What Took Him So Long? Poppa Lohan On The Attack!
Filed under: Media Minute > Dina Lohan > Anderson Cooper > Michael Lohan > Aliana Lohan
And the Cooper vs. Lohan war of the words continues!
As we've been following closely since Tuesday, it all started when Anderson Cooper gave his very strong opinion on the permanently orange-tanned family and how much they suck, in his pretty lil' eyes.
So to the Cooper remarks, Dina Lohan issued her own statement, which was just lame lame lame.
And, to that, Cooper had his own response to her response!
We knew it was only a matte of time before media-loving Michael Lohan involved himself in the dramz.
And now he has.
Michael Lohan spoke out in defense of his 60 14 year-old daughter.
Lohan issued a statement, saying, “I think Anderson Cooper is an opinionated, hypocritical idiot who should be an adult and keep his opinion to himself. He is the last person to judge anyone, when he and his own family have their own issues.”
Huh? What family issues does Cooper have?
Is that some gay thing????
Paging LezLo!
We have a feeling Anderson might be making a response soon to Lohan's response to his response to Dina's response to his statement!.
Update: Michael Lohan is an idiot.
The "family issues" he may be alluding to is possibly the death of Cooper's older brother, who committed suicide in 1988.
Suicide = not funny.
The pathetic Lohans = very funny.
[Image via WENN.]
Anderson's new boyfriend is adorable!
Come on! Get real! She's a kid, Coop! Leave the Orange Grovers to pick on each other!
BRING IT ANDERSON COOPER.
Oh, this is FUN!
PEREZ YOU FUCKTARD HE IS TALKING ABOUT ANDERSON'S BROTHER THROWING HIMSELF OFF A BUILDING AND KILLING HIMSELF!
I hated Anderson Cooper and his Left Wing antics until yesterday. Hating the Lohans is something all parties can enjoy.
When you're Liz Claiborne's gay son, talking about others inadequate lives surely keeps the conservatives from talking about you GAY LIFE, COOPER!
I just gained a new respect for Anderson Cooper.
If the Lohans don't want the world judging them and giving their opinions about them, then maybe they shouldn't have their show. I know that the pathetic patriarch isn't on the show, but he should shut the hell up, too.
He's talking about how Anderson's brother jumped out a window and killed himself. I think Anderson or his mom or both saw it, too. It was on Oprah.
First………or should i say "fist" because that is what happens to A.Cooper every evening
Michael Lohan is right. Anderson Cooper's family closet (the Vanderbilit DYNASTY) was full of skeletons. Seriously Perez you have to know that shizz… The hordes that are so enamored of Cooper ’cause he's cute should do some background checking.
Team Cooper!!
Plus…he said what most people only think of. Ali is a girl, she should be a GIRL not a sexy momma with tons of make up and stuff. And Dina is only looking for attention…she does spend most of her time reading tabloids and that´s ALL she does.
I feel bad for Ali and also for Lindsay because they didn´t have a strong family base. A crazy father and a mother who is a freak and both of them are attention freaks.
It´s kinda sad.
Anderson Cooper's mother is Gloria Vanderbilt, who had been the subject of a VERY high profile custody battle in the 1940's. She's also been married, four or five times and had the distinct tragedy of a son jumping off a roof. However, since Michael Lohan is such a f-tard, at least Anderson's family has never pimped their children out for their own personal gain…..Take that, bible thumping homophobe!
His mother is Gloria Vanderbilt and his brother committed suicide.
Everything Anderson said is TRUE, so Mommy and Daddy Lohan can just shut the fuck up, even though of course we know they won't. Anderson Cooper is ten times more intelligent than that whole family put together and he will continuing winning this "feud".
Not because he's gay. His family has issues because they are the Vanderbilt family; as in Gloria Vanderbilt. And we all know that she had some issues… His father died when he was very young and his brother committed suicide by jumping off the 14th floor of the Vanderbilt home in 1988.
HAHAHAHAHA, I'm loving this!
P.S. TEAM COOPER!!!!!
