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Pay Up!

Filed under: saMAN Ronson

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As we were the first to exclusively report

Behold: saMAN Ronson's car.

While the lezbot is enjoying the beach in our hometown of Miami with Lohan, the DJ's car has got the clamp!

What's funnier: the heart Lindsay on the window or the bird shit? Or all of the above???

[Images via Mavrix Online.]



107 comments to “Pay Up!”

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  1. JRyan says – reply to this
    1

    That suckkks! haha!

  2. 2

    "WASH ME!"

  3. 3

    FIRST!

  4. 4

    How many times must we hear about these nasty whores and drug dealer's?

  5. 5

    kdkdkdk

  6. 6

    who cares

  7. 7

    haha that's hilarious! and that car is so dirty!

  8. 8

    The clamp Sucks!! why do they use it???

  9. 9

    ouch.

  10. 10

    haha what the hell kind of car is that??

  11. 11

    Perez get over them… even with that ticket they will still be lesbians and still be together and not come out… and i am sure you will still report every time they fart, burp or do something not interesting.

  12. 12

    FIRST!??

  13. 13

    gah! so good…

  14. 14

    I've actually never heard of the boot. I don't think that they use it where I live…?

  15. 15

    hahahah

  16. 16

    hahahahahahahahahahhahahhahaHA

  17. 17

    I feel sorry for her in more ways than one….I had a Cadillac similar to that. Something on it broke every other week. GM wonders why they don't have any business.

  18. 18

    : [

    That suuuucks.
    Nothing like coming back frm vacation to have to take care of crap like this!

  19. 19

    THIS DYKE BITCH TRIPPIN
    Lipstick Lesbians can do better than their troll lookin other halfs

  20. 20

    AWW !!!!! PEREZ ARE YOU JEALOUS BECAUSE LINDSAY HAS A GIRLFRIEND AND YOU DO NOT HAVE A BOYFRIEND !!!! WHAT GUY IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD DATE YOU !!!!!

  21. 21

    What a loser, Lindsay could seriously do better…

  22. 22

    What a stupid post.

  23. 23

    that car sucks.

  24. 24

    Wow! Lindsay must be taken good care or her! (nice car?) not! The clamp is just too much. You would think her awesomeeee Djing skillzz would be able to pay a few tickets. trash.

    That was a really sarcastic comment, sorry. lol

  25. 25

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA all of the above!!!!!!!! hahahaha she deserves the bird shit and everything but specially the bird shit hahahaha not even birds like her hahahahahahaha

  26. Yudiz says – reply to this
    26

    OWNED haha !

  27. 27

    she prob hasn't driven it in forever… lind's car is way nicer.

  28. 28

    What a loser

  29. 29

    Wow, that car is straight outta Compton.

  30. EMtar says – reply to this
    30

    Wow, hahaha!

  31. 31

    LMFAO!

  32. 32

    i'd say they're both funny… but knowing that SaMan didn't write that on the car… friggin hilarious

  33. 33

    i cant seem to get my avatar to work… all i have is this stupid sunset beach one… help.. anyone?? bueller??

  34. 34

    AHAHAHAHaa definetly ALLLL OF THE ABOVEE!!

  35. 35

    June wong is with brenden from????????juicy…

  36. 36

    As if she wrote it. No doubt the pap's wrote it to make the pic worth more. Pathetic. Report on news not bullshit.

  37. 37

    Re: thomyboy32 – give it a few minutes… they have to approve the pic first.

  38. 38

    all of the above. her cars sick.

  39. 39

    Ummm, when was the last time she drove this B????? She looks so greasy and smelly. I bet she smells like cigarillos and culo! Yuck!

  40. 40

    Dusty, like it's owner.

  41. 41

    Look at what Perez calls bird shit. How huge is a bird that would crap all that? Looks like something spilled down the door - Lindsay musta been eating out Sam while she was on the roof of the car…..spilled her load, I think.

  42. 42

    Perez if I were you I would go there and write all over that car. :]

  43. 43

    looks like eggs, not bird shit.
    unless it was one gigantic bird with an equally giant asshole.

  44. 44

    Im pretty sure thats from an egg being thrown at her car. You can see the shells on the ground below it! LOL

  45. 45

    dirty ass car
    don't you think she would want to take a little more pride in the shit she owns?
    makes no sense to me
    dumb girl

  46. 46

    You would have thought with all the money they have between them they could have afforded a garage or something private to park her car.

  47. 47

    HA! They are both poor hoes!

  48. 48

    You are mean! To speak ill of others is a dishonest way of praising yourself!
    BTW, it does not look like bird shit. It looks like someone egged her car. You can see the shells on the ground!

  49. 49

    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Lindzay, who told U that sam waz cute zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
    [[[[[[[[[[[ coz zhe iz zeriouzly the worzt zhitztain ever ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
    zzzzzzzzzzzzz I know…zhe getz u your drugzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz[[[[[ and lickz y'r puzzy]]]]]]zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  50. Anonymous says – reply to this
    50

    looks like someone egged it.

  51. 51

    Dude, we get it. You and Ms. Ronson don't get along and there was a lawsuit. We know. So, what you could be doing, is being adult about this and moving on, but instead, you've chosen to act like somebody half your age and drag Samantha into the mud at every opportunity. I know you're not a "journalist" per se, but it would truly do you a world of good if you attempted to maintain (or, in your case, acquire) some journalistic integrity.

  52. 52

    This isn't her main car…. Her main car is a Porsche… if you see pictures of her on other sites you will see that she doesn't drive this.

  53. 53

    What else can we do to her car before she gets home?

  54. Anonymous says – reply to this
    54

    looks like egg shells.

  55. 55

    Re: colleen – thanks babe! :)

  56. 56

    All of the above!

  57. 57

    that's actualy kind of sad and pathetic at the same time…. BUT REALLY WHY SO HARSH ON THE LAlovers?