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A Very Important Message From…

Filed under: Paris Hilton > Celebrity Feuds > Politik > John McCain

Click here to check out some words of wisdom from Paris Hilton.

Pretty damn funny!

307 comments to “A Very Important Message From…”

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  1. 1

    SOOOO VERY FUNNY!! Even though I am not a HUGE Paris fan - Paris for Prez! HAHA!! Way to stick it to the old gray haired wrinkly man!



  2. 2

    hahaha



  3. 3

    HELL YEAH! Paris♥ 4 prez totallY! I just love her! Take that McCain! She iz looking hotter than ever! I can't say enough good thingz about her! I just love her!



  4. 4

    haha paris is soo cool



  5. 5

    so…like…i think we could like learn so much from her…



  6. 6

    paris is so not hawt anymore. she needs to grow up and move over for the new young hot celebs. i mean the first simple life was in 2003. why are we still talking about her. what does she do.

    now im not a hater, i love me a good reality celeb, i love a sexy hot bitch, but this chick is overrated and overexposed.



  7. 7

    haha..loved it…



  8. 8

    I think this was probably her best "pretend" video yet. She always seems so distracted but this time she was actually focused. Though we all know she certainly did not write up that monologue. Good job Paris!



  9. 9

    paris this was over the top!! thank u, can i be ur vip? thanks bitch



  10. 10

    right now i'm so proud i bought her album and liked it!



  11. 11

    That is so funny!



  12. 12

    Normally I am not a fan of skits written with Paris Hilton in them (they do the obvious too much); but this was pretty damn funny.

  13. Anonymous says – reply to this


    13

    It was funny!!!!!



  14. 14

    She's an embarrassment to this country, end of story.



  15. 15

    I thought this was pretty good, funny. Paris your acting skills are getting better
    Perez you rock!



  16. 16

    highlarious!!!!!!!!!!



  17. 17

    LOL!!! SO HOT AND FUNNY!!!

  18. Nicky says – reply to this


    18

    Ugh I so wud've been first, But I had to join this dumb website. Ne way Love paris, very funny, annnd much neededdd

  19. LxMxO says – reply to this


    19

    hah, i loved that. lmao.



  20. 20

    FIRST! and this is pretty funny!

  21. Eva says – reply to this


    21

    I used to hate that Paris but that was funny.



  22. 22

    HAHAHAHAHAHAH that was awesome!!



  23. 23

    That's great. Loves her.

    Ps. before anyone assumes she's for Obama…..she stated earlier today she isn't going down that road endorsing EITHER. She doesn't have a public input. Her parents are for McCain though.



  24. 24

    1) I didn't know she could read..
    2) You know homegirl was reading that shit straight off a teleprompter because there's no way in hell she knew what half those words even meant. The only words in there that were her own were "Loves it" and "Hot"



  25. 25

    WAY too funny! Way to go Paris.



  26. 26

    that is excellent.



  27. 27

    PARIS I LOVE YOU!

    PEREZ I LOVE YOU TOO!!!



  28. 28

    Re: MJ0497 – U are soo stupid! U think Paris iz really az dumb az she wants you to believe? I bet she's a really smart girl and people don't give her enough credit!



  29. 29

    NOW THATS HOT



  30. 30

    That was actually funny. Good for her!



  31. 31

    Not a fan of the Paris, but loved the video! Also, kudos to you, Perez for laying off Brit-mental illness is no fun.



  32. 32

    That was fantastic…. im happy that she is such a good sport…. that is why we can forgive her for sometimes coming off snobbish



  33. 33

    PARIS FOR PRESIDENT!!!!PARIS FOR PRESIDENT!!!!PARIS FOR PRESIDENT!!!!PARIS FOR PRESIDENT!!!!PARIS FOR PRESIDENT!!!!PARIS FOR PRESIDENT!!!!PARIS FOR PRESIDENT!!!!PARIS FOR PRESIDENT!!!!PARIS FOR PRESIDENT!!!!PARIS FOR PRESIDENT!!!!PARIS FOR PRESIDENT!!!!PARIS FOR PRESIDENT!!!!PARIS FOR PRESIDENT!!!!PARIS FOR PRESIDENT!!!!



  34. 34

    LOVE it!!! LOL - but.. Rihanna can't be VP; she's wasn't born here.. LOL



  35. 35

    haahahahahahahaah that way very funny. okay maybe not that funny but still it was funny. I wonder how it would be if Parise Hilton did run for president.



  36. 36

    hahahahaha
    love



  37. 37

    This was funny. Maybe she could run as a Third Party Candidate…or maybe not, too many dip-shits would actually vote for her.
    I LOVE that her parents gave $ to the McCain campaign, and now they're mad about his add. Oh, well……………..HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  38. 38

    Yeah, she clearly didn't make it up herself, but still it makes sense I guess, instead of everyone fighting just combine the best of both worlds.
    Anyway, she's cheesy and embarassing and it annoys me that she stilll thinks it's OK to make fun of herself cause she really is like that. grr.

  39. Minx says – reply to this


    39

    I don't like Paris but that pretend skit was very funny : )
    I NEVER thought I would like ANYTHING about her…. never say never!



  40. 40

    Sooo funny I'd vote 4 her!



  41. 41

    She should be a write in candidate!



  42. 42

    She rocks!…………That was hilarious!!!!!!



  43. 43

    paris obviously had nothing to do with the script writing of this short clip, and thank god! i loved it!



  44. 44

    that was hilar. love you paris

  45. Cutie says – reply to this


    45

    really….not funny. I can see how out of touch, female college slobs might think this rocks..

