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The Olsen Twins Walk Into A Bar…

Filed under: Olsen Twins

CLICK HERE for a preview of the ass fucking Mary-Kate & Ashley got at Bob Saget's Comedy Central roast!

76 comments to “The Olsen Twins Walk Into A Bar…”



  1. 1

    WOW! BUT IT WAS ALITTLE FUNNY!



  2. 2

    WOW! FIRST!



  3. 3

    Thats sick - not funny. At all.



  4. 4

    Thats awful!….But so funny.



  5. 5

    we are in a sad place when people make jokeslike that and people laugh!

  6. ellie says – reply to this


    6

    hahahahhahahahahahah



  7. 7

    Why does everyone hate them so much??
    Jealous?



  8. 8

    Wow,,,,kinda weird…



  9. 9

    SAGET!!! - Get over it dude. They are adults now. Even Stamos understands that once you suck face with Lance Armstrong and get subpoenaed in a drug overdose case, you are officially an ADULT. They've been playing the media for long time and they can handle it dude.

    The real story here is what happened to Artie Lange??? He was supposed to be the friggin' host and he bailed. HE BAILED ON SAGET!!!!



  10. 10

    I'm so tired of them…



  11. 11

    funny tho…



  12. 12

    damn i'm third LOL



  13. 13

    woah thats really not funny at all its disgusting its never ok to joke about child abuse



  14. 14

    Re: Hot_Pocket – I love how you changed my pic FATASS!!!

  15. Bale says – reply to this


    15

    Nice!



  16. 16

    I fucking HATE GILBERT!!!
    He's ALMOST as big a loser as YOU perez!!!

  17. shen! says – reply to this


    17

    not really funny….and gilbert godfried….GOD. why is he still around? soooooo annoying!



  18. 18

    Dammit, I can't wait to see that Roast!!! People, stop getting offended, it's a Roast. That's the point of it, to say offensive things. Their names were bound to come up, were you really surprised??



  19. 19

    INAPPROPRIATE!!!! EEEEKKKKK!!!!



  20. 20

    Wait what? Am I the only one who doesn't get it?

    Chocolate milkshake? Huh.

    CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN? I FEEL LIKE A RETARD.

  21. bongo says – reply to this


    21

    troll fucker. No wonder they walk with a hobble. Can't wait to see this Roast



  22. 22

    hmm

  23. bongo says – reply to this


    23

    I think he said Milk Dud. No?



  24. 24

    That is very funny!



  25. 25

    That's good timing for Bob Saget, when most of viewers already forget about his bam he comes with this very anticipated Roast, everyone wants to watch it just to hear what they talked about about MK & AO… did they attend it? I think not, they have no sense of humor at all!



  26. 26

    umm, i dont mean to sound like an old person, but that does seem a bit too much…ass raping jokes?? hmm, not too funny



  27. 27

    i dont get it



  28. 28

    gotta love how the camera turns right to john stamos my god! that joke was just wrong..



  29. 29

    haa when is this on?? Bob Saget is annoying and i want to see everyone tell the truth about him and pretend theyre joking! And i cant wait to see all the Olsen jokes lmao.



  30. 30

    Oh good god that's horrible. I love it! :D



  31. 31

    I don't want to watch the video. What does Saget say? I like him in sorta in your face but I do miss the guy from Full House and AFHV. Who knew he was such a a I don't know…but goodness.



  32. 32

    not as good as anderson cooper talking about the la lohans…

  33. Aleks says – reply to this


    33

    dat was whack!!



  34. 34

    I saw bob saget perform stand up once. one of the funniest routines ever. he is very funny. this roast should be great there are so many things to make fun of him for.



  35. 35

    saw on nypost.com, it airs on August 17th at 10pm. can't wait to see it. get a sense of humor people…jeesh!

  36. Anonymous says – reply to this


    36

    If you didn't laugh at that you're stupid. Great joke.



  37. 37

    I didn't think it was that funny, and only got what he was getting at right at the end. But then I have no idea who that Bob Saget guy is, so that may be why I missed the point.

  38. sarah says – reply to this


    38

    When is this airing ??



  39. 39

    :/



  40. 40

    It's a roast … gimme a break



  41. 41

    august 17th at 10pm, doubt that joke makes it on the air tho…was reading some article about how he is really pissed at all the jokes people said about the twins. i wonder if there were any heath ledger jokes? now that might be too far.



  42. 42

    what an age we live in when people find disgusting disrespectful stuff like this funny.



  43. 43

    Soccermom and company,

    Lighten the F*&k up!!! It is funny. If I give you a quarter will you put it towards the 'I'm buying a sense of humor' fund? Please.

    I wish I had thought of roofies in chocolate milkshakes…it'd have saved me a LOT of money and hassle in high school…



  44. 44

    It is going to be REALLY hard to top his section in the Aristocrats, which also included Gilbert doing the first 9/11 joke, being booed, and then going right into the most disgusting and best version of the classic joke I have ever seen. You know, I think they should do more of these Roasts. When they did Pam Anderson and Flav, both times I was taking a drink and spit it clear out of my nose. Its a waste of time watch it censored though because I think it kills the whole vibe.

