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"Grandma Arrested for Driving With 3-Year-Old on Roof for Fun"
WTF??? CLICK HERE to read the story about the crazy grannie (not the woman pictured above).
[Image via WENN.]
Grandma Arrested for Driving With 3-Year-Old on Roof for Fun
MARATHON, Fla — Authorities say a grandmother was arrested for driving around the parking lot of a Marathon grocery store with her 3-year-old child sitting on the roof of the car.
Monroe County Sheriff's Office deputies were called to the Publix store Tuesday and arrested a 54-year-old woman after she was driving around with her three-year-old granddaughter on the roof of her car.
The grandmother was released from jail 15 hours later.
The woman said Thursday she would never let anything hurt her granddaughter. She says she was driving at "snail-speed" and holding the child's leg.
Authorities say the woman told police she was giving the child some air and letting her have fun.
She faces charges of child abuse. The child is back with her mother.




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That's crazy, not fun!!
why would they release her after 15 hours obviously she crazy!
What is WRONG with people??
now she never ever will be allowed to babysit the child again…..hmm………. maybe, maybe she, deep down was tired of having the kid dumped on her. Well, doesn't have to worry about that anymore.
thats scary…but i think it would have been ok if someone else was on the top of the car too haha
Put the crazy old lady in jail!
WE USE TO DO THIS WHEN I WAS LITTLE, NOT 3 BUT WE ALWAYS USE TO DO THIS…..(JUST IN LIKE THE PARKING LOT) LMAO
Is she insane or just stupid?
If she is 54, I'm a fetus!
Maybe the 3 year old just wanted to "ghost ride the whip"!!! LOL
I wouldn't call it abuse - i'd call it stupid tho
Marathon FL seems to have a few of those in the news lately
haha what a fun grandma.
crazy old lady
Yeah, she is just crazy.
yay car surf'n! at least she was holding onto her leg. -jk lol.
lame.
Woman is a nutcase.
~Why do you post a picture of someone unrealated to this story? You trying to say she is the one who did it? JUST POST THE STORY WITH NO PICTURE IF YOU DON'T HAVE A PICTURE OF THE PERSON WHO WAS CHARGE.
Obviously, she wasn't thinking very clearly. She's old. She probably just thought it would keep her grand daughter occupied, or calm her down, or whatnot. She doesn't deserve to be in jail, she just shouldn't be left alone with young children anymore.
Some people just shouldn't be parents…Or worse, grandparents!
PUT THE GRANNY ON TOP OF A TRAIN
AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS !
Perez, this story is DAYS old!!! WTF? Start doing your JOB!
crazy old fuck. I meant, darling mature woman! Just stay away from my children, pets, car and homes thank you.
GRANNY OF THE YEAR!!!!!1
…not.
COOLEST
GRANNY
EVER.
I wish my grandma would've let me do that was I was a three-year-old!
Why does all this crazy shit happen here in Florida?
What a nice granny! But with the IQ of a snail.
Crazy woman! I'm a 54 yr old grandmother and there's no way I would do something so stupid. She obviously needs some medical intervention. Maybe she's been suffering a series of small strokes or early stage Alzheimers or something. No one in their right minds would do that. It's doubtful she did it with her own children. How awful for the child's parents to realize they can never leave their kids with their mother/mother-in-law again. Very scary and sad for the entire family.
Ummmmm…….
Perhaps I am insensitive or whatever but, my mom would do this to me and my brother all the time, and it was A LOT of fun.
3 is young….but I was about 5 when my mom did this and ummmmm….sorry, but it was a fucking blast!
fuck shes old not crazy!
stop tryin to talk shit about the elderly
GRANNY SENILE DOORKNOB !!!
lol omg!!!!
Sick bitch.
FFS…granted, she was going at a 'snails pace', but, what would have happened if she had to slam on the brakes? I know that I have had to, from time to time, in parking lots…which actually made the packages shift and slide, in the back of my vehicle.
So, her holding onto her grandchilds leg, would NOT prevent that child from sliding off of the roof, under those circumstances…..it would just mean that the little one would be hanging upside down, banging against the drivers side door, with her little scalp scraping the pavement. All the while, her grandmother would probably be panicking, and confusing the gas pedal with the break.
That women needs to be put away….either a prison or a mental institution.
Old lady sounds nutty, but I think she meant well. Old people sometimes brain fart.. this was a very large brain fart
READ PEOPLE, " the story about the crazy grannie [is] (not the woman pictured above.)" And 54 is NOT elderly. HOWEVER, the woman in the story has obviously lost her mind and when I have children one day, she will not be on my list of babysitters!
Okay, WHAT THE FUCK.
Many of you commentator are stupid ass suckers. 54 is not old. Not old enough to go senile or have dementia anyway.
The grandmother must just be stupid. Though I admit, when I was a kid I thought it would be fun o be strapped in for a ride on the roof hehe.
Re: danielleyyy –
I agree
Insane Woman!!!
