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"Trail of Cheetos leads St. Paul Police to burglary suspects"
For reals! CLICK HERE to read the article accompanying this headline.
[Image via Big Cuties.]
Trail of Cheetos leads St. Paul Police to burglary suspects
A trail of snacks led police to a trio of burglary suspects Wednesday.
Deveaon Bady Jr., 18, and Jesse Fairley, 19, were both charged with burglary in the third degree.
Another juvenile was also arrested.
St. Paul Police said the teens broke a vending machine at the Arlington Recreation Center on Rose Street.
Officers said they followed a trail of Cheetos to find them.
Posted: August 8, 2008 at 9:50 am
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eeewwww
That's disgusting.
see perez,THIS picture should be under the title 'if you are easily offended.." thanks for that…
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
I just vomited
hahahaha
Why are you showing Kim Kardasian and her sister eating Cheetos?
And I thought they were darker. Did they pull a Beyonce whitening photoshop job.
DUMBASS KIDS! PEREZ THAT PICTURE MADE ME HURL THREE TIMES! NO EXCUSE FOR BEING THAT FAT! FUCKTARDS!
this is disgustin..
tanx god this is one of the reason i dont eat junky food
GROSS! That pic makes me not want to eat Cheetos anymore
oh that is SICK!
i wonder why all 500 pounders (maybe more?) have bottled bleached blonde frizzy hair….
I guess thats what happens when you eat too many cheetos….
Holy shiz perez, I just threw up. THanks for that.
MOTHERFUCKIN NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASTY
well, there goes breakfast for me….
Thanks Perez for making stomach reject my coffee.. That picture is DISGUSTING!
……..MAN O' MAN….THAT SHORE FUCKS UP OL' DJS "PAUL & STORM'S" PROPOSAL FOR A NEW CHEETOS COMMERCIAL:
"If you wanna turn your Daddy-parts orange
Eat some Cheetos and watch some porn."
….THAT IS A LIMP-DICK-FOREVER PIC. DAYUUUM!
…………………
SHEEE-IT, PEREZ…DO ALL THE PHOTOSHOP YOU WANT, YOU CAN'T HIDE UP THERE. THAT IS YOU AND YOUR TWIN. I'D RECOGNIZE THAT ASS ANYWHUR!
I think I'll quit eating cheetos now!
some of you are really stupid. he always puts pictures that don't relate to the article. does that picture look like an 18 and 19 year old teenage boy? no. it is gross though.
remember pics like this when I was a kid..I am overweight, not anywhere near these 2 'ladies'. Would never, ever pose like that. It is amazing what you can get paid for though and amazing the ones that have the guts to do it. As for the 'thieves', they will get an honorable mention in the stupid crooks book.
Re: bongo – I couldn't have said it better!!!!
Re: DUBYA – WHAT'S UP FUCKTARD!
That picture is all kinds of nasty
Re: LettyB – …HEY, THERE'S MY LITTLE PRINCESS FUCKTARD!!!
….. DADDY'S STILL PROUD OF YOU. LAURA AND I ARE STILL SORRY BOUT' ALL THAT DRINKIN' WHILE SHE WUZ PREGGERS WITH YOU. HURT YOUR MIND AND VOCABULARY, DIDN'T IT? WELL, LIKE FATHER LIKE DAUGHTER. I KNOW IT REALLY FUCKED YOU UP…MUH LITTLE PRINCESS FUCKTARD.
damnnnnn I think I just found a new diet!!!! I am so NOT hungry for lunch now.
wow. im from st paul and i dont think we've never been honored to make it onto perezhilton.com before…. what a way to make history.
o wow that is pretty gross…
and some of my friends think they have thunder thighs……….
The pic is funny ! luvs it ! They r wearing custom made Cheetos shorts ! Perez u should post a pic of u wearing nothing but lettuce. Congrats on your weight loss.
i'm becoming anorexic now.
Ummmm…..I'm kind of hung over…and TOTALLY didn't need to see THAT!
Next time someone calls me fat, I'm showing them this picture!
Re: DUBYA – ALLRIGHT THEN FUCKTARD!
NO!
WHY?
AAAAACK!
People like that….*shudders*
No lunch for me. Or dinner. Or anything…ever.
Dude, there SERiously should have been a clicky link leading to that photo. I SO wouldn't have looked at that voluntarily, if I had had a choice.
Disgusting pic (barf) !
Re: LettyB – ….HE HE HE, MY FAT LITTLE FUCKTARD APPLE DIDN'T FALL FAR FRUM' THE TREE!
This picture makes me want to NEVER EVER eat cheetos again….EVER!!!!!
I'm officially off of cheetos for life….ewwww those thighs!!!!
oh my god that picture is disgusting. what the hell is wrong with people to make themselves LOOK LIKE THAT.
