No Animals Harmed in Twins' Latest Fashion Offering

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The Olsen twins have partnered with Soho jewelry artist Robert Lee Morris on a line of bits and baubles for their Elizabeth and James collection.

The full line doesn't come out til September, but a few pieces can be pre-ordered through Intermix.

It's a bit pricey, though. Pieces start at $125.

We like their dagger necklace and snake ring.

Hisss, bitches!

[Olsen twins image via WENN . Jewelry images via Intermix.com]

    Posted: Aug 4, 2008 at 2:43 pm / Email this  »

    82 comments to “No Animals Harmed in Twins' Latest Fashion Offering”

    1. asdfa says – reply to this


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      ha!

    2. KDot says – reply to this


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      That snake ring looks like a golden turd!

    3. Kelly says – reply to this


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      FIRST

    4. aj says – reply to this


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      hell no

    5. sarah says – reply to this


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      How appropriate…SNAKES.

    6. joy says – reply to this


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      SADLY SECOND =[ LOL

    7. henci says – reply to this


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      harry potter's movies inspiration hehehe

    8. lucy says – reply to this


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      very cute pieces.



    9. 9

      Peta will hear about this lol



    10. 10

      they're so cute

    11. Myron says – reply to this


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      FISH BAIT IS MORE ATTRACTIVE THAN THESE BITCHES!!!

    12. Ronny says – reply to this


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      Sweety, that's not pricey.

    13. simon says – reply to this


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      snake looks like a pile of turd

    14. Bella says – reply to this


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      The snake one is a rip off of a much-older design and can be had for much less on Ebay for the original.

    15. maddi says – reply to this


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      first
      love their stuff !

    16. Casem says – reply to this


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      Will not be buying that.

    17. Nikki says – reply to this


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      Way too ugly and overpriced!

    18. sam says – reply to this


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      bla

    19. dadsa says – reply to this


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      dasdsadasds

    20. ooo says – reply to this


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      2nd? hmm looks cool. probably won't buy it:P

    21. Lisa says – reply to this


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      Ew

    22. ooo says – reply to this


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      whoops gues i'm not second:P

    23. Nikki says – reply to this


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      unorignal also.

    24. FReal says – reply to this


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      JUNK

    25. ctyyy says – reply to this


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      I LOVE THEM!
      & THEIR JEWELRY.

    26. Anna says – reply to this


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      The Olsen Twins have impeccable taste DAHLINGS! Only the fortunate few like myself can see they have the VYSION of FASHIONISTAS! - A Wintour

    27. Teena says – reply to this


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      Wow, a snake ring. Never saw one of those before. Outside of a head shop, a trailer park, a biker bar, a goth party, the lawn at Lillith Fair circa 1998….all really classy places. Are all of Robert Lee Morris's things so "creative" and "attractive" as these two pieces of junk? Also, don't they sell that crap on the Home Shopping Network or QVC?



    28. 28

      Tacky and ugly as usual….sigh.

    29. Solar says – reply to this


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      Barf. I have a snake ring almost identical to that one that I've had for years. Hardly an original design.

    30. britt says – reply to this


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      hmmm. not something i would buy, but i think it will do very well at intermix. intermix is known to have very off-beat, unique, (and pricey) stuff. although this jewelry collection is not one of my favorites…intermix is one of my fav stores =]

    31. sucko says – reply to this


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      Is there anything more meaningless than these two washed up midgets selling crackerjack jewelry? Well alright, but not counting Perez?

    32. poooo says – reply to this


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      That snake looks like it crawled out of Perez's gaping asshole.

    33. kris says – reply to this


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      Re: Ronny – Sweetie, get over yourself.

    34. someo says – reply to this


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      good day

    35. Jamie says – reply to this


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      I'm just not interested in anything the olsen twins are selling.

    36. Kriss says – reply to this


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      RLM is very popular on QVC. Me likey the snakey! Hisssssssssssssss

    37. Jake says – reply to this


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      Re: sucko – OMG!!!!!! Too funny!! ROFL!!!!

      OMG " washed up midgets selling cracker jack jewelry "" Priceless



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    39. snort says – reply to this


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      This jewelry looks like crap. If it was at the 99cents store it wouldn't sell. But what does one expect from two girls who have all the money and connections in the world but still manage to look like thrift store junkies.

    40. jf says – reply to this


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      ashley looks so much better than mary-kate. why does mary-kate think she actually looks good being a walking zombie? she's had this look for a few years now…i think it's time to give that lame shit up!

    41. Sara says – reply to this


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      Re: Ronny – Wow, can I punch you in the nuts PLEASE?

    42. Rut says – reply to this


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      Looks like a bunch of over-priced crap. Then again, what else would you expect from trolls???

    43. Eki says – reply to this


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      the snake ring is copy of Roberto Cavalli

    44. kate says – reply to this


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      The snake ring is a complete knock off of the one made by kenneth jay lane! I have the ring, I should know. Shame!

