Quote Of The Day
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"I've been warned when I'm presenting there are two things I am never allowed to say. One - cunt. And two - Scientology. There is one sentence that could join both of those words but I'm going to try and not say it. I have a problem when people tell me not to do something. When I was going to meet the Queen the protocol people told me how to bow, not to curtsy, not to speak until I was spoken to. But all I could think of was, 'Grab her tit'!"
- Russell Brand, on hosting the MTV VMAs next month
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: August 9, 2008 at 10:43 pm
Suk-O-Licious!!!
he creeps me out
www.youheartmaggles.com
I'd ask Her Magesty: Did that SCIENTOLO-KUNT Tommy Cruise bow or curtsey when you met?
I LOVE this guy!! I have seen him on Conan, Leno, Letterman, etc…and he is just the naturally funniest man I have seen in a long time! I hope he enjoys great success in the States eventually. Good on ya Russ!!!!
Bernie Mac died. Maybe you should report on that.
hes fuking sexy !!!!!!!
Who the hell is this ugly,creepy looking queer anyways?
Do it just use those two words in a sentence and you will be famous FOREVER plus it will be F****** hilarious
Re: sydneyyy – he did you moron
Scientology, lmao!!
On his radio show he is actually afraid to say ANYTHING linked to it, its sooo funni! XD xxx
Yeah Perez, when are you going to make a post on Bernie Mac's death? You have been avoiding the subject all day…why?
Re: sydneyyy –
He has….so sad x
Re: sydneyyy –
Sydney, he did report on that….scroll down a bit…. very sad
RIP Bernie…
who the hell is that creeperson?
It's a sad testimonial for MTV that they couldn't get anyone to host the awards than Russel Brand. PATHETIC!
Who the fuck is he and why is his hair like that? Did he find some shocked road kill on sunset and be like OMG that would be great! Ew….
Also, the creepy man in the American Apparel add gives me nightmares. He has nasty rapist 70's man hair face….pls…take it down.
sooooo funny…i love him.. and i cant wait. hes going to be great…and hopefully really offensive.
who is this guy?
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he looks like a serial killer.
i LoVe RuSsEll BraND hE'S hIlarIOus
haha…cockhead!
I hope he will say "Scientologists are a bunch of cunts"!
I LOVE RUSSELL!!!! he's so sexy and really sweet. He's not all stuck up like most celebs.
i loved him in forgetting sarah marshall i cant wait to watch the VMAs
YES! LOVE HIM! HES AWESOME! cant wait to see it
also
RIP BERNIE MAC!
I love him to bits!! I never watch the VMAs but will definitely do it this year ONLY because he's hosting.
I'm so excited!!!
fukin legend! xxx
Re: VOGUE obsession – he has, look thru the next pages
Re: sydneyyy – a lotta ppl has already replyed to u but i think i should do to get it to sink in tht he has! xx
Citn! I bloody well love this man. He hosted the brits a few years back and although I hate to say it.. he lacked confidence, but i think now that he has established himself further as a comedian and actor in his own right, rather than just off big brothers big mouth, that he will prove to be an incredibly funny and charrrrrming host for the VMAs. I love you Russell!!! I'm just a bit sad because now EVERYONE will love him now and I will most likely never fulfill my dream of having a sneaky cuddle with him.
HEY PEREZ…..IS THIS YOUR SISTER?
Hahaha that is a funny quote.
Wow, how old is this quote!!!
Russell Brand is totally legendary. Sexiest man alive (maybe tied with Noel!) Check out clips on YouTube of Russell and Noel on "big fat quiz", hilarity ensued!
Hope he stays true to himself when presenting the VMAs, although I think the US is a bit too prudish for his sense of humour. I can't imagine him topping the "Sir Bobby Gandalf" saga though!
Russell Brand; what a cunt!
who the hell is that guy and what the fuck happened to his hair, my god, lol.
HE IS A comedy genius with a heart of gold.
he is truly inspirational.
long live the revolution.
Oh yeah, what a class act…………cut your hair asswipe!
aw, he's such a cutey! so he can't say $cientology C*nt, eh? poor guy.
can people please stop with the 'cut your hair so you can look like a proper white man'? let people wear their hair the way they want to. what does it hurt you any if a guy has *gasp* long crazy hair?
love it.
