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S.J.P. has her own sex toy, bbs.

And she loves it up her cornhole!

    Posted: Aug 4, 2008 at 5:06 pm / Email this  »
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    1. lurve says – reply to this


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      lol…and the real SJP finally got her berry removed….

    2. Fred says – reply to this


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      That ALMOST made my drink come out my nose ;-)

    3. hmmm says – reply to this


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      perez your so retarded its not even her… get a life.

    4. Jonat says – reply to this


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      She still looks like a horse.

    5. 5th a says – reply to this


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      5th??

    6. mona says – reply to this


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      Too bad that girl looks nothing like her!

    7. HOTFU says – reply to this


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      HAHAHAH!!!

    8. simon says – reply to this


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      lol! the imagination of these porn guys is amazing-gonna get sued tho'

    9. SC says – reply to this


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      This would be hilarious if that was her. Now THAT girl looks like a horse face.

    10. ESB says – reply to this


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      Finally Perez can experience being with a woman. She not the only one that like it up her cornhole, is she Perez.

    11. old says – reply to this


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      old



    12. 12

      lol wth..cornhole perez really..wow sounds yummy Not

    13. jlks says – reply to this


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      first…gross

    14. Alexa says – reply to this


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      …LOL.

    15. KK says – reply to this


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      Are you stupid? It says "Sarah Jessica Porkher". That's not SJP endorsed. And that's been around for a while. Don't say that it's hers when it clearly is not.

    16. Greg says – reply to this


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      FIRST - so there!

    17. alex says – reply to this


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      HAHAHHA

    18. ??? says – reply to this


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      WHY?

    19. %#@! says – reply to this


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      someone gonna get sued

    20. Omfg says – reply to this


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      That's so disturbing..Haha?

    21. C says – reply to this


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      Second bitches

    22. fifth says – reply to this


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      5th!!

    23. silly says – reply to this


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      that is definitely not sarah jessica parker, LOL.

      but good try.

    24. there says – reply to this


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      eww NOT what I want to think of when I'm trying to get kinky… No horse in bed for me

    25. Piper says – reply to this


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      gonna vomit

    26. leah says – reply to this


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      oh my sjp!

    27. duh says – reply to this


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      i would!

    28. Nikki says – reply to this


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      that's a shame they even implied her name on the box.
      that's really rude and disrespectful, i hope she sues.
      like she isn't already having a rough time.
      seriously how would you like it if they did that to you, everyones quick to judge but they'd be so so fucking embarassed and hate it themselves.
      especially cause everyone knows who she is, it's like a fucking mockery of her and everywhere she goes she'll be worried about it.

    29. Ilisa says – reply to this


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      This is weird…is the one of her bending over even her face? Doesn't look like her…

    30. boogy says – reply to this


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      That is NOT SJPs line. Rip off. I smell a lawsuit.

    31. peppe says – reply to this


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      I actually just threw up in my mouth a little

    32. hfghf says – reply to this


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      THIS IS SO OLD NEWS PEREZ…



    33. 33

      "This Is Not A Joke"
      This Is Old News!

    34. amb says – reply to this


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      1st and eww



    35. 35

      FTW!!

    36. thats says – reply to this


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      I guess she had to do something to lose the title of unsexiest woman.

    37. Kari says – reply to this


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      That is nasty! If my hubbie showed up with something with her on the box, I would be totally turned off.

    38. Hi, says – reply to this


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      Sadly, this fake is prettier than her.
      !
      That's pretty bad when your impersonator
      is better-looking than you are! Anyone Else
      Agree?

    39. kelle says – reply to this


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      wow - check out that photoshopped nose!

    40. perez says – reply to this


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      Nothing better to write about?

    41. shar says – reply to this


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      she's not hot enough for this game

    42. steph says – reply to this


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      seriousley? whos the girl?

    43. aliba says – reply to this


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      hahahaha

      WHY THE LONG FACE SJP????

    44. Tara says – reply to this


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      DUDE! that is soooo not her - but soooo funny!!! lol
      I love sex & the city - where can i get this for sh*ts & giggles!!
      Lol - thanks for the laugh

    45. plulu says – reply to this


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      That's not SJP you dildo.

    46. Amy says – reply to this


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      This is so old. I laughed about this ages ago…

    47. morga says – reply to this


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      to bad they got even uglier chick on the box…

      strange.

    48. ekai says – reply to this


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      ew first

    49. Mandy says – reply to this


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      I guess it makes sense for her to do a sex toy. $$

    50. Brend says – reply to this


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      Gee, Perez, bored much? *yawn*

    51. 12345 says – reply to this


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      isn't it time you let your "inner queen" come out and play? whataqueendotcom

    52. chris says – reply to this


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      i was wondering when this was ganna end up on here.

      i saw it in the store and got a good laugh.

      but it has nothing to do with her expect the name.

      and your makeing it seem like that :/

    53. Lali says – reply to this


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      that does not even sound sexy its just gross

    54. jenni says – reply to this


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      perez that is obviously the product of a company who made it out to look like that is actually sjp's product.
      you say you only put facts you know, but that's not ever her name on the box or her face.

    55. MooHo says – reply to this


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      Old news, P Nasty. Lost your edge?

    56. laure says – reply to this


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      Is this toy avaliable at Steve & Barry's next to SJP's Bitten line? LOL Hey, you know you've really made it big as a celebrity when a porn star uses your name as the basis for their screen name. "S-J Porkher" That's funny.

