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As we were the first to exclusively report

Behold: saMAN Ronson's car.

While the lezbot is enjoying the beach in our hometown of Miami with Lohan, the DJ's car has got the clamp!

What's funnier: the heart Lindsay on the window or the bird shit? Or all of the above???

[Images via Mavrix Online.]

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107 comments to “Pay Up!”

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  1. JRyan says – reply to this


    1

    That suckkks! haha!



  2. 2

    "WASH ME!"



  3. 3

    FIRST!



  4. 4

    How many times must we hear about these nasty whores and drug dealer's?



  5. 5

    kdkdkdk



  6. 6

    who cares



  7. 7

    haha that's hilarious! and that car is so dirty!



  8. 8

    The clamp Sucks!! why do they use it???



  9. 9

    ouch.



  10. 10

    haha what the hell kind of car is that??



  11. 11

    Perez get over them… even with that ticket they will still be lesbians and still be together and not come out… and i am sure you will still report every time they fart, burp or do something not interesting.



  12. 12

    FIRST!??



  13. 13

    gah! so good…



  14. 14

    I've actually never heard of the boot. I don't think that they use it where I live…?



  15. 15

    hahahah



  16. 16

    hahahahahahahahahahhahahhahaHA



  17. 17

    I feel sorry for her in more ways than one….I had a Cadillac similar to that. Something on it broke every other week. GM wonders why they don't have any business.



  18. 18

    : [

    That suuuucks.
    Nothing like coming back frm vacation to have to take care of crap like this!



  19. 19

    THIS DYKE BITCH TRIPPIN
    Lipstick Lesbians can do better than their troll lookin other halfs



  20. 20

    AWW !!!!! PEREZ ARE YOU JEALOUS BECAUSE LINDSAY HAS A GIRLFRIEND AND YOU DO NOT HAVE A BOYFRIEND !!!! WHAT GUY IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD DATE YOU !!!!!



  21. 21

    What a loser, Lindsay could seriously do better…



  22. 22

    What a stupid post.



  23. 23

    that car sucks.



  24. 24

    Wow! Lindsay must be taken good care or her! (nice car?) not! The clamp is just too much. You would think her awesomeeee Djing skillzz would be able to pay a few tickets. trash.

    That was a really sarcastic comment, sorry. lol



  25. 25

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA all of the above!!!!!!!! hahahaha she deserves the bird shit and everything but specially the bird shit hahahaha not even birds like her hahahahahahaha

  26. Yudiz says – reply to this


    26

    OWNED haha !



  27. 27

    she prob hasn't driven it in forever… lind's car is way nicer.



  28. 28

    What a loser



  29. 29

    Wow, that car is straight outta Compton.

  30. EMtar says – reply to this


    30

    Wow, hahaha!



  31. 31

    LMFAO!



  32. 32

    i'd say they're both funny… but knowing that SaMan didn't write that on the car… friggin hilarious



  33. 33

    i cant seem to get my avatar to work… all i have is this stupid sunset beach one… help.. anyone?? bueller??



  34. 34

    AHAHAHAHaa definetly ALLLL OF THE ABOVEE!!



  35. 35

    June wong is with brenden from????????juicy…



  36. 36

    As if she wrote it. No doubt the pap's wrote it to make the pic worth more. Pathetic. Report on news not bullshit.



  37. 37

    Re: thomyboy32 – give it a few minutes… they have to approve the pic first.



  38. 38

    all of the above. her cars sick.



  39. 39

    Ummm, when was the last time she drove this B????? She looks so greasy and smelly. I bet she smells like cigarillos and culo! Yuck!



  40. 40

    Dusty, like it's owner.



  41. 41

    Look at what Perez calls bird shit. How huge is a bird that would crap all that? Looks like something spilled down the door - Lindsay musta been eating out Sam while she was on the roof of the car…..spilled her load, I think.



  42. 42

    Perez if I were you I would go there and write all over that car. :]



  43. 43

    looks like eggs, not bird shit.
    unless it was one gigantic bird with an equally giant asshole.



  44. 44

    Im pretty sure thats from an egg being thrown at her car. You can see the shells on the ground below it! LOL



  45. 45

    dirty ass car
    don't you think she would want to take a little more pride in the shit she owns?
    makes no sense to me
    dumb girl



  46. 46

    You would have thought with all the money they have between them they could have afforded a garage or something private to park her car.



  47. 47

    HA! They are both poor hoes!



  48. 48

    You are mean! To speak ill of others is a dishonest way of praising yourself!
    BTW, it does not look like bird shit. It looks like someone egged her car. You can see the shells on the ground!



  49. 49

    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Lindzay, who told U that sam waz cute zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
    [[[[[[[[[[[ coz zhe iz zeriouzly the worzt zhitztain ever ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
    zzzzzzzzzzzzz I know…zhe getz u your drugzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz[[[[[ and lickz y'r puzzy]]]]]]zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  50. Anonymous says – reply to this


    50

    looks like someone egged it.



  51. 51

    Dude, we get it. You and Ms. Ronson don't get along and there was a lawsuit. We know. So, what you could be doing, is being adult about this and moving on, but instead, you've chosen to act like somebody half your age and drag Samantha into the mud at every opportunity. I know you're not a "journalist" per se, but it would truly do you a world of good if you attempted to maintain (or, in your case, acquire) some journalistic integrity.