Re: Ms Independent – It's not Liz Claibornes gay son. It's Gloria Vanderbilt's gay son. And it has been widely documented that Gloria is bisexual and his been caught with women. Anderson doesn't deny that he is gay, he just doesn't talk about it. And why should he?
vanderbilt family, dad's death, brother's suicide, being in the closet, etc, etc, etc.
i still love you coops!
AC and the Lohan's are media whores. The whole thing smells manufactured.
Lol and Lohan dad is a saint! lol lol lol!!!! Coop is a brilliant man, who cares if he has family issues? He is very assertive and in this case he totally hit the right spot!
Love to see the Lohans sooo pissed… why is Linds mum??? I thought she will be one of the first ones to ask for respect…
One would think Anderson has bigger fish to fry then the goings on of a 14 year old and her orange mother.
anderson cooper is a journalist! Hes allowed to his own opinion! and he has the right to say what he wants! The people on the view do it all the time! Why is Orange oprah offended at all….maybe because The silver fox is right! No ones family is perfect, but Cooper seems like he's got his head on strait! Even if her brother commited suicide, that doesnt make his family bad. All of the Lohans should just shut the f%uck up and start living a normal life!
I love Anderson! Okay umm isn't that his job to be opinionated and hypocritical he's a news anchor on a top ranking news station…umm DUH.
what a dumbass! Anderson has a show and gets paid for his opnion! so why keep it to himself!??
the Lohans need to go in hiding!
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they are all fucked up! everyone of them!
Hmm, must've missed the memo, I didn't know that keeping comments to yourself made you an adult. Guess I haven't reached adulthood yet
Team COOPER! Anderson is so freaking hot !! I'd hit it!
TEAM ANDERSON.
TEAM ANDERSON !!!
Every time Dina or Michael Lohan open their mouths to the press, we all realize that as fucked up Lindsay & her sister Ali are, they are just clones of their parents.
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It's time for the moron Lindsay to now make a public statement to keep this priceless story going.
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BETTER YET, how about getting Dina, Michael, Lindsay and Ali, all sitting in the same room on their lame faux show LIVING LOHAN, trying to bad mouth Anderson Cooper. That would be funnier than Jessica Simpson questioning if the Chicken of the Sea can she's eating contains tuna or chicken.
Anderson Cooper's mother is Gloria Vanderbilt.
His brother committed suicide back in the late 80s.
Gloria has had alot of marriage, lovers and issues.
But Anderson seems to be very together, all things considered.
And Michael Lohan is a prick. Pure and simple. And both sister, Lindsay and her sister are nothing more than gossip fodder. All the Lohans should go back to Long Island and rot.
GO TEAM COOPER
Re: Ms Independent – GLORIA VANDERBILT is Anderson's mother, you Ms Informed twit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Way to start rumors Perez–his family is the Vanderbilts, and yes, they have their own drama
I have to agree. Perez, you are a super fucktard. He's talking about Anderson's brother (and probably mother too). I registered on this site just to tell you you're an idiot.
I'd like to show either one of them my "Backwards Cowgirl" position I learned watching "Talk Sex With Sue." I'd be screaming "HIT IT, Stud!"
Anderson earned a notch more respect from me with all this, LOL. He's probably shaking his head and laughing at how easy this is.
Re: Ms Independent – DUMB FUCKTARD!
Gloria is his mommy and he watched as his brother jumped from a balcony and committed suicide.
What family issues?? His older brother committed suicide back in 1988..
ignorant! Come on perez do some research on the guy first!
These pimpy parents are absurd. Borderline white trash. Go out and do something to help someone other than your selfish greedy ugly asses. NeXt
Re: the WATCHFULeye – I LOVE YOUR AVATAR!
he waited this long to make a statement so he could google him and find out his family dirt. pathetic. anderson is not his family, he's a successful (and hot) news anchor.
I don't think the Lohans need anyone to point out how pathetic they are. They do a good enough job showcasing that themselves….