K, first of all, 54 is not old. It's older, but it's not senile. She's old enough to know better, but not so old she could say she'd lost touch with reality and didn't know better. Putting a toddler on the roof of a car and then driving around is just stupid. The kid could have fallen off. Holding her leg isn't enough to keep her from falling off and smashing her her little face into the pavement. I'm just saying…
is she crazy who iz goin 2 belivie her story saying "i was giving the child some air and letting her have fun." my grandma let me have but she doesn't loose her mind and put me on top of a car and start driving. A even bigger lie "i was driving at "snail-speed" and holding the child's leg." lady i ask u to stop how were u driving and holding a child's legs when the child is on top of the car. Boys and Girl lets put 2 and 2 together the lady is a Psycho!!!!!!!!
lol maybe she was trying to copy something off of, jackass
I would love to know the childs' parents reaction…to what their child was subjected to.
For those who think that it would have been 'cool' if that was you….can you think back to when YOU were 3yo? Would YOU have had the mental, physical and emotional capacity, to tell your grandma that you wanted to ride on the roof of a moving vehicle? Unless, you were reading Keats, discussing Einstein theories and question Darwin vs. God, at the age of 3…I doubt it.
oh god-why do i think this is funny??
damn!
why couldn't i have had a granny like that???
We did this when we were about 10, but it was my 16-year-old brother driving, not granny.
Haha, does sound fun!!!
Grannies should be able to have fun with babies, even if he fell off the roof. Yes, she is crazy, but so is the world. Why be shocked, when maybe, this baby will grow up to become Talladega runway's next star???
that is soooo weird
lol
That"s not as crazy as the illegal in California that beat his 2 year old in the street and the sheep those dummys did nothing. Wow!!! An off duty firefighter asked him to stop,but did nothing, I cant understand this. The funny part was if someone beat the dads ass he probably would of been arrested by Pilosi or Boxer for a Hate crime.
SHE NEEDS TO BE PUT IN A HOME, SHE IS OBVIOUSLY IN THE EARLY STAGES OF DEMENTIA! WHAT A FUCKTARD!
Holly crap, and I thought my family was crazy!!
Re: Jacobs Mom – LOL!
oops, make that "Holy" you get the idea!
Well As a child care worker im horrified at the retardation of it all. On another point. In Australia, that is not classed as illegal. A parking lot here is considered private property. Not to say that she shouldnt be punished..jail is a bit extreme…revoking her liscence might be the way to go. Silly Granny..
I used to steer the car when I was three, obviously I was sitting on my Dad's lap and he was controlling the speed and breaking.
Re: ANA_LANDIS – OMG….you honestly think that becoming a 'Talladega runway star' is an honorable vocation?
So, tell us….how many vehicles do you have, up on blocks, in your driveway? How often do people show up, at your house, thinking that you are having a yard sale? You wear spandex pants, horned rimmed glasses and have over-processed hair (with dark roots) don't you?
God bless rednecks…without them, we would have no one to laugh at.
Why does this whack-ness always happen in Florida????? This state need to breakaway and slip into the ocean or bomb it like Iraq! But make sure all the nice South Beach babes aren't on it!
Damn it…. I wish my grandma was that "cool" I better call her and tell her.
hehe my step dad used to let me sit on the back of the bmw and do that. but the roof.. and a little kid's skull.. and PAVEMENT!? naughty grandmama!
haha.. two words that should never be used together over the phone..
Re: LettyB – rotfl. And just as articulate as ever. Do you really think anyone cares what you think? You just want to be noticed by anyone, don't you? I will always be here for you….you are welcome.
You feel so inadequate, don't you? A mongrel home that is only something you want to escape but can't; isn't that true? Your only attention is here…a pitiful gossip site where you envy the rich and famous and beautiful, because they are all you aren't..isn't that true? Poor thing….I'll always be back periodically to check on you…to help you. Don't worry.
I think that's funny you used Justin's crazy grandma for this!!! LMAO!
xoxox
Hey, i've done something like that
with friends, but i'm a little older
She's WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY to young to be doin' that shit
I bet anything she was punishing the child for something, or trying to prove a point
well it wouldve been better if it was selena gomez and her dumb movie up there.
oh yeah, holding her by her leg, thats a good one - so when she slips off her heads the first thing to go under the wheels…….lol
old people should be locked up.
they're all mad and senile.
that's so britney!
Thats hawt.
Re: ALIEN SPAWN –
how dare you. say what you say and then admit that you will be back. if you were that offended then you would never be back. admit that you are hooked…you silly bitch.
Menopause?
Hey folks 54 is not old. People are having kids now in their 40's and later. Senile does not apply.
Isn't that Justin Timberlake's grandma? Haha.
Grannys gone crazi
Twisted. Mental.
zzzzzzzzzz real dumbazz grandma movezzfreakin idiot zzz
Note to self… don't let Grandma watch your kid anymore!!!
This is not abuse for heavensakes!!
Almost as bad as the Man getting arrested at subway!
Cops pick up the rapists and murderers instead!!!!!
omg,
is it sad that the first image that came to mind is that scene from theres something about mary w/ the dog riding on the roof in the body bast.. ha.
Re: justtfax –
Bwahahahaaa
Re: Jane Doe – This is NOT abuse, and potentially dangerous?!? So, in other words…as long as the child is not being used as an ashtray, beaten beyond recognition, or passed around to her 'daddy's' friends, it's not to be considered abuse??
You are absolutely pathetic….and, not worth the time it took for me to type this out.
Totally crazy! But as ppl age they become dillusional. She didn't mean any harm she is just old. Still doesn't make it right but geez give her a break don't faul the poor old cute old lady…
wow this is embarrsing thats my grandmother