Sex On A Stick
This one's for my ladies and my homos (even though it's a "men's" magazine).
Tom Brady graces the cover of the new issue of Esquire.
Smolder!!!!
Headline Of The 
He's Stable, But…Amanda Bynes Was Involved In ANOTHER Hit-And-Run!
Can someone take this girl's license away, please?
Amanda Bynes will finally be appearing court on June 6th for her April 6th DUI arrest, but apparently, she's may have to return very soon after that, because the actress was involved in ANOTHER hit-and-run only a few short days AFTER the first!
[Image via WENN.]
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I love you perez!!!!!
first! yum
yum ;]
first?!
Can't this bonehead just fall off the face of the earth already? Who gives a crap about Tom Baby.
Damnn
Hello Calvin Klien…. Hi yeah this is Tom Brady, I'd like to sign the contract that you offered to be your new Underwear Model.
PLEASE I"VE BEEN GOOD ALL YEAR.
WOW… he's beautiful!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yummy! Yum, Yum, Yum…….and Yum
WOW
He sure is yummy.
I wonder if Gisele is going to have his baby too?
He has a really big head.
Not hot.
yummy…i would luv to see him anywhere…
Let me guess, it's their SuperBowl Loser issue.
Gorgeous!!!! I am so buying that issue.
Hey Gisele! Whatcha gonna do with all that junk…all that junk inside his trunk? Mmmmmmm Meaty!
OH MY GOD MY PANTIES ARE WET!
HOT !!! HOT !! HOT !!! HE IS JUST HOT!!1 thanks perezito !!!
Hunkalicious!!!!!!!!!!!!! The only reason for me to watch football is just to see him and his hot ass in his uniform.. Lucky lucky Gisele!
Wow, he's hott.
Hes GORGEOUS !!!
mmmmmmm……i'd kill to be that stool he's sitting on.
ill stab giselle…
heart you tom
he is so hot!
Damn.
.
This is why I subscribe to Esquire!
What is it about men in suits?!?!?!? I just want to rip it off!…well except the tie
He's a HUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My gosh. You can see *everything* in that second pic.
oh.my.God.
I've been a Patriots fan since birth…but hot damn this makes it sooo much more fun
NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GAWD! He's so friggin hot!
HOLY FREAKIN HOTNESS!!!!!!
Eww, there's nothing that great about him! He has a big head and needs a better hairdo. Must be trying to make up some of the money that he lost in the Superbowl!
OMFG. SOOOOOO HOT.
He looks dapper, but the little boys haircut needs to go!
The bottom pose is MY favorite!
WOW I want 10 like him !!!
~ I AM SO PROUD OF MY NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS. EVEN THOUGH THEY LOST BY ONE POINT LAST NIGHT, BUT WHATEVER… CAN'T WAIT FOR TOM TO TAKE THE FIELD AND SHOW THESE HACKS HOW IT IS DONE!
THANKS P! THE PICS ARE HOT!!!!!
Yes.. this is the real american dream….
For the love of all that is holy. The man is beautiful. I just wanna lick him!
Best [looking] QB ever. Go N.E. PATS!!
He's got a nice little package there.
God daymn!
YUMMY!!!! holey hell i love tom brady more then anything!!!!!!! =]]
Oh My God!
He looks amazing!
I Love him so much!
Yay for Perez for posting this!
SUKALICIOUS!!!
What I'd do to be a jockstrap snugged up around his man-parts after a two hour workout!!! Oh, and did I mention I'd want to have the olfactory senses of a dog???
Dayum ….
Fugs. He's a douchebag and not attractive.
shit. check out that bulge!
Ooh…
yummy..yummy
hawt!
god yes
THE PATS ARE OVERRRRR
Thank you for this Perez… yummy yummy screw is right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He's really hot!
Wondering why his junk is desperate to get out of there??? mmm maybe he was overstimulated at the photoshoot?
gisele is the luckiest bitch alive!
He's every closeted Republicans wet dream!
Starting with Rush Limbaugh, maybe???
He'z smoking hot….I'd luv to sizzle with him - sexeeeeeeeeeee
Oh hottie, HOTTIE! HOT!
hands down the hottest man. thank you perez!!!
so beautiful
just creamed my shorts. yummy!
i need him to sit on my face.
hmmm… the second photo does strange things to my tummy
peow peow! he's extra fine! thanks p!
Tom Brady got his girlfriend pregnant and leaves her pregnant for a supermodel. If a high profile black man did the same thing he would be scrutinized for having done this. Since Tom Brady is white he's still hot…??? I don't understand your logic. This country is still racist. Power for YT.
koooooooooooooooooooool'
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
What a perfect thread to be 69th on!
Sometimes "first" isn't all it's cracked up to be.
Sexy Sexy Sexy!!
sexy !
Barf! Enough already Perez. Tom Brady is a cheating scumbag. He doesn't deserve ANY of the Super Bowls he won - because he and his team fucking cheat!!! I hope the pretty boy douchebag gets his leg snapped in half in the first game of the season. WTF isn't Eli Manning on the cover of the mag?? HE won the Super Bowl, not Gizz-ele's boy toy!