So what if Anderson has skeletons in his "closet"…. or like a whole person even, He's awesome for voicing everything I was already thinking about that horrid show and those whack-job people on Live! Tuesday. So Keep it up Anderson! I love you and you're hotness & humor.
Someone needs to do their home work. He is the son of famed bluejean goddess Gloria Vanderbilt, of the infamous Vanderbilt family. Read "Poor Little Rich Girl". His brother committed suicide after jumping from a building in Manhatten and Cooper was there when it happened. Cooper is also very much in the closet and has a yen for Lantino boys (maybe you will get lucky Perez). So trust me there are very many issues. but I still think Lohan and her clan are idiots. At least Cooper is scandalous with class.
The Lohan family is becoming a national embarrassment. They should really lay low for a while, and let us laugh at other dysfunctional families.
I surprisingly think Ali has a decent voice but cooper is right. Not really sure why Dina and Ali have a show when they are only famous because of Lindsay who ironically is never seen on the show………..It's hollywood baby take it or LEAVE IT!!!
Michael Lohan is the last person who should be talking. Jeeze, that family is nothing but pure dysfunction. They all need a serious slap into reality. And Orange Oprah is the worst of them all. She has totally fucked up her kids. These people are disgusting and Anderson is dead on. The only losers here are the fucked up Lohans.
Ellelque, It wasn't Anderson who was there when it happened, it was his mother Gloria.. so I guess that means i give your homework a B-
“I think Anderson Cooper is an opinionated, hypocritical idiot who should be an adult and keep his opinion to himself.” - but this is you being opinionated and hypocritical, by not keeping your opinion to yourself..
PEREZ YOU FUCKTARD! I NOTICED YOU UPDATED THIS POST! WHY CAUSE THE REST OF US GAVE THE INFO YOU SHOULD HAVE ALREADY RESEARCHED! THAT'S LAZY MAN!
Cooper was bashing on Dina more than Ali. He has every right to express his opinions just like everyone else!!
Well, his father died of cancer when Anderson was relatively young. Then, Anderson's brother comitted suicide. I mean, I guess those are kind of scandalous.
Oh, Anderson. When are you going to stop giving these Long Island hillbillies dry orgasms by mentioning their names on CNN and giving them reasons to feign indignation to the press. You know it's what they live for, right?
People take things WAY to seriously.
To put it quite simply, Anderson Cooper has NEVER done anything as horrible as turning a 14-year-old girl into a whore and subsequently ruining the rest of her life. Anderson's own family problems were never a direct result of his actions.
Regardless, Anderson's words about the Lohans were obviously meant to be taken lightly, and for Michael to bring up something as heavy as a beloved family member's suicide in comparison to what Anderson said shows how much of an assholic idiot that HE is.
Papa Lohan is a freakin' retard.
Dina and Michael are morons… I'm sorry but when you're "little girl" is trying (pathetically) to be famous they allow themselves to be torn apart but someone… F off.
If Michael is referring to Cooper's brother then he is even more of a…I can't even find a word strong enough to describe him. Bury yourself in a hole and stay there!
Anderson C did not say anything that was untrue…maybe that is why the Lohans are having a hard time with a good comeback. They should actually thank A.c….this sort of publicity will be good for their ratings.
I have never seen the show….but think it is highlarious if …like A.C said…they keep talking about Lindsey and yet she is never on the show — AC is Brillz
who even cares about the lohans…they suck and they know…hey, you know what they say, truth hurts
Dear Lohan Family,
Dina; let me start off by saying that YOU ARE A POOR EXCUSE FOR A MOTHER. You whore your children out like a pimp and you should be ashamed. I watched you on your poor pitiful show, "Living Off My Lohan Children" and you said, "If she wants to sing I can't stop her". ARE YOU KIDDING ME? YOU ARE THE MOTHER! Didn't you see what happens when a CHILD is thrown into an adult world when you did it with Lindsay? Your 14 year old daugther should be IN SCHOOL and living a NORMAL teenage life. I can't get over how you just don't see the damage you have done and seem to be oblivous to the fact you are still doing. LET YOUR CHILDREN BE CHILDREN. Here's a tip: When I was 8 I wanted to be a SOLID GOLD dancer…and my mother said if I wanted to be a SOLID GOLD dancer I would have to wait until I was finished with school and then I could be whatever I wanted. GO FIGURE? I bet you have NO CONCEPT OF SUCH MOTHERLY ADVICE.
