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I Kissed A…. Squirrel!

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It's definitely the song of the summer!

Like Rihanna's Umbrella last year, these days EVERYONE is doing covers and parodies of Katy Perry's smash single, I Kissed A Girl.

The latest???

The inimitable Miz Jackie Beat, who is currently dazzling audiences all summer long at the Post Office Cabaret in Provincetown.

Check out La Beat's reinterpretation of the song below.

You can read as you listen along!


This was never the way I planned
Not my reality
Walkin’ in the park, lunch in my hand
He looked up and smiled at me
It's not what, I'm used to
Just wanna try you on
I'm curious for you
It’s called Bestiality

I kissed a squirrel and I liked it
The taste of his hairy black lips
I kissed a squirrel just to try it
I hope PETA don’t start no riot
It felt so wrong, It felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
French-kissed a squirrel and I liked it
I liked it

Don't even know what you’re about
You’re another species
You shoved your nuts right in my mouth
And, they tasted like feces
I shuddered ‘neath those tender paws
I let you have your way
Those anti-sex with animal laws
Hard to obey

I kissed a squirrel and I liked it
You’re intrigued, don’t even deny it
I kissed a squirrel just to try it
There goes my vegan diet
It wasn’t straight, it wasn’t gay
Don't mean I'm in love today
Dont knock it girl, ‘til you’ve tried it
Cuz I liked it

Those squirrels are so adorable
Big brown eyes, and mouths so kissable
Furry bodies so explorable
Too good to - ignore it
I lost control and just went for it

I fucked a squirrel and I liked it
Except the part when he bit my left tit
I hope that squirrel don’t have rabies
Cuz now I’m pregnant with 6 of his babies
He had a tiny dong, Thank God I’m tight
I got some bushy tail tonight
I kissed a squirrel and I liked it
I liked it

[Image by Peter Palladino.]

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126 comments to “I Kissed A…. Squirrel!”

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    Dexter Says: that's a scream.

  4. Zionn says – reply to this



    /signed praying this song will one day leave my head

  5. 5

    WOW! What can you say after hearing that? It's nothing that I want playing in my car, that's for sure lmfao……….

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    so sick of the song, that the parodies aren't even funny anymore.

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    omg omg omg omg omg

    that is the FUNNIEST shit EVER!

  11. 11

    hahahahahaha i love it!

  12. 12

    This song is starting to get on my nerves.

  13. 13

    Re: Ginger Ellen. – chill its humor (:

  14. 14

    That was interesting.The nuts part was funny,and I liked it.

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  17. 17

    someone has a lot of free time

  18. 18

    That's the worst thing I've ever heard in my life.

  19. 19

    BRAVA Jackie!

  20. 20

    Ha HAAAAAAAAAAA……hairy little bastards are hawt..

  21. 21

    Is that Jackie Beat?

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  23. 23

    lol, my husband was laughing from the other room

  24. 24

    I'm so sick of Katy Perry and her lame ass songs. Passsss

  25. 25

    Hahaha Freakin' brilliant!

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  27. 27

    I kissed a squirrel and I liked it. I liked it.

  28. 28

    I LOVE IT! This is just tooooooo goood!

  29. 29

    haha thats great

  30. 30

    This is probably the most stupid song I have ever heard!! LOL!

  31. 31

    OMG i couldnt stop lauging! hahahah

  32. 32

    haha this is to funny!

  33. 33

    lol omg i think its so funny
    even though the lyrics are crazy ♥

  34. Renee says – reply to this


    That's funny.

    My cousin is gay and said the gay community hates Kate's song because she's only a wannabe kind of girl that is only playing and trying to look hip with these other nuts out here by kissing a fellow girl.

    I have to agree with him.

  35. 35

    that is tooo funny!

  36. 36

    HAHAHA, wow, DEFINITELY better than the original.

  37. 37

    oh my!

  38. 38

    lol…that is so funny!

  39. 39

    Is this the same twirp who made fun with "Retouch My Body"? How dare he make fun of Mimi. This new song sucks too!

  40. 40

    Wow! Work it girl!

