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1. lurve says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   lol…and the real SJP finally got her berry removed….

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   That ALMOST made my drink come out my nose

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   perez your so retarded its not even her… get a life.

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   She still looks like a horse.

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   5th??

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   Too bad that girl looks nothing like her!

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   HAHAHAH!!!

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   lol! the imagination of these porn guys is amazing-gonna get sued tho'

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   This would be hilarious if that was her. Now THAT girl looks like a horse face.

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    Finally Perez can experience being with a woman. She not the only one that like it up her cornhole, is she Perez.

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    old

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    lol wth..cornhole perez really..wow sounds yummy Not

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    first…gross

14. Alexa says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    …LOL.

15. KK says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Are you stupid? It says "Sarah Jessica Porkher". That's not SJP endorsed. And that's been around for a while. Don't say that it's hers when it clearly is not.

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    FIRST - so there!

17. alex says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    HAHAHHA

18. ??? says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    WHY?

19. %#@! says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    someone gonna get sued

20. Omfg says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    That's so disturbing..Haha?

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    Second bitches

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    5th!!

23. silly says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    that is definitely not sarah jessica parker, LOL.

    but good try.

24. there says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    eww NOT what I want to think of when I'm trying to get kinky… No horse in bed for me

25. Piper says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    gonna vomit

26. leah says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    oh my sjp!

27. duh says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    i would!

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    that's a shame they even implied her name on the box.
    that's really rude and disrespectful, i hope she sues.
    like she isn't already having a rough time.
    seriously how would you like it if they did that to you, everyones quick to judge but they'd be so so fucking embarassed and hate it themselves.
    especially cause everyone knows who she is, it's like a fucking mockery of her and everywhere she goes she'll be worried about it.

29. Ilisa says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    This is weird…is the one of her bending over even her face? Doesn't look like her…

30. boogy says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    That is NOT SJPs line. Rip off. I smell a lawsuit.

31. peppe says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I actually just threw up in my mouth a little

32. hfghf says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    THIS IS SO OLD NEWS PEREZ…

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    "This Is Not A Joke"
    This Is Old News!

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    1st and eww

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    FTW!!

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    I guess she had to do something to lose the title of unsexiest woman.

37. Kari says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    That is nasty! If my hubbie showed up with something with her on the box, I would be totally turned off.

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    Sadly, this fake is prettier than her.
    !
    That's pretty bad when your impersonator
    is better-looking than you are! Anyone Else
    Agree?

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    wow - check out that photoshopped nose!

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    Nothing better to write about?

41. shar says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    she's not hot enough for this game

42. steph says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    seriousley? whos the girl?

43. aliba says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    hahahaha

    WHY THE LONG FACE SJP????

44. Tara says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    DUDE! that is soooo not her - but soooo funny!!! lol
    I love sex & the city - where can i get this for sh*ts & giggles!!
    Lol - thanks for the laugh

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    That's not SJP you dildo.

46. Amy says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    This is so old. I laughed about this ages ago…

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    to bad they got even uglier chick on the box…

    strange.

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    ew first

49. Mandy says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I guess it makes sense for her to do a sex toy. $$

50. Brend says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Gee, Perez, bored much? *yawn*

51. 12345 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    isn't it time you let your "inner queen" come out and play? whataqueendotcom

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    i was wondering when this was ganna end up on here.

    i saw it in the store and got a good laugh.

    but it has nothing to do with her expect the name.

    and your makeing it seem like that :/

53. Lali says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    that does not even sound sexy its just gross

54. jenni says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    perez that is obviously the product of a company who made it out to look like that is actually sjp's product.
    you say you only put facts you know, but that's not ever her name on the box or her face.

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    Old news, P Nasty. Lost your edge?

56. laure says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Is this toy avaliable at Steve & Barry's next to SJP's Bitten line? LOL Hey, you know you've really made it big as a celebrity when a porn star uses your name as the basis for their screen name. "S-J Porkher" That's funny.

57. tray says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    holy shit that dress is from forever 21… So cheap

58. bunny says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    OMG i HAVE to get that, i LOVE sex in the shitty!!!!!!!!

