The Gayken Becomes A Daddy!!!

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Clay Aiken welcomed his first child into the world on Friday!

The fagulous Idol reject raised eyebrows when news broke that he artificially inseminated his much older best friend.

Jaymes Foster, 50 years old, gave birth today in the Gayken's home state of North Carolina.

So, did Clay have a boy or a girl? And, what's its name????

CLICK HERE to find out, plus more deets, including what the newborn looks like and how much it weighs.

[Image via WENN.]

Clay's new bambino is a boy!

His name is….

The baby, a boy, is named Parker Foster Aiken.

Congrats to Clay and Jaymes!

Parker Foster Aiken weighed 6 pounds 2 ounces and was 19 inches long when he was born around 8 A.M. Friday morning.

Aiken’s mother, Faye, tells local news station WRAL that the baby has dark hair and that her son is smiling from ear-to-ear.

    Posted: Aug 8, 2008 at 10:19 am / Email this  »

    70 comments to “The Gayken Becomes A Daddy!!!”



    1. 1

      That's going to one fugly baby.



    2. 2

      LMFAO! FIST ME! HA HA HA HA



    3. 3

      wow!

    4. JET says – reply to this


      4

      Clay has morphed into Rumor Willis



    5. 5

      I think Clay will be an awesome daddy! Welcome to the world Parker Foster Aiken!!



    6. 6

      why you gotta lie perez?



    7. 7

      congrats



    8. 8

      This whole situation is just beyond creepy. Its makes all the hair on the back of my neck stand up . . .



    9. 9

      she's pretty

    10. Jay23 says – reply to this


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      ugh, he looks like a retarded my size barbie…

      fug

    11. Sonas says – reply to this


      11

      That should be illegal.



    12. 12

      cute name though…fairly normal

    13. Sonas says – reply to this


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    14. 14

      nastayyyyy



    15. 15

      eh, woopie dooo.



    16. 16

      ugh. he's gross. however, i'm happy for him.



    17. 17

      eh this is just so creepy beyond words



    18. 18

      WTF IS WRONG WITH THAT WOMAN, WHY WOULD SHE WANT A BABY WITH THIS FREAK!



    19. 19

      Ewwwwwwww !



    20. 20

      He is a hotmess. Zac Efron is his twin.



    21. 21

      Awwww good for him. I mean I allready knew, since WRAL is my news station, BUT.



    22. 22

      LoL…what a fucking joke. This fairy making a baby is just WHACK.



    23. 23

      Re: JET
      LOL! Yeah he is looking very potato headish!! I think this is so weird…..a 50 YO mom and closeted daddy….with all the kids out there who need homes, why wouldn't she just adopt?!



    24. 24

      Babies don't smile the minute they pop out the womb…their too busy wondering what the fuck happened.



    25. 25

      Re: Rhonda – HAHAHA….yeah, i agree with ya. there is a rather disturbing similarity between those two. good point you got there.



    26. 26

      Re: Mrs__T – I AM A TORONTO FAN TOO, WHERE CAN YOU GET THAT JERSEY! THESE OTTAWA FUCKTARDS ALL HAVE LEAF SUCK JERSEYS AND I HAVE NEVER SEEN ONE FOR T.O.! THAT SHIT IS AWESOME!



    27. 27

      ew

    28. Lene says – reply to this


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      Awww, So glad it went well!
      yay for Clay and the mommie!



    29. 29

      Aw, hope the parents are happy and raise a good son!



    30. 30

      ICK



    31. 31

      probably an ugly baby but clay will be a great DAD and the kid will have singing talent



    32. 32

      Every BABY is a Miracle, But this is a whopper of one!

    33. momo3 says – reply to this


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      wow, that is crazy. He needs a short haircut and a cowboy hat. I dont know if he is gay…..but he dresses and looks gay. WEIRD………..



    34. 34

      Congratulations!!! Clay will be a great father.



    35. 35

      So EITHER they had sex outside of marraige "soubtful" or he masterbated and she was inseminated. I believe the church regards sex outside marraige AND masterbation BOTH as sins….so what does Clay's legion of born again fans think of that?



    36. 36

      I just can't believe that the baby is only three hours old and we already know about him. Or maybe I do - as nothing in sacred in Whorelywood. Hell, three hours after my kid was born I was not even interested in talking on the phone, let alone able to make any formal statement about her birth (if I was in the public eye).



    37. 37

      Little boy is fucked! How can you have a diva fag father like that! That boy will be flaming! Clay probably doesn't even watch sports or plays them or anything manly for that matter!

    38. Lou says – reply to this


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      He looks like a cross between Lezlo and Rumer Willis.