You make me sick.
Re: nittaney – True That
First, if you do a reality show- you will be judged. The Lohans need to just shut up. If they want to protect their children they would not put them in show biz. It amazes me that the parents aren't ashammed of themselves. They just want meal tickets.
Cooper didn't say anything that the rest of the nation doesn't feel. He just said it on national tv.
Michael Lohan is an idiot and should find a rock somewhere and crawl under it and stay.
It must be hard for dumb people when smart people make fun of them. You kind of feel sorry for the Lohans because they are stupid Long Island trash and Anderson is all classy and eduacated and whatnot and can be witty and funny while putting them down. I like it.
And BTW, Anderson's family might have issues, but they didn't make an F-ing REALITY SHOW about themselves. If you make a reality show about yourself, you're fair game for all criticism. If you don't like it, then stay the F off of the TV, or ACT and play a character like a talented person would. Duh.
Anderson tell him some shit
The Lohans need to SUCK IT UP and fuck off! Cooper was 100% right about the orange smurfs.
michael lohan is a fucking idiot. GO ANDERSON!
WTF, Perez? I'm not anonymous! This new system sucks! I set up a profile and it's not working. And Avatars are for losers!
SO BASICALLY MICHAEL'S SAYIN…
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YO' MAMMA!
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I HOPE AC COMES BACK WITH SOMETHING ALONG THE LINES OF THE WAY HE HANDLED PARIS HILTON. A LITTLE REMINDER OF HER G.E.D. GETTIN SELF.
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ON THE OTHER HAND - REMEMBER WHAT YOUR MAMMA TOLD YA AC, "STEAR CLEAR OF TRASH, SON, YOU'LL ONLY GET DIRTY."
Gosh can these people (Lohans) be anymore lame, I think the Lohans should disapear from the media's jokes now.
Team Cooper! Love that Sexy Silver Fox
does he realize that offering his opinion on how coops is stupid and immature for offering his opinion, he is also stupid and immature for offering his own on the situation? What a fuckin bunch of morons this family is!!!
Even though I love Anderson Cooper, he does have family problems. My dad was roommates with his older brother Carter at Princeton (he knew Anderson when he was just a high school dork) who commited suicide a couple years after graduation. His mother is Gloria Vanderbilt, and from what my dad has said she is a lovely lady, but the family has LOTS of problems. I'm glad to see Anderson doing this though, since Carter and him had always planned to own a big media network. Best anchor on CNN? Close enough!
everyone knows the vanderbelts have their share of problems!
Anderson Cooper has more class and education than all the LOWhans put together.
Poor Ali is brainwashed.
And karma IS a bitch and Michael LOWhan will soon realize that because SUICIDE IS NOT FUNNY.
Yep, whoring out your daughters so you can live the lifestyle of the rich and shameless sure is honorable. Dina and Michael, get some freakin' jobs and let your daughters alone.
haha michael lohan is a dooche.
i love anderson cooper alot more now with his hot self. maybe he and miley should hook up or him and nick jonas,haha
I don't think these moronic Lohans know who they're dealing with. Intelligence always wins, they were better off keeping their mouth shut in the first place, because Cooper can easily make them look even more stupid to the public than they already made themselves look on their own.
Michael & Dina = Spencer & Heidi in about 20 years, am I wrong anyone???
Michael & Dina = Spencer & Heidi in about 20 years, am I wrong anyone???
Michael & Dina = Spencer & Heidi in about 20 years, am I wrong anyone???
Michael & Dina = Spencer & Heidi in about 20 years, am I wrong anyone???
Michael & Dina = Spencer & Heidi in about 20 years, am I wrong anyone???
Michael & Dina = Spencer & Heidi in about 20 years, am I wrong anyone???
