If You Are Easily Offended….

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The Crypt Keeper, Cindy McCain, on the cover of Newsweek.

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    Posted: Aug 6, 2008 at 1:45 pm / Email this  »

    180 comments to “If You Are Easily Offended….”

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    1. 101

      I dont trust that face too tight freak.



    2. 102

      C-Murder, thanks for pointing out that Michelle Obama has "nappy" hair. I would not have guessed otherwise. Her being an African American woman & all….

      If she straightened it & put relaxer on it, would that make you feel better, or would you accuse her of being 'white"?

    3. Anonymous says – reply to this


      103

      What's up with her hairline? wtf she looks like a man.



    4. 104

      *Leave Cindy alone….just leave her alone…have you all gone MAD? just leave her alone…..*

      (in my best chris crocker voice over)



    5. 105

      Hotness



    6. 106

      Re: acrosby00 – So, you're all okay with your favorite celebrities going to rehab for alcoholism and drugs, but when Cindy McCain shares the fact PUBLICLY that she went to rehab for a perscription drug abuse problem, you shoot her down and say she's ridiculous? So hypocritical. As for these women's husbands: You can't trust any politicians these days. None of them ever make good on their "promises". They ALL say things they think people want to hear. "We need to win this war!" Yeah… no duh. Too bad you couldn't remember, McCain, that we went in there in the first place and now people like you are acting like victims. Clean up the mess you made and do it quietly! And as for Obama: "I will bring change to this country!" Uh-huh. Sure. And what, exactly, will you do for us that will be drastic enough to make a difference? Raise taxes and pull all the troops out of Iraq immediately, thus causing a civil war? Face it. Obama is a celebrity and nothing more. He has no way to pull through on any of his policies. McCain is a tired war-vet who's bitter about everything and isn't afraid to be degrading and racist. I'm not voting.

      On a happier note… Cindy McCain looks pretty damn good for a woman her age!



    7. 107

      I love this bitch! She's going to be the best First Lady since Jackie!!!! Love the suit too!



    8. 108

      I totally think she looks like Evil-Lyn from the Masters of the Universe movie. Yeah, I referenced a Dolph Lundgren vehicle…what? haha



    9. 109

      She scares the shit out of me!!!!!



    10. 110

      Re: scorp69

      Duh, straightening your hair doesn't make a person white……
      Silly.



    11. 111

      Chucky/Chuckee smiles



    12. 112

      So they finally gave her that part as an extra monster in the new mumy movie?



    13. 113

      is she wearing a DOLLAR BILL pin??



    14. 114

      she looks like the dude from tales from the crypt omgggggg



    15. 115

      "Behind that Smile"…is the robot that controls her and the rest of the Republican party.

      Obama '08!



    16. 116

      ummm… that was from June–who cares



    17. 117

      that's not a good picture of her



    18. 118

      THATS OVER A MONTH OLD IDIOT.



    19. 119

      She looks waaay better then Michelle Obama. Perez, how biased are you?



    20. 120

      Re: MaggieLark – Just because I'm a republican doesn't mean I'm a robot that's controlled by my party leader. Seems more like the average joe-Republican these days gets mowed over by the radical ones. Please stop generalizing. I don't run around saying I hate all democrats, do I? The wise man takes ideals from each party and uses them as his political base. It's called being a "moderate republican" or a "moderate democrat". Sometimes I wish everyone was one of these two. That's the way it used to be. Sad.



    21. 121

      She looks like a flight attendant!!



    22. 122

      Uh oh, I wonder if McCain is going to keep up the "obama celeb act" when his wife is on the cover of the mags now too.

      Someone should tell home girl that she looks at least 70, she shold stop dressing like she's 30, and lay off the layers of makeup.



    23. 123

      Botox poster lady.



    24. 124

      The ORIGINAL Tranny Robot!



    25. 125

      bat eyes………………………. LAY OFF THE BOTOX !!!



    26. 126

      Maleficent!

