LezLo's Got One Too!
Filed under: Lindsay Lohan
If you're a fan of the firecroth, then this is the blow up doll for you!
Just make sure to disinfect thoroughly before use.
This one probably comes with an assortment of STDs!
New Meiko!
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Angelina Jolie Announces That Her Next Movie Will Be...
Maleficent!
At least, we think it is! Almost positive, actually!
Angelina Jolie was at the Berlin International Film Festival today, where she is screening her directorial debut, In The Land Of Blood and Honey out of competition, when she announced that the long-rumored project was next up for her - even though she didn't specifically call it by name!
She explains:
"I haven't acted in two years, and I haven't done anything else since this . The next thing I am looking at is a Disney movie. The best thing to find that balance is to do something that is just for children. You know, you find different ways to make things matter. When, for example, you do fun action movies, they are empowering for my daughters."
And since we've gotten word that the Luc Besson movie she had been eyeing seems to have stalled, and Maleficent recently got Robert Stromberg as a director, we think it's safe to say that the Linda Woolverton-written adaptation of the classic fairy tale is definitely where we'll see her next!
So, so cool!
Gurl is going to ROCK this! Don't U think?
[Image via WENN.]
shittt, who would fuck that ugly lesbian???
This is sooooo funny!
Thanks for the morning laugh Perez!
gross
She looks like Elizabeth Hurley
3 cylinders…………yummy
ew?
Looks more like Liz Hurley to me.
Haha funny even though this one looks even less like the star it's supposed to represent than the SJP one. Good morning laugh though
Go firecroth go!
Hahaha
i concur with the rest. They could at least make the doll look remotely like Lindsay rather than Elizabeth.
Is that suppose to look like her? I thought it was Elizabeth Hurley also??
…looks nothing like her
I agree, the other one was waay closer to SJP. This one is almost shameful! Tsk, tsk porn industry!
lmao, ew.
ewwww
Very funny
is this REAL?
this company is SOOOO getting sued! if lezlo doesn't do it, we all know that SJ Parker will b/c she is a woman of class and style, not trash and porn!
Love lilo xD
3 cylinders of love haha.
That doesn't even look like her!!
she disgusting why make doll of her?does it also come with crack pipe?
Doesn't even look like her - Need a SaMAN doll!!!! ewwwwwww
i hope thats not supposed to be lindsey lohan. cuz that doesnt look anything like her
Pretty cool.
that doesnt even look like her!
so happs to be in the posse but my avatar isnt rigght??!?!?
xx
the sjp box girl is way more similar
The girl in the picture is Krista Allen and she used to be in Days of our lives (Billie, I think) and dated George Clooney.
heeeeeeeyyyy!!!!!
im part of the posse.
x
These dolls came out months ago and were on TONS of blogs back then. Now, Perez talks about the SJP one yesterday and the Lindsay one today as if it's breaking news. He's obviously getting paid to cover them. Same with every other thing he, for some reason, extensively covers even though nobody gives a shit. See Dita Von Teese, for example.
Dirty!
It's pretty bad when the porn star chick on the box is hotter than the person the doll is SUPPOSED to be.
Haha, it's about time they made one!
That is so funny!
that ALMOST looks like lindsay
She doesn't really look like Lindsay at all.
saMAN had a doll before her-GI JOE!
The reason they did not make it actually look like Lindsey is because come on they are after all in business to make money and they will not make a dime if that thing looked like that Hot mess Lindsey I mean be real who would want to buy that if it did ??
It doesn't even look like the hooker.
Ahahhh! gross.
this doll doesnt look like lindsay lohan at all!