In Defense of the Troll

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We're guessing that Mary Kate TROLLsen isn't happy with reports that emerged early Monday that she won't speak with investigators about Heath Ledger's death unless she gets immunity.

Looks like she had her lawyer issue a statement to perhaps cool some of the heat she's feeling.

Says Olsen's attorney:

"Despite tabloid speculation, Mary-Kate Olsen had nothing whatsoever to do with the drugs found in Heath Ledger's home or his body, and she does not know where he obtained them…Regarding the government's investigation, at Ms. Olsen's request, we have provided the government with relevant information including facts in the chronology of events surrounding Mr. Ledger's death and the fact that Ms. Olsen does not know the source of the drugs Mr. Ledger consumed," the statement from her attorney continues…We don't know the source of the information being quoted in the media regarding the government's inquiry, but these descriptions are incomplete and inaccurate."

But still…immunity? Shady!

P.S. The Associated Press confirmed the reports, so it's not just the "tabloids" talking.

[Image via Getty Images.]

    Posted: Aug 4, 2008 at 6:07 pm / Email this  »

    138 comments to “In Defense of the Troll”

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    1. Shoo says – reply to this


      101

      JokerBaby, no one is talking to you. This is all the written word. See the difference? Now shoo!

    2. elmmy says – reply to this


      102

      btw, that is ASHLEY.. not mary kate. it's obvious that ashley's face is rounder and has fuller lips. plus, the hair!

    3. LIsa says – reply to this


      103

      Oxycodone

    4. Guilt says – reply to this


      104

      Poor thing- looks like she needs to take a shit.

      She must've been complicit in Heath's death.

      Guilty much, Olsen???

    5. truth says – reply to this


      105

      The cunt tried to have her people clean up the apartment before the police arrived. The EMT people showed up but even then they were to busy trying to revive a dead man that they weren't paying attention to what the cunts security detail was removing from the scene of the death. They need to drag this cunt before the grand jury to answer some questions but know this one she'll cop the 5th because she had something to do with certain drugs being removed from the apartment before the police arrived.

    6. PFOP says – reply to this


      106

      www.pocketfullofpaper.com
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    7. chach says – reply to this


      107

      u dont ask for immunity unless its for yourself ,,protect your self not someone else,,,usually its because you have done something it has nothing to do with protecting anyone else,, so I still cant figure out why she would need immunity tho, she wasnt even around at the time, unelss she has names of people and wants to protect herself from any act she may have been involved in, like purchasing illegal drugs herself,

    8. chach says – reply to this


      108

      defintion of immunity is = referring to the inability of the prosecutor to prosecute a witness in exchange for the witness's testimony

    9. Jane says – reply to this


      109

      Re: Joey

      You are a moron. Immunity is not reserved for diplomats. Even random douchebags who watch shitty cop shows could tell you that.

    10. ;] A says – reply to this


      110

      Re: JokerBaby – You're quite odd. You wish you were the Joker! Haha, your make-up is terrible. It looks like you have racoon eyes and like you haven't slept in ages. Don't ruin it! Heath's make-up was sooooo much better than yours. Seriously, get original and stop copying others. JokerBaby? Hahaha, yeah right.

    11. Sure says – reply to this


      111

      Truth man, you need help. So much vulgarity. But it looks like you know it all. So I guess what you say must be true. First of all, anyone with a brain knows that Attorney's speak for their clients. She may not have even known he was using words like immunity. If he was. Notice how no one from the Dept. of Justice has come forward? Notice how this is all based upon an anonymous source. Yeah, and we all know how reliable these supposed anonymous sources are. This story is all crap. NYPD cleared it all and Truth, so you know, since you obviously don't read, the Paramedics were already with Heath when her security arrived to check out the situation and….surprise! The cops were there too and the room was cleared. The Paramedics and Cops have all stated her security people never entered the apartment. Guess facts don't figure into your vulgar rant.

    12. ;] A says – reply to this


      112

      Stupid Troll. She should just come out with it! She did something, you can tell! She can't hide from it forever! Thanks Mary Kate, way to ruin his life!

    13. anna says – reply to this


      113

      Re: jenny – It's true Perez, you need to come up with your own nicknames-DON'T STEAL!