    27. MsBre says – reply to this


      127

      Electing McCain would be like having Bush 2.0 and Cindy is just a spoiled brat who stole her husband from his first wife… he returned from his stint as a POW and his wife had been in a bad wreck and she wasn't as gorgeous as before he left so he then cheats on her over and over again and then marries this crazy bitch.
      Barack 2008!!!



    28. 128

      she's nothing compared to michelle obama!!!



    29. 129

      Icky icky icky!!!! She looks like she's waiting on the other side at the gates of hell for her hubby to croak!!



    30. 130

      she's haggard.. seriously



    31. 131

      Cindy McCain is beautiful, she has style, she's smart, volunteers her time tirelessly for worthwhile causes.What's to be offended about?



    32. 132

      Re: MsBre

      A direct quote from his first wife:
      "‘My accident is well recorded. I had 23 operations, I am five inches shorter than I used to be and I was in hospital for six months. It was just awful, but it wasn’t the reason for my divorce. "



    33. 133

      Holy sh*t! That face! Those eyes! The huge forehead!!! Damn, this old geezer is freaky!



    34. 134

      And to all you conservatives pissed at Perez for callin Cindy out on being half-past-dead, she'd be an ugly ancient liberal too. Don't worry though!!! We don't want her!



    35. 135

      Re: nonionas
      And you are nothing compared to Cindy.



    36. 136

      Too bad if you're Republican. Go read another site.



    37. 137

      She way better looking than Mrs. Michelle "Buckwheat" Obama. She's better looking than you, too, you fake homo.



    38. 138

      That is really one tight-ass face.



    39. 139

      yuckkk

    40. Cammy says – reply to this


      140

      She looks like a vampire..



    41. 141

      OBAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    42. 142

      Prescription drugs'll do that to you kid!



    43. 143

      she just have an evil look to her. and yeah, she totally looks like skeletor.

    44. DLR says – reply to this


      144

      Damn, you all that are Americans and eligible to vote in November you all better vote for the guy with the prettiest wife coz that's one scary freaky-deaky First Lady wanna-be! :o



    45. 145

      damn, thats a horrible pic of her…usually shes pretty beautiful, right up there with mikkie o, but damn somebody photshopped this shot and moved the 'wrinkle her up' slider the wrong way ….



    46. 146

      I think she is very pretty.



    47. 147

      that pic is horrible and she looks way too evil to be a first lady!



    48. 148

      Re: Seriously

      "Unga bunga?" Really?? There are so many racist comments on here about Michelle Obama it's sick! Who ARE you people? And what year are you living in?



    49. 149

      She DOES look like the crypt keeper…nice call Perez

    50. pomme says – reply to this


      150

      a blond CRUELLA!!!!!!

    51. bunck says – reply to this


      151

      A. If she was the wife of a democrat nominee you all would love her SOOOO much but since she is the wife of the republican…

      B. Yeah she had trouble with painkillers (a problem many americans have after getting hurt and didn't ask to have) but when Obama was the same age as her husband was when he was rotting in a cage in Vietnam Obama was SMOKING THE ROCK, yeah thats the same as getting addicted to painkillers.

      C. To all you women who are saying how ugly she is, when she was the same age you are now she was 100 times hotter than you are and when you are the age she is now you will be 100 times uglier even than her bad pic on the cover.



    52. 152

      what smile? she looks like a Velociraptor who had sex with a transvestite.



    53. 153

      eeeeeeewww



    54. 154

      LOL crypt keeper :D

    55. Bexs says – reply to this


      155

      You know Cindy McCain is only 54 years old. She looks horrible for her age.

    56. Bexs says – reply to this


      156

      Re: C-Murder – You should post the whole quote which was the that he wanted to be 22 again. That was the reason for his divorce.

    57. Bexs says – reply to this


      157

      Re: C-Murder – She's 54. 4 years older than Madonna. She looks horrible.



    58. 158

      She looks like a ghost!



    59. 159

      Re: Anonymous

      this is Perez Hilton's site, so why are you surprised that Perez Hilton's opinion is on it?

      he doesnt have to cater to you and your political needs, this is HIS blog.



