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"Trucker stops to relieve himself, loses load"

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Trucker stops to relieve himself, loses load

SNOHOMISH, Wash. - A dump truck driver who couldn't wait to relieve himself is being blamed for losing his load.

When the 27-year-old Auburn man tried to ease the double-trailer rig to the side of U.S. Highway 2 east of Snohomish, the wheels slipped down an embankment.

Traffic was snarled for hours Friday morning after the truck spilled 98,000 pounds of dredge spoils from Anacortes, bound for a landfill in Wenatchee.

Washington State Patrol Trooper Keith A. Leary says the driver apparently was unfamiliar with the area. A few miles to the east there are plenty of filling stations and other businesses with restrooms.

The driver was cited for driving with wheels off the road, and Leary says the trucking company will be billed for the cleanup.

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19 comments to “Headline Of The Week Weak”

  1. 1

    Hahaha his bad!

  2. 2

    [[[[[[[[ If i had a cock ]]]]]]]]]]]
    [[[[[[[[[ and had 2/drive ]]]]]]]]]]]]]
    [[[[[[[[[ 4 a living…I'd carry]]]]]]]]]]]]
    [[[[[[[[[[ around a plaztic bottle ]]]]]]]]]]]]
    zzzzzzzzz 2 pizz in..guyz r idiotzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  3. 3

    Now while most people would jump to poop jokes, I immediately thought of an orgasm innuendo instead.

  4. 4

    so did he want a piss or a wank?

  5. 5

    Maybe he needed some mayo for his sammich.

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  7. 7

    What a dumbass!!

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  9. 9

    Eww sick


  10. 10

    awww poor guy! i bet he just really had to go!

  11. Anonymous says – reply to this


    sucks 2 b u

  12. 12

    What a stupid post! Where does this fit in with celebrity gossip?

  13. 13

    When you really got to go you REALLY got to GO! Doesn't matter if the world ends in 10 minutes, you still got to go.

  14. ISSA says – reply to this


    Ouch, it sure sucks to be him!!!
    I guess we all have our bad days!!!

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  16. 16

    that sucks

  17. 17

    Damn! I hate that when that happens!

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  19. 19

    Most funny headline EVAH!! ROTFLMAO!