The Gayken Speaks!!!
New dad Clay Aiken has just posted the following on his official blog about the birth of his today!
"Hello All…
I know it's been a while. I'm sure you know, it's been a full full summer. Sorry we haven't spoken in so long. But, I'm sure you know… I hate putting the cart before the horse. Not my way to tempt fate. But I wanted to stop by, if only for a second, so you could be the first folks I tell…. HE'S HERE!
My dear friend, Jaymes, and I are so excited to announce the birth of Parker Foster Aiken (No hyphens. One first name. One middle name. One last name.)
Parker was born at a hospital in North Carolina just this morning at 8:08 AM. Wow… 8:08 ..08/08/08
Weighed in at 6 lbs 2 oz and measured 19 inches
The little man is healthy, happy, and as loud as his daddy. Mama Jaymes is doing quite well also.
The Aiken family, the Foster family, and the Parker family are all thrilled.
We'll share more at some point in the future. Love to you all!
C"
[Photo via Getty Images.]
Lisa Marie Speaks!
how weird, i never thought he would be a father. Eww
he's gorgeous
Who is the parker family?
It must have been a planned C-section. I think it's pretty stupid to plan a birth to the minute.
Oh My… Hasbeen!!!!
Whatevah
THIS WHOLE SITUATION IS WEIRD! AT LEAST THE KID IS BORN INTO MONEY!
Him and his little sayings! Well congrats to the fag!!!
I sure hope that child inherited NONE of Gayken's physical characteristics.
Wow, all the 8's…creeeepy.
yuck
jodie foster? yikes. how could she…"It's Going To Take Some Time" for me to get this visual out of my head.
also. I thought that gays were more into keeping taught and fit. or am i being a bigot??
Oh brother! Another dysfunctional family…………….
"My dear friend, Jaymes"
Seems like such a weird way to word a birth announcement
What does that mean? Three people had that unforutate child? This is soooo very wrong in so many ways. The world is dooooooooooomed.
Congrats!
Would have been cooler if the baby was 8 pounds 8 ounces!
OMG Clay has a serious case of gingivitis. Boy needs to floss!!
'full full summer' = 'cruel cruel summer' LOL
The last time he saw something 19 inches
was just before his dildo mysteriously disappeared.
Wow, the "Claymates" will be all over this. Some of them are actually upset that he chose to have a baby with her.
Re: Andy27 – ANDY2??
clay doesn't look very healthy in that picture.
GAG!!!
Re: LettyB – Back from lunch to continue your therapy.
AHHH! That's it my little LettyFucktard. Poor empty thing. You don't have a life do you? No friends? Just a pathetic existence on this silly celebrity site? Is the real world just too hard, to punishing? Your sick and twisted existence is so sad. Poor nasty thing, you seem to be coming unhinged! I know the truth hurts, but how can you ever heal if you won't face up to your sad existence and live in the real world? Dont' you know I just want to help you.
Everyone sees you're always 'out to lunch,' don't they? It's understandable, you're so fat, you were abused as a child, and the world won't accept your mongrel family and people can be so cruel and use terrible words….doesn't that just want to make you use your identity word "fucktard"?. Your emotional pain is like a sucking wound, isn't it? And you know you will never be accepted in society and you just feel like human garbage, don't you? Do you ask yourself if it is worth going on?
as much as i love to make fun of the gayken, I'm such a softy when it comes to babies
i send my good wishes to him n the missus
congrats
Re: ALIEN SPAWN – Ha Ha Ha Ha…buttfucktard.
Who's the Parker family?! That poor kid… named after 3 last names! (I don't get it, was the mother Jaymes a dyke?)
The baby was born at 8:08 on 8/8/8? They should have named the child Beijing Olympics…
Holy shizz, he's looking like Chris "Corky" Burke from 'Life Goes On'.
Re: ALIEN SPAWN –
you are very strange.
Pray to God he doesn't pass his horrendous dental hygiene habits to the little ones. Doesn't anybody else notice this guy's festering gums?!!!!! EW! EW! Ewwwwwwwww!
Wonder when he'll lose the baby fat?
Re: ALIEN SPAWN – You are being distracted by a useless minion. Give us more Scientology info, like how did Lisa Marie get pregnant with twins?
Who cares who the parents are when atleast the child is wanted and will be raised lovingly? Look at all of the unwanted babies and unwed parents out there who barely pay attention to, much less raise their children? They are the true burdens of society. Gayken is a wierdo but hey…. Get on the PILL dip-shits! We don't want your unexpected mess!
the birth of his today?
p.s thats a really bad pic of him lol
8:08 ON 08/08/08
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HMMMM, SOUNDS LIKE A C-SECTION TO ME!!
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NOT THAT'S THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT. I'M JUST SAYIN.
Re: LettyB – I love you LettyB!!
Why put a child through that?
Better names for the kid should have been "Richard Taint Aiken" or "Dick Gobbler" or even "Dick Aiken". Still, welcome little one to this hellbound world we call earth!
Re: ALIEN SPAWN –
dude ur creepy
you sound like a pedophile
get a life
Ok now explain who the heck is Everyone involved????
"Aiken family, the Foster family, and the Parker family"
I Like how he refers to the mother of his child "My Dear Friend" WTF??? Gaaayken fo sho
goo lawd, could he be more unattractive? Nice double chin gayken
Re: HAMphetamine – you cant say fag nowadays you hillbilly loser
Q: How can you tell which baby boy in the nursery is Clay Aiken's?
A: He's the only one with the pacifier in his ass.
wow everyone is having their babys on that day!! even gays ha ha ha!
Too bad that baby wasn't 8 lbs. 8 ozs. and 18 inches! That would have REALLY been an omen of some sort! LOL…
Re: bouge – LOVE YOU TOO BOO!
All the Parker questions — From IMDB: "Clayton Holmes Grissom was born in Raleigh, North Carolina 30 November 1978 to his mother, Faye Aiken Parker and his late father, Vernon Grissom."
whoops.. also (IMDB): Mother is Faye Aiken Parker; late step-father, Ray Parker.
I just find it refreshing that a 'celeb' gave a child a normal name.
Parker Foster Aiken? What's this about a first, middle and last name? There's three last names there…
He's such a moron.
Gay people shouldn't have kids. next.