The Gayken Becomes A Daddy!!!
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Clay Aiken welcomed his first child into the world on Friday!
The fagulous Idol reject raised eyebrows when news broke that he artificially inseminated his much older best friend.
Jaymes Foster, 50 years old, gave birth today in the Gayken's home state of North Carolina.
So, did Clay have a boy or a girl? And, what's its name????
CLICK HERE to find out, plus more deets, including what the newborn looks like and how much it weighs.
[Image via WENN.]
Clay's new bambino is a boy!
His name is….
The baby, a boy, is named Parker Foster Aiken.
Congrats to Clay and Jaymes!
Parker Foster Aiken weighed 6 pounds 2 ounces and was 19 inches long when he was born around 8 A.M. Friday morning.
Aiken’s mother, Faye, tells local news station WRAL that the baby has dark hair and that her son is smiling from ear-to-ear.
That's going to one fugly baby.
LMFAO! FIST ME! HA HA HA HA
wow!
Clay has morphed into Rumor Willis
I think Clay will be an awesome daddy! Welcome to the world Parker Foster Aiken!!
why you gotta lie perez?
congrats
This whole situation is just beyond creepy. Its makes all the hair on the back of my neck stand up . . .
she's pretty
ugh, he looks like a retarded my size barbie…
fug
That should be illegal.
cute name though…fairly normal
Re: BILLIELIPS IN THE JUNGLE! –
Loser
nastayyyyy
eh, woopie dooo.
ugh. he's gross. however, i'm happy for him.
eh this is just so creepy beyond words
WTF IS WRONG WITH THAT WOMAN, WHY WOULD SHE WANT A BABY WITH THIS FREAK!
Ewwwwwwww !
He is a hotmess. Zac Efron is his twin.
Awwww good for him. I mean I allready knew, since WRAL is my news station, BUT.
LoL…what a fucking joke. This fairy making a baby is just WHACK.
Re: JET –
LOL! Yeah he is looking very potato headish!! I think this is so weird…..a 50 YO mom and closeted daddy….with all the kids out there who need homes, why wouldn't she just adopt?!
Babies don't smile the minute they pop out the womb…their too busy wondering what the fuck happened.
Re: Rhonda – HAHAHA….yeah, i agree with ya. there is a rather disturbing similarity between those two. good point you got there.
Re: Mrs__T – I AM A TORONTO FAN TOO, WHERE CAN YOU GET THAT JERSEY! THESE OTTAWA FUCKTARDS ALL HAVE LEAF SUCK JERSEYS AND I HAVE NEVER SEEN ONE FOR T.O.! THAT SHIT IS AWESOME!
ew
Awww, So glad it went well!
yay for Clay and the mommie!
Aw, hope the parents are happy and raise a good son!
ICK
probably an ugly baby but clay will be a great DAD and the kid will have singing talent
Every BABY is a Miracle, But this is a whopper of one!
wow, that is crazy. He needs a short haircut and a cowboy hat. I dont know if he is gay…..but he dresses and looks gay. WEIRD………..
Congratulations!!! Clay will be a great father.
So EITHER they had sex outside of marraige "soubtful" or he masterbated and she was inseminated. I believe the church regards sex outside marraige AND masterbation BOTH as sins….so what does Clay's legion of born again fans think of that?
I just can't believe that the baby is only three hours old and we already know about him. Or maybe I do - as nothing in sacred in Whorelywood. Hell, three hours after my kid was born I was not even interested in talking on the phone, let alone able to make any formal statement about her birth (if I was in the public eye).
Little boy is fucked! How can you have a diva fag father like that! That boy will be flaming! Clay probably doesn't even watch sports or plays them or anything manly for that matter!
He looks like a cross between Lezlo and Rumer Willis.
Re: Spindoc – They are brainwashed hypocrites of organized false religion who think they can ask for forgiveness of theirs sins and they are back on track for a front row seat straight into the gates of heaven.
strange. so are they BOTH gay or what?
This is freaky on so many levels.
This is too pathetic for words.
Re: Spindoc –
Ooooh, SNAP! You are so very right . . .
OMG, poor kid! I guess at least they didn't give him a crazy name that will be the one good thing he has going for him.
Re: LettyB – Oh look, my favorite patient. Are you trying to "goat" people this morning? rotfl Is your life that empty? Poor thing. You've returned. You just reek of insecurity. Are you physically or just mentally and emotionally about 10 years old? Sad pitiful thing. Did you go to a "special" school for "special" people. Are you educationally challenged as well as emotionally and mentally challenged? With your nasty little snipes, you must be tragically uneducated as well. Do you envy intellectuals and well educated people? Don't you just want to put them in their place by screaming "fucktard"? Doesn't that make you feel better for a moment? Hmmm? Time for your therapy session.
I don't get it. A 50yr old man had his love child?
I REALLY CAN'T SAY I'M WILD ABOUT THE IDEA OF THIS LATEST TREND OF SO MANY GAYS "GOING BREEDER." FIRST SURI, NOW THIS!!!
'Scuse me. Is this picture of the bundle of joy's mother? OMFG, it's Gayken!
hmmm…
the destitutingly poor-man's Zac Effron ladies and gentleman!
Main Entry: 1goad
Pronunciation: \ˈgōd\
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English gode, from Old English gād spear, goad; akin to Langobardic gaida spear, and perhaps to Sanskrit hinoti he urges on
Date: before 12th century
1 a: something that pains as if by pricking : thorn b: something that urges or stimulates into action : spur
2: a pointed rod used to urge on an animal
synonyms see motive
so it's goad, not goat but it can be confusing especially with the last definition…
He gives me the heebie geebies!! I threw up a little in my mouth just thinking someone was inseminated with his sperm! EEWWWW!!!
Big deal. Clay was way inebriated that night, the bitch needed some electrolysis on her upper lip and introduced herself as James, so ten minutes later The Gayken went for "her" hiney and it slipped.
I was asking myself "who's this dyke", when I finally read his name.
Heh, cute name..Do you think Clay
will sell the photos? He can't rly deny
he's gay, now..He Didn't have sex w/a
woman, he artificially inseminated, Why?
Re: LettyB –
Why would she want to have a baby at 50 years old is the fucking question!
I hear they are going to name the kid after the dad: "Turkey-Baster"