What Took Him So Long? Poppa Lohan On The Attack!
Filed under: Media Minute > Dina Lohan > Anderson Cooper > Michael Lohan > Aliana Lohan
And the Cooper vs. Lohan war of the words continues!
As we've been following closely since Tuesday, it all started when Anderson Cooper gave his very strong opinion on the permanently orange-tanned family and how much they suck, in his pretty lil' eyes.
So to the Cooper remarks, Dina Lohan issued her own statement, which was just lame lame lame.
And, to that, Cooper had his own response to her response!
We knew it was only a matte of time before media-loving Michael Lohan involved himself in the dramz.
And now he has.
Michael Lohan spoke out in defense of his 60 14 year-old daughter.
Lohan issued a statement, saying, “I think Anderson Cooper is an opinionated, hypocritical idiot who should be an adult and keep his opinion to himself. He is the last person to judge anyone, when he and his own family have their own issues.”
Huh? What family issues does Cooper have?
Is that some gay thing????
Paging LezLo!
We have a feeling Anderson might be making a response soon to Lohan's response to his response to Dina's response to his statement!.
Update: Michael Lohan is an idiot.
The "family issues" he may be alluding to is possibly the death of Cooper's older brother, who committed suicide in 1988.
Suicide = not funny.
The pathetic Lohans = very funny.
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Anderson's new boyfriend is adorable!
Come on! Get real! She's a kid, Coop! Leave the Orange Grovers to pick on each other!
BRING IT ANDERSON COOPER.
Oh, this is FUN!
PEREZ YOU FUCKTARD HE IS TALKING ABOUT ANDERSON'S BROTHER THROWING HIMSELF OFF A BUILDING AND KILLING HIMSELF!
I hated Anderson Cooper and his Left Wing antics until yesterday. Hating the Lohans is something all parties can enjoy.
When you're Liz Claiborne's gay son, talking about others inadequate lives surely keeps the conservatives from talking about you GAY LIFE, COOPER!
I just gained a new respect for Anderson Cooper.
If the Lohans don't want the world judging them and giving their opinions about them, then maybe they shouldn't have their show. I know that the pathetic patriarch isn't on the show, but he should shut the hell up, too.
He's talking about how Anderson's brother jumped out a window and killed himself. I think Anderson or his mom or both saw it, too. It was on Oprah.
First………or should i say "fist" because that is what happens to A.Cooper every evening
Michael Lohan is right. Anderson Cooper's family closet (the Vanderbilit DYNASTY) was full of skeletons. Seriously Perez you have to know that shizz… The hordes that are so enamored of Cooper ’cause he's cute should do some background checking.
Team Cooper!!
Plus…he said what most people only think of. Ali is a girl, she should be a GIRL not a sexy momma with tons of make up and stuff. And Dina is only looking for attention…she does spend most of her time reading tabloids and that´s ALL she does.
I feel bad for Ali and also for Lindsay because they didn´t have a strong family base. A crazy father and a mother who is a freak and both of them are attention freaks.
It´s kinda sad.
Anderson Cooper's mother is Gloria Vanderbilt, who had been the subject of a VERY high profile custody battle in the 1940's. She's also been married, four or five times and had the distinct tragedy of a son jumping off a roof. However, since Michael Lohan is such a f-tard, at least Anderson's family has never pimped their children out for their own personal gain…..Take that, bible thumping homophobe!
His mother is Gloria Vanderbilt and his brother committed suicide.
Everything Anderson said is TRUE, so Mommy and Daddy Lohan can just shut the fuck up, even though of course we know they won't. Anderson Cooper is ten times more intelligent than that whole family put together and he will continuing winning this "feud".
Not because he's gay. His family has issues because they are the Vanderbilt family; as in Gloria Vanderbilt. And we all know that she had some issues… His father died when he was very young and his brother committed suicide by jumping off the 14th floor of the Vanderbilt home in 1988.
HAHAHAHAHA, I'm loving this!
P.S. TEAM COOPER!!!!!
Re: Ms Independent – It's not Liz Claibornes gay son. It's Gloria Vanderbilt's gay son. And it has been widely documented that Gloria is bisexual and his been caught with women. Anderson doesn't deny that he is gay, he just doesn't talk about it. And why should he?
vanderbilt family, dad's death, brother's suicide, being in the closet, etc, etc, etc.
i still love you coops!
AC and the Lohan's are media whores. The whole thing smells manufactured.
Lol and Lohan dad is a saint! lol lol lol!!!! Coop is a brilliant man, who cares if he has family issues? He is very assertive and in this case he totally hit the right spot!
