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N-A-R-C-I-S-S-I-S-M

Filed under: The Hoff

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Desperate much???

In case you didn't know who was driving the car….

David Hasselhoff was spotted in Malibu on Monday.

Yes, his vehicle has his website scrolled across it!

Lamey McLamester. But, hey, it's The Hoff.

What else would you expect????

[Images via KM Press Group.]

56 comments to “N-A-R-C-I-S-S-I-S-M”



  1. 1

    Creep



  2. 2

    cheap ass - it's a business write off.



  3. 3

    SUCH A HASBEEN! ugh shameless self promoter



  4. 4

    First???



  5. 5

    Wow. That's so incredibly gay.



  6. 6

    Right!!! That's almost as lame as us coming on this website, expecting to read about celebrities, and in turn, we have to read about you and your personal life.



  7. 7

    maybe not :p



  8. 8

    First? Cheap but nice car though.



  9. 9

    Crazy!



  10. 10

    Perez has his website on his car - why is he hatin'

  11. Ulia says – reply to this


    11

    What a la-hooo-zer.



  12. 12

    ick……………..



  13. 13

    WHO ARE YOU CALLING LAME PEREZ! YOU ADVERTISE YOURSELF ON YOUR OWN WEBSITE ALL TIME! EVEN STUFF NOBODY CARES ABOUT! FUCKTARD!



  14. 14

    OMG he looks like an old man with saggy boobs!! How gay to have ur website on ur car. Desperate much??? The "hoff" will never change!!



  15. 15

    Wow - he has nice tits!



  16. 16

    he's built like such an old man



  17. 17

    Guess that R8 is a littel rich for his blood and needs the write-off.



  18. 18

    Re: Andy27

    And to everyone else ragging on Perez for advertizing himself on his site….

    IF YOU HATE PEREZ SO MUCH, WHY ARE YOU REGISTERED ON HIS SITE?!



  19. 19

    he's a dork lol



  20. 20

    nerd



  21. 21

    Re: Aimee999Not even close….again!!! :lol:



  22. 22

    Re: Aimee999maybe not :p
    If you make the "p" a capital….it'll show up like this… :P



  23. 23

    douche



  24. 24

    yah how desperate. What a geek. And nice delts… total alcoholic's body shape, there



  25. 25

    It looks like he has boobs…



  26. 26

    Yes, Mr IRS… I deducted a Billboard that promotes my website. What do you mean, that it seems a bit an expensive way of advertising? Can I not deduct this from my taxes?



  27. 27

    wow. that's ridic!



  28. 28

    Hmmm reminds me of a certain blogger who likes to self-promote lol Hey, who's going to promote you but yourself?



  29. 29

    I went to his site to check it out! Narcissism to the max! Can't look at anything without signing over to the Hoff! Not!



  30. 30

    Re: britneyisthefritobandito – NOBODY IS HATING ON PEREZ YOU DUMB FUCK THERE A SUBMITTING AN OPINION AS A COMMENT ON PEREZ'S COMMENT. YOU FUCKTARD!



  31. 31

    Dude…really!

    There comes a time in every man's life when it's time to give up the sleeveless shirts. It's nice that he has the self-esteem to show that much skin, but ewwwwwwwwww.



  32. 32

    Re: Aimee999 – FUCKTARD!



  33. 33

    nice car- whats the model? I know it's an audi but more details pls!!



  34. 34

    So far for being the stealthy knight rider, action heroes need some love too ;)

  35. AMO says – reply to this


    35

    Cool car!



  36. 36

    HAHAHAHA…..SO FUNNY. what an ass

  37. Theo says – reply to this


    37

    Kit would have never allowed that!



  38. 38

    Last Sunday I had champagne brunch. Afterward I came home and continued drinking.. towards the end of the night, I was hammered ala The Hoff and I ordered take out.. a fatass burger of course. As I was eating it, I totally felt like The Hoff. My dog didn't tape me and ask me to stop drinking, but I think he would if he had a handheld and a voice.



  39. 39

    Re: LettyB

    jeez… relax, dude

    and come up with a new word already



  40. 40

    Wow thats funny!



  41. 41

    Haha this is so stupid!



  42. 42

    Re: britneyisthefritobandito – I QUITE LIKE FUCKTARD! FUCKTARD!



  43. 43

    perez, the hoff was a part of the gumball 3000 exotic car rally this past weekend. his team drove that car and had it all stickered up for the race. he doesn't just have that on there to be creepy.



  44. 44

    He's still a HUNK!
    messed up a little bit!



  45. 45

    It's his job to be Lamey McLamester. The Hoff is Cheesetastic.

  46. Dozi says – reply to this


    46

    The Hoff rocks. You have to love his complete lack of trying to be something he's not (well… he's not 30 anymore, or 20 for that matter), no pretense about that guy.



  47. 47

    Can we say "tax deduction" boys and girls? Gotta hang onto as much of that "Bay Watch" chingy as we can!!!!



  48. 48

    dear Perez,you´re one of the last ppl who should accuse anyone for nacissism,and make fun of someone for beeing a self-promoter,you tard.



  49. 49

    And by doing that he can write off that 100k car as a business expense

  50. Midna says – reply to this


    50

    perez honey you are running out of stories are't ya? this is so pointless but hey he's the hoff he can do whatever the fuck he wants, is free publicity!



  51. 51

    I guess he's starved for Paparazzi and website attention. His career isn't that hot, and he has a huge ego (that Piers Morgan acknowledged on the Howard Stern show) so what else is there to say? Even then, he's free to do whatever he wants to with his car, however douche baggish it is.



  52. 52

    "Perez, the hoff was a part of the gumball 3000 exotic car rally this past weekend. his team drove that car and had it all stickered up for the race. he doesn't just have that on there to be creepy. "

    YES!! I was there..well, in SF at the start, on Lombard St.



  53. 53

    Re: J3N-J3N – Audi R8



  54. 54

    delusional!



  55. 55

    Wow. That guy's really into himself. LOL He's probably the only one who is.



  56. 56

    hey don't hassle the hoff