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Ashlee Simpson's husband signs a surfboard for charity at the Boost Mobile party at the Project Beach House in Malibu on Saturday.

Peter Wentz has a perturbed look on his face because _________.

[Image by Jason Merrit via Film Magic.]

Posted: August 10, 2008 at 4:14 pm

115 comments to “Fill In The Blank”

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HeebieJeebie says – reply to this

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He forgets how to spell his name!
Andy27 says – reply to this

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…the camera got too close and caught him without his guy-liner!
PussPants says – reply to this

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He forgot his last name is Simpson now. OOPS!!!
Studmoose says – reply to this

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he's a douche!
Mal198407 says – reply to this

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He thinks he's too good to take time out for autographs now!
and all the cyanide you drank says – reply to this

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BECAUSE HE"S FUCKING SEXY!!!!!!
Charlotte! says – reply to this

7

he's a douche.
adrn12 says – reply to this

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because he is stuck in a marriage with a baby and he's actually gay.
Perez Hilton says – reply to this

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He's finally realizing his wife isn't the cash machine he thought she would be.
dj_clone_13 says – reply to this

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who uses boost anyways?
Jane Doe says – reply to this

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…I forgot My makeup and they are taking My picture!!
nyc_opinion says – reply to this

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………………………
ruby wednesday says – reply to this

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He has the grossest/weirdest mouth. I really hate it.
Lula Mae Lou says – reply to this

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His buttplug is starting to slip out … AGAIN!!
sexandngrs says – reply to this

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He just remembered he married and impregnated Ashlee Simpson
cocoballs says – reply to this

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Patrick Stump isn't there to do the writing for him!
M :) says – reply to this

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he's without his make-up
Gingerooni says – reply to this

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He doesn't know whether to sign "Wentz" or "Simpson"!
cOlLeEnRaWkStArx22 says – reply to this

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cuz he dont want to be photographed.
ahaa o.O
TABITHA says – reply to this

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Beacause his ass hurts
glittergirl says – reply to this

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his annal beads fell out
bexxx says – reply to this

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Chop off his head and he is sexy.
MeganKBowen says – reply to this

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He didn't know photogs would be there and ran out of eyeliner.
isavampiria says – reply to this

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HE'S BROKE AND HAVE NO TALENT TO XPLOTE, SHEESH NEITHER HIS WIFE, FADE AWAY ALREADY!
J-R.I. says – reply to this

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Poppa Joe Simpson is ruining his life like he did to Jessica and her relationships!!!!!! Plus he is just a miserable man lately!!!!
isavampiria says – reply to this

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HE LIKES A PUNT IN THE CUNT? LOL!
koniosis says – reply to this

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he is disappointed he didn't get to sign a surfer's washboard stomach.
The Wicked Bitsch of the Midwest: Billie says – reply to this

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because he's emo.
Nincompoop says – reply to this

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he got her pregnant so he had to marry her….
307point1 says – reply to this

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because he realises just how ugly he is.
Lucyhannah says – reply to this

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"Shit, what's who am i married to again?"
xuanita says – reply to this

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he's emo and he sucks
Prettynpink9565 says – reply to this

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He looks like he has a stick up his ass! lol
abbynormal says – reply to this

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he's married to a girl.
Chickie says – reply to this

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…someone said, "hey Pink, can you sign my board?"
Gucci Bag says – reply to this

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. . . because he just realized he's Pete Wentz.
Joshdukie says – reply to this

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he realized he wasn't married to a man
Yohann says – reply to this

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Ashlee isn't givin him any dick!!!
Gossip_CookieROX18 says – reply to this

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because he knows that when he gets home ashlee is gonna beg him to put her and on fnmtv yet again and will bitch until he does
shazamm says – reply to this

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because kids are going to cramp his cool lifestyle, honestly, they will.
alissa says – reply to this

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he's a douchebag.
sweetpiece says – reply to this

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Ashlee asked him to take out the trash.
gaffle says – reply to this

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his wife's pants don't fit him as well as she promised.
parteegurl says – reply to this

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he's only 3 feet tall.
Sarahhh is raddd says – reply to this

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because not even he likes his wife.
JACKSTER1 says – reply to this

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he looks pissed to be there if u ask me…..loser
NeonCupcake says – reply to this

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Because he hates surfing. he is a whorebitchs (ashleeeee) bitch. he doesnt want to get wet cause hell smudge his cheap drugstore makeup and DoucheBag will run down his face like a cheap used up hppker resembling Mickey Avalon. I heart Mickey Av!!!!
Gossip_Lea says – reply to this

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because he knocked up an ugly douchebag and is now stuck with her ass.
Midna says – reply to this

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he knows he had a shotgun wedding.
Zsa Zsa says – reply to this

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because he looks like Dave Navarro's baby sister.
TayBaby says – reply to this