It's like the jail-bait version of Hansel and Gretel.
Thanks a lot!!!! Now I'll never enjoy a Cheeto again
Want to lose 20 lbs. fast? Copy this and put it on your fridge…..
Gross picture. How can people let themselves get so fat?? And then go out and wear that kind of clothing and eat cheetos?? ugh.
Stoner KIdz no doubt! And those girls are FAFAFI girls! (Find a Fold and Fuck it)
That's Mary-Kate and Ashley in about 20 years.
Re: star_lite57 – Me too, Perez has ruined it for all of us.
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I LOVE Cheetos, I'm addicted to Cheetos, I eat a bag a week and hide them so I don't have to share when friends or family visit.
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After seeing that image above, my life is ruined. I'll never be able to put a Cheetos in my mouth again.
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I'm going through withdrawal. I need a new addiction.
that is so, ew. i think i just threw up.
MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG What kind of shit is that lol.
That's some birth control right there!
You know those two fat bitches think they're hot! Cheetos should sue!!!
Well, Perez, how come you have pics like this hanging around your place?
Brit and jamie Lynn are looking a bit thick in their ad for their favorite product!
damn and i thought britney was getting better
Geez Perez u should have had a caption that at least read "If you are not easily offended then click here " eeeeeeee gad there is no words to describe how I feel after just viewing that - nasty!!
Ew, ew. How do human beings get like that??
HEY, PEREZITE, YOUR MOTHER IS LOOKING REALLY GOOD. LOOKS LIKE SHE LOST SOME WEIGHT. HAS SHE BEEN DIETING WITH YOU? IT'S SO NICE TO SEE YOUR MOM AND YOUR SISTER SPENDING QUALITY TIME TOGETHER. THE FAMILY THAT STEALS TOGETHER, STAYS TOGETHER.
:l=
DUDE THATS LIKE PUSHING THE ENVEOLPE ON
OBSCENTITY LAWS , OH MY EYE'S THEY BURN
THEY BURN!!!
reminds me of the after photos PER_ _ SHOWED US WHEN HE PROMISED TO JOG SHIRTLESS ON THE FOURTH OF JU_ _ IN MALIBU {SORRY I CAN'T
NAME NAMES}
lol those theives sound more like stoners. but shit if i was high i wouldn't go through all the trouble to steal. i'd rather just eat something else. i only like hot cheeto fries anyhow.
lol eww. those girls are mega chunky… my fiance's ex girlfriend looks like them.. no she's kinda like one half or 3/4ths their size lol but i guess that still makes her chunky.
Perez has no business posting a picture for you pin heads to make fun of, he certainly started out as a porky boy
UGH! UGH!! That is it UGH!
LMFAOOOOOOO
UMM Cheetos Yummy!
Oh dear god…
After looking at THAT pic, i'm NEVER eating cheetos again!
Spare us humiliation…
Um ok I am in no way a tiny girl but can I just say Ewwwww! I mean really this is a bit ridiculous! And how dumb are these kids!
How dare you take, no make that STEAL a picture, that does not belong to you, from a fat positive environment and put it on here to receive the ghastly comments it has gotten. How dare you associate this picture with a story about petty thieves.
Why, as a pudgy guy yourself, would you put up this image to be ridiculed? The women in this picture did not give you permission to use this, did not give you permission to subject them to humiliation for your own gain. If its all harmless fun, why not put a pic of yourself at your finest, belly hanging out, eating cheetos? Because you wouldnt want the comments would you? So you'd rather use these 2 ladies to be the butt of the joke.
You're disgusting Perez. I hope you get your ass sued for this.
And before anyone asks, yes I am fat. And proud. So nothing you fucktards will ever say will annoy me.
OK, not sure where my previous comment went. Must have been too truthful.
Let me sum up. THIS IS A STOLEN PIC. PEREZ DOES NOT HAVE PERMISSION TO USE IT. IT IS ON THE INTERNET YES, BUT IN A FAT POSITIVE ENVIRONMENT AND HAS BEEN TAKEN FROM THERE AND PLACED ON THIS SITE TO RECEIVE GHASTLY, RUDE, BIGOTTED COMMENTS.
Perez you are not slim. How could you let this pic be put up here to be ridiculed?
I would eat a Cheeto off her ass.
I would eat a Cheeto off her friends ass.
Why?
Because I rule.
WOWWWW! and they broke into a freakin snack machine! i wonder why! its not like its cellulight central or anything! (pshh)
seriously.. .and they followed the trail of cheetos. well that means those babies are coming off the market! (i dont mean the fat asses eating cheetos!!!) thats gotta be great for buisness and marketing!