Michael & Dina = Spencer & Heidi in about 20 years, am I wrong anyone???
Anderson is a Vanderbilt!!! Vanderbilt=VERY RICH and PRESTIGIOUS
Michael Lohan=HATER (and dumb ass too)
god, that was so low coming from Lohan. not, surprised, though, but geez, have some CLASS….oh wait, he's a LOHAN.
Anderson knows full well, if he openly admitted to his homosexuality his job at CNN would be compromised (not that it is right). He needs to be careful in how he throws his opinions around out there, even if it is about the Lohans.
ugh, i am so sick of the Lohan's always making statements back. No one cares! I thought anderson coopers opinion was so funny, and he has the right, just like everyone else to state their own opinion. And Lindsays dad is so weird and messed up for talking abotu him. And her mom needs to mature too instead of sending off her comments to make it to the magazines. Which I think is halerios that she talks about how she hates them but yet in the only episode i watched she was sitting there forever reading them. No one cares about the Lohans!
Once you put your 14-year-old daughter on display, she is fair game. Should pimp her out like that if you didn't want people to say she was a narcissistic little brat — cause she is. The only thing that makes her semi-human is the contrast with her piece of shit mom.
I don't care if he did (sort of) raise two whores–Michael Lohan is one hot and delicious hunk of stud-meat!!!
I AGREE WITH ANDY …….
CAN THIS PPL AVER JUST SHUT THIE FUCKING HOLES…..
NO WONDER LINDSAY WAS SUCH A TRAIN RECK……..
I FEEL BAD FOR HER…….
Loves it…the Lohans suck, team cooper all the way
hope Anderson strike him back really bad
Number one, WHO CARES ABOUT LINDSAY LOHANS FAMILY!
Number two, LOHANS ARE BROKE BECAUSE LINDSAY is becoming worthless so they have to get their second daughter to try and bring in the money! LMAO.
It's not the "gay" thing. Anderson's brother committed suicide a while back, in the 80's. Do your homework P.
Ahaha….any SENSIBLE celebrity would have taken this gracefully and kept their mouths shut. If Orange Oprah would have been smart, she would have said nothing, or, if she HAD to say something, she should have just stuck to, "hey, you can rag on me, but I'd rather you leave my kid out of this".
I heart Anderson Cooper. He's about 100 million times smarter than EITHER of the LOWhan parents. And yes, Dina: your daughter looks to be older than Anderson…. or Judi Dench.
The Hohans are just jealous of Anderson's sex appeal. And the fact that Anderson actually has a career, unlike most of those skanky Hohans.
SKANK HOHANS SCREW 'EM ALL
They're full of raging lesbian power.
Cooper can take 'em.
They're just mad that they don't have an actual career and he does.
I thought Mr. LOhan was now this loving, forgiving born again Christian. If he was truly that, he would not have resorted to immature name-calling. All he did was prove that the Lohans are disgusting fame whores. I am sure Anderson is regretting speaking his mind and getting mixed up with such a train wreck family but it was about time someone called them out!
LMFAO @ MICHAEL LOHAN calling Anderson Cooper an idiot. Uh, Anderson Cooper is one of the most articulate, intelligent, greatest news reporters of our time - and past times. It's fucked up that Michael would reference to Anderson's brother's suicide. Suicide isn't funny. Asshole.
I do agree though that Anderson was a bit harsh on Ali. Looks like she's 60? I think Ali's a very pretty girl & um, she looks 14 to me. Plus the show really isn't as bad as I thought it'd be. It does get a little annoying how Dina doesn't ever SHUT UP about Ali & how everyone else on the show always kisses her ass, "She learns so fast!" "She's a natural!" "She's gonna be a STAR!" Ugh STOP. I mean, she had everything handed to her, all those beats and all those expensive, great producers, because she's Lindsay Lohan's sister and has money. I do actually like her "All The Way Around" song though and I do think she has a pretty good voice. Who knows, maybe she'll end up proving us all wrong.
In 5 years Papa Lohan will be back to dumpster diving. Maybe he'll do us a favor and take Lindsay with him.