    45. DUH says – reply to this


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      Don't buy OLSEN shit until she complies with investigators in Heath Ledger’s death. She clearly has something to hide, so don’t support her or any of her ventures. (Especially that ugly nonsense)

      BOYCOTT MARY KATE OLSEN

    46. jt says – reply to this


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      just fyi - robert lee morris sells silver jewelry on qvc - under rlm studio - check qvc.com

    47. Jess says – reply to this


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      These girls actually have an amazing sense of style, whatever you want to say about their looks or their personal lives, that cannot be denied. They are probably the only celebrities who should be coming out with clothing lines.

    48. **LG* says – reply to this


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      LeonA'$ GhO$T, yep, back and BETTER THAN EVER, Biyatches!!! sez…
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      Pricey???
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      They won't be able to GIVE this shit away!
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      Well, the sperm necklace might make a good Today's Special Value on QVC, come to think of it.

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    49. AndyW says – reply to this


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      [Re: KDot
      I laughed until I crapped!

    50. Foxie says – reply to this


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      Re: AndyW – It is rather "CRAP-TACULAR!"

    51. ng says – reply to this


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      NUBIAN GODDESS IN A CHANEL SUIT PERSONALLY FITTED BY DEAR KARL AND THE SIMPLEST MOST ELEGANT STRAND OF PERFECTLY MATCHED TAHITIAN BLACK PEARLS WITH A DIAMOND AND PLATINUM CLASP offers: Actually, Perez dear, my cat would be harmed if it had to look at this junk.

    52. neato says – reply to this


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      umm whatev I bought a snake ring like that YEARS ago for $30 dollars, gold and had ruby eyes. *yawn* those bitches need to get a clue that they are so not innovative…

    53. Ro says – reply to this


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      The one on the left is OK but don't they have enough money to last forever… what is it with these celebrities starting these "lines" of clothes and perfumes to be purchased by all those annoying fans who they can't stand … those obnoxious fans whose money made them rich and richer…well at least MK & A have some class… what's with Sarah Jessica and her really cheap shit line? and that psycho photo of her for her "lovely" perfume… i'm soooo glad i'm not famous!!!

    54. Hot says – reply to this


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      I was lucky enough to get a sneak peek at the designs and some of the pieces and they are fantastic! Supposedly, orders are coming in like mad. Really a great line of jewelry and Robert Lee Morris is a genius!

    55. Cows says – reply to this


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      Of course all the fat bitches who post on here won't see the beauty in this jewlery because they live in trailers in Montana and smoke meth. It's funny how all the "big girls" who comment on things they know nothing about always bitch and complain and insult. Meanwhile, they're all fat, fugly cows.

    56. Holly says – reply to this


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      Re: Cows – Listen, you dumb bitch, there is NO beauty in a jewelry line that starts off at $125! Considering the mark up on jewelry the shit's probably worth less than $5. Save your money up for 5 or 10 years and get you a David Yurman sterling and 18k bangle with diamond "caps" for a couple of thou!

    57. Taste says – reply to this


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      The same people knocking and mocking on this thread are the ones who buy their clothes at stores like Wallmart, Sears and Kohls. These are the same people who buy cheap crap jewlery and act like they're wearing a real gemstone. Ladies and Gentlemen who insist on attacking, you show your jealousy and ignorance. Having myself worked with the designers of some of these lines, let me assure you, they're brilliant! Taste is not something that you can buy at Wallmart sweeties. Stick to what you know — eating Pizza, drinking Beer and hanging out at the Bowling alley every Friday night wearing your Ployester pants and tacky leopard prints tops. Beastly people.

    58. Cows says – reply to this


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      Holly says – reply to this 56Re: Cows – Listen, you dumb bitch, there is NO beauty in a jewelry line that starts off at $125! Considering the mark up on jewelry the shit's probably worth less than $5. Save your money up for 5 or 10 years and get you a David Yurman sterling and 18k bangle with diamond "caps" for a couple of thou!

      No you listen you filthy POOR whore! I can buy what I like. You don't like it Pig? Tough shit. Smoke some more dope and eat some more corn chips you PWT ugly moose.

    59. Patty says – reply to this


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      LMAO @ Holly. "There is no beauty in Jewelry that starts off at $125.00" said the woman who probably buys hers at a Flea Market. Get real honey. Not sure where you live and I guess maybe on the salary of a Waitress like you it's hard, but beautiful Jewelry can be expensive or it can be inexpensive. The two are not mutually exclusive. Don't shove your Five-n-Dime mentality on the rest of us please. I happen to like their line of clothes and Jewelry.

    60. suz says – reply to this


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      they look hideous.
      I'm talking about the jewelry, not them this time.

    61. suz says – reply to this


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      I take that back, the both look hideous.

    62. Redde says – reply to this


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      These two are the biggest messes I've seen what losers………

    63. Dane says – reply to this


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      Looks pretty nice to me.

    64. Holly says – reply to this


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      Re: PattyRe: Cows – HEY BITCH! Notice
      the use of the "singular" since it is SO obvious you're the SAME whore. This jewelry really IS nice–to a skank like you! Don't get angry with me–I wasn't even THERE when you got laughed out of Neiman's! Stop you're "projecting," especially since I was just trying to help you from wasting your little bastard's child support cheque! Oh, and never mind about the David Yurman bracelet–or any other piece of fine jewelry, for that matter–on your wrist it would just look like it was wrapped around a stringy piece of giraffe shit!!!