    14. ;] A says – reply to this


      114

      Re: JokerBaby – Dude, seriously GET ORIGINAL! Cut your face? Credit: the (real) Joker.

    15. chase says – reply to this


      115

      I would do the same thing if i was her. Or smart. Let's think….. Hollywood is like a glam mafia, right? Who the fuck wants to be the snitch…Especially if you are under 4 ft tall. hehe. Asking for immunity means nothing personally. It just means you can't ask anyone else's name you say questions.

    16. Colin says – reply to this


      116

      For a much better story on Mary-Kate Trollsen log on to coxtalks

    17. idk says – reply to this


      117

      sounds suspicious. Maybe she's scared of what they'll ask her. She spent time in rehab as a teenager after all.

    18. Flang says – reply to this


      118

      Since when do you call her Trollsen? That's Michael K's name for the twins!



    19. 119

      If she dies now we still have the other one to make fun of!

    20. Patri says – reply to this


      120

      Immunity yet she has no knowledge of ledger's drugs or use of. Take this anorexic little has been brat and have her appear in front of the grand jury, then indict her. Let her starve her little gank-ass in prison.

    21. J C D says – reply to this


      121

      skinny coked out skank what have you got to hide?!?!?!

    22. Pally says – reply to this


      122

      What the hell is she wearing??!! With all that money, you'd think she could have someone dress her for god's sake!

    23. livsm says – reply to this


      123

      She has like a billion dollars and she wears THAT outfit………..I could do better at J.C. Penney.



    24. 124

      These "Gish" sisters oops, I mean the Olsen sisters are What..? other than rich and homely? They contribute absolutely zero to anything other than illicit sex,drugs and trouble. They also look like living shit. Perez banish this garbage from your site and strike their names from tabloid forever por favor

    25. Flang says – reply to this


      125

      Uh no fucknuts it's MK, this picture's a few months old and the site i saw it on said it was MK too.

    26. Barbi says – reply to this


      126

      What a douche!



    27. 127

      hey idiot- immunity refers to the levying of criminal charges not protecting a friend's reputation for christ's sakes. who cares if they had a pharm orgy? the point is her culpability in the eyes of the law.



    28. 128

      in MK's defense if the feds wanted to talk to me and if I knew there was a remote possibility they would charge me I'd want immunity as well. And none of this "use" immunity crap either.



    29. 129

      Such a lying little skank! WTF is she so afraid of? It wouldn't be that shocking to find out this little bitch is a drug addict too! That explains why she's so freaking skinny! The prosecutors need to force Mary Kate to testify or threaten her will jail time if she does not cooperate.



    30. 130

      shaddddy central….if you have nothing to hide speak up and tell everyone



    31. 131

      That poor Young Girl needs HELP!!



    32. 132

      Two words…Martha Stewart. Can you blame her?



    33. 133

      Mary Kate obviously has something to hide otherwise she wouldn't want immunity. She must have given Heath the Oxycontin & vicodin based pills that resulted in his death. TAKE HER TO COURT AND MAKE HER TALK! AND THEN LOCK HER UP AND THROW AWAY THE KEY!!1



    34. 134

      what an evil twin! she gave me pills too…she said they would help me lose weight but they just knocked me out and gave her enough time to fuck my bf and eat my cat…..shes a nasty little troll with a face like an old bag



    35. 135

      The REAL DEAL SQUEAL is…
      MK's masseuse was really the Oxy dealer to Heath (and MK) and was going over to drop off more oxy. MK needs immunity b/c she is tied to the supplier that ultimately killed Heath. She should stop being selfish and admit her role… a lot of Heath's friends and family deserve to know it all!



    36. 136

      Why would she ask for immunity if she had nothing to do with it. That perks up my inner red flag that maybe she is hiding something.



    37. 137

      Re: ;] A
      Jack Nicholson is the real joker, idiot…not heath.
      To number 101, looks like everyone's talking to me, that's why you hate me.



    38. 138

      It was prescription drugs, and he didn’t take too much, it’s the mixture that killed him. The legist said it. It was an accident. She wouldn’t risk nothing for that. She fears more for the time that the masseuse took to call the emergency even if he was allready dead since a moment as they said. There is something not clear in this story. She should talk by respect for him and his family. They couldn’t make their mourning completly without that.

      Did i miss something?

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