    Oh, and to the girl who had no clue what the chocolate milkshake meant - He was referring to being on set with Bob when he drugged their drink in order to screw them in the ass. The punchline is that they actually walked into a bar and were looking for more later in life. Amazing.



  45. 45

    Local Reporter…you are correct sir. Stop your haute-bourgeois-WASPY-if-it-offends-ME-its wrong attitudes people.



  46. 46

    Once that hits the mainstream media, the shit is going to hit the fan…



  47. 47

    fucked up

  48. Chief says – reply to this


    48

    Yeah, after watching the "Aristocrats" movie, this is pretty mild stuff. GG's telling of the joke in that movie made me snarf scotch out of my nose while watching on my laptop on an airplane and had tears streaming down my face.

    Funny man. Funny joke. It's a roast and it's 2008. Humor is a form of art. If you don't like it, don't watch.



  49. 49

    that is disgusting
    and i hate that guys voice
    so annoying

  50. DMAN says – reply to this


    50

    BOB SAGAT, PEREZ SAME RESULT



  51. 51

    aI NEVER EVER THOUGHT BOB WAS FUNNY!!! HE'S TO DORKY!!!



  52. 52

    Gilbert Godfried - You go man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  53. 53

    I'm especially excited to hear what John says.

    I loved the joke! Makes me even more excited.



  54. 54

    Re: sarah – The 17th.



  55. 55

    Ok then. So, is this "American" humor? Pretty bad if so. That was one of the worst "jokes" I've ever heard told.

    You should be embarrassed about this guy.



  56. 56

    Since when is Bob Saget a legend that deserves a roasting?



  57. 57

    Re: McBain – Since he anally date raped the Olsen Twins. DUH! haha.



  58. 58

    wow, so when did drugging & raping a young girl become funny? I dont think rape is something to joke about. They really crossed the line, what he said isnt even funny its just gross & horrible.



  59. 59

    why does he talk like that? doesn't he has a 'normal' voice? joke was kindda funny but that voice soooo annoying!!!!! :S

  60. snurp says – reply to this


    60

    Fucking Hysterical….did you see 'uncle jesse' fall off his fucking chair…Awesome

  61. snurp says – reply to this


    61

    by the way icehot69, you're an idiot….i don't get it…fuck off

  62. snurp says – reply to this


    62

    Re: icehot69 – how do you not get it…how much fucking chocolate milk did Bob give you??



  63. 63

    this joke wasnt funny at all

    this guy is an idiot >: /

  64. snurp says – reply to this


    64

    Re: Soccermom – grow up "soccermom" get a fucking life and a more interesting nickname…Soccermom…could you have less of a personality?



  65. 65

    wow so not funny!!! what a creep!! i love MKO they are my idols…

  66. L says – reply to this


    66

    i didnt get it …..



  67. 67

    They have great senses of humor. Kathy Griffin met them and even though she slams both girls a lot, she said that she was amazed at how funny and sweet they are and she said they were very nice to her.

  68. USuck says – reply to this


    68

    Oh okay, so the Olsen twins were, what, nine years old when Full House ended, right? Perez, you are a filthy pederast. A deviant, disgusting, amoral blemish on society.



  69. 69

    That's the best Gilbert could come up with, it's a little bit funny, but not "That" funny. Why were they all laughing so hard like it was totally hilarious? Seriously!?!



  70. 70

    child sexual assault is hillllaaaarious. way to be a dick gottfried.

    but yeah, they trollsons suck as adults.



  71. 71

    I think that any joke is in the eye of the beholder and how one chooses to interpret that joke. Many times things are said a certain way and then can so easily be turned around to make it sound as something sexual and offensive when it really may not be. Hence the saying "Get your mind out of the gutter" John's joke could have been an inside joke for all we know, one that only would be known to those who were part of the cast of Full House and probably for most part was pretty harmless. I think since the comics who are the ones who really do not know either one of the twins, then yes the comics may have gone over the top with some of their jokes but only by just really exaggerating the joke more to make it sound more sexual and disgusting as this is what is expected of most stand up comics. But we also have to take into consideration that this was a Roast and crude and vulgar sexual humor is always to be expected.



  72. 72

    These are z-list comedians who were once famous in the 90s. His jokes are horrible. I forgot the dudes name, but I call him "the comedian with the annoying voice who played the bird in aladdin".



  73. 73

    the twins could move to Ireland for 20 yrs



  74. 74

    Wow, since when is pedophillia funny??! I get that they're adults now, but the jokes are referring to a time when they were at youngest 2 years old! It just goes to show that if you're not funny you have to rely on crass and shocking topics to get a few laughs. I feel sorry for Bob, he didn't really know what to do!

  75. DMAN says – reply to this


    75

    WAY TO GO BOB



  76. 76

    omg haha
    i peed a little.