This Is Not A Joke
Filed under: Sarah Jessica Parker
S.J.P. has her own sex toy, bbs.
And she loves it up her cornhole!
Cutting The Cheese
Just Sayin'Amanda Bynes Was Involved In ANOTHER Hit-And-Run!
Can someone take this girl's license away, please?
Amanda Bynes will finally be appearing court on June 6th for her April 6th DUI arrest, but apparently, she's may have to return very soon after that, because the actress was involved in ANOTHER hit-and-run only a few short days AFTER the first!
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! I LAUGHED OUT LOUD FOREVER!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAA
REALLY…. I'M STILL LAUGHING. SEX IN HER SHITTY. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!HA !
Re: nosjp – "SOMEWHERE UNDER THE RAINBOW". GAY MIDGET PORN. HAHAHAHA
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what does it mean when ppl say "first & second"?
How funny, of course Perez knows that SJP has not actually come out with her own sex toys. He's joking. Why do some of you take him so seriously? Anyway, this is pretty funny, gross but funny.
OMG BBs that is SOOOOOOOO obviously her. Why wouldn't a famous celebrity with a squeaky clean reputation want to have a blow-up replicated after her???? Duh!!!!11!!one!!1eleventy11!!!!
lol!!! this is soo funny…wat a great way to brighten up mi day
thats not even sjp..its some other ugly lady
what?? thats NOT even her…
when the picture blatantly states that the name is Porkher and not Parker, it automatically means that it isn't Sarah Jessica Parker. But still, you chose to put it under the file of Sarah Jessica Parker's name. Have you got no respect? Someday Perez, someday.
ARE YOU SERIOUS.
THAT HAS BEEN OUT FOR DAYS.
JESUS GO TO A FUCKING SPENCERS.
GET OFF YOUR FAT ASS.
omg…that isnt even SJP. that chick is alot uglier then SJP. and yea she really does…i have some products of hers
IS CALIFORNIA THE ONLY FUCKING STATE WITH SEX STORES??
DOES ANY OTHER STATE HAVE A SPENCERS????
WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE SO FUCKING GULLIBLE????
come on people- that's not her… leave the woman alone…
UR ALL IDIOTS ITS NOT EVEN SARAH JESSICA PARKER.
DUMBSHITS ITS SOME UGLY SLUT
What would you think if you were SJP? A mother,businesswoman and a emmy winning actress! This is just GROSS!!!
I'm soo appalled right now..
Re: trk – the questions is: what would YOU think right now? but you must be nobody - just some loser commenting on perezhilton, so it really doesn't matter. you might as well not exist.
LOL YEA THEY SELL THAT AT A STORE…….UM IONO IF I SHOULD SAY DA STORE…….. BUT DA STORE IS DA SAME NAME AS HIEDI FROM DA HILL'S BOYFRIEND…..YA…….THEY EVEN HAVE A PARIS HILTON ONE……REAL TALK…
Actually the main question is not "is that really SJP?" but "Why do I always have to look at that fuckin ugly chick in the bathing suit in the American Apparel ad when I want to comment??????!?!?!" I am SOOOOO sick of having to see that ugly bitch in that shitty ugly bathing suit!!
Okay, that's CLEARLY not Sarah Jessica Parker. She has a good home life and is a great mother to her child. Get off of her case.
thats not SJP
Just Like her Acting.. SOoOoOo unrealistic!!
But still.. The greatest role she'll ever get
;)
that's a lame name for a porn star.. or rubber doll… shitty job!
If I had the choice of fucking this skank in her "super UGG horse face" or her overused asshole… I'd pick the back door too!!!
Re: fiona –
Rihanna doesn't have a last name duh!
i wish to know where can i get this book..
I LOVE SARAH PARKER SO MUCH..
OSO MOVIE SEX IN THE CITY
i bet the jerk behind this told his people: hey, find me a horsefaced tramp, stat!
sjp looks too old for her age.
I am a huge fan of SJP and SATC I will fucking KILL AND I DON'T CARE IF I SERVE LIFE IN A PENN I WILL FUCKIN KILL WHOEVER DID THAT. THAT BITCH IS MORE UGLY N LOOKS LIKE A DRAG QUEEN.. SJP IS CLASSY AND A FUCKING QUEEN SO BOW DOWN YOU COWARDS!
Tasteless, NeXt
i guess all these people are saying it's old, but i haven't seen it yet. kinda funny. thanks perez. but you can tell its not her because of the mole-less face and the nose and her feet. so what kinda toy is it?
looks more like a box of lube than a vibrator.
LMFAO!!!! Loves it up her shitty! yessur!
OMG!!thats funny..i dont like her anyway lol
Found the website you can get these on!
It's Pipe Dream Products dot c o m. SJP with three holes! YUMMY!
it makes my day :µ
Perez you are so blind…that is so not Sarah Jessica Parker!!!
This is sooo bad, but funny!
I just got the "Pervez Hilton" doll. It was marked down because of all of the stretch marks from being over-inflated! I'll have to give it a douche!
Well she ain't bangin MB or he wouldn't have to tap the local Irish brew.
Wow Perez, you're so blind.
That is so wrong!!!!
Cheaper than the real thing {high maintance}
wonder if Mathew has one
:-O OMG
BHAHBAHAHHAH oh my god.
OMG! How mortifying… I wonder if she knows?!
hahahahahhahahahahahahahhaahhaahahaha
lmaos
ROFL
Omg! You people are SO stupid! Perez is not saying that's HER! He is saying "this is not a joke" because it's a porno made to look like the "sex in the city" but its sex in the shitty, she loves big….sarah jessica porkher! duh! It's a play on words like most pornos are! DUH! No one is insinuating that that actually IS her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pay attention…read! and get a sense of humor!!!!!! that is all.
thats old.
lmfao.
that kinda looks like her
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I saw that at spencers last month….
I can't help but to laugh at the way so many women try to dictate to people that this woman is hot, yet some of those same women don't want men telling them who's hot and whose not. Apparently, being a good mom and a nice person = being pretty or hot. But only when women say so.
Oh and the porn actress doesn't appear to be all that attractive at all. Amazingly, certain women can notice that. But let it be the real SJP, who is NOBODY'S HOT GIRL, and we hear about how beautiful she is inside and out. Sadness. Pure sadness.
how the fuck do any of you dumb cunts know how good a mother she is??…..STFU mongloids. Celebrity whores like this don't raise their kids anyway, their nannies do that, they're too busy sucking random dicks to have much more than an hour a week to see the brats and you all know it so go apply some vagisil to your entire body and get off the net