He's A Machine!
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U.S. swimmer Michael Phelps is already breaking records in Beijing!
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Alarmingly Gaunt Macaulay Culkin... What's Going On??
Oh Macaulay Culkin!
Entertainment Tonight spotted you out and about in NYC and you're looking really thin and shaggy!
Should we be concerned??
Apparently we aren't the first to think something looks off... ET also reached out to the actor's rep about his health, who replied:
"Macaulay Culkin is in perfectly good health."
We hope that's true!
Plus, we think it's time for a new Home Alone installment. A gritty can't-escape-his-past story??
HA!
[Image via E!.]
hes hot (:
woo 1st and 2nd
WOOO GO AMERICA!!
i want to have his babies
Welp thanks for ruining it for us!
-swoons- Go Phelps! So sexy…
Oh, you're talking about a swimming record - I thought it was going to be about how many Chinese chicks he has infected with herpes!
GO GO GO GO America ! TEAM AMERICA (Still don't think China deserves the Olympics)
Yum. What a beast.
TEAM HOLLAND! But congrats to the US Swimmers
he is yummy minus the stache
PEREZ!!!!!!!!!!! can you at least warn us from spoiling it!!!! ive been avoiding news sites so that i can watch it tonight! i thought yours was safee ughhhhh!
I'd wear his Speedo as a necklace…if you know what I mean. "For All We Know" he will be winning a lot over there in China.
Already? Way to go. ^^ He's smexy xD
Perez - Wait to spoil us about the updates, please! Some of us are die-hard Olympic fans…wait till its premiered in the US so we can see the action for ourselves!
What?! Beach volleyball is on? NOT SWIMMING. Thanks a fucking lot Perez. You ruined the excitment.
Good God he is sooo hot and he is a great athlete. HE is gunna win many golds this year. Everytime you post an update on him you should put a picture of him in his speedo. But he should get rid of the facial hair.
Re: Erica Lew –
I is not beach volleyball it is just volleyball
I love Michael Phelps…and the opening ceremony was incredible last night.
Re: gdeeaz – No, It was beach volleyball. Indoor volleyball is over.
I LOVE RICKY
Okay, I see Michael now. I lovw swimming. The only sport I'm interested in.
he was quite a swimmer.
I've been watching the Olympics all day just to see hot men in skimpy speedos, but now that they're finally on, they're wearing those stupid pants. I want to see skin and bulges!
Re: Erica Lew – well i live in california so it is on at a different time probably. fencing just finished right now.
Re: gdeeaz – Ohh! Yeah I'm on the East Coast. I see. I'm watching mens beach volleyball now. Swimming is over, I think. :[
Don't get your panties in a wad - tuese were just heats - no medals for Mikie-poo until tomorrow.
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To Perez: The people do have a point - you should put a SPOILERS banner in front of any FINALS results - any competition that results in medals.
i'm so happy he shaved teh 70's porn star stache.
yay for him, i love him! at least i know he is doing well. i have to miss swimming tonight bc i have to work =-(
Horray for America!
The opening ceremony was amazing and I hope the rest of the Olympics kick ass!
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It is amazing to actually see this guy swim in person. I workout at the same pool that he trains at in Baltimore. It really is a religious exprience
add a wonderful picture of him and all his yummyness
he is awesome!
i am a swimmer too and he is
a great role model!
go Phelps!
Re: Lula Mae Lou –
what are u talkin about, huh? are u okay? shout up and stop talking this shit about Michael! if u hate him, don't spread dirty gossips about him!!! of course, real fans know the truth, but… u are just annoying!!! Michael is the best swimmer in the worl and he is a great person and more than just a great guy!
Thanks Perez! And now go and watch finals!!! and support Michael!!!
Congrats,
But don't bleed in the Pool if You have AIDs virus like Mark Spitz!!