59. elle says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    yeah, haha, that's not the SJP we all know and love…

60. OliZ says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    perez, i think u need some glasses. thats not her & by the way: her name is not sarah jessica PORKHER!!!

61. Mary says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    That's old news P.

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    Omg. Now that's photoshopped…

63. M.L. says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    First of all - that is a total tranny mess on the cover of that box!

64. Chels says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Too bad The Superficial writer posted about this months ago. A little slow, Perez!

65. chase says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    that just made my water come out my nose.

66. old n says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    this is old perez … 4 months OLD!

67. rs says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    this is great!!!!!!!!!!

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    I've seen these before, it isn't her own sex toy, they copy celeb names, make then look similar and compose a dirty last name of them. They have ones with Jessica Simpson, Rihanna, Christina Aguilera, Pam Anderson Baywatch edition, and a load more, they are hilarious looking.

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    This is just wrong, so distasteful for fuck sake's. Thank goodness it is really not SJP. I smell a lawsuit..

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    Horses love it in the ass.

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    Funniest thing ive seen all day! TY!!!

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    Look alike…no doubt she's real, the product is real…so? I doubt her real name is Porkher.

    Idiot.

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    LMAO!! Dude i started cracking up as a client was telling me his life sorrows thanks to this! YOu should put it as "Not Safe For Work", btw

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    LMAO !!! IS THIS THE YOUNGER VERSION OF HORSE FACE SARAH JESSICA PEE PEE ??!!

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    I saw this at Fst Store….

76. shut says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    OLD NEWS ASSHAT.

77. packi says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    "rather f'ing w/ real horse" LoL

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    First of all, i saw this like what…. 4 months ago, on another website… second, its not even sjp…. so get this shit straight

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    not her

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    Hi-lariious, i was walking down the street in Chicago this past weekend and saw "Sex in her Shitty" in the window of a shop. Had a good laugh to that one.

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    PEREZ IS FAT.

82. desir says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    EEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW…cornhole???

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    first it says sarah jessica pORKHER not sarah jessica pARKER and second I GUESS SHES NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO LIKES IT UP HER CORNHOLE , EH PEREZ? haha you buck futter your disgusting being gay is a sin your nasty and a pig

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    I saw this thing a LONG time ago.
    That isn't even her, you retard. Look at the name.
    Most sex dolls are rip offs of real people.

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    is that how desperate you are for hot pockets??? (hot topics)

    thats not even her, your so desperate, she could sue you.

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    Are you jealous, Mario? Face it. N-O-B-O-D-Y wants to go near your cornhole. At least not without a rabies shot and a whole bottle of tequila to wash the memory away. LOLOL!

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    i smell a law suit lol…kinda like the porn star tyra who looks like tyra banks..

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    I don't know that may be a little to close for comfort in terms of trademark and name infringement. There has got to be someone hanging out at their lawyer's office getting ready to pull the lawsuit trigger.

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    I NEED PROOFS !!!!!!!!!!!

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    I love SJP, but this is too funny

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    TOTALLY not her…look a little closer Perez. Your the joke

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    I seriously DOUBT that she let them use (part) of her name or pictures to promote this item.

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    Old stories. Next you'll be reporting John Ritter died.

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    sarah jessica porkher. i didn't know that was her real name..

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    ewww who ould want that shit?! only growns

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    that's fucked up. whoever created that will probably get sued for using her face..

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    WOW!Sh e s prett y!I seen H e r on **imaDOU C H E .bag.COm.WH o s nex t ?YOU o r ME?

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    its DEFINITELY HER!!!!!!!!! SHE TOLD me she was endorsing this and LOVES it in her SHITTY! She mentioned it on the VIEW when I was there, and you should have seen the look on Elisabeth's face! She gave one to me, Joy, and Sherri (Barbara was away that week on a trip w/Judge Judy.) I use it with Kel.

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    your but howl is so wrinkley get a life bitchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i am sorry YEA RIGHT who wants to do you your but howl is so small your moms dick does not fit

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     that is definitely NOT her. duh.