  52. 52

    This isn't her main car…. Her main car is a Porsche… if you see pictures of her on other sites you will see that she doesn't drive this.



  53. 53

    What else can we do to her car before she gets home?

  54. Anonymous says – reply to this


    54

    looks like egg shells.



  55. 55

    Re: colleen – thanks babe! :)



  56. 56

    All of the above!



  57. 57

    that's actualy kind of sad and pathetic at the same time…. BUT REALLY WHY SO HARSH ON THE LAlovers?



  58. 58

    Yeah, SaMAN, I'm sure you look super cool trolling around in the same Caddy my 83-year-old grandfather drives!!!!!



  59. 59

    i dunno…she's still hot tho. but that suuuuuuuucks man.



  60. 60

    that isn't dirt, it's dust from their last cocaine binge.



  61. 61

    It's NOT her car douchebags!!!! I've seen her drive off from the clubs (drunk usually) and the bitch drives a black Porsche. Check the facts idiots…I did!



  62. 62

    Tmz posted this yesterday Perez, sorry bro. Undercut again :(



  63. 63

    I've been waiting for these pics. LOL



  64. 64

    HA HA HA saMAN HA HA HA 8ITCH!



  65. 65

    Damn! That sucks!



  66. 66

    and damn girl you need to wash that car!



  67. 67

    hell, its nicer than my car…!!!



  68. 68

    Re: Anonymous
    how can people still comment anonymously.. i don't get it..



  69. 69

    Re: Madonnaa
    i'm pretty sure the cops(or something along those lines) come and put one on when you have unpaid tickets.. not exactly sure though



  70. 70

    haha.



  71. 71

    Perry i know you love them,come on.
    They were out and about yesterday in miami,shopping with all the Ronson clan.Sams twin sister,and her two brothers,and her stepfather/They eated breakfast all together,and walked down the street looking very very happy(i guess no one informed Sam for the car,but who cares anyway?)I must say Lilo looks great,and very natural lately.Thank God Sam was without her hat.They were spotted by paps and tourists and it became a funfair,they had a bunch of people following them around,and everybody was laughing.
    As for your yesterday column about them heavily drinking under the table,you had the pic of them a few days ago,they were actually sitting down on the floor drinking red bulls.Iam so glad Lilo seems to be hanging around with a close normal family.



  72. 72

    Seriously other than being Lezlo's box-biter who the hell is this girl and who really cares. Cool car… for a 80 year old.



  73. 73

    she really needs to wash her car. it's DISGUSTING!



  74. 74

    That was a pterodactyl, not a bird.



  75. 75

    Its really a shame that this rich ugly girl can be famous for fucking a bad Hollywood actress. Why are these girls famous again?



  76. 76

    What is she, 65? Only old people drive those kinda cars



  77. 77

    Sadly thats not bird shit on the side I saw a different angle of this pic and you can tell its a spilled drink or vomit dried on.



  78. 78

    lol that is funny



  79. 79

    LOL !



  80. 80

    That's not bird shit; that's dried egg. Someone's been egging the car. Either that or someone puked out the backside and didn't go for distance.



  81. 81

    Hahahahahahahahaha!



  82. 82

    wtf kinda car is that for a "celebrity" her age to be driving?? did her gramma die and leave it to her?

  83. Renee says – reply to this


    83

    The fact that someone drew a heart on the dirty windown made me laugh out loud…

    VERY FUNNY!!!!



  84. 84

    The fact that my grandmother drives the same car is funnier.



  85. 85

    If she is that ”rich” shouldn't she at least have a decent car OR just wash the damn thing? That thing is embarassing….



  86. 86

    LOLLLLLL vomit. and the beoych needs to stop parking in restricted zones



  87. 87

    Wash that nasty car…Do you have no pride???

  88. JET says – reply to this


    88

    Does that car have a valid and current inspection sticker?
    .
    No way those overly tinted windows would pass inspection here



  89. 89

    I'd HATE that. it's ok though, Leslo will pay up. One of those dirty little secrets you keep from your spouse…LOL



  90. 90

    They both suck.

  91. woody says – reply to this


    91

    You know, I haven't seen Samantha do anything terrible. She loves Lindsay and god knows Lindsay needs someone by her side right now. I'm glad they're in love, and if I were in my early twenties and had the opportunity, I'd make a full time job out of running from the paps and hitting every club in america!



  92. 92

    Dirty bitches make dirty cars too.



  93. 93

    ummmm i don't think thats bird shit on the car… it looks more like someone stuck their head out the window on the way home from being f*cked up on…. well we can use our imaginations for what they were on

  94. erae says – reply to this


    94

    sucks!



  95. 95

    wow haha that's terrible



  96. 96

    Well, for heaven's sake! I wonder why she is not back from Miami yet so she can get it taken care of? We all know she reads from your site! LOL



  97. 97

    hahaha! figures that girl is a hot mess!



  98. 98

    A boot on her car, seriously Perez LET IT GO. I'm sure there are WAY more interesting things to tell us that this "exclusive" lol



  99. 99

    That's not birdshit Perez, someone egged her car. Most likely because you put out the message.
    Someone egged it and wrote that 'heart' Lindsay.

    Good job.



  100. 100

    Actually looks more like someone EGGED her car than bird poop!
    that's even BETTER!

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