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his music is awful and he'll have to support Ashlee until the get divorced, cos its not like shes doing anything these days.
DLR says – reply to this

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Peter Wentz has a perturbed look on his face because he is hepped up on the smell from the marker.
irenemarie says – reply to this

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because his eyebrow waxer canceled on him…
beyondgood says – reply to this

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… he's channeling Amy Winehouse
God Zilla says – reply to this

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Because it looks like all her other boyfriends have signed first!
NDPerezzer says – reply to this

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he just realized he is stuck with asslee for 18 years
kristidoll says – reply to this

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He wishes he was on the Gumball Rally. His look is pure disdain.
Hollianne says – reply to this

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he's hungry and needs to eat a steak
PoisonKisses says – reply to this

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Just that morning Asslee told him that he couldn't put his guy-liner on their baby when it arrives
nicolaxo says – reply to this

60

he realized the pen was bigger than his pee wee
sally may says – reply to this

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of the creeper behind him
KMoney says – reply to this

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he's still married to ashlee simpson
skid says – reply to this

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his butt plug slipped out
zombiekatie says – reply to this

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he looks like Baba Booey.
zombiekatie says – reply to this

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baba booey
Steve Drill says – reply to this

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He doesn't have a nice hard cock up his butt..?
wes123 says – reply to this

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because he got plowed the night before and is feeling dayum good!
lol
yum!
purestsinNIN says – reply to this

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because he knows he is going to have the fugliest baby ever born…oh BURN
bunsen b says – reply to this

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…because he's a closeted gay douchebag?
CrankThis says – reply to this

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…because he's realizing much his tats look like all that graffiti on the boards…they're not cool, they're fugly.
Local Reporter says – reply to this

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…because he realizes he and Ashley have so much in common both of their vagina's are lip synced.
MiSs says – reply to this

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He realized he is married to Asslee, a Female .. LOL
Jocelyn_91 says – reply to this

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he remembered he was married to a c-u-next-tuesday
britepink says – reply to this

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His panties are bunching ^_^
PiercerJenn says – reply to this

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Pete Wentz has a perturbed look on his face because he's tired, yes hes tired, ya know why? Cuz his new wife ashlee wont stop attempting to actually sing without backup. lol that was lame.-Jenn
ANGIECHAOS says – reply to this

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cause someone stole his purse!!
lilmissclaire420 says – reply to this

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hes not married to me
moon says – reply to this

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everyones responses are about…
his marriage with ashlee
him being a closeted queer
him not wearing any make up

as for myself,
i have nothing.

i saw a picture of his dick online
and it was alright,
nothing too special

womp
womp.
lucia says – reply to this

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his [too] tight pants jumped ripped
Mindelah says – reply to this

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Re: Zsa Zsa – Lol that made me laugh- and I
Mindelah says – reply to this

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love Pete Wentz!
TokioHotelSTL says – reply to this

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because he is tired of people taking pictures of him? because he is tired of people making fun of his wife? because he is tired of people making fun of him?
augie says – reply to this

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The RANDOM siggies on the surfboard are hotter than his Naff tattoos.
TokioHotelSTL says – reply to this

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Re: The Wicked Bitsch of the Midwest: Billie – There is no such thing as being "Emo", "Gothic", "Punk" or anything like that. It's a style.
justtfax says – reply to this

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'his people' contacted People Mag about a cover for him, ashlee and the baby when it is born and instead of the $14 mil Papa joe delusionly thought that he, errr, they diserved. instead they were all offered 80% of the cover price of people.
yaDiggg says – reply to this

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because no one will care that his autograph is on there.
crazzy says – reply to this

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He finally got a good look of himself in the mirror!!!
Pezzy says – reply to this

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Ashlee's nose just fell off.
AimeeT says – reply to this

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He just found out that Perez is really Asslee's baby daddy!
razzberryswryl says – reply to this

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He knows you've seen his cock.
razzberryswryl says – reply to this

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He knows you've seen his cock
SooCal says – reply to this

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He's practicing his, "Ya'll kids quit!" Daddy face.
THE JOKER says – reply to this

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lhe licked my vagina and is mad im not a virgin
Ginphadora Tonks says – reply to this

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He just found out John Mayer wasn't going to be there to suck on his little peen
Ginphadora Tonks says – reply to this

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Re: Pezzy – HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Dixiechic says – reply to this

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he is having morning sickness for ashlee
geraldine#1 says – reply to this

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because he just realized that the surfboard doesnt match his outfit
grace-e says – reply to this

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…because he realised wat he married and knocked up…
lilly_putian says – reply to this

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because no matter what face he makes, he's still smokin hot
LettyB says – reply to this

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HE IS THINKING,"I KNOW I AM A FUCKTARD AND I CAN'T HELP IT!"

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