    39. 39

      Re: Spindoc – They are brainwashed hypocrites of organized false religion who think they can ask for forgiveness of theirs sins and they are back on track for a front row seat straight into the gates of heaven.

    40. aj says – reply to this


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      strange. so are they BOTH gay or what?



    41. 41

      This is freaky on so many levels.



    42. 42

      This is too pathetic for words.



    43. 43

      Re: Spindoc

      Ooooh, SNAP! You are so very right . . .



    44. 44

      OMG, poor kid! I guess at least they didn't give him a crazy name that will be the one good thing he has going for him.



    45. 45

      Re: LettyB – Oh look, my favorite patient. Are you trying to "goat" people this morning? rotfl Is your life that empty? Poor thing. You've returned. You just reek of insecurity. Are you physically or just mentally and emotionally about 10 years old? Sad pitiful thing. Did you go to a "special" school for "special" people. Are you educationally challenged as well as emotionally and mentally challenged? With your nasty little snipes, you must be tragically uneducated as well. Do you envy intellectuals and well educated people? Don't you just want to put them in their place by screaming "fucktard"? Doesn't that make you feel better for a moment? Hmmm? Time for your therapy session.



    46. 46

      I don't get it. A 50yr old man had his love child?



    47. 47

      I REALLY CAN'T SAY I'M WILD ABOUT THE IDEA OF THIS LATEST TREND OF SO MANY GAYS "GOING BREEDER." FIRST SURI, NOW THIS!!!



    48. 48

      'Scuse me. Is this picture of the bundle of joy's mother? OMFG, it's Gayken!



    49. 49

      hmmm…



    50. 50

      the destitutingly poor-man's Zac Effron ladies and gentleman!



    51. 51

      Main Entry: 1goad
      Pronunciation: \ˈgōd\
      Function: noun
      Etymology: Middle English gode, from Old English gād spear, goad; akin to Langobardic gaida spear, and perhaps to Sanskrit hinoti he urges on
      Date: before 12th century
      1 a: something that pains as if by pricking : thorn b: something that urges or stimulates into action : spur
      2: a pointed rod used to urge on an animal
      synonyms see motive

      so it's goad, not goat but it can be confusing especially with the last definition…



    52. 52

      He gives me the heebie geebies!! I threw up a little in my mouth just thinking someone was inseminated with his sperm! EEWWWW!!!



    53. 53

      Big deal. Clay was way inebriated that night, the bitch needed some electrolysis on her upper lip and introduced herself as James, so ten minutes later The Gayken went for "her" hiney and it slipped.



    54. 54

      I was asking myself "who's this dyke", when I finally read his name.



    55. 55

      Heh, cute name..Do you think Clay
      will sell the photos? He can't rly deny
      he's gay, now..He Didn't have sex w/a
      woman, he artificially inseminated, Why?



    56. 56

      Re: LettyB

      Why would she want to have a baby at 50 years old is the fucking question!



    57. 57

      I hear they are going to name the kid after the dad: "Turkey-Baster"



    58. 58

      I thought he was gay? Wait. His publicist just told him to deny that claim. Bad for the American Idol image. lol



    59. 59

      LOL b/c babies can smile that soon…



    60. 60

      lol and I used to work at the same video store growing up with Clay Aiken… ;)

    61. Bree says – reply to this


      61

      This is still so creepy



    62. 62

      grosssssssssss



    63. 63

      This man is gay I don't know why he just doesn't come out with it already!



    64. 64

      Re: For Reals – THATS TRUE! BY THE WAY YOUR BABY IS SOOO CUTE!



    65. 65

      Re: For Reals – Well because she'll be set for…what, two, three years?



    66. 66

      Re: sarahwall

      "Aiken’s mother, Faye, tells local news station WRAL that the baby has dark hair and that her son is smiling from ear-to-ear."

      it says that Aiken's mother, meaning Clay's mother, said her son is smiling from eat-to-ear, so it's Clay.. not the baby.



    67. 67

      Re: MyriamCWebster – BUT DAHHHHLING….GAYS ARE SUCH CREATIVE, AND DEVOTED PARENTS…THEY'RE SO MUCH BETTER FOR A YOUNG IMPRESSIONABLE CHILD, THAN DULL UNIMAGINATIVE BREEDERS.



    68. 68

      Parker Foster Akin
      say it 10 times omg

      Parker Fucker Akin

      or

      Park her fuckin akin

      or

      i gots that Parker Foster Aiken disease on my big hoe



    69. 69

      ewww…
      he had sex with a 50 year old??!



    70. 70

      he actually had sex with a girl? =0