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I Kissed A…. Squirrel!

Filed under: Jackie Beat > Katy Perry

It's definitely the song of the summer!

Like Rihanna's Umbrella last year, these days EVERYONE is doing covers and parodies of Katy Perry's smash single, I Kissed A Girl.

The latest???

The inimitable Miz Jackie Beat, who is currently dazzling audiences all summer long at the Post Office Cabaret in Provincetown.

Check out La Beat's reinterpretation of the song below.

You can read as you listen along!

I KISSED A SQUIRREL

This was never the way I planned
Not my reality
Walkin’ in the park, lunch in my hand
He looked up and smiled at me
It's not what, I'm used to
Just wanna try you on
I'm curious for you
It’s called Bestiality

I kissed a squirrel and I liked it
The taste of his hairy black lips
I kissed a squirrel just to try it
I hope PETA don’t start no riot
It felt so wrong, It felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
French-kissed a squirrel and I liked it
I liked it

Don't even know what you’re about
You’re another species
You shoved your nuts right in my mouth
And, they tasted like feces
I shuddered ‘neath those tender paws
I let you have your way
Those anti-sex with animal laws
Hard to obey

I kissed a squirrel and I liked it
You’re intrigued, don’t even deny it
I kissed a squirrel just to try it
There goes my vegan diet
It wasn’t straight, it wasn’t gay
Don't mean I'm in love today
Dont knock it girl, ‘til you’ve tried it
Cuz I liked it

Those squirrels are so adorable
Big brown eyes, and mouths so kissable
Furry bodies so explorable
Too good to - ignore it
I lost control and just went for it

I fucked a squirrel and I liked it
Except the part when he bit my left tit
I hope that squirrel don’t have rabies
Cuz now I’m pregnant with 6 of his babies
He had a tiny dong, Thank God I’m tight
I got some bushy tail tonight
I kissed a squirrel and I liked it
I liked it

[Image by Peter Palladino.]

Posted: August 6, 2008 at 8:30 pm

126 comments to “I Kissed A…. Squirrel!”

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krissykdk says – reply to this

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hahaha
HoneyBaby says – reply to this

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omggggg
TorontoScott says – reply to this

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Dexter Says: that's a scream.
Zionn says – reply to this

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lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

/signed praying this song will one day leave my head
Size2Kay says – reply to this

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WOW! What can you say after hearing that? It's nothing that I want playing in my car, that's for sure lmfao……….
LALA*Land says – reply to this

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Yawn!!!!!!!
germaine cousin says – reply to this

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so sick of the song, that the parodies aren't even funny anymore.
nicegirl says – reply to this

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LOL!!!
Ginger Ellen. says – reply to this

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uhhh….gross.
ruffmama says – reply to this

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omg omg omg omg omg

that is the FUNNIEST shit EVER!
shadee says – reply to this

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hahahahahaha i love it!
Fallen_Angel says – reply to this

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This song is starting to get on my nerves.
shadee says – reply to this

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Re: Ginger Ellen. – chill its humor (:
glittergirl says – reply to this

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That was interesting.The nuts part was funny,and I liked it.
clue182 says – reply to this

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SO FUCKING DISGUSTING!!!
EEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW PEREZ!
sparkz0r says – reply to this

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lmao
britini says – reply to this

17

someone has a lot of free time
YourLiquidDream says – reply to this

18

That's the worst thing I've ever heard in my life.
r o g n y c says – reply to this

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BRAVA Jackie!
urnotright says – reply to this

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Ha HAAAAAAAAAAA……hairy little bastards are hawt..
Astrochicks.com says – reply to this

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Is that Jackie Beat?
MISS CLEO says – reply to this

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HAHAHAH! I CANNOT BELIEVE HE SAID HE GOT SOME BUSHY TAIL. WHAT AN ASS JAMMER. LOVED IT
BeNiceYall says – reply to this

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lol, my husband was laughing from the other room
Jenafreaka says – reply to this

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I'm so sick of Katy Perry and her lame ass songs. Passsss
KiwiMoo says – reply to this

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Hahaha Freakin' brilliant!
Mohit_ says – reply to this

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Hahahaha
PoisonBitchyIvy says – reply to this

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I kissed a squirrel and I liked it. I liked it.
lil_cc says – reply to this

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I LOVE IT! This is just tooooooo goood!
itsbritneybitch says – reply to this

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haha thats great
Vinnie says – reply to this

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This is probably the most stupid song I have ever heard!! LOL!
A-TyPiCal StUD says – reply to this

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OMG i couldnt stop lauging! hahahah
mixedUpdiva says – reply to this

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haha this is to funny!
QueenOfTheWeirdos says – reply to this

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lol omg i think its so funny
even though the lyrics are crazy ♥
Renee says – reply to this

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That's funny.

My cousin is gay and said the gay community hates Kate's song because she's only a wannabe kind of girl that is only playing and trying to look hip with these other nuts out here by kissing a fellow girl.

I have to agree with him.
Care Bear says – reply to this

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that is tooo funny!
Meikko says – reply to this

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HAHAHA, wow, DEFINITELY better than the original.
Perfect_so_smile says – reply to this

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oh my!
starrlovin says – reply to this

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lol…that is so funny!
tellin ya what I know says – reply to this

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Is this the same twirp who made fun with "Retouch My Body"? How dare he make fun of Mimi. This new song sucks too!
Debaucherina says – reply to this

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Wow! Work it girl!
PHLUV says – reply to this

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hahaha so funny

PANAMA LUV PEREZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZH!!!!!!!!!!
Southernmom says – reply to this

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thats hilarious!
Thais says – reply to this

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this song probably would have been better it it said i fucked a chocolate covered squirrel
lovezchoclabs says – reply to this

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Kind of… cheesy.
Brittttt says – reply to this

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lmfao that was awesome!
socalove says – reply to this

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terrible and gross.
AdjustMonocle says – reply to this

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LOL
that's messed up
kaitlynanne says – reply to this

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all i can say is wow
haha
Jacklyn says – reply to this

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lmaooo — fkn love jackie beatz
he/she? is HILARIOUSSS.
insaneee.
where do you even come up with stuff like that? :p
FTSK says – reply to this

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HAHAHAHA the funniest parody! Specially the last verse!!
jenzou says – reply to this

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Looks like Divine from the old John Waters movies!
mcflurry says – reply to this

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you guys ever hear, "I pissed on a girl"??

Sal the Stockbroker of the Stern show did it, its hilarious

"I pissed on her face, I pissed on her…"
miss_andi says – reply to this

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omg eww.
JewelKilcherLover says – reply to this

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Jackie Beat = Genius.
kerkieberkie says – reply to this

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Eh- it's okay.
Wobbly says – reply to this