  41. PHLUV says – reply to this


    hahaha so funny


  42. 42

    thats hilarious!

  43. Thais says – reply to this


    this song probably would have been better it it said i fucked a chocolate covered squirrel

  44. 44

    Kind of… cheesy.

  45. 45

    lmfao that was awesome!

  46. 46

    terrible and gross.

  47. 47

    that's messed up

  48. 48

    all i can say is wow

  49. 49

    lmaooo — fkn love jackie beatz
    he/she? is HILARIOUSSS.
    where do you even come up with stuff like that? :p

  50. FTSK says – reply to this


    HAHAHAHA the funniest parody! Specially the last verse!!

  51. 51

    Looks like Divine from the old John Waters movies!

  52. 52

    you guys ever hear, "I pissed on a girl"??

    Sal the Stockbroker of the Stern show did it, its hilarious

    "I pissed on her face, I pissed on her…"

  53. 53

    omg eww.

  54. 54

    Jackie Beat = Genius.

  55. 55

    Eh- it's okay.

  56. 56

    That was so delightfully wrong!

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    Better than the original haha

  59. 59

    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz I luv it..itz filthy zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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    omg. i so told you about this! LOL!


    hugs Perez

  62. 62

    I so can not wait for this video! Jackie Beat kicks ass!

  63. 63

    OMG that was BRILLIANT!!! I can't stop laughing now lol

  64. 64

    Thats just genius!
    and awh god i want her hair.

  65. 65

    JACKIE♥BEAT RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  66. 66

    & by the way,
    Can I download it somewhere ? I want it :D .

  67. 67

    LOVE IT. Especially since I call my BF "the skwerl" SO GREAT!!

  68. 68

    lol thats funny

    perez…i'm LOVING this new registration to comment thing!

  69. 69

    I heard this song and I liked it ! More Jackie Beat please !!!!!!!!!!!!

  70. 70

    Its great
    I love Miz Jackiez ztuff

  71. 71

    ha I just shit myself…

  72. 72

    UGH!! I'm an old person, where I haven't even heard the whole ORIGINAL song. I love this parody though. Obviously that's a tranny singing it - never heard of him.

  73. 73

    This person scares me, but not as much as amanda lepore…

  74. 74

    Jackie Beat you are an evil GENIOUS!!!!!!!

  75. 75

    wow that was freaking amazing………..:)

  76. 76

    LOVES IT! All the lyrics are great — Fabulous job, Ms. Beat!

  77. moon says – reply to this


    she looks like a hott mess
    and not the good kind

    … oh wow.

  78. 78

    thiz bitch rokzzzzzzzz it on….

  79. BJT says – reply to this


    This was a trip she is like weird al yakovic what happen to al how dont you get sued. I like it butt the last part didnt like i fu!@##$ and i like it. do go that far stick with the kiss but funny i hope they play this mix at the clubs with katy and beat together that would be a trip.

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    ajajaj funny

  81. 81

    that was soo funny,but gross.

  82. 82

    Best Version of the Song Thus Far!

    Now thats worthy of Number one!

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    Uhh. Woah.

  85. 85

    hahahahah thats hilarious

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    lol f-ing gross man

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    Instant classic!

  88. tinky says – reply to this


    lol this was so cheesy it was actually funny :)

  89. Dre says – reply to this


    Eww, LOL!

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    it's not even funny.

  91. 91

    Is this funny :S (not laughing at all)

  92. 92

    OMGWTFBBQ!? Gahahaha I Fucking laughed my ass of, that owned! The best thing ever!

  93. 93

    Hahahahaha, that's awesome!

  94. 94

    OMG that's toooooo funny!!! Thanks for sharing!

  95. 95

    that was pretty hilarious, not like that other blokes version "she kissed my girl" that wast just dirty, but this, this was just FUNNY

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    hahaha! love it! i think i know this squirrell! something very similar happened to me very recently! didn't realise he was SUCH a slag :o )

  98. 98

    Words are Disgusting!
    Won't bother to listen!!

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    'got some bushy tail' hahaha

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