    57. tray says – reply to this


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      holy shit that dress is from forever 21… So cheap

    58. bunny says – reply to this


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      OMG i HAVE to get that, i LOVE sex in the shitty!!!!!!!!

    59. elle says – reply to this


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      yeah, haha, that's not the SJP we all know and love…

    60. OliZ says – reply to this


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      perez, i think u need some glasses. thats not her & by the way: her name is not sarah jessica PORKHER!!!

    61. Mary says – reply to this


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      That's old news P.



    62. 62

      Omg. Now that's photoshopped…

    63. M.L. says – reply to this


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      First of all - that is a total tranny mess on the cover of that box!

    64. Chels says – reply to this


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      Too bad The Superficial writer posted about this months ago. A little slow, Perez!

    65. chase says – reply to this


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      that just made my water come out my nose.

    66. old n says – reply to this


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      this is old perez … 4 months OLD!

    67. rs says – reply to this


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      this is great!!!!!!!!!!

    68. fiona says – reply to this


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      I've seen these before, it isn't her own sex toy, they copy celeb names, make then look similar and compose a dirty last name of them. They have ones with Jessica Simpson, Rihanna, Christina Aguilera, Pam Anderson Baywatch edition, and a load more, they are hilarious looking.

    69. conce says – reply to this


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      This is just wrong, so distasteful for fuck sake's. Thank goodness it is really not SJP. I smell a lawsuit..

    70. Horse says – reply to this


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      Horses love it in the ass.

    71. Bree says – reply to this


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      Funniest thing ive seen all day! TY!!!

    72. JJ says – reply to this


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      Look alike…no doubt she's real, the product is real…so? I doubt her real name is Porkher.

      Idiot.

    73. Milk says – reply to this


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      LMAO!! Dude i started cracking up as a client was telling me his life sorrows thanks to this! YOu should put it as "Not Safe For Work", btw



    74. 74

      LMAO !!! IS THIS THE YOUNGER VERSION OF HORSE FACE SARAH JESSICA PEE PEE ??!!

    75. Mimi says – reply to this


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      I saw this at Fst Store….

    76. shut says – reply to this


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      OLD NEWS ASSHAT.

    77. packi says – reply to this


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      "rather f'ing w/ real horse" LoL



    78. 78

      First of all, i saw this like what…. 4 months ago, on another website… second, its not even sjp…. so get this shit straight

    79. howla says – reply to this


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      not her

    80. Larry says – reply to this


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      Hi-lariious, i was walking down the street in Chicago this past weekend and saw "Sex in her Shitty" in the window of a shop. Had a good laugh to that one.

    81. Rock says – reply to this


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      PEREZ IS FAT.

    82. desir says – reply to this


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      EEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW…cornhole???

    83. britt says – reply to this


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      first it says sarah jessica pORKHER not sarah jessica pARKER and second I GUESS SHES NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO LIKES IT UP HER CORNHOLE , EH PEREZ? haha you buck futter your disgusting being gay is a sin your nasty and a pig

    84. Lisa says – reply to this


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      I saw this thing a LONG time ago.
      That isn't even her, you retard. Look at the name.
      Most sex dolls are rip offs of real people.

    85. bezz says – reply to this


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      is that how desperate you are for hot pockets??? (hot topics)

      thats not even her, your so desperate, she could sue you.

    86. Scoot says – reply to this


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      Are you jealous, Mario? Face it. N-O-B-O-D-Y wants to go near your cornhole. At least not without a rabies shot and a whole bottle of tequila to wash the memory away. LOLOL!



    87. 87

      i smell a law suit lol…kinda like the porn star tyra who looks like tyra banks..

    88. RoSul says – reply to this


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      I don't know that may be a little to close for comfort in terms of trademark and name infringement. There has got to be someone hanging out at their lawyer's office getting ready to pull the lawsuit trigger.

    89. D'Oh says – reply to this


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      I NEED PROOFS !!!!!!!!!!!



    90. 90

      I love SJP, but this is too funny

    91. jc says – reply to this


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      TOTALLY not her…look a little closer Perez. Your the joke



    92. 92

      I seriously DOUBT that she let them use (part) of her name or pictures to promote this item.

    93. tamik says – reply to this


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      sarah jessica porkher. i didn't know that was her real name..



    94. 94

      ewww who ould want that shit?! only growns

    95. jeann says – reply to this


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      that's fucked up. whoever created that will probably get sued for using her face..

    96. ANONY says – reply to this


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      WOW!Sh e s prett y!I seen H e r on **imaDOU C H E .bag.COm.WH o s nex t ?YOU o r ME?

    97. rosie says – reply to this


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      its DEFINITELY HER!!!!!!!!! SHE TOLD me she was endorsing this and LOVES it in her SHITTY! She mentioned it on the VIEW when I was there, and you should have seen the look on Elisabeth's face! She gave one to me, Joy, and Sherri (Barbara was away that week on a trip w/Judge Judy.) I use it with Kel.

    98. hbjib says – reply to this


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      your but howl is so wrinkley get a life bitchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i am sorry YEA RIGHT who wants to do you your but howl is so small your moms dick does not fit

    99. jenny says – reply to this


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      that is definitely NOT her. duh.

    100. karen says – reply to this


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      whats a love hole??

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