    60. 160

      eeeeeeew



    61. 161

      Oh, Perez. That's not nice. I'm sure you've been made fun of plenty of times and know how bad it hurts. Be kind for once, please.



    62. 162

      K, I hate Johnny Boy McCain too, but PLEEZ don't pick on his poor wife. She is a decent woman who has gone through a lot, and actually has a purpose, building hospitals and supplying medicine to African nations. She is also hounded by the press for an addiction she had YEARS ago. Play nice, Perezy!

    63. auds says – reply to this


      163

      to be honest, she looks damn good for her age, AND i can't believe mccain could get someone so much better looking than him!!



    64. 164

      Re: Seriously – Morals? Are you kidding me?? She started seeing John while he was still married to his FIRST WIFE!! She's a joke!



    65. 165

      She looks so evil….



    66. 166

      Alien like, haha.



    67. 167

      Re: Seriously – You are a big part of what is now wrong in this country….Let me guess…Evangelical Christian? Love thy neighbor…As long as they are white and right….You make me sick.

      VOTE FOR OBAMA '08 & '12

      Time to take our country back from fools like this and the war or should I say oil $$$$ lovers in the White House…

      xox, ilona rose
      Even though you are a loser…I still love you



    68. 168

      Perez, is there a reason why you're posting this almost 6 weeks after the issue came out? It seems like your news has been a little slow lately. You used to have the first scoop on stories and now People and even Yahoo have some celebrity news before you do.

      Stick to celebrities. When it comes to politics and weird stories, you're way too late.



    69. 169

      Re: Andy27 – Yeah Andy, That is what is important…How the First Lady looks attending affairs…Not her education or experience…And I am not talking about her being able to shop at Neiman's and do lunch…We would be lucky to have such an educated woman as First Lady…Tyra Banks is some dumb model…When did she ever see Michelle Obama eating chicken and licking her fingers…Not that there would be anything wrong with that…Michelle is much more classy than that home wrecker McCain is married to now….Educate yourself and then say what you think about this woman and her husband…She is a HOMEWRECKER…He left a crippled wife for her, because he could not handle how she looked after her life threatening injuries…Real nice guy…Filed for a marriage license while stile married to his first wife…Married her for her daddy's $$$$ and connections…That is a known fact…Check it out…You RACIST…
      ilona rose
      no xox for you…I cant stand ignorance



    70. 170

      Her age is definitely not the reason why her face looks so messed up…she's not even that old. McCain robbed the cradle, he's 72 and she's 54, which is seriously not that old. I think she's just had way too much botox. She looked better before she had work done



    71. 171

      This cold-blooded bitch carried her newborn in her mouth for a week like a crocodile.



    72. 172

      um, this issue is from June..where have you BEEN!



    73. 173

      she looks better than most grandmas ive ever seen



    74. 174

      I kinda like her and she looks way better then Michelle Obama



    75. 175

      Re: Bexs

      Uh, newsflash! Madonna looks like shit!



    76. 176

      Re: Andy27 – How sad. I pity you for the simple fact that you were raised by ignorant parents in an ignorant environment. Educate yourself. You owe yourself that much at least. You are a default racist with no explanation for your convictions other than because mommy & daddy told you to think that way. Please don't vote and do AMERICA a favor.



    77. 177

      She used to be a special education teacher, but let's just make stupid comments instead of being smart and discussing the issues.

    78. PEACE says – reply to this


      178

      Re: Seriously

      Hey I just wanted to call you an idiot. You are so stupid and you should know that. Cindy could learn some morals from Michelle. Did you know Cindy McPillhead was who John McCain cheated on his first wife with? Oh what lovely morals. Or how about how she stole her drugs from her own non profit medical relief organization.

      Yeah I think it's harsh to point out how ugly she is but she's not morally superior to Michelle Obama. Fucking moron.



    79. 179

      This does NOT offend me, why should it?
      Her Husband still won't get My vote!!



    80. 180

      Re: Seriously – clearly neither barack nor his wife were too ape to attend two ivy league colleges you fool. and either way…that "ape" will be running this country come january…so you should just get over it.

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