"Russell's regular item….GAY!!!"
russel brand is amazing
really nice guy too, me and my boyfriend met him at his book signing in dublin
Such contrariness is probably more the result of drugs than convictions. Bend a little for someone else's sake.
who is he
Don't know who he is but anyone taking on Scientology is great in my book!
he looks like Tiny Tim….
hes an effing legend!!!!
there is nothing, absoutely nothing, appealing about this guy. except maybe we finally found something who may make john mayer look like less of a douche.
Love this guy, he should have grabbed the old hags tit.
He seems like a PERFECT host. Irreverent and iconoclastic. Mtv needs to amp up their sucky programming, especially their award shows; this might be a ratings boost.
Bellareu: sneaky cuddle? So funny.
His hair reminds me of pics I've seen of 80's glam rock stars.
Who, exactly, is this guy? I have never heard/seen him, before. Is his comedic talent any good?
This guy is actually gunny. He takes it a bit too far sometimes, but I mostly laugh.
Re: VOGUE obsession – he did report on it! go back a page or two, you'll see.
*funny
Re: ding ding ding ding ding ding ding YES! –
THAT's exactly what I think. He is a good looking guy I think and is extremely funny and personable. He isnt a cookie cutter obviously and is trying to be unique…guess its working!!!
i lovee russell brand, his podcasts are hilariousss.
YOU ARE SO LATE! THIS HAS BEEN REPORTED WEEKS AGO!
Re: midi – I would never tell anyone to cut their hair….hell, some men look fantastic with longer, crazier hairstyles, than they would with classic 'Yale cuts'. If one particular style worked for everyone…we would all look alike, wouldn't we?
But, you have to admit….the back of his head kind of looks like a child who had candy/gum caught in it, and they tried to pull it out, one strand at a time.
Re: sydneyyy –
Re: VOGUE obsession –
HE ALREADY DID RETARDS
YAAAY Rusell BABY! You comedy bundle of loviness XXXX
Wow - he's so cool!
What an idiot - he needs to act his age.
If you know who Russell Brand is and like him, his hair, face, sense of humor, etc. all fits him really well. I think he's perfectly fine the way he is.
And for the record I don't find him attractive- I just think he's who he is and it suits him well.
I love Russell Brand! He's hilarious.
luv him he's a great hot but not sure ow the american are gonna take his humour compared to the brits
Russell is the best. Get a new picture Perez!!!
The VMA's suck but I'll have to watch this year.
Why cant he say Scientology?
Why the Hell would HE be the Host of anything??
I'M OLD GREEEEEGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wait this guy is SO hilarious!!! the VMA's are gonna be so bomb with him hosting.
A pathetic attempt the generate some interest in a show that hasn't had anything controversial happen in years… Besides, it's live but it's on a 14 second delay so he may say something but they'll catch it and delete it before you even know what happened. Lame.
why not scientology?? why? why? why?
who is this nobody? ugh.
He's also starring in the sequel……….."There's Something About Mary 2"
Does this mean $cientology is now a bad word?! Good!
WHO IS THIS PERSON AND WHY IS HE HOSTING THE VMA'S?? Oh yeah, cuz MTV SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS.
Russell Brand???? I thought that was Criss Angel.
LMAO WOW he's my hero
Re: John Stall The Wonderpope – YOUR HOLINESS….AS I'M SURE YOU'RE AWARE…TOMMYTURD IS THE WORLD'S MOST FAMOUS (AND OBVIOUSLY GAY) SCIENTOLOKUNT….SO I'M SURE (INSTEAD OF BOWING OR CURTSEYING) HE BANGED HIS CHEST LIKE A MONKEY AND HANDER HER MAJESTY A COPY OF HIS KULT'S HANDBOOK…THEN I'M SURE HE GROPED PRINCE PHILLIP TO SEE IF THE RUMORS OF A VERY LARGE PACKAGE WERE TRUE….AS THE WORLD'S MOST FAMOUST SCIENTOLOKUNT IS OBSESSED WITH LARGE PACKAGES…EVEN WHEN ATTACHED TO A WALKING CORPSE.
Never heard of him.
Russell is so very funny, and well educated…I can not wait to see the awards..go Russell…
he's gonna do great.
THE ONLY REASON WHY I'LL WATCH
cuz last year's vma's SUCKED
they were horrible
He is so dirty but his eyes are beautiful. I can't look away. Odd.
who the fuck is Russell Brand?????