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I Kissed A…. Squirrel!

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It's definitely the song of the summer!

Like Rihanna's Umbrella last year, these days EVERYONE is doing covers and parodies of Katy Perry's smash single, I Kissed A Girl.

The latest???

The inimitable Miz Jackie Beat, who is currently dazzling audiences all summer long at the Post Office Cabaret in Provincetown.

Check out La Beat's reinterpretation of the song below.

You can read as you listen along!

I KISSED A SQUIRREL

This was never the way I planned
Not my reality
Walkin’ in the park, lunch in my hand
He looked up and smiled at me
It's not what, I'm used to
Just wanna try you on
I'm curious for you
It’s called Bestiality

I kissed a squirrel and I liked it
The taste of his hairy black lips
I kissed a squirrel just to try it
I hope PETA don’t start no riot
It felt so wrong, It felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
French-kissed a squirrel and I liked it
I liked it

Don't even know what you’re about
You’re another species
You shoved your nuts right in my mouth
And, they tasted like feces
I shuddered ‘neath those tender paws
I let you have your way
Those anti-sex with animal laws
Hard to obey

I kissed a squirrel and I liked it
You’re intrigued, don’t even deny it
I kissed a squirrel just to try it
There goes my vegan diet
It wasn’t straight, it wasn’t gay
Don't mean I'm in love today
Dont knock it girl, ‘til you’ve tried it
Cuz I liked it

Those squirrels are so adorable
Big brown eyes, and mouths so kissable
Furry bodies so explorable
Too good to - ignore it
I lost control and just went for it

I fucked a squirrel and I liked it
Except the part when he bit my left tit
I hope that squirrel don’t have rabies
Cuz now I’m pregnant with 6 of his babies
He had a tiny dong, Thank God I’m tight
I got some bushy tail tonight
I kissed a squirrel and I liked it
I liked it

[Image by Peter Palladino.]

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126 comments to “I Kissed A…. Squirrel!”

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  1. DMAN says – reply to this


    101

    "DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY"



  2. 102

    Lurve it!!!!!!!!!! Jackie Beat is pure genius.



  3. 103

    This shit was hardly funny… Lady Bunny is sooo much better, and she doesn't look evil…



  4. 104

    This shit was hardly funny… Lady Bunny is sooo much better, and she doesn't look evil…



  5. 105

    Oklahoma's Diane Sue Whalen would be SO PROUD!

  6. BNice says – reply to this


    106

    funny funny funny. Hey have you guys ever listened to "Killa Bunnies" by Moloko/Roisin Murphy … it is very funny as well



  7. 107

    hhaah omg thats hilarious



  8. 108

    Jackie, you have to come to Calgary! Your the best drag queen ever and your songs are so funny! I know so many people would come out to see you! Keep doing what your doing!!!



  9. 109

    nice…haha



  10. 110

    LOVE ITxx

  11. shaaa says – reply to this


    111

    stolen from a facebook bumper sticker? maybe



  12. 112

    I would have rather seen it with a video, that would have just made it for me. Go Jackie, no really please… go. I love the real song, I hope to one day be able to sing it Karaoke, cause it would be funnier coming from a gay man.



  13. 113

    this is hallariuss!! omg i cant stop laughin at it
    this is way better tan the really song :D



  14. 114

    Foul!!!



  15. 115

    The song was funny, but I wouldn't have shared it with the world. Squirrel balls are sacred. Respect any cousin of Pepe Le Peau.



  16. 116

    Fantastic! If you want to catch Miss Jackie Live check out Hamburger Mary's in West Hollywood for Karaoke :) Loves it



  17. 117

    Eww, that is so disgusting. That guy/transvestite must be quite weird..but witty lyrics though.



  18. 118

    omG! funny shiT!! LOL



  19. 119

    HILARIOUS!!!



  20. 120

    ahahahahahha
    uh original much?
    :P



  21. 121

    that is too funny



  22. 122

    Good god. XD



  23. 123

    hahaha this was much better than perry's shitty over-rated song



  24. 124

    oh god. this is hilarious.
    almost died when i heard this song. so funny! :P



  25. 125

    Is it me or is this version better then the original?:P



  26. 126

    hahahaha….ewwww….but quite intriguing lol….love it! :P

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