    65. Mimo says – reply to this


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      Woo! The snake ring is a 100% rip off! I had that model as ring many years ago, in sterling silver, and it was like dejá vú when I saw this picture.

      SHAME on you Olsen!

    66. gypsy says – reply to this


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      snake ring looks like a doggy-doo squiggle on the sidewalk. hey, what has teddy hilton been doing lately?

    67. Patty says – reply to this


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      Hi Holly. Holly, what are you on bitch? Have you been using your Daughter's secret meth stash again? Man, life in the Trailer Park must be rough — you whoring the same street corners as your Daughter, her boyfriend is also your son, your 5 other kids are from 5 other men. Ahh, and here you are trying to act all cosmopolitan. And no, sorry dear, I'm not the same person. But alas, as is always the case with ignorant, drugged up whores like you, you have to believe that there's just one person (singular) that sees you for the bitter, nasty, poor, ugly bitch you are. Sorry sweetie, but it looks like other see you for that too. All this over jewelry. Hey Holly, you know how you worry deep down inside that everyone hates you and mocks you? Well Honey, they really do and they really are. Nightie-night piggy. Oh and just one more thing. The fact you consider David Yurman to be the definition of "fine jewelry, speaks volumes for what an out-of-touch idiot you are. Oh, and how you spell check as "cheque," tells me you're an English whore. Cool. You Brits are the best whores after all.

    68. Holly says – reply to this


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      Re: Patty – Dear I figured David Yurman you could POSSIBLY relate to as opposed to Van Cleef and Arpels, Fred Joiaillier, or Chopard Geneve. Now that I've done all I POSSIBLY can to keep you from wasting your quite meagre funds on this Cracker Jack junk, might you now seek some help for your "projection" issues? Now there, all better? I'd like to be your friend now, if I may.

    69. STFU says – reply to this


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      Umm Patty and Holly? STFU both of you! Take your bitchfest some place else.

    70. Holly says – reply to this


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      Re: STFU – How fitting that you're number 69! Isn't that how you earn your living, after all??? Besides, Patty and I are as close as sisters, now!

    71. Patty says – reply to this


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      Holly, dear pet. Can you please find for me in my comments where I ever said I have purchased or would purchase any of their jewelry? I believe what I wrote was: "I like their jewelry and clothing line." And I do. See comment 59 to keep you honest. But then you come swooping in, trying to act superior and take a swipe at Cows comments, as if you were the very definition of taste and breeding. You, quite clearly, are not. As for my funds, fear not. My funds are more than ample. In fact, all of my money is tied up in cash. So be the pretender and try to convince yourself you have style, grace and material wealth. It is abundantly evident you possess no class at all. You may call their line "Cracker Jack" junk all you wish, but until you are worth the hundreds of millions of dollars that they are, maybe stick to what you know — waiting tables, ho'ng on the side and buying your clothes and jewelry at Tag sales in your Trailer park. Kisses sweetie!

    72. Patty says – reply to this


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      Oh and Hol, I get my jewels from Harry Winston, Tiffany's or at auction via Sotheby's or Christies. I mean after all, one can sometimes only get the finer, older pieces when their auctioned off by families who've long since depleted their wealth. But what would you know about such things?

    73. Patty says – reply to this


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      Night Holly! :) Wow, that was quite the exchange. I'm actually bushed. :)

    74. Holly says – reply to this


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      Re: Patty
      Honey, I know that by "bushed" you just mean you're about to pass out!
      So, lay off the sauce, too. Well, I'm REALLY "bushed!" Getting you to a) conserve your (limited) funds and not buy junk; b) make you aware of your "projection" issues–which I DO believe you will get help for; and c) admit you are an alcoholic –well that was HARD work, honey!
      Wink. Wink. Seriously, let's be friends next time we meet on PEREZ!

    75. Patty says – reply to this


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      Awwe, that's okay Holly. You're a firely gal and that's a good thing. Never lose that. You know what some people say, and I subscribe to this belief: "sometimes being a bitch is all a woman has to hold onto."

      :) Okay, enough. Good night and thanks for the laughs! We both showed we don't back down easily. Peace.



    76. 76

      I can't believe RLM would associate his name with this crap.

    77. Linda says – reply to this


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      You have got to be kidding….even the Avon jewelry at it's worst looks better than the Olsen pieces displayed. The girls are worth mega millions, so why attach their names to cheap looking things like these. Says a lot.



    78. 78

      great… now they can have more money for drugs!



    79. 79

      why would Morris bother with these freaks? My Morris pieces will not be worn for awhile EWwww

    80. Anonymous says – reply to this


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      hey perez just so u know, that snake ring isn't original, u can find them in cairo, egypt just for its weight in silver or gold which is way cheaper over there.
      sorry olsen twins u ain't original



    81. 81

      Why don't They just retire!?



    82. 82

      looks like something you'd get for free in a box of cereal