (wink, wink). Yeah, the DA's offices spends times telling Dishwashers secrets. LMAO…the people who post on here are very amusing indeed.

    66. Wave says – reply to this


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      People, the fact is, she is protecting Heath. Fact. Anyone in the know in NYC knows this. First of all, MK may drink, but she is not into drugs. Heath was not either in the traditional sense. But, she is actually trying to protect his reputation and his family. Y'all write like you knew Heath and you know MK. Y'all don't know shit. Stay holed up in your Trailers in Wisconsin and live your life through Reality shows.

    67. DUMB says – reply to this


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      Shame says – reply to this 53She could have saved him but she chose to cover up her involvement and shelet him die!
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      He could have been save. All she needed to do was to call an ambulance ASAP.

      ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID? DO YOU READ? HEATH HAD BEEN DEAD FOR QUITE SOME TIME YOU PUTZ. IT'S NOT HER FAULT THAT SOME IDIOT IN NYC CALLED HER. SHE WAS IN L.A. MAN, IF YOU PEOPLE CAN'T EVEN GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT ON HOLYWOOD GOSSIP, THIS COUNTRY IS SCREWED. DUMB SHIT.

    68. REALI says – reply to this


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      ====== WILL ALWAYS LOOK LIKE A STUPID LITTLE 10YR OLD KID PLAYING DRESS UP! ========

    69. yepYE says – reply to this


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      The Associated Press gets stuff wrong ALL THE TIME! DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING MARIO.

    70. Boom says – reply to this


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      Sounds guilty of something to me……….why is she requesting immunity at all if she had nothing to do with Heath's drugs and death? Smelling awful fishy to me ……..

    71. linds says – reply to this


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      guilty

    72. VL says – reply to this


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      If not then why all the hype and paranoia and speculation? Me thinks someone is covering their butt.

    73. Rhond says – reply to this


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      The AP are you kidding? The National Enquirer has a better record than the associated press.

    74. Maria says – reply to this


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      Fatty, fatty boy always has to weave some kind of controversy into news stories that broke way before he got to them. Besides, we ALL know that Maria (errr, I mean Mario) hates ALL wealthy white girls. That big ole' heffer Perez is one jealous bitch.

    75. Lauri says – reply to this


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      What a self-centered bitch. Can't help an investigation because her nasty little habits and dirty drug dealer contacts will get exposed.

    76. WTF!! says – reply to this


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      PEREZ U DUMB SHIT THAT'S ASHLEY NOT MARYKATE!

    77. Melis says – reply to this


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      Ok, even though this story alone is hilarious…as are the comments. Can we take a second to comment on this outfit? A silk uni-short one piece…i've never seen an Olsen looking so big! :)

    78. Moron says – reply to this


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      Lauri says – What a self-centered bitch. Can't help an investigation because her nasty little habits and dirty drug dealer contacts will get exposed.

      Obviously Lauri, you're too fucking stupid to read! Did you read the article? She did cooperate. Or do you just shoot from the hip like all dumb fucks tend to do? Jealous cow.

    79. elega says – reply to this


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      thats ashley olsen in the pic btw

    80. Silk says – reply to this


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      Love the silk one-piece short set! It's by Chanel. Gorgeous! All the rage as well. Glad you noticed Melis. Do you own one? If not, get one!



    81. 81

      Yeah, when I find dead bodies Mary-Kate is the first person I call.

    82. JSS says – reply to this


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      She needs to get her head out of her ass and remember that somebody actually died.

    83. Shirr says – reply to this


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      Well stick a pole up my butt and call me Hilary Clinton! I really had no idea that "Dickies Dollar Drug Mart" could be such a threat to ones wellbeing! :-( Oops! Did I just type the name of the supplier out loud(?)

    84. Em says – reply to this


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      That is Ashley… You are a retard, and you can't spell!

    85. Anon says – reply to this


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      I hope Michelle Williams, on behalf of their two year old daughter, files a civil suit agains MKO and her estate. That nasty troll bitch brings destruction and a foul odor everywhere she goes. She is filthy like all druggies who never bathe.

    86. becka says – reply to this


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      Like i don't have enough going on that i even care about whether she does drugs or where his drugs came from….really.

    87. walki says – reply to this


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      looking a lot better, good to see you around

    88. Yeah says – reply to this


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      Anon says – I hope Michelle Williams, on behalf of their two year old daughter, files a civil suit agains MKO and her estate. That nasty troll bitch brings destruction and a foul odor everywhere she goes. She is filthy like all druggies who never bathe.

      ^^^ WTF are you talking about? A civil suit? For what Einstein? You don't know what you're talking about. Your post is like some sort of psycho babble. Idiot.

    89. Vinny says – reply to this


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      Could someone please tell me why this insect's face is anywhere except on a can of Raid? Give me a break!

    90. ijbft says – reply to this


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      Re: JokerBaby – Hey retard, the dark knight was just a movie snap out of it. freak

    91. Sad says – reply to this


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      Anyone remember Anna Nicole Smith? Same deal. Afterwards, some over-zealous people tried to make a federal case out of her death. In the end, everyone realized that the poor women died of her own doing. Sad, but true. Seems similar here. Some maid and masseuse are not going to make headlines, but raking this poor young girl through the mud, no matter how unfairly (which it is) will make headlines. And look! It has!! Sad.

    92. Myron says – reply to this


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      She looks like a murderer.

    93. Buono says – reply to this


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      Does she Myron? Cuz that picture is of Ashley. Yeah, they're twins I know. Maybe you're a murder Myron? Bwaahahaahha

    94. Whoca says – reply to this


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      Who cares what happened to Heath is a totally tragedy; however if he was an average joe it wouldn't be this series. I'm positive celebrities can find whatever drug they desire in a instance. Who cares where he got it from I wish they would let him rest in peace.

    95. Irony says – reply to this


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      Look at it this way. In the good ole' USA, a thug Rap star can shoot people, get shot, beat his girlfriend, steal, carry guns, do drugs, etc. and we hold them up as heros and they rake in millions of dollars. Then we have this young woman, who, although obscenely wealthy, is really just a young girl and what do we all do? Villify her and we do so based solely on supposed news stories that carry quotes from anonymous sources. It is UNBELIEVABLE to me!! I seriously can't pathom it. I don't think a word of this story is true and I don't believe for one minute deep down any of you do either. But what the heck, go ahead and demonize the poor little girl. Maybe if she drove around with a thug posse and shot at people we'd praise her.

    96. aaaaa says – reply to this


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      heath should have smoked pot instead of popping pills, that way he'd still be alive…

    97. babus says – reply to this


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      I'd lick her feet but I think she has twisty toes.



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      Re: cammi
      I am not your sweetheart. Bitch, I don't play video games. I play life games. You have some nerve talking to me. Now, go cut your face off.

    99. rag says – reply to this


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      Actually, the AP has become somewhat of a tabloid.

    100. bz says – reply to this


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      don't call her that u fartfag lolz , im jus like her n i luv it!

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