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Poppa Lohan Not Ready For A Gay Wedding

Filed under: Lindsay Lohan > Gay Gay Gay > Michael Lohan > saMAN Ronson

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With rumors swirling of LezLo's possible engagement to saMAN, Lindsay's born-again father, ex-convict Michael Lohan, is speaking out about his daughter's relationship with Ronson.

“I haven’t heard anything (about an upcoming wedding) from Lindsay, but if she was marrying Sam, I don’t think she’d ask me to walk her down the aisle,” says Michael. “She knows about my (Christian) faith … she just wouldn’t ask.”

Does that mean he won't be invited to the wedding either????

So, what does Michael think of Lindsay being a dykon now? “I want her to be happy and healthy and stay on the right path,” he says. “If I discuss (her relationship), I say that I want her to be happy.”

No invite for you!

[Image via WENN.]

94 comments to “Poppa Lohan Not Ready For A Gay Wedding”



  1. 1

    can't stand that man



  2. 2

    This guy is such a weirdo and needs to just shut up!



  3. 3

    haha Lezlo!!!!!!!!!



  4. 4

    I'm still waiting for her to "come out"……uh…



  5. 5

    Jezuz!



  6. 6

    of course.

  7. Josh says – reply to this


    7

    I'd like to wipe my ass with his nose. What an idiot.



  8. 8

    He's a douche.

  9. Sade says – reply to this


    9

    why does anybody even talk to that guy? he never has anything relevant to say



  10. 10

    he doesn't seem very supportive!!



  11. 11

    approves ofher relationship but yet refuses to walk her down the aisle?



  12. 12

    hmm



  13. 13

    would he not choose to walk his daughter down the aisle despite his 'christian fath'?



  14. 14

    she dont need that man!
    hes f crazy!

    go lindsay and sam!!



  15. 15

    This man needs to stop being a famewhore.
    He's more annoying than his daugther's ugly girlfriend…



  16. 16

    Good father…finally!



  17. 17

    This guy is just weird. Glad he is not my dad.



  18. 18

    hi ,



  19. 19

    and herrrreee weeee gooo!



  20. 20

    he is such a hypocrite



  21. 21

    He doesn't know what he wants, so how can he tell what she wants…



  22. 22

    Dude, who cares about this crap! Get on this thing with Anne Hathaway. Nudie pix about to leak!!!!!!!! Oh man!!!!!!!!!



  23. 23

    I don't like him.



  24. 24

    His Christian faith.
    I just convulsed and dropped my load in my pants.

  25. htown says – reply to this


    25

    any faith that asks you to turn your back on your own child needs to be reconsidered.



  26. 26

    he needs to get over it. sam might not be the hottest thing around but at least lindsay isn't totally out of control anymore.



  27. 27

    has lindsay even said shes gay yet??



  28. 28

    lindsay seems to doing fine without her fatherly support! i love samantha!



  29. 29

    No wonder why his kids are messed up with this ego felon nut job.



  30. 30

    gr8 idea perez!!! keep up the good work :P



  31. 31

    Whatever! "christian faith" BS. God, no wonder Lindsay is so messed up she has such bad parents!



  32. 32

    At least Linds get the famewhore thing honestly!!! Who cares if hes ready or not?? I believe its going to happen with or without him. BE HAPPY, LINDSAY!!!!!



  33. 33

    BTW Mario, is your avatars fucked up again? Use a real msg board.



  34. 34

    so I guess it's ok for him to be a drunk who assaults people, breaks the ten commandments by committing adultry and fathers an illegitamate child but LINDSAY is breaking faith with Christianity by being in a loving relationship (Even if her girlfriend looks dangerously annorexic and can never take a picture without flashing stupid phony gang signs) This guy is a joke. It must be nice to be so judgemental of others when he's committed every sin in the book….except that one.



  35. 35

    He's blatantly saying if she does ask, he won't.
    and he dissaproves.



  36. 36

    wtfwtf

  37. Owen says – reply to this


    37

    He's such a dick lick!



  38. 38

    :)



  39. 39

    yeah…he sucks



  40. 40

    Oh snap! Ain't nobody want him thur anywayz!



  41. 41

    I am sick of his family…



  42. 42

    He's such a nut.



  43. 43

    Guy is a creep. Needs to get a life!



  44. 44

    i hate him



  45. 45

    why is he in the news!

  46. Renee says – reply to this


    46

    He's a "Christian" yet supposedly has a child out of wedlock. wtf?