    John McCain '08



  46. 46

    Wow impressive, I normally can't stand PH!
    It just goes to show, if you own up to who you are and make no apologies, people love you for it, even if you're a dumb whore =D



  47. 47

    haha that was funny! it's good to see that she can laugh at herself like that! that totally made mccain look like shit!



  48. 48

    LOOKIN GOOD HUNNAY!



  49. 49

    hehehe if i was american, i'd totally vote for her for Prez! too bad us Canadians have no say :S



  50. 50

    HA! I loved it - totally hot bitches.



  51. 51

    lol That was kind of funny…and totally hott bitches….



  52. 52

    That's the first time I ever thought she was funny. And…she had a good point about her energy plan.



  53. 53

    HILARIOUS.

    PARIS 4 PREZ.



  54. 54

    haha! =D
    that was actually really funny! VOTE4PIRIS bitchess !!

  55. jemms says – reply to this


    55

    ya know, her all "I'll paint it pink, act dumb…blah blah blah." is really fucking old…get a new game chica!



  56. 56

    F*cking Hysterical.



  57. 57

    Hahaha loves it! She's hilarious!

  58. Uker says – reply to this


    58

    wonky mcvoltrex made a funny



  59. 59

    Go Paris! I think the peeps that don't like her think she takes herself too seriously. I really don't think so! : )



  60. 60

    Loves it!



  61. 61

    hahahahahha this actually made my day !!



  62. 62

    paris' nose look ssoo weird



  63. 63

    Wow. Do i dare say i admire paris now? I always was entertained by her and her persona but i never once actually respected/admired/appreciated her.. and that just made it worth it.



  64. 64

    way to go paris, i'm all for obama but i'd take her over that wrinkly white haired guy haha



  65. 65

    is anyone else starting to acutally LIKE paris hilton now? that was awesome.



  66. 66

    haha she is funny



  67. 67

    exactly, sagebeth, i totally agree lol!



  68. 68

    So, so, so, so great. Hopefully she'll vote this year. Or at least register.



  69. 69

    Soooo funny i love it!!!!! and in a weird way i would actually vote for her strange or what?!?!?!?



  70. 70

    im not a fan of hers but I gotta admit that was cute and hilarious. She did a good job…good script too. lol



  71. 71

    ya that's pretty fuckin hilarious!! Fuck mccain!!!!



  72. 72

    LMAO, that was great! Paris surprises me sometimes :)



  73. 73

    thats hot



  74. 74

    LOVE HER!!!!!!!!!!!! Absofuckingloutley BRILLZ!



  75. 75

    She's much funnier and cooler now that she is with the guy from Good Charlotte.



  76. 76

    Re: HAMphetamine

    A. She didn't graduate high school B. She has herpies C. You're giving her way way to much credit. D. She's as stupid everyone thinks she is.



  77. 77

    really not so funny. i could have written that while i was taking a nap.



  78. 78

    LMFAOOO!!!! LOVE herrrrr so much more after that!!!! hahahahahaha



  79. 79

    That was Totally good actually! LOL

  80. AJay says – reply to this


    80

    so funny, love it and I'm totally normally a hater of Paris



  81. 81

    Yeah that wasn't funny…



  82. 82

    Oh, Thanks McCain, for suddenly making Paris so relevant. I'm totally voting for that other guy now.
    .
    .
    (Ok, I admit, that was a totally hot commercial, Paris).



  83. 83

    This is honestly the wittiest thing that Paris has ever done and probably will ever, ever do in her life.

    And Squid12 - such an acute observation! The true Paris shown through. It's maybe the only thing idea she came up on her own when talking serious politics.



  84. 84

    AND it's nice to see that she's aging a little. That is, she doesn't look as young as she used to. Surprising since I'd think she'd have all sorts of peels and stuff to combat the later twenty-something look.



  85. 85

    i looveess it!



  86. 86

    AND it's nice to see that she's not anorexic. Just perfect. It's so sick to see celebs starve themselves into looking like they'll break at any moment.



  87. 87

    That was actually funny. McCain shouldn't of had used Paris in his ad. It makes him look bad. A Pink House? Not too shabby.

    PS. I love this log in thing, Perez. No more spamming. Yay!



  88. 88

    Omgg!!!! Paris really…good job.. usually really not a fan of hers but that was hilarious :) :)
    McCain is such a Douche!!!!!!



  89. 89

    I'd vote for Paris.
    Although her deputy person should obv. be Nicole ;)
    xoxo



  90. 90

    This is hilarious!!!



  91. 91

    what a cutie she is.

  92. xola says – reply to this


    92

    good for her! it was very unclassy of mccain to use her and britney in the first place considering both are trying to move on and grow up.



  93. 93

    I dont care about Paris but if she keeps doing this anti mcain ads I might like her someday.



  94. 94

    Really finny! She's got a sense of humor & doesn't take herself too seriously!

  95. Joee says – reply to this


    95

    haha LOVE IT!!!



  96. 96

    this is soo funny!

  97. Joee says – reply to this


    97

    TEHEHE



  98. 98

    WTH WAS THIS LMFAOOOOOOO



  99. 99

    Is she hot? No. Ack. I hate her. But I love the fact that she acted stupid. It seemed so natural for her. Perhaps she wasn't acting. XD



  100. 100

    Loves it! Don't love Paris all the time, but that's truly funny. Esp. since McCain thought it was okay to use her image without permission. Didn't she try to trademark "That's Hot"? I'm surprised she's not trying to sue or something stupid like that. Paris for Pres! and Perez for VP.

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