Love to see the Lohans sooo pissed… why is Linds mum??? I thought she will be one of the first ones to ask for respect…
One would think Anderson has bigger fish to fry then the goings on of a 14 year old and her orange mother.
anderson cooper is a journalist! Hes allowed to his own opinion! and he has the right to say what he wants! The people on the view do it all the time! Why is Orange oprah offended at all….maybe because The silver fox is right! No ones family is perfect, but Cooper seems like he's got his head on strait! Even if her brother commited suicide, that doesnt make his family bad. All of the Lohans should just shut the f%uck up and start living a normal life!
I love Anderson! Okay umm isn't that his job to be opinionated and hypocritical he's a news anchor on a top ranking news station…umm DUH.
what a dumbass! Anderson has a show and gets paid for his opnion! so why keep it to himself!??
the Lohans need to go in hiding!
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they are all fucked up! everyone of them!
Hmm, must've missed the memo, I didn't know that keeping comments to yourself made you an adult. Guess I haven't reached adulthood yet
Team COOPER! Anderson is so freaking hot !! I'd hit it!
TEAM ANDERSON.
TEAM ANDERSON !!!
Every time Dina or Michael Lohan open their mouths to the press, we all realize that as fucked up Lindsay & her sister Ali are, they are just clones of their parents.
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It's time for the moron Lindsay to now make a public statement to keep this priceless story going.
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BETTER YET, how about getting Dina, Michael, Lindsay and Ali, all sitting in the same room on their lame faux show LIVING LOHAN, trying to bad mouth Anderson Cooper. That would be funnier than Jessica Simpson questioning if the Chicken of the Sea can she's eating contains tuna or chicken.
Anderson Cooper's mother is Gloria Vanderbilt.
His brother committed suicide back in the late 80s.
Gloria has had alot of marriage, lovers and issues.
But Anderson seems to be very together, all things considered.
And Michael Lohan is a prick. Pure and simple. And both sister, Lindsay and her sister are nothing more than gossip fodder. All the Lohans should go back to Long Island and rot.
GO TEAM COOPER
Re: Ms Independent – GLORIA VANDERBILT is Anderson's mother, you Ms Informed twit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Way to start rumors Perez–his family is the Vanderbilts, and yes, they have their own drama
I have to agree. Perez, you are a super fucktard. He's talking about Anderson's brother (and probably mother too). I registered on this site just to tell you you're an idiot.
I'd like to show either one of them my "Backwards Cowgirl" position I learned watching "Talk Sex With Sue." I'd be screaming "HIT IT, Stud!"
Anderson earned a notch more respect from me with all this, LOL. He's probably shaking his head and laughing at how easy this is.
Re: Ms Independent – DUMB FUCKTARD!
Gloria is his mommy and he watched as his brother jumped from a balcony and committed suicide.
What family issues?? His older brother committed suicide back in 1988..
ignorant! Come on perez do some research on the guy first!
These pimpy parents are absurd. Borderline white trash. Go out and do something to help someone other than your selfish greedy ugly asses. NeXt
Re: the WATCHFULeye – I LOVE YOUR AVATAR!
he waited this long to make a statement so he could google him and find out his family dirt. pathetic. anderson is not his family, he's a successful (and hot) news anchor.
I don't think the Lohans need anyone to point out how pathetic they are. They do a good enough job showcasing that themselves….
So what if Anderson has skeletons in his "closet"…. or like a whole person even, He's awesome for voicing everything I was already thinking about that horrid show and those whack-job people on Live! Tuesday. So Keep it up Anderson! I love you and you're hotness & humor.
Someone needs to do their home work. He is the son of famed bluejean goddess Gloria Vanderbilt, of the infamous Vanderbilt family. Read "Poor Little Rich Girl". His brother committed suicide after jumping from a building in Manhatten and Cooper was there when it happened. Cooper is also very much in the closet and has a yen for Lantino boys (maybe you will get lucky Perez). So trust me there are very many issues. but I still think Lohan and her clan are idiots. At least Cooper is scandalous with class.
The Lohan family is becoming a national embarrassment. They should really lay low for a while, and let us laugh at other dysfunctional families.
I surprisingly think Ali has a decent voice but cooper is right. Not really sure why Dina and Ali have a show when they are only famous because of Lindsay who ironically is never seen on the show………..It's hollywood baby take it or LEAVE IT!!!
Michael Lohan is the last person who should be talking. Jeeze, that family is nothing but pure dysfunction. They all need a serious slap into reality. And Orange Oprah is the worst of them all. She has totally fucked up her kids. These people are disgusting and Anderson is dead on. The only losers here are the fucked up Lohans.
Ellelque, It wasn't Anderson who was there when it happened, it was his mother Gloria.. so I guess that means i give your homework a B-
“I think Anderson Cooper is an opinionated, hypocritical idiot who should be an adult and keep his opinion to himself.” - but this is you being opinionated and hypocritical, by not keeping your opinion to yourself..