As Expected

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Say what? The gossip mags got it wrong?

In their latest issues, OK! claims that Jennifer Aniston is getting married and Star states that she's having John Mayer's baby.

No shock, Maniston's mouthpiece says, "Both headlines are complete fabrications."

That's too bad.

Even the Man deserves wedded and baby bliss!

    Posted: Aug 6, 2008 at 12:30 pm / Email this  »

    38 comments to “As Expected”



    1. 1

      I can't imagine John Mayer ever really giving up his player bacholerhood. He seems like the guy who's a fuck 'em, love 'em, get bored with 'em, and leave 'em type a guy.



    2. 2

      SHE SUCKS AT LIFE



    3. 3

      figures…didnt think she will be anytime soon



    4. 4

      tru dat, besides it would totally ruin his career..



    5. 5

      she is probably loving all this non-angelina press



    6. 6

      this girl instead of going to premiers and stuff like that
      she needs a job at least at McD's
      i mean where her movies at
      or a tv show
      poor thing

    7. Zionn says – reply to this


      7

      oh poor poor Jenny



    8. 8

      Ugh, I don't like this woman….



    9. 9

      DUH
      A lame attempt to sell magazines.
      way to piss off your readers (if you have any) lol



    10. 10

      Poor Jen…. She has to put up with this crap day-in and day-out. And hey, Perez: if you're gonna call her "Man-iston", you should at least acknowledge the fact that Angelina Jolie is Tranny-licious! They're lovely in their own ways. haha…. Seriously though, I love both Jen and Angie… quit giving Jen a hard time! She's dealt with a lot.



    11. 11

      GREAT…now my day really sucks! lol



    12. 12

      .. meh



    13. 13

      leave jen alone…….. she rocks !!



    14. 14

      She is actually one of the few stars who managed to keep my respect over the years, After all the shit thats happened, I think she handled it like a lady



    15. 15

      She will give birth to the anti christ. lock that vajayjay up



    16. 16

      Not everyone needs a man and heaps of kiddies to be complete…enjoy it Jen…the grass isn't always greener darling.

    17. Laury says – reply to this


      17

      Yeah, she does deserve to find true love and happiness, I'm so sick of Saint Angelina and her bitch Brad getting all the attention and glory. However, I don't believe that John Mayer is the one for her. He's too much of a player, he will break her heart.



    18. 18

      Why does everyone pick on her? She is actually very beautiful.
      What's even funnier is that in situations like with Ethan Hawke and Uma Thurman, or Ryan Phillipe and Reese Witherspoon- when the husband cheated on the wife,
      everyone took the wife's side.
      Instead, everyone took Brad's side.. I mean, I heart Angie but common, show some sympathy,.. this girl went through too much in the last few years.

      She could also do better than John. What happened to women going for real men? Aaron Eckhart or a no-name would be fine for her.. why John Mayer?



    19. 19

      ahhhhhhhhhhhh

      That is a shame!!!
      she would be a great mamy
      She deserves a man and baby

    20. Sonas says – reply to this


      20

      Jen you need to hurry up, you are well past your "best before date".



    21. 21

      I really hope you're not calling Jennifer the "Man." She is so gorgeous and you thinking otherwise totally proves that you're gay! You only wish she was a man…



    22. 22

      Oh, Jen had to make sure her mug was on the tabloids after everything Angelina was dominating the tabs. Please, it's so pathetic. No, she ain't getting married and no, she ain't having no baby. John Mayer has already moved on in his head. You can see it in his actions.
      Jen is a bore ~yawn~



    23. 23

      I don't like her. And I think John's too hot for her. Perez, will you do us all a favor and ruin this relationship by telling the world YOU are expecting JM's baby?



    24. 24

      i wish it was true i love her so much and i wish her the best



    25. 25

      Perez just curious, why are you so mean to Jen? Angelina is the one who stole Brad from Jen and is flaunting their family all around the tabloids. I mean what did Jen do that was so wrong?



    26. 26

      Ha, I give it another three months at best… I just don't think John can get Perez out of his mind… he holds him as the comparison for all other loves in his life… so, its only obvious Mayer will never settle down unless it's with Mr. Hilton.



    27. 27

      Re: LiLiLi

      thats what i don't get! why did everyone take cheating Brad and Angie's side? Its so weird. Jennifer deserves to be happy!



    28. 28

      You earn a good living Mr. Huvane. You got your loser client on not only one but THREE tabs in the same week as the Jolie-Pitt twin mega cover on People and Hello!

      Good old PLANT 'n DENY. But Perez, why? It's not like she wants babies or anything.



    29. 29

      but not to our john, perez!! she's not good enough for him



    30. 30

      who cares about j.aniston? although i absolutely LOVEEEEEd her in FRIENDS. i'm more concerned about jolie-pitt!



    31. 31

      perez there's something wrong with andy27, he hates you but still bothers to sign up & create a profile just to leave you a comment. PATHETIC loser.



    32. 32

      TEAM ANISTON



    33. 33

      aww I feel bad for Jennifer…it's probably really hard for her to be seeing her ex have like a bajillion kids with angelina. she deserves to have things go right in her life. I hope she'll find happiness.



    34. 34

      Well, she's probably in a hurry now, the click is ticking…
      However, John doesn't look like he's ready to let go of his womanizing and bachelor ways… He'll probably get bored and dump her really soon. I don't buy it.
      John's way to good for her anyway.



    35. 35

      Stop calling her a man, she is a gorgeous looking lady and has no tramp looks like your adored Angelina… she is very talented and deserves all the best, J Mayer is ok for you… I totally see him with you and marrying you… but Jen, she deserves much more!



    36. 36

      This seems to be HUvane's pattern-leak, then deny. Leak, deny. And Jen is starting to behave like a real a-hole to everyone but Hunave. Maybe Jen should marry Huvane-they make the perfect match!



    37. 37

      Why do you insist on calling her "Maniston?" What did she ever do to you? She doesn't look like a man.



    38. 38

      If not PG-
      She had the same Cheek Implants that MADonna and Courtney Cox had! gross!!