    HYPROCRITE



  47. 47

    He is such a publicity whore…Linds and Sam aren't getting married yet, anyway.



  48. 48

    blahblahblah. michael lohan sucks.



  49. 49

    I thought he said he was going to stop commenting publicly about his daughter. Yea, that took long.



  50. 50

    What a douche.



  51. 51

    If you have a father like this, you dont need enemies



  52. 52

    FYI, Carrie was also in MIA yesterday for the George Michael concert. She's also been spotted wearing men's cargos and playing softball… So, where are the gay rumors? LMAO!



  53. 53

    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
    He lookz {☼☼]]

    gay 2/me..zo I'm

    zure it won't bother

    hiz azzhole…bezidez…

    hiz family iz from Jerzery..

    anything goezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz



  54. 54

    Asshole!!!! it is because of people like Mr. Lohan that thousands of young gay and lesbian kids kill themselves, He is and should burn in hell.



  55. 55

    He should be happy she's happy and supposingly in love. u.u



  56. 56

    Its good for lindsey to have a support system…They're prolly just best friends, wouldnt perez just love lindsey to be a lezbo. I highly doubt she is. It's a publicity stunt!



  57. 57

    Fuck his stupid christian faith. His daughter should come first above any stupid god! If he wanted her to be happy then why wouldn't he stand by his own daughter? I'ld be gay too with a dad like him.



  58. 58

    This guy only wants one thing…MONEY.. if she offered him money to walk her and her lesbo down the aisle i am sure he would.



  59. 59

    wondr if he'll walk his illegitimate daughter down the isle…would that bea gainst his christian faith too? He is a whack job….



  60. 60

    you know what? people just cant let people be happy!! what is wrong with two people being in love with eachother, it dosnt matter if there both females! and besides, i think they look very very happy to me, they look at eachother like i would want someone, a man, to look at me! :D anyway, wtg les and sam! best of luck to you both!



  61. 61

    yeah that man is just absolutely annoying.



  62. 62

    What a dickhead



  63. 63

    WHO CARES ABOUT THIS HOLLYWOOD TRAILER PARK WHITE TRASH FAMILY!



  64. 64

    this guy makes me wanna puke.. he has no authority to talk he was a very bad father and obviously the one who caused a bag trauma on Linds that's why she recurred to drugs so who cares if he supports her as a lesbian or not??!!!
    Really Perez your hypocrite attitute towards Linds and Samantha is getting annoying, you as a gay man where expected to support this 2 and stop posting every 5 sec about them and respect their privacy and their decisions, i really expected that someone with your background would be more respectful and understandable over someone who is having a hard time coming out of the closet!



  65. 65

    WHAT KINDA FATHER IS HE? THAT'S JUST SAD.
    IF IT WAS MY DAD, I DON'T THINK HE WOULD REALLY CARE.AS LONG AS I'M HAPPY WITH MY PARTNER,THEN THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS. I'M A BI-CURIOUS GIRL BY THE WAY.



  66. 66

    I'm a Christian and I'm also gay. What he said is as stupid as so many other "Christians," for if anyone actually did the research they'd see it's perfectly acceptable according to the Bible to be gay.

    [Verses are taken out of context or in paraphrased version of the Bible, the author will take "sexual immorality" and just decide that's being one of those damned homosexuals. I could go on, but I'll pass on a big theological debate for today.

    Still, I'd recommend him go to Christiangay.com or GayChristian.net for example, or simply realize, God created love between two people, and that includes being gay or bisexual.]



  67. 67

    no one cares what Michael thinks!!!! What is he on the Z list?



  68. 68

    What happened to the DNA test regarding his possible other daughter???



  69. 69

    I think it's sad Perez keeps deleting my posts about him being a hypocrite for supporting of the disallowing of one group, and being ok with it, but throwing ape shit spazes when it happens to gays.



  70. 70

    Re: Sade – Thankyou, when's the last time he even spoke with her, seems to me that he just makes it up as he goes along



  71. 71

    Apparently his "Christian faith" isn't the same one we all experience.

    That's a good thing.



  72. 72

    yes, and what a pillar of the christian community he is. it would be a shame to mess up his image…



  73. 73

    LOL



  74. 74

    he promised Lindsay that he would no longer comment about her to the media. If he's such a christian, why's he such a liar?



  75. 75

    What Father would want to walk his coked out dyke daughter down any aisle…..



  76. 76

    I'm a Christian and I support gay marriage. I hate when people use their faith as an excuse for their ignorance. Jesus loves everyone- not just straight people.

  77. JET says – reply to this


    77

    The more photos I see of Lindsay and Samantha, the more I think this is just a huge joke by them to see how far they can take it with the celeb rag sheets



  78. 78

    [re=2724484]Re: holler ! yes, and what a pillar of the christian community he is. it would be a shame to mess up his image…[ /re]

    I hope that was sarcasm. ;)

    Ever notice how people like Perez always posts posts about "Christians" (always the worse examples) and tries to make it out as if tat was the norm?

    It would be like saying all homosexuals are pedophiles and have sex with anyone and anything and you better watch out cause they will get your son!11" type thinking.



  79. 79

    .
    DON'TCHA JUST LOVE GOD FEARING, ALCOHOLIC, ADULTEROUS, ANGER MANAGEMENT CHALLENGED, DRUG ABUSING, PROBABLY CHILD AND SPOUSE ABUSING, MEDIA GLUTONOUS SINNERS WHO TAKE PRIDE IN THEIR CHRISTIANITY WHEN IT COMES TO HATING GAYS!
    .
    GLAD TO SEE HE IS ON GOD'S GOOD SIDE!
    .



  80. 80

    Come on People
    People CAN change!
    Look at LEZlo! lol

  81. Cree says – reply to this


    81

    His faith keeps him from walking his (supoosive) lesbian daughter to the alter but his faith did not keep him from cheating on his wife and possibly having a child out of wedlock while married. Wow his faith is confusing.

  82. DLR says – reply to this


    82

    Yups, Poppa Lohan is a homophobe, otherwise he'd have no problem walking his eldest daughter up the aisle if she married Samantha.



  83. 83

    The guy who has been in jail how many times (and fathered an illegitimate daughter) is bringing God into this????



  84. 84

    hi "christian faith"? where?



  85. 85

    Re: BitchyD – Great avatar, number 70. Love it, dahling.



  86. 86

    Re: KevinK – Pipe down 33/69/78. That's entirely enough out of you. Your too much talk and too little wisdom. Preachy and queenie.

  87. BJT says – reply to this


    87

    mikie is a major douche bag leaving his kids behind screwing women having a kid so sad for the kids why so many dead beat dads i had one to he never helped my mom and grandparents he married and had two kids and then has step kids he forgot about me to so i know how it feels for ali and lindsay and the other two with a dead beat dad if dina was'nt a strong women they would be on welfare living in the projects are under a bridge just a dead beat dad. I dont think we all look at the big picture when we say dina is a pitt bull.

  88. BJT says – reply to this


    88

    What does he do to make a living does he have any money are what!!!!



  89. 89

    *************************************************************************
    GOD LOVES EVERYONE! IF THERE IS ONE!!! HOW CAN YOU NOT SUPPORT YOUR DAUGHTER!!!*************************************************************



  90. 90

    Re: catsmeow – He never said he doesn't support her or dissaproves of her. All he said was that he can't comment more on her relationship with another woman because he's Christian (and in Christianity, homosexuality is a sin) and he doesn't agree with it ("it" being homosexuality). He never said he hates his daughter and won't attend her wedding, if that happens. All he meant was that, because he's Christian, Lindsay probably knows he would be uncomfortable walking her down the aisle. He still loves her. He just doesn't believe that homosexuality is right. That's his opinion. Leave him alone and stop criticizing those of us who are Christians and don't agree with that type of lifestyle. That's arrogant and rude, and, frankly, intolerant. I love my gay friends/family members, but I just don't agree with them on that issue. I support their choice to live how they want to live- that's their perogative. I just don't neccessarily choose to or agree with homosexuality in general. Stop making us feel bad for being straight and Christian and whatnot… looks like WE'RE not the ones who are close-minded. And THAT, my friend, is what we call INTOLERANCE.



  91. 91

    Eugh. What a cock. What a cock! How hard is it to keep your mouth shut?! He should try it!



  92. 92

    Re: Sensible – ummmm… maybe instead of disapproving about his daughter he should ask some questions about his religion? if he was so religious then wouldn't he have raised her to believe that homosexuality was a sin too? in which case she would have been so depressed and probably topped herself by now… actually, no, he is SUCH a moral upstanding CHRISTIAN father, I love him.



  93. 93

    he's stupid plain and simple…



  94. 94

    didnt he like go to jail or something. then she wrote a song about it. if he put her thru tht, i totally understand y she didnt ask him to. i wouldnt either.